stop global warming

[Dreamhope11]

we need to open our eyes to the damage we are doing to earth. stop global warming, dont think o he dont do it why shud i, that attitude will get us extinct. help stop it now

[Siиdяed]

Meh. I reckon our grandchildren will deal with it just fine.

[Ynot]

we need to eat more cows
stop them farting

and quit with the veggie diets
foliage absorbs CO2
we need them alive

[Siиdяed]

I reckon we can solve this with some sort of giant machine...preferably running on oil...and maybe aerosol cans can come into it somewhere...hmm...

[Ynot]

and an enormous 1000 watt lightbulb?

[ExoByte]

Open our eyes? Why would we do that. That's stupid. The sun would burn them. Duh.

[Ynot]

Open our eyes? Why would we do that. That's stupid. The sun would burn them. Duh.

damn sun
cause of all the problems in the first place

we need to get rid of it

[Michael]

.... we've been gettin cleaner for 100 years now... stfu.

[Siиdяed]

Urgh, too late to change anything. Let's let the planet burn.

I say this presuming I, of course, will not be burned in any way.

[Dreamhope11]

damn sun
cause of all the problems in the first place

we need to get rid of it

replace it with a energy saving light bulb maybe or recycle the sun

[Siиdяed]

...we're trying to think of sensible solutions, please, Dreamhope11.

[Ynot]

replace it with a energy saving light bulb maybe or recycle the sun
now that's an idea

but how to get rid of the sun....
could we burn it?

[Dreamhope11]

.... we've been gettin cleaner for 100 years now... stfu.

??? cleaner in china a nuclear plant is built every week

[ExoByte]

damn sun
cause of all the problems in the first place

we need to get rid of it

Good idea. Think with a few mirrors and a magnifying glass we could reflect the sun's rays back at it and burn it like an ant?

??? cleaner in china a nuclear plant is built every week

Gotta say, its defiantly cleaner on the boards without those periods and commas. They took up so much room. We're way better off without grammar.

[Ynot]

Good idea. Think with a few mirrors and a magnifying glass we could reflect the sun's rays back at it and burn it like an ant?
you're TOO late

I made the "burning the sun" joke

Me

HA

[Dreamhope11]

now that's an idea

but how to get rid of the sun....
could we burn it?

no not burn it we get a huge rope and tie it around it and pull it away, easy!

[Siиdяed]

no not burn it we get a huge rope and tie it around it and pull it away, easy!

No, not burn it! We get a huge rope, tie it around it and pull it away, easy!

...hmmm, I likes it with grammar in. :)

[Grod]

I'm against this.

I'm for global warming.

[ExoByte]

you're TOO late

I made the "burning the sun" joke

Me

HA

BLAST! :pissed:

Well its a good idea. Lets do that.

Plan B: We put the Sun into a calculator and divide by 0.

[Ynot]

I'm against this.

I'm for global warming.
BURN HIM

[Kushna Mufeed]

Gotta say, its defiantly cleaner on the boards without those periods and commas. They took up so much room. We're way better off without grammar.

i thnk yv gt t bt lts g ll th wy nd gt rd f vwls t thn wll dfntly sv th plnt

(I think you've got it, but lets go all the way and get rid of vowels too. Then we'll definately save the planet.)

[Dreamhope11]

ok ok someone just make a ladder to the sun and find the turn heat lower setting

[Kushna Mufeed]

Why not just get the neighborhood handyman to fix the ozone? The ladder would be much cheaper that way.

[Ynot]

ok ok someone just make a ladder to the sun and find the turn heat lower setting
well that's just silly.....

[Siиdяed]

C'mon, Dreamhope, stay on topic please. We don't want any 'silly little suggestions' do we?

[ThePhobiaViewed]

Actually John Petrucci controls the heat of the sun (senses that no one will get this lame joke)

[Siиdяed]

I...didn't... :(

And now I feel left out. I hate in-jokes.

[ThePhobiaViewed]

It's in one of these psycho exercises videos:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hywld4xFHiM

[Dreamhope11]

C'mon, Dreamhope, stay on topic please. We don't want any 'silly little suggestions' do we?

yes suggestion. no suggestion can be silly.

[ExoByte]

Yes they can.

[Kushna Mufeed]

yes suggestion. no suggestion can be silly.
Stick you head in a bucket of frozen maggots and run down the street naked screaming "I'm the king of the gnomes!" until you smash into street lamps and telephone poles so many time that your nuts explode.

Silly suggestion? I think so.

[Jdeadevil]

Has anyone actually agreed with the thread starter? Because I read on the first page everyone was kind of beating the crap out of him. :/

[Dreamhope11]

Stick you head in a bucket of frozen maggots and run down the street naked screaming "I'm the king of the gnomes!" until you smash into street lamps and telephone poles so many time that your nuts explode.

Silly suggestion? I think so.

not if ur crazy i guess it wud be normal

[Kushna Mufeed]

Just because you're silly, it doesn't make the suggestion any less silly.

[Dreamhope11]

Just because you're silly, it doesn't make the suggestion any less silly.

why go off topic? by the way dont reply to sindred he just wants his post count higher

[Kushna Mufeed]

I...didn't... :(

And now I feel left out. I hate in-jokes.
I know, eh?

I am full of more spite than an arab woman.

[hankwheels]

We can't stop global warming, we can only postpone it. In order to completely stop global warming, we would need to completely change the way we live. We couldn't have ANY automobiles, factories, pollution, etc. It's just not going to happen. The Earth will be doomed to a nuclear war in the decades to come anyway, so I am not very concerned about global warming.

[steelerzrockin]

Life is too short to worry about global warming. We'll all be dead before it has any significance anyway. Besides, the future generations will have really cool technology to distract their minds from global warming.

[ThePhobiaViewed]

We can't stop global warming, we can only postpone it. In order to completely stop global warming, we would need to completely change the way we live. We couldn't have ANY automobiles, factories, pollution, etc. It's just not going to happen. The Earth will be doomed to a nuclear war in the decades to come anyway, so I am not very concerned about global warming.

I don't buy into the argument that humans are solely responsible for global warming. I think that we only play a small part if any and that all these restrictions and carbon offsets are ridiculous. Why is the US gov't banning the production of 100 watt lightbulbs. Now I'll just have to use two 75 watt bulbs instead so I can see what I'm doing. That's real effective. Plus the new bulbs have mercury in them so they're just gonna kill all the fish and beavers.

You're last sentence is exactly what I always say. We're gonna destroy the earth (through bombs) before it destroys us (through global warming). As Einstein said:

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Life is too short to worry about global warming. We'll all be dead before it has any significance anyway. Besides, the future generations will have really cool technology to distract their minds from global warming.
Exactly. Can't we focus on crazy arab people trying to kill us rather than some made up problem. The same people who are claiming global warming now claimed global cooling back in the '70s. All the planets are heating up right now so I wish the gov't would stop trying to control us with unneeded legislation. Where's Ron Paul at, we need him to stop all this bogusness.

[steelerzrockin]

The Earth will be doomed to a nuclear war in the decades to come anyway, so I am not very concerned about global warming.

The fact that there is enough nuclear war heads to completey destroy the Earth is terrifying. All the world leaders could be together right now discussing "let's just blow up the whole planet right now". And bam! We're all dead in a matter of seconds. That idea scares me a lot more than global warming.

[Grod]

http://astralsource.com/don_bw.jpg
Don says global warming isn't real.

...Now would Don lie? I think you know the answer to that one.