Americans.

[Carôusoul]

Please tell me this is a joke.


www.marryourdaughter.com



"Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price."



"“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14"

[Siиdяed]

I'm fairly sure the Bible supports Bride Price.

Oh, and the Testimonials are hilarious.

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

That's what marriage is all about, darling. Your parents' jacuzzi.

[ninja9578]

Looking at the ages I'd say that it's fake. Although I did notice that most of the locations were The South and I think marriage laws are a little more lenient down there (as long at they aren't the same sex :P) If it's real then To the South: please please try to succeed again, we'll let you go this time.

[Siиdяed]

You just stumbled across this site, I imagine?

[Lord Toaster]

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house ...we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi!"

Please say this is a joke (again!). Surely this can't be for real.

You just stumbled across this site, I imagine?

Hehe

[Carôusoul]

moar:


"Kimberly H.
Age: 15,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$20,995 Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that"



Thank god for christianity eh.

[Siиdяed]

How many of these girls know they're up for marriage?

And how many end in vicious rape that they can't protest about because marriage is absolute because God because banana because monkey.

[Carôusoul]

How many of these girls know they're up for marriage?

And how many end in vicious rape that they can't protest about because marriage is absolute because God because banana because monkey.

Go look on the site. I'm no spokesperson.


Anyhow; God because peanut butter.

[Siиdяed]

Any evolution in here? OF COURSE NOT.

[ninja9578]

How desperate are the guys placing the orders? And you do you do it, is it through Paypal. :lmao:

[Lord Toaster]

Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl. Price: $3,995.

:|

And this one:

Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going

Hum.

How desperate are the guys placing the orders? And you do you do it, is it through Paypal.

Desparate but fairly rich. :P

[Siиdяed]

Psh, it's disgusting.

That said, Kimberly H. should be arriving in her box any day now...

[Ynot]

That said, Kimberly H. should be arriving in her box any day now...
just pray she's house trained
if not, a firm jab with a rolled up newspaper. "No !!"

[slayer]

Isn't that all just like selling woman? I don't think thats right...

I also don't think it's right that CHILDERN can now be FORCED to be married...I think they do that in Tennesse or something.

[Siиdяed]

I'm fairly sure it's the same in the American South as it is in English South. Inbreds and child-marriagers, the lot of them.

[simon_leet]

Echo One,
Operation "Pedo Stinger" has been compromised

Repeat, operation "Pedo Stinger" has been compromised
Move to phase two, over

[Carôusoul]

I'm fairly sure it's the same in the American South as it is in English South. Inbreds and child-marriagers, the lot of them.

Adam. Adam Adam Daasm aadadam ADAMMA dmamam MMAMAM mamamasmad msdimcfkmadsjvdsjvsdv

[ninja9578]

I'm fairly sure it's the same in the American South as it is in English South. Inbreds and child-marriagers, the lot of them.

They have that in the English South too? Huh, I thought that it was just our South.

[Ynot]

the west country is not the south....

I'm in the south

[Carôusoul]

They have that in the English South too? Huh, I thought that it was just our South.

Gullible.

[Burns]

Actually, I heard a radio show discussing that site a few months back. Sadly, they found out it was for real. Still hard to believe though...

[NeAvO]

So how do I join? Do I have to pay for the marriage or what?:undecided:

[mark]

wow if ever we needed proof that religion is the source of our morality....psssh this is just sick :roll:

[Ynot]

no one's asked what he was doing to run across a site like that....

[Xox]

Wow...I can;t believe this...:shock:

'Tis sad. =/

[NeAvO]

no one's asked what he was doing to run across a site like that....Oh you know he probably just did the routine search for "teenage brides" on google :?

[Ynot]

You've changed the sig

dear lord,
it wasn't getting old, was it?

:lol:

[ThePhobiaViewed]

Crap if I had known about this site sooner I would have saved alot on shipping, Russia's pretty far away you know.

[NeAvO]

You've changed the sig

dear lord,
it wasn't getting old, was it?

:lol:Why? Do you prefer you're erection comment? :D

I can always change it back :P

[Kushna Mufeed]

This is so sickening, I don't even want to post here.
....
....
...oops.

[Carôusoul]

no one's asked what he was doing to run across a site like that....

e/b/aumsworld.

[Ynot]

Maybe it's supposed to read

Mar your Daughter

[yay]

It's a prank. It's been known for a while actually, I'm not sure where I saw it, but by reading the descriptions you guys posted I remembered them from when I heard about this a while ago.

It's to raise awareness of the inconsistencies in state marriage laws. As seen here, it's doing a good job. A lot people are outraged, and they should be.

heres the link to the article at the blog at NYtimes.com http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11/please-dont-marry-our-daughters/

[Carôusoul]

It's a prank. It's been known for a while actually, I'm not sure where I saw it, but by reading the descriptions you guys posted I remembered them from when I heard about this a while ago.

It's to raise awareness of the inconsistencies in state marriage laws. As seen here, it's doing a good job. A lot people are outraged, and they should be.

heres the link to the article at the blog at NYtimes.com http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11/please-dont-marry-our-daughters/

Good. Someone told me it was a joke.

[LucidDreamGod]

I pretty much thought it was fake since I've seen alot of satire type sites and stuff, but wouldn't be suprised if it was taking place in another country or something.

[skysaw]

I just bought up half a dozen of their cheaper models. They should be arriving in a few days via UPS.

[Man of Shred]

laff of the day!!! these poeple arent serious. ic an't even find an email asking them: are you serial?

[Mes Tarrant]

Haha Carou thought it was real. :lol:

Actually come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if stuff like that happened down south. That's where that what's his face minister with the bum sekks comes from anyway... what's his name...

[Man of Steel]

Haha Carou thought it was real. :lol:

Actually come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if stuff like that happened down south. That's where that what's his face minister with the bum sekks comes from anyway... what's his name...

Hey, the South isn't all bad. It's got me, Jeff, UM, O and Patience, just to name a few. :D

[Merlock]

So how do I join? Do I have to pay for the marriage or what?:undecided:

No, you fool, you're http://www.dreamviews.com/community/images/misc/Female.gif. You'll be the one getting sold!

[Mes Tarrant]

Hey, the South isn't all bad. It's got me, Jeff, UM, O and Patience, just to name a few. :D

Good point. :D

[NeAvO]

No, you fool, you're http://www.dreamviews.com/community/images/misc/Female.gif. You'll be the one getting sold!Oh well in that case.

Any bids? I'm starting at 1p :P

[Ynot]

I'm starting at 1p
that's about $14, btw



sorry,
cheap shot

[Mes Tarrant]

that's about $14, btw



sorry,
cheap shot

1 pound?? :? = something like $2 man.

I'll take Neenee for 2 bucks. But no more. :angry: I am not made of money!

[Spartiate]

1 pound?? :? = something like $2 man.

I'll take Neenee for 2 bucks. But no more. :angry: I am not made of money!

1 pound of american money is worth 2$...

[skysaw]

I'd pay $500 for anyone, as long as she has two arms and can wash dishes. I'd even feed her!

[Ynot]

you lot don't keep up, do you :P

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7202645.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7201658.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7202086.stm

[NeAvO]

It was p as in penny not £ :roll: It's 2 cents :P

[Spartiate]

It was p as in penny not £ :roll: It's 2 cents :P

I`m sure Ynot took that into account to make his conversion...

[Siиdяed]

In primary school people would believe anything you told them if you added that it happened in America.

Anything.

[Xaqaria]

In primary school people would believe anything you told them if you added that it happened in America.

Anything.

Its true, we are the source of all children's nightmares.

Over here its not much different, you just have to be more specific, i.e. claim it happened in the American South. As bad as the bible belt is, most of the rest of the country's view of it is extremely unrepresentative of a lot of the people there.

Haha Carou thought it was real. :lol:

Actually come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if stuff like that happened down south. That's where that what's his face minister with the bum sekks comes from anyway... what's his name...

You'll have to be more specific. A lot more.

[Spartiate]

*cough*multi-quote*cough*

[Siиdяed]

Multi-quote wastes time. Xaq has posts to make.

[Spartiate]

Multi-quote wastes time. Xaq has posts to make.

And going back to quote both seperately is faster :P?

[Siиdяed]

...yes. :P

[Spartiate]

...yes. :P

I`ll need credible, well-documented proof.

[Siиdяed]

Unless Wikipedia has something, I'm all out.

[Xaqaria]

*cough*multi-quote*cough*

Does that little space between posts really make that much of a difference to you?

[Spartiate]

Does that little space between posts really make that much of a difference to you?

Double posting annoys me, it`s not "neat".

[Siиdяed]

Double posting annoys me, it`s not "neat".

I could not agree more. Even when it clearly isn't just an attempt to get another post count, it looks...untidy.

[Xox]

In primary school people would believe anything you told them if you added that it happened in America.

Anything.

ROFL. :lmao: I know you're serious too.

Its true, we are the source of all children's nightmares.

Over here its not much different, you just have to be more specific, i.e. claim it happened in the American South. As bad as the bible belt is, most of the rest of the country's view of it is extremely unrepresentative of a lot of the people there.


That's right. Most things like that happen in the south anyway. *shrug*

[Siиdяed]

When am I not serious, Xox? :shock:

The best example will always be:

ENGLISH BOY 1 "There's a shop with a billion flavours of ice-cream."
ENGLISH BOY 2 "No way. There aren't that many flavours. There's like, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and nothing more. And anyway, the shop would have to be huuuuge."
ENGLISH BOY 1 "Yeah, but it's in America."
ENGLISH BOY 2 "Oh, right. In America there is, yeah. I've heard about the American one. Who hasn't?"

I was sadly always ENGLISH BOY 2. Sometimes the silent ENGLISH BOY 3 on occasion.

[Xox]

I was sadly always ENGLISH BOY 2. Sometimes the silent ENGLISH BOY 3 on occasion.

Hahahaha. :chuckle:

Can't think of many English stories we told. :uhm: Besides the literature of course. =3

[Siиdяed]

Of course. We invented literature.

...if by literature you mean Shakespeare. We got some more, but that's the biggie.

[Ynot]

nah, Biggie was American

[Xox]

nah, Biggie was American

So was Tupac eh..not to mention Nas!

But, Poe was too. =3

[Siиdяed]

Sorry, =3 is a cock with the end chopped off.

I'm worried that Xox is trying to express her inner feminist hatred of mankind through the use of such ambigous smilies.

[Xox]

Sorry, =3 is a cock with the end chopped off.

I'm worried that Xox is trying to express her inner feminist hatred of mankind through the use of such ambigous smilies.

No it's not!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3D3

=3 is a text smiley often showing cuteness or affection

Interesting.

"Looks =9 up"

[Siиdяed]

...you win this round, Xox. But someday...

[NeAvO]

Of course. We invented literature.

...if by literature you mean Shakespeare. We got some more, but that's the biggie.Shakespeare wasn't that great. If he was alive now he would be a soap writer. Most of his plays are sexist and involve loads of sex talk. Not very "classy" really :P

[Siиdяed]

He played to the common masses. Sex sells.

He doesn't work so well nowadays, but in his day he was a genius, and there are elements that still stay strong in modern analysis.

[Abra]

How repulsive. But you know, it makes you wonder about the state of things. Obviously, under normal circumstances these things wouldn't happen. I'm thinking the families of these daughters are impoverished, or have a costly addiction. Could it be the growing rift between the higher and lower class to blame for this sick quick buck?

[Siиdяed]

...oh, the original topic of the thread. Man, we left that behind ages ago. :P

We decided it was a hoax. But a fun one.

[Grod]

How repulsive. But you know, it makes you wonder about the state of things. Obviously, under normal circumstances these things wouldn't happen. I'm thinking the families of these daughters are impoverished, or have a costly addiction. Could it be the growing rift between the higher and lower class to blame for this sick quick buck?

I've never seen such a thought out post in sb.

[Man of Steel]

Its true, we are the source of all children's nightmares.

Over here its not much different, you just have to be more specific, i.e. claim it happened in the American South. As bad as the bible belt is, most of the rest of the country's view of it is extremely unrepresentative of a lot of the people there.



You'll have to be more specific. A lot more.

Down here it's more along the lines of what "Them Damn Yankees do." :cheeky:

ROFL. :lmao: I know you're serious too.



That's right. Most things like that happen in the south anyway. *shrug*

:mad:

*mumblemumbleDamnYankeemumble*

I've never seen such a thought out post in sb.

They are rare, few and far between, but they do pop up on occasion.

[Abra]

Ah? This is Senseless Banter? I wasn't paying attention.

At first I thought the thread was about incest. *shrugs*

[Mes Tarrant]

You'll have to be more specific. A lot more.

:lol: Hey pal. Weren't you going to ignore me for the rest of your life or something along those lines, or does it only apply to the R/S forum?

I was talking about the minister from Texas. You must have missed it. Someone posted a youtube link here not too long ago about him. Not that it really matters.

[Spartiate]

At first I thought the thread was about incest. *shrugs*

Do you want it to be? I can make it happen...

[Universal Mind]

Looking at the ages I'd say that it's fake. Although I did notice that most of the locations were The South and I think marriage laws are a little more lenient down there (as long at they aren't the same sex :P) If it's real then To the South: please please try to succeed again, we'll let you go this time.

Whatever happened to that emoticon that flips the bird? If you can find it, please post it as my message to you. Thanks.

You can't bash the South, but I can because I live here. Yes, Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old cousin in Mississippi. You can marry 13 year olds here and then sleep with them, but if you sleep with them without marrying them, Chris Hanson gives you embarrassment beyond comprehension and you go to prison. But on the other hand, homosexuals can sleep together all they want, but they better not get married and do it! Southern lawmakers know how to solve logic puzzles that the rest of the country can never figure out.

[Carôusoul]

:lol: Hey pal. Weren't you going to ignore me for the rest of your life or something along those lines, or does it only apply to the R/S forum?

I was talking about the minister from Texas. You must have missed it. Someone posted a youtube link here not too long ago about him. Not that it really matters.

Honestly, I feel no strong desire to respond to any question you may have. You have proven yourself extremely bigoted, narrow minded, offensive, intolerant, and shamelessly ignorant in many threads and I do not feel compelled to explain myself to a person such as you, nor carry on any sort of conversation with you at all. Out of all of the bigoted atheists on this forum, you are one that I have never seen contributing anything new, beyond insults, to conversations regarding religion. I'm posting this so you know there is a specific reason why I ignore everything you say from this point on. Feel free to apply whatever smug, "I knew it. I'm right and you are wrong." statement to a response, with plenty of your misinformed egotistical insults tacked on for good measure; I won't be paying any attention to you anyway.

[Siиdяed]

You just explained why I likes her.

[Grod]

You just explained why I likes her.

oooooooooooooohh

[Siиdяed]

Oooooom, I'm telling.

Primary school rocked.

[Grod]

I think middle schoolers are the coolest cats around.

[Siиdяed]

I heard Czechoslovakians were the coolest cats around until they were disbanded into several smaller countries.

[Grod]

Carousoul is agent smithing you.

[Siиdяed]

I'm trying to fight him, but in't working.

[Carôusoul]

Grod is no more.

[Grod]

There's a sequel.

[Spartiate]

Come on people, with a thread title like that, this thread could be a hell of a lot funnier.

[Carôusoul]

Fuck you.




:sniper:

[Siиdяed]

Come on people, with a thread title like that, this thread could be a hell of a lot funnier.

We've done the funnies at the start, we're now in the penultimate phase of slowly spiralling into mindless insults and banter that eventually twist and turn their way into a banhammer.

[Spartiate]

We've done the funnies at the start, we're now in the penultimate phase of slowly spiralling into mindless insults and banter that eventually twist and turn their way into a banhammer.

Then take out your frustrations on America!!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/76/World_map.gif

[Siиdяed]

I'm on Spart's team.

[LucidDreamGod]

Then take out your frustrations on America!!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/76/World_map.gif

Lol, thats probably true for some Americans, I love Mcdonalds but I never eat there, mainly because my parents never take me, and I'm not the type to go out and order food.

It took me alittle while to get what commies ment :P.

[Spartiate]

It took me alittle while to get what commies ment :P.

Traitor!!!!!

[Mrs. Jones]

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

:|

[Siиdяed]

Now that it's a hoax, that's not nearly as funny. :P

[Grod]

Communism will be eradicated when I rule this world.

[Spartiate]

Communism will be eradicated when I rule this world.

Hence communism shall live on forever.

[M-Cat]

Hence communism shall live on forever.
He didn't say "only when I rule the world," he just said "when I rule the world." Logical fallacy.

[Spartiate]

He didn't say "only when I rule the world," he just said "when I rule the world." Logical fallacy.

Divide your post by 0.

[Grod]

Hence communism shall live on forever.

Enjoy it now, pinko.

[Universal Mind]

Then take out your frustrations on America!!

The last thing we Americans want is a Canadian taking out his frustrations on us. Come on, Spartiate, lead the Canadian invasion of the USA! Just please give us some time to run before you make your scary move. :cactus:

[Spartiate]

The last thing we Americans want is a Canadian taking out his frustrations on us. Come on, Spartiate, lead the Canadian invasion of the USA! Just please give us some time to run before you make your scary move. :cactus:

I wasn't talking about an invasion, more like petty name-calling and pointing out stereotypes.

[Grod]

Canadeens r funnie.

[Spartiate]

^ American

[Grod]

See Location

[Universal Mind]

I wasn't talking about an invasion, more like petty name-calling and pointing out stereotypes.

Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT you said. Chicken!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7eSzE3QJRtw

[Spartiate]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7eSzE3QJRtw

How american.

[Universal Mind]

How american.

At least you're saying that and not invading us with a pine cone attack. I was starting to get worried.

[Spartiate]

At least you're saying that and not invading us with a pine cone attack. I was starting to get worried.

Why the hell would I want to venture into that cesspool :P?

[Universal Mind]

Why the hell would I want to venture into that cesspool :P?

So you can pretend you are officially one of us and not just an imitation. :boogie:

[Spartiate]

So you can pretend you are officially one of us and not just an imitation. :boogie:

Hell no, you guys have bad hockey teams.

[Universal Mind]

Hell no, you guys have bad hockey teams.

But we have good nuclear missile teams.

[Siиdяed]

See Location

Ah, yes, Czechoslovakia. On January 1, 1993, Czechoslovakia peacefully split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

Only an American would be ignorant enough not to know this. :)

[Merlock]

Ah, yes, Czechoslovakia. On January 1, 1993, Czechoslovakia peacefully split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

Only an American would be ignorant enough not to know this. :)

And only a Czech would be native enough to still call it Czechoslovakia. ;)

[Siиdяed]

Or Česká republika. I imagine they'd call it that, really. ;)

[Carôusoul]

I have undisputable evidence Grod is American, not to mention his complete lack of knowledge of Central Europe where he claims to be from.


I know that area like the back of my hand, bitch.

[ThePhobiaViewed]

Communism will be eradicated when I rule this world.

Actually, one day anarchists will rule the world:shock::uhm:

[Spartiate]

But we have good nuclear missile teams.

That's what the US is good at, turning places into giant parking lots.

[Mrs. Jones]

http://www.bitterasianmen.com/worldmap.jpg

[Admiral41]

http://www.bitterasianmen.com/worldmap.jpg

:lol: Thats just good

[Grod]

And only a Czech would be native enough to still call it Czechoslovakia. ;)
Proof!:)

I have undisputable evidence Grod is American, not to mention his complete lack of knowledge of Central Europe where he claims to be from.

u mean yurop rite

[Carôusoul]

You lose Grod.

[Patmandoo]

lol....you're 16.

[Grod]

I'll be back.

[Carôusoul]

Failed Grod.



I'm in Slovakia this thursday; you basically have til then before you finally die.

[Universal Mind]

That's what the US is good at, turning places into giant parking lots.

http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/RTF/RTF002/72417877.jpg

You don't want your smart mouth to lead to that, do you?

[Grod]

Czechoslovakia
im real okk
.

[Carôusoul]

hai guise wuts goin on here?


fuck off, you don't exist.

[Goldney]

Czechoslavakia isn't called Czechoslavakia any more.

[Carôusoul]

Czechoslavakia isn't called Czechoslavakia any more.

It has split into the Slovak Republic and Czech Republic; two new countries.

Hence the country "czechoslovakia" no longer exists.

[Siиdяed]

Split in 1993, peaceably.

And the natives don't still call it Czechoslovakia, they call it Česká republika or Slovakia, depending on which country they live in.

Please continue the 'Czechoslovakia Exists' argument, Grod.

[Spartiate]

http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/RTF/RTF002/72417877.jpg

You don't want your smart mouth to lead to that, do you?

I feel safe, you have no idea where Canada is.

[Universal Mind]

I feel safe, you have no idea where Canada is.

Does anybody know where Canada is (other than our missiles)?

[Spartiate]

Does anybody know where Canada is (other than our missiles)?

Yurop

[Grod]

guise listen ok its reall get over it lol