<Your Epitaph Here> [Archive] - Dreamviews lucid dreaming forums

Mark75

01-30-2008, 10:37 PM

Here Rests The Zombie Mark
"Still not gonna repent"
??? - 2008

______PS______
I don't like flowers.

StephenT

01-30-2008, 11:00 PM

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow Ill be crying
Yes I fear tomorrow Ill be crying.

:D

Man of Steel

01-30-2008, 11:35 PM

Here Lies A Kryptonian
With A Green Pallor
He Should Have Known
Not To Open That Lead Box

CoLd BlooDed

01-31-2008, 01:08 AM

You're stepping on me.

Mark75

01-31-2008, 01:10 AM

That's great

CoLd BlooDed

01-31-2008, 01:14 AM

or better yet

Here lies an atheist,
All dressed up,
and no place to go.

Man of Steel

01-31-2008, 01:45 AM

How about...

Am I Pushing Up Daisies Yet?

Riot Maker

01-31-2008, 10:14 AM

Im With Stupid
------------>

ninja9578

01-31-2008, 10:41 AM

Riot Maker, that is the best one yet. :lmao:

Infinityecho

01-31-2008, 10:41 AM

INFINITYECHO

FREE YOUR BODY AND SOUL
UNFOLD YOUR POWERFUL WINGS
CLIMB UP THE HIGHEST MOUNTAINS
KICK YOUR FEET UP IN THE AIR
YOU MAY LIVE NOW FOREVER
OR RETURN TO THIS EARTH
UNLESS YOU FEEL GOOD WHERE YOU ARE

MISSED BY YOUR FRIENDS

skysaw

01-31-2008, 10:53 AM

Caution:
Dead Body

Riot Maker

01-31-2008, 10:54 AM

HAahah god one skysaw

A bit low on money?
Dig six feet under and find a penny.

Siиdяed

01-31-2008, 11:27 AM

You can't tell, but I'm looking up your skirt and touching myself

ninja9578

01-31-2008, 11:42 AM

Dear Mastercard: Your money is in my pocket

01-31-2008, 11:53 AM

Veni vidi vici abolesco.

BF109 pilot

01-31-2008, 01:03 PM

Here Rests The Zombie Mark
"Still not gonna repent"
??? - 2008

______PS______
I don't like flowers.

I know exactly wheree you live, that you are male, in the Ninth grade, and have English one as a fourth period.

O'nus

01-31-2008, 01:50 PM

O'nus:
"I feel so alive!"

~

psychology student

01-31-2008, 02:06 PM

Don't Pity Me!
You'll Be Here Next Week
(Watch Out For The "18" Bus)

bluefinger

01-31-2008, 03:00 PM

Once Blue In The Finger
Now Blue all over...

CoLd BlooDed

02-01-2008, 12:55 PM

A bit low on money?
Dig six feet under and find a Penny.

You didn't quite get that one, did you RM? I saw it on that website too, except it only makes sense because the person buried was named something like Johann Penny.

*sigh*

Xox

02-01-2008, 01:32 PM

I Became Insane, With Long Intervals of Horrible Sanity.
___________________________________________

Mark I was thinking more like...
100% Truth
1986-2008
...that for you.

Siиdяed

02-01-2008, 01:36 PM

You didn't quite get that one, did you RM? I saw it on that website too, except it only makes sense because the person buried was named something like Johann Penny.

*sigh*

Mmmm...I thought it worked without it. I hadn't seen it in context, and it amused me.

The surname wordplay almost cheapens it for me.

Riot Maker

02-01-2008, 01:42 PM

I actually saw it in readers digest, i don't understand what the big hooplah is about.

CoLd BlooDed

02-01-2008, 02:27 PM

Mmmm...I thought it worked without it. I hadn't seen it in context, and it amused me.

The surname wordplay almost cheapens it for me.

Shitty, too bad that's the whole point of the epitaph. ;)

Grod

02-01-2008, 03:06 PM

You're Next.

psychology student

02-01-2008, 03:07 PM

You're Next.

Boo, copyright infringement, you essentially copied my idea of an epitaph.

I'll see you in court :mwahaha:

CoLd BlooDed

02-01-2008, 08:50 PM

FUCK! ASS!

Man of Steel

02-01-2008, 09:50 PM

Does It Smell As Bad Up There
As It Does Down Here?

jacobo

02-01-2008, 09:57 PM

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.

lseadragon

02-02-2008, 05:35 AM

One great one I know is "See you soon."

Howie

02-02-2008, 09:06 AM

wow. some of these are hilarious.
You know if people really did this, maybe it would put a smile on some faces.
maybe?

12-12-12 aka fertilizer

Siиdяed

02-02-2008, 09:34 AM

DON'T TURN AROUND

Grod

02-02-2008, 09:42 AM

Get over it.

Siиdяed

02-02-2008, 09:44 AM

MOAR MOURNING NAO

Grod

02-02-2008, 09:47 AM

See you in Hell! : D

AmazeO XD

02-04-2008, 08:42 PM

1991- 2008
Here lies a tortured soul,
but not as tortured,
as your butthole.

LULZ

suttsman

02-04-2008, 09:00 PM

Uh...the guy who killed me is standing right behind you. Good, I needed some company.

CoLd BlooDed

02-04-2008, 09:03 PM

Leave Ur Wallet, Plz

Howie

02-05-2008, 06:28 AM

1988 - 1972
Ahead of His time.

Identity X

02-05-2008, 06:34 AM

HERE LIES IDENTITY X,
LOVING HUSBAND AND
PROUD FATHER.

Seriously, this is my only ambition.

See, even *I* can be nice sometimes.

Howie

02-05-2008, 06:41 AM

HERE LIES IDENTITY X,
LOVING HUSBAND AND
PROUD FATHER

Identity X
From Generation X
XXXX - XXXX ;)

Ric W

02-05-2008, 11:10 AM

"Turn me over, I want to do my back"

I also want to be buried in a six foot submarine shaped coffin, wearing a roman centurions helmet and a red dressing gown.

That way, when I get dug up in 600 years (which if you get buried is going to happen....) it will really mess with the archeologists heads.

Ric

Siиdяed

02-05-2008, 01:58 PM

I want to be buried with a knife, a gun, and 10 Ultra Potions and Max Ethers.

I'll take down that deity.

Grod

02-05-2008, 02:42 PM

I'll defeat death, take his Scythe and become the God of this world.

arby

02-09-2008, 09:16 AM

Res Plz?

Erinn

02-09-2008, 10:15 AM

His last words were:
"No, you silly, you're just a dream character, it's a dream and I can fly off this building !"

May he rest in pieces...excuse me, in peace

suttsman

02-09-2008, 12:44 PM

I'm not dead! Cos when you die you crap your...

*craps pants*

Oh, nevermind.

ninja9578

02-09-2008, 01:38 PM

1988 - 1972
Ahead of His time.

:lmao: I like that one

Ninja9578
1985 - 2005, 2006 - 2008
Creepy huh?