Ownage contest!!! (check 1st post for updates)

[Truthbearer]

Here's an idea I got from a post from evanescent. It is time for the first ever ownage contest!!!! Ok, for those to wish to partake in this competition these are the guidelines:

Objective: To own as many people as possible in a one week, starting tonight(if you own another contestant you get double the points)

Rules:

1. In order for it to be considered for the contest, another user has to post an "OWNED" statement or pic that can be directly associated to the statement. Keep in mind that asking your friends to help you with this will ultimately not help you if it is not truly funny...

2. One cannot use his/her mod powers to do so -- except adidas and Ev, they can do whatever they want. (we know mods pwn everybody)

3. All participants must post in order to let others know they are participating. Any Owning done before this post will not count

4. No owning newbs...unless they somehow deserve it(kind of like jin :P )

5. It is best to own in the non-dream related topics

6. Don't take it to far, owning is not about insulting but rather about cleverly dissing

7. Once you have been owned, you cannot edit your previous post to make it seem like you were not owned.

8. An example of pwnage:
Truthbearer: I feel so sexy tonight, so I wear my favourite pink thong!
User001: Pwned
Truthbearer: :cry: not again!!!

9. A special ">>>Pwnage here <<<" topic will be created in the lounge. There will be no rules. Why lounge? Because:
a)Normal (not almighty global) moderators have the force there.
b)It will attract *cough* post whores *cough* and we will pwn them.


At the end of the week, with the assistance of a mod perhaps, a poll shall be added to determine the best ownage. Also there shall be an honorable mention to the person that owned the most.

Have fun!!!

P.S. I am obviously in :wink:

P.P.S. I hope this is ok with the adm team, and I'll try to make sure it doesn't get out of hand. If this is not ok with you let me know and I shall call it off...

OH! and one more rule, (lowercase needs to follow this one closely)...don't make fun of the panty hoes i wear...its flair, ok?

[Evanescent]

Well duh i am in.

[OpheliaBlue]

Ok man, I'm so incredibly in! :D

[Evanescent]

I am trying to monitor what i say now. Being protective. I swear truth if you turn this into something i shall inflict pain upon you. :D

[ffx-dreamz]

Well, Im in ^_^


Evanescent wants truthbearer to own him so he can have a legite reason to squeeze truth's balls.... :P

[jacobo]

i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.

[gameover]

Sure, why not. See where this goes... 8)

[Naruto]

I'm gonna own all of you. Onemight even go so far as to say I'm gonna Pwn all you noobs!

[Umbrasquall]

I saw this coming...

I'm in.

(Looks around hopefully)...



Where's ffx? I wanna score some easy points.


:D

[Naruto]

http://jovan.ru/pics/owned.jpg

I'm sorry ffx, you been pwned.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by adidas
i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.
Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.

[Lowercase Society]

[quote]

Rules:
...

OH! and one more rule, (lowercase needs to follow this one closely)...don't make fun of the panty hoes i wear...its flair, ok?

:chuckle:

My work is done here, for the time being.

[Kaniaz]

I guess I'm in.

(Truthbearer & Evanscent made this thread so they can see how the real professionals do it. :P )

[CT]

i'll be the ownage picture post guy then, i guess :P

[Evanescent]

Ok thats cool. How are we going to keep count. I put it in my sig, but people will try cheating.

[CT]

http://www.popdizzy.com/archives/david.gif




Haha I just owned all you guys because I made you look at that picture.

[Evanescent]

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/4935/Truthbearer.jpg

Actually everyone but ffx, he's into that kind of thing.

[CT]

Originally posted by Evanescent
http://img46.exs.cx/img46/4935/Truthbearer.jpg

Actually everyone but ffx, he's into that kind of thing.

:rolllaugh: I bet!

OWNED :)

[Ev]

I'm in!!!! get ready to be pwned!

[Evanescent]

This is bryce trying to trick me into a master own. Read it its worth it.

Evanescent says:
hey
Evanescent says:
are you there?
ffx-dreamz says:
no i ran away!!!
Evanescent says:
omg
Evanescent says:
wait
Evanescent says:
this is a good thing
Evanescent says:

Evanescent says:
what am i thinking of?
ffx-dreamz says:
WH0 are YOU?
Evanescent says:
colton
Evanescent says:
what am i thinking of?
ffx-dreamz says:
DOnt know dont care
ffx-dreamz says:

Evanescent says:
just guess
ffx-dreamz says:
no
Evanescent says:
errrrrrrrrr
Evanescent says:
i am one up on ownage contest
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
HOw long have you been talking
ffx-dreamz says:
to me
Evanescent says:
yea
Evanescent says:
not long
Evanescent says:
why
ffx-dreamz says:
I just got up?
ffx-dreamz says:
like 1 min ago
Evanescent says:
oh
ffx-dreamz says:
Who where ya talking to?
Evanescent says:
u owned me but no one made it official
Evanescent says:
hahah
Evanescent says:
did you read me own
Evanescent says:
about you
ffx-dreamz says:
sure
ffx-dreamz says:
what?
Evanescent says:
someone else has to say owned
ffx-dreamz says:
Shut up
Evanescent says:
no
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
how old are ya?
Evanescent says:
old enough to kick the crap out of you
ffx-dreamz says:
are you sure about that?
ffx-dreamz says:

Evanescent says:
ya
ffx-dreamz says:
well where do ya lice?
Evanescent says:
about 98%
Evanescent says:
where do i live
ffx-dreamz says:
100%
Evanescent says:
???
ffx-dreamz says:
yes
Evanescent says:
no that 2% is the chance that you will get a girlfriend(me included so you won't go hulk on me)
ffx-dreamz says:
i am not a guy!!1
Evanescent says:
ok
ffx-dreamz says:
so i dont know where you got this buy you shoulnt be talking to me so you just better be Quiet!!!!
ffx-dreamz says:
BYE BYE bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
ffx-dreamz says:

Evanescent says:
uh
Evanescent says:
this is bryce
Evanescent says:
if it isn't
Evanescent says:
then i would say he is twice as retarted as i really think he is
ffx-dreamz says:
hi bryce
ffx-dreamz says:
guess who i am
Evanescent says:
if its tim then you did a quite good job pertraying your doof of a bro
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
no ash
Evanescent says:
this isn't pokemon
ffx-dreamz says:
nope
Evanescent says:
ok if this as bryce then i am sorry to tell you but you missed out on going to the movies
Evanescent says:
bourne supremacy is what i want to go see
Evanescent says:
but since he's not there
Evanescent says:
...
ffx-dreamz says:
are you bryce kimes
Evanescent says:
double you tee eff
Evanescent says:
ok
ffx-dreamz says:
i am ashley
ffx-dreamz says:
Duhhh!!!
Evanescent says:
ashley?
Evanescent says:
duh
Evanescent says:
???
ffx-dreamz says:
Kimes
Evanescent says:
could that be,UR BRYCE!!!,his cousin
Evanescent says:
idk,DID YOU DO IT!!!,you seem pretty stupid like him
ffx-dreamz says:
ok
Evanescent says:
i bet,DID YOU DO IT!!!,it bryce
Evanescent says:
thats from the simpsons if this isn't bryce
Evanescent says:
just so you don't think i am messed up
Evanescent says:
lol
ffx-dreamz says:
ok so your not bryce
ffx-dreamz says:
sorry
Evanescent says:
argh
Evanescent says:
why are you on his name'I KNOW ITS YOU!!!.
Evanescent says:
so ashlee,BRYCE!!, why r u on his name
ffx-dreamz says:
look it was on my computer when i just got up !!1
Evanescent says:
ok
ffx-dreamz says:
k
Evanescent says:
so how r u related to him
ffx-dreamz says:
i am his aunt
Evanescent says:
o ya
Evanescent says:
i think i know who you are now
Evanescent says:
lol
Evanescent says:
i thought it was him playing a joke on me
Evanescent says:
or is this a master plan
ffx-dreamz says:
ow no
Evanescent says:
for dreamviews
Evanescent says:
hurm
Evanescent says:
trying to own me
ffx-dreamz says:
your just so funny
Evanescent says:
how's that
Evanescent says:
ur probably 4 months older than me
Evanescent says:
i'd say you were 13
Evanescent says:
soon to be 14
ffx-dreamz says:
how old are you?
Evanescent says:
13
ffx-dreamz says:
when where you born
Evanescent says:
well ur older than bryce
Evanescent says:
somehow i know that
ffx-dreamz says:
4 weeks
Evanescent says:
and i am younger
Evanescent says:
ok
Evanescent says:
your older
ffx-dreamz says:
no 14 day;s
Evanescent says:
your a sister of odell
ffx-dreamz says:
yeppers
Evanescent says:
yeppers
Evanescent says:
i still get the feeling this is bryce
ffx-dreamz says:
well it's not i promise
Evanescent says:
ok
Evanescent says:
so what does bryce like to do when i'm not around
ffx-dreamz says:
sleep!!!
Evanescent says:
other than that
Evanescent says:
i need dirt
Evanescent says:

ffx-dreamz says:
you sound like bryce too!! funny
Evanescent says:
me sound gay. no you've been around him to long

[ffx-dreamz]

That, is a bunch of bull shit.I wasn't trying to trick anyone, it wasn't me.Therefore, try again. :finger:

[jacobo]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div><!--QuoteBegin-adidas
i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.
Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.[/b]

i'll call your feeble erection and raise you two testicles and a case of ky jelly... you're gonna need it babe. :wink:

too much? :D

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)</div>Originally posted by OpheliaBlue@
<!--QuoteBegin-adidas
i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.
Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.

i'll call your feeble erection and raise you two testicles and a case of ky jelly... you're gonna need it babe. :wink:

too much? :D[/b]
Of course not! But I think you misunderstood hot stuff, I ABANDONED your erection. So you can keep that KY for your date with Lefty (or are you right-handed then?)

[Ev]

I say that's total pwnage for ophelia :D 2 points for her :P

[CT]

oh yeah. adidas got OBLIBERATED ....

http://2700.us/images/Funny/ali_owned[1].jpg

[Ev]

(there can be extra bonuses, like "got pwned by a girl" = x2 points
"got pwned by dreamguide" = x2 points)
but I'm afraid those are not teh rules :(

so no more points for j00, ophelia :P

[jacobo]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)<!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlue@
<!--QuoteBegin-adidas
i'm in...

ohh it's on now...

no more mr. nice guy...

i'll be hard as a rock...*

i'll be so hard* you won't know who owned you until i tap you on the shoulder and slap you in the face with my owning tool.

*that was thrown in there as bait... only the strong try to turn that on me... for the weak will crumble in the daunting owning that will be bestowed upon them by my malicious fury of owning tactic.
Oh I see your bait, and I raise you one abandoned erection.

i'll call your feeble erection and raise you two testicles and a case of ky jelly... you're gonna need it babe. :wink:

too much? :D[/b]
Of course not! But I think you misunderstood hot stuff, I ABANDONED your erection. So you can keep that KY for your date with Lefty (or are you right-handed then?)[/b][/quote]

will my owning be reduced if i bring pictures of what i'm doing tomorrow night? seriously. it involves strawberry flavored body powder and sake.

p.s. i haven't had a date with palmela and her 5 sisters for a while. lefty is out of commission. it was a terrible mess... two of her five sisters were decapitated and needed to get reattached... she's gone through some rigorous physical therapy but i think she'll be good to go in a couple months.... and yes i'm left handed so i've been stranded since april. :(

[Evanescent]

Non ownage intened ffx. It was just funny. :D
DID YOU DO IT!!

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by adidas
will my owning be reduced if i bring pictures of what i'm doing tomorrow night? seriously. it involves strawberry flavored body powder and sake.

p.s. i haven't had a date with palmela and her 5 sisters for a while. lefty is out of commission. it was a terrible mess... two of her five sisters were decapitated and needed to get reattached... she's gone through some rigorous physical therapy but i think she'll be good to go in a couple months.... and yes i'm left handed so i've been stranded since april. *:(
:lol: Damn Adidas, you're hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, woah.......what happened to your hand man? I have a vague recollection of a picture of it posted somewhere here on DV, long ago.............

[Truthbearer]

[quote]-- except adidas and Ev, they can do whatever they want. (we know mods pwn everybody)

8. An example of pwnage:
Truthbearer: I feel so sexy tonight, so I wear my favourite pink thong!
User001: Pwned
Truthbearer: :cry: not again!!!

9. A special ">>>Pwnage here <<<" topic will be created in the lounge. There will be no rules. Why lounge? Because:
a)Normal (not almighty global) moderators have the force there.
b)It will attract *cough* post whores *cough* and we will pwn them.


OH! and one more rule, (lowercase needs to follow this one closely)...don't make fun of the panty hoes i wear...its flair, ok?
Bastards!!!! I said no abusing mod powers!!! :pissed: You just wait till you post in the newbie zone or the adoptions forum!!!!

Come on people, let play fair...

Regarding how to keep tabs, I recommend that you save the address to where the pwnage took place, in order for you to be able to present it to all the participants in the end. Points should not be tallied up until then...

[Jin]

Jin's in too. ;)

[CT]

mwhaha we'll own them in newbie zone and embarras them infront of all the new people ;)

[Ev]

we worked really hard to become mods, so we can have fun editing ppl posts :P

[CT]

230 people viewed this post.... it consists of 2 pages + 2 in the 3rd one, so I'd say that would be about 100 peopel owned with my pic... HAHAH :)

[jacobo]

Originally posted by Truthbearer
Bastards!!!! I said no abusing mod powers!!! :pissed: You just wait till you post in the newbie zone or the adoptions forum!!!!

Come on people, let play fair...

i don't remember using my mod powers to own anyone. -- don't worry i can play fair in the owning games 2004 ™ but i can't speak for the other lil' devils with stars.

[jacobo]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

:lol: Damn Adidas, you're hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, woah.......what happened to your hand man? I have a vague recollection of a picture of it posted somewhere here on DV, long ago.............

sorry i did this padfoot style but it was too many copy and pastes for my little head to handle.

i was in a car accident... or that's what i say... the fact of the matter is that i was wacking it really hard one day and the tendons couldn't take the pressure... they snapped and by force of inertia took off the tips of my middle and ring finger.

ohhh yeah, adidas i soo owned your ass!

[CT]

Originally posted by adidas
the fact of the matter is that i was wacking it really hard one day

Lefty liked it rough, but not that rough! Poor thing!

And now you're all stuck with Righty, who requires foreplay and everything.

[jacobo]

Originally posted by CT+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CT)</div><!--QuoteBegin-adidas
the fact of the matter is that i was wacking it really hard one day

So you're saying, Lefty liked it rough, but you took it to far?[/b]

that's exactly what i'm saying. he broke down under pressure... poor little bugger... i pushed him to hard.

much like an engine will throw a rod... *sexual innuendo*

[jacobo]

some body changed their post. tisk tisk.

[CT]

Damn you, preview button! Why must you be so close to submit!

[jacobo]

Originally posted by CT
And now you're all stuck with Righty, who requires foreplay and everything.

fine, i'll play your game.

and now you're stuck envisioning how i might go about that. YOU'RE SICK!

[MSG]

[b]I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell

[Truthbearer]

Originally posted by pOOp
[b]I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell
I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?

[Kaniaz]

Truthbearer: I feel so sexy tonight, so I wear my favourite pink thong! *
User001: Pwned *
Truthbearer: *not again!!! *
[/b]

Heh. That was funny. Whoever did that deserves 2 points.

Truthbearer: BUT THE RULES! THE RULES! *flails about pointing in the vauge direction of the rules*

Nobody cares about the rules, because in pwnage there are no rules.

[Umbrasquall]

Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div><!--QuoteBegin-pOOp
I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell
I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?
It's what I say when I enter the matrix. :)

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by adidas
ohhh yeah, adidas i soo owned your ass!
Dude, what that your alter ego speaking? Or Ms. Lefty? :lol:

[Umbrasquall]

Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div><!--QuoteBegin-pOOp
I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell
I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?
You should have added: But I bet that wasn't too difficult to do was it?

It would have made a nice pwn. :lol:

[MSG]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/pOOpmaster/poop-is-great.jpg

[Ev]

wow, that was low and dirty, but anyways it's a pwnage for pOOp!

[CT]

yay farscape! :)

[MSG]

Originally posted by CT
yay farscape! :)

Is the peacekeeper wars the last season? :cry:

[CT]

i dunno, I live in the netherlands we're always a couple of seasons behind. and DAMNIT I missed the show yesterday, along with startrek :mad: I totally forgot. Damn holidays.

[MSG]

Oh... I just recently got into watching it, until i found out that its an old show and its gonna be ending soon... http://www.farscape.chorn.com/

SAVE FARSCAPE!

[CT]

hmm. Now that i got newsgroups and stuff workin i'll hafta dedicate some bandwith to downloading all the seasons. :lol:

[MSG]

What happened to this thread, anyways?

[baconmastermind]

http://www.picturevillage.com/photo/data/6b45b57b849fe8c82ea4358a949a753d/16834_p226046.jpg

[Truthbearer]

Originally posted by Squall+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Squall)</div>Originally posted by Truthbearer@
<!--QuoteBegin-pOOp
I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell
I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?
You should have added: But I bet that wasn't too difficult to do was it?

It would have made a nice pwn. :lol:
WHAT???? That doesn't even make sense!!!! I thought that was one of the greatest owns I have come up with, cleverly twisting his words into a subtle yet effective sexual innuendo!!!! It doesn't need anymore cause it is as specific and subtle as it needs to be! Adding more would be nuts!!!

Anyway...I can't believe that didn't work as well as I thought it would...I thought I had the prize winner there :?

[Umbrasquall]

Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>Originally posted by Squall+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Squall)<!--QuoteBegin-Truthbearer@
<!--QuoteBegin-pOOp
I AM IN

i know its too late, but what the frell
I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend, huh?
You should have added: But I bet that wasn't too difficult to do was it?

It would have made a nice pwn. :lol:
WHAT???? That doesn't even make sense!!!! I thought that was one of the greatest owns I have come up with, cleverly twisting his words into a subtle yet effective sexual innuendo!!!! It doesn't need anymore cause it is as specific and subtle as it needs to be! Adding more would be nuts!!!

Anyway...I can't believe that didn't work as well as I thought it would...I thought I had the prize winner there :?[/b][/quote]
That was a good one. I'll admit it was clever. But it qualify as a 'pwn'. Or at least I thought it wasn't cause it didn't diss him.

You don't get my addition? ;)

[Truthbearer]

That is exactly what Paperdoll told me...

Perhaps it would have been clearer if I had said "I bet that's the same thing you tell your girlfriend every night, huh?"...or perhaps not :?

Anyway, it was a diss cause I was implying he was sexually frustrated...or something :|

blah, [/rant]

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by pOOp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/pOOpmaster/poop-is-great.jpg
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH that was funny!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You got WAAAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands, man!!!

[MSG]

it only took like 2 min :?

[jacobo]

still...

[docKnubis]

can i join?????? can i huh huh hu can i can i this sounds fun and is pwnage the same as ownage.... i thing i get it typo op po ...?? own me

[MSG]

Originally posted by docthory
can i join?????? can i huh huh hu can i can i this sounds fun and is pwnage the same as ownage.... i thing i get it typo op po *...?? own me


YAY now i get to use my good one

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/pOOpmaster/owned/owned2.jpg

[docKnubis]

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div><!--QuoteBegin-docthory
can i join?????? can i huh huh hu can i can i this sounds fun and is pwnage the same as ownage.... i thing i get it typo op po *...?? own me


YAY now i get to use my good one

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/pOOpmaster/owned/owned2.jpg[/b]
i have a figgin stalker every where i post you seem to be there. :shock: :shock:

[MSG]

I smell an oppurtunity to own someone

[Umbrasquall]

Yeah negative IQs seem to attract each other through an interdimensional link.

[docKnubis]

Originally posted by pOOp
YOU ARE NOT IN GATE
no but i am smarter than gate people i went the cool laid back route its fun

[docKnubis]

sorry, i got a bit carried away

[jacobo]

i'm about 2 seconds away from deleting the past 5 posts.*

*translation: quit being n00bs you god damn n00bs.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by adidas
i'm about 2 seconds away from deleting the past 5 posts.*

*translation: quit being n00bs you god damn n00bs.
Oh dear heaven Adidas, please let it be that those 2 seconds have now passed..................

[MSG]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

Oh dear heaven Adidas, please let it be that those 2 seconds have now passed..................

:shakehead:

[jacobo]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div><!--QuoteBegin-adidas
i'm about 2 seconds away from deleting the past 5 posts.*

*translation: quit being n00bs you god damn n00bs.
Oh dear heaven Adidas, please let it be that those 2 seconds have now passed..................[/b]

yeah, they're gone... but i'm left seeing orange. :?

[Bornslip]

I'm playing Doom 3 the whole game, one day before the official release, 1280x1024@85hz, 21" screen and 6.1 surround system... I guess that means you're ALL pwned!!!!!!!!! :P

http://home.no.net/alienweb/pwned.gif

[MSG]

Originally posted by Bornslip
http://home.no.net/alienweb/pwned.gif

Ur gay

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/pOOpmaster/owned/owned6.jpg

[CT]

what system do you have, and what fps??? O_o

[Kaniaz]

Originally posted by CT
what system do you have, and what fps??? O_o

OMG DON'T CONFUSE HIM!

[I just couldn't resist saying that].

[Umbrasquall]

Originally posted by CT
what system do you have, and what fps??? O_o
Lol!

[CT]

I run it on a high resolution at high settings.... I love my r9800p... :)

[Umbrasquall]

Originally posted by pOOp
MY COMPUTER BEATS ALL OF YOURS

I have 5 processors, adding up to about 15 ghtz, i have 5 gigs of ram, a 5 tretaflop hard drive, three graphics cards, two motherboards, a 17- inch LCD screen, $1000 speakers, wireless keyboard and mouse, a sound card thats... er... about average (still really good)... Windows XP pro, and alot of other sh|t thats really good..


Yet after all that i still only have dial-up :P
Wow what's a tretaflop? :roll:

Basically you've spent like 20k for stuff that's going to be outdated in the next month or two. Yep you did get owned by captialism. :D

[ffx-dreamz]

[quote]Originally posted by pOOp
[b]BULLSHIT.

[MSG]

Originally posted by ffx-dreamz+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ffx-dreamz)</div>[quote]<!--QuoteBegin-pOOp
BULLSHIT.

haha lmao :rolllaugh:

heres the REAL specs:

3.2 ghtz processor
i gig of ram
80 gig of hard drive
only one graphics card
one motherboard
17-inch LCD screen
$500 speakers
Wireless keyboard and mouse
pretty good sound card
Windows XP pro...
a bunch of other year-old sh|t

BTW it costed $5000 w/peripherals

P.S. Thats ownage for me because squall believed it

[CT]

but "what" graphics card. If you dont list it you must have a shitty one :P

[Bornslip]

Originally posted by CT
what system do you have, and what fps??? O_o

Specs:

Asus A7N8X Motherboard
AMD 2400xp+ @ 2 ghz
768 Dual-ddr mb
120 GB 7200 rpm hd
Saphire radeon 9700 PRO atlantis
Audigy 2 + Creative inspire 6700 6.1 surround

I get 22,7 FPS on time demo 1 in doom3 at high quality, 1280x1024@85hz.. To run the demo just hold the ALT GR button and press |, and in the console type in: Timedemo demo1.demo

[Truthbearer]

I have news for you:

[b][size=29]OWNED!!!!

Yeah...you have all been owned. Why, cause you are actually trying to own each other with how good your computer is, and I am sorry to say that is indeed pathetic...

[CT]

Originally posted by Truthbearer
I have news for you:

[b][size=29]OWNED!!!!

Yeah...you have all been owned. Why, cause you are actually trying to own each other with how good your computer is, and I am sorry to say that is indeed pathetic...

Mr. brainwashed by society that having computers as a hobby is bad.
Mr. truth seeking, anti-drones following pop-culture. Mr. Hypocrite.

[MSG]

Thats ownage for CT :D

[Truthbearer]

Originally posted by CT+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CT)</div>Mr. brainwashed by society that having computers as a hobby is bad. [/b]
That makes no sense!!!! I never said that having computers is bad. I never said that talking about your computers is bad. All I said is that trying to win an Ownage contest by bragging about how good your computer is, is in fact sad....

<!--QuoteBegin-CT
Mr. truth seeking, anti-drones following pop-culture. Mr. Hypocrite
Where did that come from? Anything to back that up? :?

[hysteria]

Originally posted by Squall+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Squall)</div>
That was a good one. I'll admit it was clever. But it qualify as a 'pwn'. Or at least I thought it wasn't cause it didn't diss him.

[/b]

<!--QuoteBegin-Truthbearer
That is exactly what Paperdoll told me...


lmao. it is. like almost my exact words.

[docKnubis]

you are all OWNED by me
"i have the biggest balls of all"
http://www.maj.com/gallery/docthory/whee/owned.jpg

[Evanescent]

OK enough with the pictures. This is turning out to be retarded. One picture is all right. But every body getting the idea to rack up points with a bunch of pictures is BS. YOUR RUINING THE COMPETITION!!! STOP!!

[docKnubis]

Originally posted by Evanescent
OK enough with the pictures. This is turning out to be retarded. One picture is all right. But every body getting the idea to rack up points with a bunch of pictures is BS. YOUR RUINING THE COMPETITION!!! STOP!!
i dont own any one you just look a cool pic 4 me but you have to admit its pretty good
and i dont count the points for the pic it just there for fun i have not owned any one but me so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Evanescent]

Check out this headline.

Man Shot in Head
Accidentally Dies

That must have been an own gone bad.

[Evanescent]

The newest headline for dreamviews.

Sex Education Delayed, Moderators Request Training

[Kaniaz]

I had to make the 100th post in this thread. Yeah, multiples of 10 totally pwn your ass.

[Evanescent]

:( :( :( :( :( :( What i thought my headine was like total ownage.

Ok were you just waiting for the 99th person to post jsut to up your owns. :D
See........ no life.

[Kaniaz]

Originally posted by Evanescent
:( :( :( :( :( :( What i thought my headine was like total ownage.

Probably was, but I'm hardly going to tread on my on feet because A) That's not possible and B) is for beetroot.

[Seeker]

***** Please read ***************

OK, I've unlocked it with the understanding that this ends on Friday.

[Evanescent]

No no no, Seeker i meant the other thread. there is another one similar to this except it said nominations.

[edit] Don't worry its already gone.