...I don't even know what to say to this (Warning: Painful Video Ahead) [Archive]

Oneironaut

03-03-2008, 03:22 PM

Ok. So everyone knows that most of these "Backyard Wrestlers" are a few wings short of a bucket, but this...this...just watch...

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:shakehead2: I don't know who's the bigger idiot(s); the pair of "wrestlers" or the cameraman.

"You guys ok?

...Ok..dude...what's wrong?"

:bslap:

Aquanina

03-03-2008, 03:26 PM

idiots

ninja9578

03-03-2008, 03:27 PM

What the hell is wrong with people?

Mes Tarrant

03-03-2008, 03:27 PM

Holy shit! :angry: That just pisses me off. What losers! I hope their mothers bitch slap them and refuse to drive them to the hospital.

Abra

03-03-2008, 03:31 PM

And Abra purposely discards another pound of respect for the human race.

Oneironaut

03-03-2008, 03:33 PM

Seriously. The guy that was upside down is lucky he isn't dead, and I'd consider them both lucky if they're even able to walk after that.

Jesus. How people that stupid can even survive into their teenage years, I'll never understand.

ExoByte

03-03-2008, 03:33 PM

Xei

03-03-2008, 03:33 PM

wtf evolution.

Spartiate

03-03-2008, 03:34 PM

I've seen that before, and some people still doubt natural selection...

wasup

03-03-2008, 03:48 PM

If only their genetalia hit large rocks as they fell.

Hey, I have an idea! Let me pick you up, put you upside down so you fall on your neck, then jump off a roof onto a table!

What they think was going to happen?

Clairity

03-03-2008, 03:51 PM

If only their genetalia hit large rocks as they fell.

:shock: .. :laughtillhurts:

wasup

03-03-2008, 03:55 PM

Oh, and at 30 seconds "pizza's ready!" LOL!

A Roxxor

03-03-2008, 03:57 PM

Wow.

Just... Wow.

I would have felt sorry for them if only because their fate lay in the hands of the cameraman.

Wtf.

Aquanina

03-03-2008, 04:26 PM

Holy shit! :angry: That just pisses me off. What losers! I hope their mothers bitch slap them and refuse to drive them to the hospital.

Haha that reminds me of Family Guy.

Peter builds a water slide in the house, falls down the steps, injures himself.

Brian: I'm not gonna call an ambulance this time, because if I do you won't learn anything.

:chuckle:

A Roxxor

03-03-2008, 04:27 PM

Guy1 & Guy2: *Screaming and moaning in pain, their backs broken*

*Continuous wailing*

Cameraman: Lol, r u ok? :lol:

:rolllaugh:

What an idiot.

Xox

03-03-2008, 04:53 PM

Wow. :roll:

ninja9578

03-03-2008, 05:33 PM

http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/7/8/collegehumor.6b11cc87b4b17937fca7d0d87285e113.jpg

Xaqaria

03-03-2008, 09:45 PM

I find it incredibly hard to drum up the sympathy for people who come to extreme harm due to their own stupidity. Kudos to professional wrestling for weeding out the inferior genetic stock.

If they can move around that much after, I'm sure they didn't actually come to any serious or permament harm anyway. Just a strong traumatic memory to teach them not to be so dumb in the future.

Amethyst Star

03-03-2008, 10:21 PM

:bslap:

Not sufficient: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/Amethystar/emoticons/_backhand__by_zacthetoad.gif

And people say sterilization is inhumane...

(Although, my mother does have a fabulous memory of all four of us kids - I was about 6 at the time - jumping out of the 2nd story window one after another. She wasn't terribly sympathetic when we complained about our knees hurting.)

Mes Tarrant

03-04-2008, 06:22 AM

^^ Ame. :angry: Why on earth would you do that.

Imagine doing something like that as an innocent little kid who's just playing around, and then living with a paralyzed body from the neck down for the rest of your life. It does happen. :(

NeAvO

03-04-2008, 10:39 AM

I'm actually laughing and do not feel shame at all! Does that make me a bad person? :P

Either way it's there own fault on what ever happens for doing that, they have to live with the consequences.

03-04-2008, 11:01 AM

HAHA.

Yeah, I've seen this before. The stupidity of people amazes me. I'd say people like this shouldn't be allowed to breed, but then we'd be losing a source of grade A entertainment.

As long as they're hurting no one other than themselves I guess :lol:

QFT.

I wonder why the guy in the yellow pants seemed to be hurt worse. It was the other guy that was dropped on his head.

NeAvO

03-04-2008, 11:30 AM

QFT.

I wonder why the guy in the yellow pants seemed to be hurt worse. It was the other guy that was dropped on his head.Could've had the guys head smack into his jewels?

Clairity

03-04-2008, 11:35 AM

Could've had the guys head smack into his jewels?

Uhm.. ouch!

Amethyst Star

03-04-2008, 11:57 AM

^^ Ame. :angry: Why on earth would you do that.

I was the last one out. I was just following my older brothers and sister. :P (Now, charging at my sister with a broom - out of fun, not anger, and she dared me to - and hitting my mom's vase, and having part of the glass cut my finger so I had to go in and have stitches...... That was my fault.) It's better than my brothers' "rock fight".... that ended in stitches, too. There were a number of stitches in my family. At least none of us are wimps!

But jumping off of a roof. Bad.

Kushna Mufeed

03-04-2008, 12:12 PM

I didn't think it was possible, but if I could quantify my faith in the human race, it has officially dropped below zero.

Spartiate

03-04-2008, 12:30 PM

Volcon

03-04-2008, 02:17 PM

Inbreeding at its best.

ninja9578

03-04-2008, 04:19 PM

Inbreeding at its best.

Probably, at least now they know that "professional" isn't real :P

Jeff777

03-04-2008, 08:45 PM

This has to be one of the funniest videos I've seen on youtube.

dragonoverlord

03-04-2008, 10:44 PM

haha only in america!

Universal Mind

03-04-2008, 11:12 PM

haha only in america!

Your heroes' suicide bombings are so much more intelligent. :roll:

Suicide Bombings serve a purpouse and they serve it well. To even up the score between mal alrmed militias and modern militaries like those of the united states and israel. Tell me a better way other then sucide bombings for these militias strike at their enemies?

Those dumbasses jumping off that roof were just hurting themselves to "even up the score" :roll: in the name of suicide bombers in Palestine. Blowing up a restaurant packed with lots of children on purpose would have been much more effective, but you do what you can do.

Meet me in Extended Discussion. I am going to start a thread on your terrorism support. I am not dropping this until you finally explain just what in the Hell you are talking about. You have yet to say anything specific. Are you a troll?

Jeff777

03-05-2008, 12:34 AM

dragonoverlord - 0
Universal Mind - 1

Mes Tarrant

03-05-2008, 07:10 AM

dragonoverlord - 0
Universal Mind - 1

Seconded.

Replicon

03-05-2008, 07:22 AM

Those guys are headed for a Darwin award. To quote Bill Hicks: "It's not like we're losing a cancer cure here..."

Eldritch_of_Fire

03-05-2008, 08:05 AM

I've seen that before, and some people still doubt natural selection...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sonico/1204008613624.jpg

ninja9578

03-05-2008, 09:06 AM

Now that's and only in america picture :chuckle:

wer

03-05-2008, 11:35 AM

Ok. So everyone knows that most of these "Backyard Wrestlers" are a few wings short of a bucket, but this...this...just watch...

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:shakehead2: I don't know who's the bigger idiot(s); the pair of "wrestlers" or the cameraman.

:bslap:

I'm still laughing and I saw this video months ago. Priceless. These guys must live in la la land, jesus.

FreeOne

03-05-2008, 11:52 AM

i just dont understand what they were thinking. :? that table doesnt even look stable enough for just 1 of them to stand on it. Yet they decide to have 2 people jump off the roof onto it. What did they think would happen? And what if they didnt fall? What was the accomplishment? there wasnt one as far as i can see.

Idiots :?
just idiots.

RooJ

03-05-2008, 12:09 PM

That was possibly the worst idea ever.

Spartiate

03-05-2008, 12:09 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sonico/1204008613624.jpg

Christ, is that real :lol:?

ninja9578

03-05-2008, 12:18 PM

Google Darwin Awards and go to the pictures. Just some Einsteins in there.

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Ladder_on_Ladder.jpg
Good thing that other guy's there to hold the big ladder.

My favourite was this one. *Warning gross*
http://current.com/items/87368751_man_used_gun_to_change_wheel

03-05-2008, 12:25 PM

My favourite was this one. *Warning gross*
http://current.com/items/87368751_man_used_gun_to_change_wheel
Now that's an "only in America". "If it don't work, shoot it".

Clairity

03-05-2008, 12:32 PM

Spartiate

03-05-2008, 01:05 PM

Google Darwin Awards and go to the pictures. Just some Einsteins in there.

Yeah, hehe, the Darwins rock :rolllaugh:.

http://www.arkius.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/darwin-award-2.jpg

dragonoverlord

03-05-2008, 05:11 PM

Your heroes' suicide bombings are so much more intelligent. :roll:

Those dumbasses jumping off that roof were just hurting themselves to "even up the score" :roll: in the name of suicide bombers in Palestine. Blowing up a restaurant packed with lots of children on purpose would have been much more effective, but you do what you can do.

Meet me in Extended Discussion. I am going to start a thread on your terrorism support. I am not dropping this until you finally explain just what in the Hell you are talking about. You have yet to say anything specific. Are you a troll?

lol im not comparing suicide bombings to those guys in the video. :shock:

we'll take this to that other thread that u made instead ok. You take eveyrthing i say as an insult when i say only in america you think im trying to insult your country or some shit.

Vegan

03-10-2008, 07:42 AM

Phew, I half expected to see the BME pain olympics.

Though that is incredibly moronic.

Xaqaria

03-10-2008, 04:10 PM

Your heroes' suicide bombings are so much more intelligent. :roll:

Those dumbasses jumping off that roof were just hurting themselves to "even up the score" :roll: in the name of suicide bombers in Palestine. Blowing up a restaurant packed with lots of children on purpose would have been much more effective, but you do what you can do.

Meet me in Extended Discussion. I am going to start a thread on your terrorism support. I am not dropping this until you finally explain just what in the Hell you are talking about. You have yet to say anything specific. Are you a troll?

Uhh UM; you're following him around to unrelated threads, but you call him a troll? Do they have mirrors where you're from? How about pots and kettles?

suttsman

03-10-2008, 04:18 PM

response to vid: The sad thing is that some guys I know would probably think that vid was cool. And worse: They'd try to do it themselves. :mad:

My family may be stupid, but they're not stupid enough to do stuff like that. :P How I got the ultra-recessive intelligence gene is a mystery to me.

thegnome54

03-10-2008, 07:26 PM

The upside-down guy appears to have taken less damage.

If you look closely, the upright guy hits the table with both legs, the table collapses towards the camera, causing his legs to slide out from under him, and he lands (hard) on his ass. The upside-down guy got his shoulders slammed into the ground, but seems to have hit with more surface area, and didn't get his spinal column compressed like upright.

That is some funny shit.

Spartiate

03-10-2008, 09:05 PM

Well at the end, the camera zooms in on the impression left in the ground by the upside-down one's head, so yeah, doesn't look too fun...

Mimph

03-11-2008, 02:17 PM

Dumbassess....

ninja9578

03-15-2008, 03:05 PM

Wanna see more stupidity?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806812

Clairity

03-15-2008, 03:47 PM

Wanna see more stupidity?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806812

I don't get it.. did he not know there was no pool there.. I mean couldn't he see that? :P

Shark Rider

03-15-2008, 06:59 PM

:shock: Those guys are dumb. it's funny at the same time!

mark

03-16-2008, 01:03 PM

:shock: oh my god!! that video is horrible! the way he screams clearly broken a number of bones :shock: ouch!

dragonoverlord - agreed only in America (no offense intended by that)

xaqria - agreed, UM shouldnt critisie after his post of hatred of Asians and his pleasure taken in the slaughter of the Iraq citizens

ninja - brilliant video! painful like but thats just mad!

Phydeaux_3

03-16-2008, 03:43 PM

And here I thought that Idiocracy was just a fictional movie.

http://stier-leven.freeblog.hu/files/idiocracy.jpg

Art immitating life or the other way 'round?

~Erin~

03-16-2008, 04:18 PM

ugh...F***** idiots

:bslap:

Universal Mind

03-16-2008, 05:32 PM

xaqria - agreed, UM shouldnt critisie after his post of hatred of Asians and his pleasure taken in the slaughter of the Iraq citizens

Post of hatred of Asians? My God, you were really going for a bizarre accusation with that one. Could you quote me or use some other method of proof to help me understand just what in the Hell you are talking about? What a weird accusation. But I guess that was not enough for you because then you made another one. My pleasure taken in the slaughter of the Iraq citizens? I challenge you to back that one up too. You are really talking out of your ass. Is that your goal? Go get yourself some help.

FreeOne

03-17-2008, 06:21 AM

oh my god!! that video is horrible! the way he screams clearly broken a number of bones ouch!

dragonoverlord - agreed only in America (no offense intended by that)

xaqria - agreed, UM shouldnt critisie after his post of hatred of Asians and his pleasure taken in the slaughter of the Iraq citizens

ninja - brilliant video! painful like but thats just mad!

and here is what the post would have looked like without the rude unnecessary comment that should have been Pmed! :)

" :shock:oh my god!! that video is horrible! the way he screams clearly broken a number of bones :shock: ouch!

dragonoverlord - agreed only in America (no offense intended by that)

ninja - brilliant video! painful like but thats just mad! "

Much better. Keep everything in the proper thread, and even then back up what you say with quotes if you think it might be offensive. I like this thread. I want it to stay open. :(

mark

03-17-2008, 06:40 AM

agreed my comment was shocking and frankly disgraceful, I may not agree with UMs views but that does not give me the right to say such a shocking thing.

Universal mind I retract my statement and you have my appology should you choose to accept it.

AmazeO XD

03-17-2008, 12:44 PM

Three words.
Stay in school.

Mes Tarrant

03-17-2008, 12:55 PM

I think people who say "this only happens in America" are idiots, quite frankly, or just haven't had the opportunity to broaden their horizons. If you've done any sort of traveling outside of your country, you know for a fact that there are dumb people everywhere. It's really quite depressing.

FreeOne

03-17-2008, 11:08 PM

yeah this isnt so much worse than those people in africa who tie vines to their ankles and jump off big wooden platforms. :paranoid:

Soldier

03-17-2008, 11:23 PM

Clairity Quote:
Originally Posted by ninja9578
Wanna see more stupidity?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806812

I don't get it.. did he not know there was no pool there.. I mean couldn't he see that?

:shock::lol: ok that was just idoitic right there, did he really think the bushes that he missed would cushion his fall? that guy is in college?

Universal Mind

03-18-2008, 12:49 AM

Captain Sleepalot

03-18-2008, 08:45 PM

And here I thought that Idiocracy was just a fictional movie.

Art immitating life or the other way 'round?

I was going to say the same thing.

That movie would have been funnier if it weren't so sadly prophetic.

AmazeO XD

03-21-2008, 10:46 AM

dorpis

03-21-2008, 12:53 PM

Mhhm...I usually laugh at stuff like that, but those idiots aren´t in JAckass!!!!

Invader

03-21-2008, 01:18 PM

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
I think the cake topper was when the camera man asked "Are you ok?". Those guys DESERVE to be in pain, and it makes me jolly in the pants to see them hurt like that after being the prime example of Grade A Stupid.

themuffinman

03-23-2008, 12:43 PM

2 words... darwins theory...

Black_Eagle

03-23-2008, 05:25 PM

Lol, that was funny. Too bad they didn't die. If you jump off a roof with no protection and nothing to cushion your fall, I'd say you deserve whatever you get.

Shark Rider

03-23-2008, 05:39 PM

they were trying to do "free running" or some "matrix" moves... :lol:
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Edit: except they didn't have the skills.

dragonoverlord

03-23-2008, 05:47 PM

they were trying to do "free running" or some "matrix" moves... :lol:
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Edit: except they didn't have the skills.

ya i hard of it before. its invented by some guy in paris?

it looks pretty crazy i dont think i could do that :shock:

A Roxxor

03-23-2008, 05:48 PM

they were trying to do "free running" or some "matrix" moves... :lol:
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Edit: except they didn't have the skills.

Notice that none of those people had beer guts nor tried to land on their ass.

Shark Rider

03-23-2008, 06:01 PM

:lmao: good point! that's why i said that those idiots didn't have the skills.

Maeni

03-24-2008, 09:58 AM

Hehe, it looked funny. Sounded painfull!

I think I might be able to do some of those things they do in that movie, but I'm still training those things on low fences...
If I started out with roof-to-roof things, I'd end up like those two idiots.

Maybe if they had tried the same trick from a table, down on some pillows before moving to a roof, they could have made it. But noooo.

_Blur_

03-24-2008, 10:16 PM

Haha I can't stop watching it, its so funny. You can find some good (painful) stuff on youtube, like i saw a person smacked round the head with an ironing board. :P
That freerunning is cool, its like out of the bourne identity, but better.

Scatterbrain

03-25-2008, 06:07 AM

Oh, and at 30 seconds "pizza's ready!" LOL!

LMAO that was the best part xD

Emerald Wolf

03-25-2008, 07:51 AM

Watching people doing free running fills me with a sense of wonder for the human body. Watching people throwing themselves off a roof... not so much (I feel like telling them to stop F***ing crying about it... what were they expecting?)

Holiace

03-25-2008, 12:23 PM

A job well done. Idiots!

spitfire riggz

03-27-2008, 02:18 PM

have you seen the kid video?? these 8 year old kids do that, except the kid lands on a trash can. one of them looks dead after it happens. oh and by the way, those kids are idiots, the guy that performs the slam is in more pain than the actual slammed