My plan is GENIUS! GENIUS! ... maybe. Stop staring ...

[Keeper]

Tired of your low post count? Irritated that no matter how many times you reply in a senseless banter thread your count gets no higher? Well, say no more! I have a plan that is fool proof! FOOL PROOF!

... trouble is they are so ingenious ...

All we have to do is keep commenting in this thread until we reach 1000 odd pages, and then TURN IT INTO A SERIOUS DISCUSSION!!!!!!!!!

It will get moved, and Bobs your uncle (srsly! well, maybe not!), we have instant post-high!

LET THE KLEVEROZITY BEGIN~!@!@#@!$~#!@~#@~!~~!!!!##@!%^%^$!$!@!!!#@!$! !@!!!!!!!!


:boogie::boogie::boogie::boogie:
:boogie::boogie::boogie::boogie:

[ExoByte]

Oh.
My.
God.

Keeper. You would've been a genius if you didn't tell them the plan! :pissed:

[Keeper]

Oh.
My.
God.

Keeper. You would've been a genius if you didn't tell them the plan! :pissed:


Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword!Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword!Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword! Oh swearword!!!!!!

DON TELL "EMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spartiate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Le_Toru_Du_MOnde.jpg

[Mes Tarrant]

LOL!! :D That is funny. Funny enough for me to use "lol," which I never do! BUT I DO SOMETIMES NAO!! I LOVE LAMP!!!!!!!

[Keeper]

LOL!! :D That is funny. Funny enough for me to use "lol," which I never do! BUT I DO SOMETIMES NAO!! I LOVE LAMP!!!!!!!

WUT?!?!?!!?!!?! I LUV LAMP 2@@@@!!!!!

!OL!!!!

[Mes Tarrant]

I HAVE TEH LUSID??? lo1o1l1l!!!

[kingofclutch]

http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

[Spartiate]

Gah... :makeitstop:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Le_Toru_Du_MOnde.jpg

EDIT: No more 50 Elephant Crushes!

[ExoByte]

I concur with the above statement.

[Mysteryhunter]

All those elephant crushings
How embarrassing.

[Xox]

I loverzzzz elephant stompz!!!!!

[Mes Tarrant]

Omg overuse of elephants, make it stop!!!

[Keeper]

I'ma tryin'! I'ma tryin'!

... break for seista!

[wasup]

thread gets split

thus fail

[Keeper]

thread gets split

thus fail You lie! You lie!

[Alovelyfeeling]

Im in it for the posts :banana:

[Oneironaut]

Keeper. You would've been a genius if you didn't tell them the plan! :pissed:


+

thread gets split

thus fail

=

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/DjTenacity/Fail---Spider-Man2---Im-Ba.gif

[Kushna Mufeed]

So, summarize what Spart said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/AlexD/awesomestamp.jpg

[Spartiate]

So, summarize what Spart said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/AlexD/awesomestamp.jpg

You used it :shock:.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Audible gasp! So I did!



Is...that taboo, or something?

[Spartiate]

Audible gasp! So I did!



Is...that taboo, or something?

It's... just... harsh...

[RockNRoller123]

LOL!! :D That is funny. Funny enough for me to use "lol," which I never do! BUT I DO SOMETIMES NAO!! I LOVE LAMP!!!!!!!

I lovez teh lamp 2!!!

[Exhalent]

I see wat u did ther.

[GestaltAlteration]

I love lamp.

[GestaltAlteration]

I love lamp

[Wavefunction]

An easier way to up your post count is to bribe an Admin.

[Fredward Jamihoffison the Third]

An easier way to up your post count is to bribe an Admin.
Good advice - it worked for me! :D

[AmazeO XD]

http://www.cartalkforum.com/images/smilies_funny/smiley-get_the_fuck_out.jpg

[A Roxxor]

I love lamp

Your avatar just gave me a spontaneous orgasm!!! :shock:

:eek:

[Keeper]

Behold!























































Srsly!

[Mes Tarrant]

Okaaayyy, "function of wave" must cease to exist! :P No separate rules for staff, pleaaasezszszsz.

[Xox]

Lol Keeper, I love the title. "Stop Staring." :D :chuckle:

[Wavefunction]

Okaaayyy, "function of wave" must cease to exist! :P No separate rules for staff, pleaaasezszszsz.
But he just wanted to be a part of the community! :(

Don't worry, he won't be around much any more. I've pretty much figured out all the important stuff in the admin control panel, so he'll only be around when I need a regular account to play with. The question about post count was too much to pass up, after what we were doing to Function of Wave's post count earlier.

[RockNRoller123]

Who doesn't?

[Dreamworld]

Im a noob.

[drmrgrl]

im just posting here because i forgot how many posts i had.

[GestaltAlteration]

>:{

[drmrgrl]

do the posts you make in here not count towards anything?

[GestaltAlteration]

do the posts you make in here not count towards anything?

That is correct. SB posts = +0 to postcount.

[drmrgrl]

this explains alot...

[Wavefunction]

That is correct. SB posts = +0 to postcount.
We're working on a way to make it subtract one from post count. So far, we have no clue how to do that.

[GestaltAlteration]

That'd be awesome. xD

Of course you may get the same end result by removing SB all together.

[kingofclutch]

Why would you want SB to subtract posts or was that just a joke?

[Wavefunction]

Why would you want SB to subtract posts or was that just a joke?
Because that would be awesome.

[Spartiate]

Because that would be awesome.

You sure? An admin with negative posts looks weird...

[Wavefunction]

You sure? An admin with negative posts looks weird...
Good point. :shock:

[drmrgrl]

omg if the points got subtracted i'd be a negative post whore.

everyone who knows me knows how much i post here!!!

[Spartiate]

Because that would be awesome.

Do it, do it now.

[GestaltAlteration]

You aren't a stranger to SB either, Spart. :P

[Spartiate]

You aren't a stranger to SB either, Spart. :P

I can take a hit for the good of SB :P.

[drmrgrl]

haha lol.

[theSheep]

edit: i am wrong

[Wavefunction]

i hate to burst your bubble but this won't work, post count is taken when you make a post. when your post gets deleted, you don't lose post count. if the entire forum is deleted with all the threads, you still have the same post count

sorry, but it's true
That's actually not true.

[theSheep]

That's actually not true.

Whoops my bad - I thought this was powered by invision

[sam dreamer]

can i post in this thread untill im dead or will it be to much for my head im not sure i better ask fred if he can said that men will behead in the bonged we shall get monged with the cheeks and chong untill we sing a song to my dong wow i let my mind type and this is what it said

[drmrgrl]

so i have a question about computer things, anyone willing to help?

[sam dreamer]

ok friend what do you need to know i can help you

[drmrgrl]

it says its like infiltrating my computer info like my IP address and things i've looked up, and it says i've looked up porn(which i havent) and it says i could get in trouble for it. it was my home page and so i switched it back but is it real?

[[SomeGuy]]

Prob virus. Freescan (http://us.mcafee.com/root/mfs/default.asp) it.

[Kromoh]

(insert elephant crush here)

We're working on a way to make it subtract one from post count. So far, we have no clue how to do that.

NOO WAAYY!! I have 1k+ posts at the World Record thread. + all the other BS I've posted so far.. :(


Or, you could make SB posts count 2 to your post count. :thumbup:

[Wavefunction]

Michael 2,124
Universal Mind 1,895
Kromoh 1,468
Chris182t 915
Xox 707

Yeah, you'd be negative. :chuckle:

[Kromoh]

Not funny. It was for a good cause.

I demand you move that thread to the Lounge.

:D

[Wavefunction]

Yeah... you wish. :P

[Kromoh]

Either that or no sex for a week.

[27]

Whoops my bad - I thought this was powered by invision
If only.

[Kromoh]

EEEEEEWW

I'm gonna teach you guys a few things:

phpBB: easy and light and delicate but that's it. Doesn't offer many features at all. Moderation is limited.
Invision: good-looking interface, and that's it. has the most ridiculous admin CP, and moderation sux.
vBulletin: Maybe not the best-looking but extremely flexible, has lots of features and has the hands-down best and most complete moderation system (which is a must on big forums like this).

Guess which one suits DV...

[27]

I just want the old skin back!

[[SomeGuy]]

I want a cool, darker skin so it doesn't hurt my eyes at night.

[Kromoh]

I want a cool, darker skin so it doesn't hurt my eyes at night.

GENIUS! GENIUS!

[Lord Toaster]

How many pages of rubbish does this thing have to have before we start a meaningful conversation then?

[Kromoh]

Just a few 20 more and then we can activate plan Alpha.

[Soldier]

How many pages of rubbish does this thing have to have before we start a meaningful conversation then?


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[Wavefunction]

You can also buy your post count from your local Administrator.

They're usually $1 for 10 posts, but we're having a promotion - buy 100, and your Senseless Banter posts will count for the next two weeks. Limited time offer.

[kichu]

This is the most random thread I've ever had the pleasure of viewing.