I read this and thought of Burns...

[Man of Steel]

It's quite eery, actually. I was bumbling around StumbleUpon and came across a listing of humorous customer/employee quotes. This stood out. I have to ask...was this you, Burns?

(It’s the Harry Potter Midnight party. Customers are dressed as characters from the book. Most are children, but there are also some overly enthusiastic/creepy adults wandering around.)

Lone Witch Lady: “This is so exciting! What are you doing with the boxes that the books came in? Can I have one?”

Me: “I don’t see why not, but I’ll have to ask my manager.” *asks manager* “I’m sorry, we have to keep them for inventory.”

Lone Witch Lady: “Are you sure? My cats would love one. ”

Me: “Your…cats? Would they seriously love a Harry Potter cardboard box more than a plain cardboard box?”

Lone Witch Lady: “Oh, yes!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we can’t give them away. Um, have you tried the Bertie Bots Bean Counting Contest?”

Lone Witch Lady: “Ooh!” *scampers off*


Source (http://notalwaysright.com/hogwarts-the-continuing-education-years/542)

[AmazeO XD]

FACT: Old ladies who read Harry Potter too much also own 18 cats.
FICTION: It's okay to own 18 cats.

[Lomebririon]

Lawl @ overenthusiastic creepy adults. :P



(I was working the candy bar when a man seeing Bridge to Terabithia with two young kids. He points to the popcorn machine: )

Customer: “I’ll have two boxes of cockporn please.”

(There was a two second pause as the customer’s eyes went wide with horror…and then I started to laugh. He got the popcorn and ran upstairs, with me standing behind the counter with tears running down my face.)

[Seismosaur]

:rolllaugh:

[NeAvO]

I don't really get it :?

[Burns]

oh no... I've been discovered! :paranoid:



But seriously, you know what the really creepy thing about that is...?

I actually DID ask for one of the boxes the books came in! :shock: No shit!

The cats loved it too :D

[AmazeO XD]

oh no... I've been discovered! :paranoid:



But seriously, you know what the really creepy thing about that is...?

I actually DID ask for one of the boxes the books came in! :shock: No shit!

The cats loved it too :D

......... LOL

[Oneironaut]

oh no... I've been discovered! :paranoid:



But seriously, you know what the really creepy thing about that is...?

I actually DID ask for one of the boxes the books came in! :shock: No shit!

The cats loved it too :D

ROFL!!

Good call, MoS. :cheers:

[Volcon]

oh no... I've been discovered! :paranoid:



But seriously, you know what the really creepy thing about that is...?

I actually DID ask for one of the boxes the books came in! :shock: No shit!

The cats loved it too :D

Haha!

[Burns]

hahaahah I'm such a freaking nerd!

[Man of Steel]

oh no... I've been discovered! :paranoid:



But seriously, you know what the really creepy thing about that is...?

I actually DID ask for one of the boxes the books came in! :shock: No shit!

The cats loved it too :D

ROFL!!

Good call, MoS. :cheers:


...Whoa. :holyshit:

[kingofclutch]

You must be psychic or something.....:bowdown:

[Burns]

You must be psychic or something.....

I think MOS has found a career to fall back on if the knife thing doesn't work out ;)

Either that or you just know me too well :P

[ninja9578]

Burns doesn't like being called ma'am :tonguewiggle:

[Burns]

That's right, I prefer "m'lady" :teeth:

[Man of Steel]

I think MOS has found a career to fall back on if the knife thing doesn't work out ;)

Either that or you just know me too well :P

Oh, a little of both methinks. :D

Burns doesn't like being called ma'am :tonguewiggle:

That's right, I prefer "m'lady" :teeth:

Damn straight, m'lady. ;)

[Burns]

Damn straight, m'lady. ;)
:smitten:

Now yer talkin!

[guerilla]

hahaahah I'm such a freaking nerd!

so what? nerds are hot :D

[Burns]

so what? nerds are hot :D
haha ok then :D If nerdy is hot then I guess I don't have anything to worry about! :smartie:

[Man of Steel]

haha ok then :D If nerdy is hot then I guess I don't have anything to worry about! :smartie:


Trust me, you have nothing to worry about...m'lady. :smitten: