Joke Ideas?

[heumy]

Hey everyone,

Can anyone tell me an extremely funny (relatively clean) joke? The reason for this is because, for whatever reason, my tennis team coach asked me to tell the team a joke that would make everyone laugh. I have two days to find one, but the jokes on the Internet have not been very good. Any ideas would be appreciated.

[Grod]

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=54450

[Ynot]

Eternal love:
A game between Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles

[arby]

EVERYONE always laughs when this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) comes up.*

*laughs at the person who clicked it

[psychology student]

EVERYONE always laughs when this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) comes up.*

*laughs at the person who clicked it

Not me ;)

[Mysteryhunter]

Ahh good ol Ricky.:boogie:


These are all lame but clean

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted

Q.What do you call an educated hole in the wall?
A.A wise crack.

Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing

[kingofclutch]

I got a good one: women's rights.

[xXSomeGuyXx]

That's not that funny......

Anyway, I have a good one:

THE GBA!
:rolllaugh:

[Mark75]

That's not that funny......

Anyway, I have a good one:

THE GBA!
:rolllaugh:

Never try to be funny again.

[xXSomeGuyXx]

:( okay. I know, it was stupid...