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Kanji
08-09-2004, 12:36 PM
1.) If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

2.) If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???

3.) If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

4.) Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?

5.) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6.) If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?

7.) Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

8.) If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

9.) Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

10.) If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k's away?

11.) Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?

12.) If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?

Some easy one's just for fun. :)

Finde
08-09-2004, 12:41 PM
1) Don't know

2) Everything

3) They use the stickable back of the teflon

4) How the hell would you kow that? And it's so as they don't fall out of the plane on their way to the destination

5) Because children have not experienced adultery so to them it's the most enjoyable thing

6) because it has nothing to do with the saying

7) order was made first!

8) The black bow can be damaged in a plane crash and it's behind a lot of protected stuff

9) because ur gonna be unwell if you eat it after then

10) because then that place would be your home

Some easy one's just for fun.

Because psychics are not real!

succeeded in succeeding but failed in failing

Kanji
08-09-2004, 12:48 PM
1.) --

2.) Wrong.

3.) Something like that.

4.) Maybe . . .

5.) Something like that.

6.) Right!

7.) Right!

8.) Right!

9.) Right!

10.) Right!

11.) Maybe . . .

12.) Something like that.

Finde
08-09-2004, 12:51 PM
You underestimated the power of Finde!