Building a banana phone

[Serkat]

OK, I want to build an actual banana cell phone from my old cell phone. With display and all. Obviously I will be using a plastic banana.

Any one got a manual/instructions on this? I only found instructions for implementing a Bluetooth phone into a real banana.

Edit: Oh awesome, I already found this manual (http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-Banana-Telephone-Land-line-and-Ban/) for land-line with display and buttons. That should be a good starting point. This will be fun.

[[SomeGuy]]

Just take out all the crap inside and dump it in. The cut a fitting hole for teh screen. Boom.

[Serkat]

Just take out all the crap inside and dump it in. The cut a fitting hole for teh screen. Boom.That would look rather... shit.
Speaker and mic actually have to be at the tip and bottom of the bananana.

[[SomeGuy]]

Then just paste em on on the inside. Seems simple to me...lol! Good luck though!