Prove to me that I am not a ghost.

[Sandform]

From the creator of the ever popular "prove to me you're not deaf" thread comes the "prove to me I am not a ghost" thread!


What can I do to prove to myself that I am not a ghost?

[nitsuJ]

From the creator of the ever popular "prove to me you're not deaf" thread comes the "prove to me I am not a ghost" thread!


What can I do to prove to myself that I am not a ghost?

try to cut yourself

call the ghost busters

try to phase through a wall

take a picture to see if you're transparent, or an orb

[Keeper]

What known traites of ghosts have you displayed recently?

[Sandform]

Well they often say ghosts think they are alive...and I stay in my home alot.

[Invader]

We must accept one premise that comes with being a ghost.
That premise is: you must be dead.
If you are already dead, you cannot die a second time.
So there is one way to prove ultimately that you are a ghost.
You must attempt to kill yourself by means that there is 0% chance of survival.
If you die, you become a ghost (maybe), and you now have proof.
If you do not die, you can be certain that you are a ghost.

[Keeper]

Well they often say ghosts think they are alive...and I stay in my home alot.

Hmmm ... I should consider my own condition as well then ... :P

Have you ever performed an act that could be considered supernatural, and something a ghost (as it is understood) would find easy to perform?

Also, do you remember dying, and if so, have you changed physically since then?

[Sandform]

I think I am the ghost like the man from sixth sense...I don't know that I'm a ghost.

[Keeper]

Didn't he remember dying/the incident that killed him?

[Sandform]

He only remembered it at the end. I just got on a flight 5 days ago I could have fallen asleep and died.

[Keeper]

As in, a crash?

If thats the case, you could check to see if there is any record of a crash from where you left.

[Omnis Dei]

Can you see through yourself?

Do mediums and other psychics freak ut at the sight of you?

Have you ever crawled out of a well with hair all in your grill and killed people?

Do you seek revenge for something that happened long ago?

When you eats a sandwich, does it fall through you?

[Sandform]

Can you see through yourself?

Yes.

[Keeper]

Yes.

Figuratively or literally?

If literally ... is there any particular reason you have strong doubts as to yours potential condition?

[Sandform]

Well I suppose its the fact that I can detach my head that is currently number on the list of things that are unnerving...I recently walked outside and the sky turned from normal to black...and things blew up...but when I went back inside everything looked normal again...so that is up there too.

[Keeper]

... any particular reason you left that out when I asked if strange things happened to you?

[Sandform]

I'm having memory lapses...which is probably why I started this thread...but then again...eh I forget.

[Keeper]

... so you can take your head off ... and you want to know if you are a ghost ...

Nope. I don't see any reason.

[Sandform]

I can take off my head? No way I'm going to have to try that.

[Keeper]

The 'lapss''s's's'sss's' (you get the idea) are getting worse, it seems.

[Sandform]

I'm going to get a puppy later on this week from the shelter...how should I pick which one to get?

[Pip]

How can you think you're a ghost if you're being acknowledged by others? What does it say on your driver's license?

[Keeper]

I'm going to get a puppy later on this week from the shelter...how should I pick which one to get?

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How did we ... no, never mind.

Do you like small dogs or big ones?

[Sandform]

I don't really like chuawawa like dogs...or however you spell it, but I can't get a big dog because my step dad hates animals of all kinds. =(. So I can only get away with slipping in a small dog lol. I wish I could get a great dame like my old puppy collonel who died but those things are too dang big.

[Taosaur]

Send me $50.

[Sandform]

Jews aren't welcome here Toasour!

[nitsuJ]

Well I suppose its the fact that I can detach my head that is currently number on the list of things that are unnerving...I recently walked outside and the sky turned from normal to black...and things blew up...but when I went back inside everything looked normal again...so that is up there too.

oh, ok, beetlejuice

[Taosaur]

Jews aren't welcome here Toasour!

I hereby Godwin your thread, Adolf.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/Vudusu/GodwinsLaw_CatPoster.jpg?t=1219101165

OMFSM! U r ghost of Hitler!

[Grod]

Jews aren't welcome here Toasour!
who the hell is Toasour

[nitsuJ]

I hereby Godwin your thread, Adolf.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/Vudusu/GodwinsLaw_CatPoster.jpg?t=1219101165

OMFSM! U r ghost of Hitler!

http://www.ais.org/~paxton/stuff/bush_nazi.jpg

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http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/aa/Bush_nazi.jpg

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[Sandform]

I hereby Godwin your thread, Adolf.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm307/Vudusu/GodwinsLaw_CatPoster.jpg?t=1219101165

OMFSM! U r ghost of Hitler!

Pretty kitty.

[Man of Steel]

Your intelligence rivals that of an arthropod in its magnificent and nearly insurmountable inscrutability.

[Sandform]

Your intelligence rivals that of an arthropod in its magnificent and nearly insurmountable inscrutability.

That is funny. :bliss::bliss::bliss:

[Man of Steel]

I know.