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WakataDreamer
08-18-2008, 10:28 PM
...and not just some insanely (insanely) complex computer program of some kind. :P

Go on, give it a try. :D

If someone comes up with a logical way to do this I will be shocked :shock:
Invader
08-19-2008, 12:11 AM
I am not real, and thereby forfeit my place in this competition. On the bright side though, you're all crazy for acknowledging my existence.
High Hunter
08-19-2008, 02:46 AM
Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.
Frishert
08-19-2008, 04:49 AM
What's a computer program?

*bleep*
-Blakren-
08-19-2008, 04:55 PM
I bleed, so that makes me real... right?
Oneironaut
08-19-2008, 05:00 PM
State the requirements that must be met before you accept someone as a "real person."
supreme
08-19-2008, 06:28 PM
I think, therefore I am........i guess that proved nothing! :lol:
Man of Steel
08-19-2008, 06:30 PM
Prove to me that I'm not.
supreme
08-19-2008, 06:33 PM
Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.

What is that in your avatar?? An old Chinese man face in a rocky outcrop of
a cliff!! Thats pretty cool! :)
JET73L
08-19-2008, 06:36 PM
I bleed, so that makes me real... right?

Aw, I was going to use "stab my arm and then tell me i'm a computer program," but you beat me to it.

Hmm, computer program... naw, theoretically I could actually be a biological machine (or even a real machine in the middle of a vast conspiracy) that was programmed at birth/creation/activation/constantly to assume that I think, and act acordingly.
poog
08-19-2008, 07:18 PM
State the requirements that must be met before you accept someone as a "real person."

I agree, what are the qualifications? If being a person means pumping blood and a thinking brain, I am!
drmrgrl
08-21-2008, 07:26 AM
i think i fail the qualifications of a real person.
=]
nitsuJ
08-21-2008, 11:31 AM
i'm fake
ray
08-21-2008, 11:58 AM
a computer is logical.commiting suicide is completely illogical right? *falls over dead in background* :shock:
Alex D
08-21-2008, 12:07 PM
12
Man of Steel
08-21-2008, 01:32 PM
12

It's actually 18. :P
Alex D
08-21-2008, 02:08 PM
It's actually 18. :P

-6
Frishert
08-21-2008, 02:23 PM
-6
01011001
nitsuJ
08-21-2008, 02:26 PM
01011001

01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100
ray
08-21-2008, 04:48 PM
...i hate binary. i think that proves that.:)
Alex D
08-22-2008, 04:14 AM
None of you have numberwang.
WakataDreamer
08-22-2008, 06:10 PM
Aw, I was going to use "stab my arm and then tell me i'm a computer program," but you beat me to it.

Hmm, computer program... naw, theoretically I could actually be a biological machine (or even a real machine in the middle of a vast conspiracy) that was programmed at birth/creation/activation/constantly to assume that I think, and act acordingly.

Exactly :D

Requirements: prove that you have free will (if you will:P).

EDIT:
Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.
Yeah, however machines can malfunction (go insane, if you will). :D
Man of Shred
08-22-2008, 06:18 PM
i will now excercise my free will to take a shit. As soon as my brother is done using the shower.
Timothy Paradox
08-23-2008, 10:39 AM
I can't prove that I'm real. Actually I can't even prove that to myself. You'll just have to trust me. :P
Sandform
08-23-2008, 10:53 AM
I'm made out of flesh but I'm not a real person...they just built me exactly like one. I was built by robo-men.
nitsuJ
08-23-2008, 11:11 AM
I don't bleed. My skin is a chrome color and shiney.

EYE ARE ROHBAWT.