Obama's Assassination

[Goldy]

Alot of people I know have been talking about the newly elected president, Obama. One of the main questions that popped up is " How long until he gets assassinated?". I really hop he doesn't get killed but I think it is a very serious threat that he might actually be killed. What do you think?

[hungrymanz]

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/obama-surf.jpg

[slayer]

I don't think Obama will get assassinated...

We just have to give him awhile to settle in and get things going for us to see how well he really does.

[Ezey]

I don't know if he will get assassinated, I hope he doesn't, but I'm pretty sure someone will try either way.

I mean, even if you take the race issue out of the picture, there's got to be some crazy person who dislikes him enough to kill him. Every president has had people who dislike him, probably dislike him enough to kill him.

Then when you put the race issue back, that just gives some people even more reason to dislike him.

[Black_Eagle]

It's a bit harder than you think to kill a president. The Secret Service is quite secure.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Therefore, if Obama gets assassinated, the Secret Service was in on it.

[Marvo]

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/obama-surf.jpg

[Goldy]

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/obama-surf.jpg

:shock:

[Ezey]

That made my soul throw up a little...

[nitsuJ]

George Bush's brains weren't splattered, so I doubt Obama's will be.

[ninja9578]

I've never seen the words George, Bush, and brains so close together before :shock:

[Sandform]

Obama theme song is necessary.

Obama Bump Bump, Obama Bump Bump Obama, bama, Obama!

[nitsuJ]

I've never seen the words George, Bush, and brains so close together before :shock:

I'm sure he has one somewhere, even if it's not his.

[Umbrasquall]

Well 44 is bad luck in Japan and China, when pronounced it sounds in those languages it sounds like "death death." I read an article about how they think it's bad luck.

[ninja9578]

I'm sure he has one somewhere, even if it's not his.
You mean he might still have one in his system from one of the puppies that he's eaten? Puppies brains aren't that advanced.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Well 44 is bad luck in Japan and China, when pronounced it sounds in those languages it sounds like "death death." I read an article about how they think it's bad luck.
What does that have to do with anything?

[AKycekRB20]

What does that have to do with anything?


Obama is the 44th president.

[theyearthreethousand]

Obama is the 44th president.

yeah, in america?



i hope obama has a successful career but no doubt he will need many body doubles - because the threat is realistic for every president or person in great power - moreso, because america is still full of racist scum with easy access to guns.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Is he 44 years old?

[Serkat]

Asians don't have nonsensical religions like Christianity or Islam so they have superstition to fulfill the need for something moronic to take serious.

Move on, this topic isn't about Asia, it's is about Barack Obama naked in the sea.

[Omnis Dei]

If I were Obama I would wear a bullet proof bubble around and I would have the families of all my secret service agents on file so they know if shit goes down I'm using my mexican mafia connections to fuck their lives up.

Yeah, I'd have the mexican mafia pretty much watching EVERYBODY's family that I'm required to trust. How can you trust the mexican mafia, you ask? I'll be using the russian mafia to keep tabs on their family, and so on. Yep, if I were ever assassinated, a whole lot of innocent women and children would be dying afterwards.

[Rozzy]

Obama theme song is necessary.

Obama Bump Bump, Obama Bump Bump Obama, bama, Obama!

lol. use the amilli song...

obama obama obama obamabama obama obama obama obamabama..... lol

[Omnis Dei]

Blueberry Yum Yum by Ludacris

[Catbus]

Obama theme song is necessary.

Obama Bump Bump, Obama Bump Bump Obama, bama, Obama!

If you've ever seen those moronic "Go Meat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BafkFntxgPw&NR=1)" commercials, me and my friends tried to make one on along the same lines.


Ba-Ma!


Ba-Ma!


I said a yes we can,
(I said a yes we can),
I said a yessssss we can,
(I said a yessssss we can),
*fast part*
I said a change,
we hope for it,
hope for the best,
Gobama!

I said a change,
we hope for it,
hope for the best,
Gobama!

When I say 08 (but 08 drag it out to match the syllables of "Hillshire")
you say bama,
Two thousand, eight, BAMA!.


We got to the movie theater 45 minutes early to see Religulous and this is what we accomplished (even though only one of us likes Obama).

Well 44 is bad luck in Japan and China

Somehow, our D&D group began accompanying 44 with Pirates, so now whenever we hear 44 we all yell FAAAAHHRRRRTTTTYYYYY FAAAAAAAAAAEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! In a pirate tone. We also treat it as high open ended, which has saved my ass more times than I can remember.

[Maeni]

Did anybody say "Obama Theme Song" ?

fRB2wFhXIPs

[Sandform]

Did anybody say "Obama Theme Song" ?

fRB2wFhXIPs

Obama is beautiful world

[DeeryTheDeer]

George Bush's brains weren't splattered, so I doubt Obama's will be.

That's because George Bush is a right-wing conservative. Obama is a liberal, just like all the presidents and famous public figures before him that were assassinated. Kennedy, MLK, Lincoln (yes, he was a Republican but he also had very progressive views for his time), etc. Nutjobs are the nastiest about progress and change.

[Universal Mind]

Bill Ayers might kill him if Obama is in the Pentagon when Ayers bombs it again. Maybe Obama will be wounded by a bullet and then get killed when rioters who are pissed about the shooting burn down his hospital.

[Eric]

I hope nothing happens to him, but I know that A LOT of people will try.

[Volcon]

I imagine assasination attempts are made on every president, the secret service most likely stops them before it goes too far though (such as us seeing that a attempt was made).

[ninja9578]

That's because George Bush is a right-wing conservative. Obama is a liberal, just like all the presidents and famous public figures before him that were assassinated. Kennedy, MLK, Lincoln (yes, he was a Republican but he also had very progressive views for his time), etc. Nutjobs are the nastiest about progress and change.
That's true. Most progressive people view guns and violence as way way beneath them. It's the hillbillies of the world that cling to guns to protect themselves from moving forwards.

[Universal Mind]

That's true. Most progressive people view guns and violence as way way beneath them. It's the hillbillies of the world that cling to guns to protect themselves from moving forwards.

If anybody ever breaks into your house and tries to rape your wife, reach for that comment and defend your home.

[DeeryTheDeer]

If anybody ever breaks into your house and tries to rape your wife, reach for that comment and defend your home.

So this is the argument that somehow justifies assassination and mindless murder? :roll:

[guitarboy]

Alot of people I know have been talking about the newly elected president, Obama. One of the main questions that popped up is " How long until he gets assassinated?". I really hop he doesn't get killed but I think it is a very serious threat that he might actually be killed. What do you think?

People who want this are the worst type of peoples.

[BLUELINE976]

So this is the argument that somehow justifies assassination and mindless murder? :roll:

He is talking about guns being used in self-defense, as they should be.

[thedogsmeow]

I predict he will make public speeches like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf5esT95Glw

[Sandform]

He is talking about guns being used in self-defense, as they should be.

I think that is what dreary was trying to point out. Ninja was saying it is only the hillbillies who will use guns to impose their will upon the world, while the "progressive" people will use words and pleas to intelligence and integrity of other individuals.

Dreery said "nutjobs are dangerous," Ninja said "agreed, only backwards people result to violence to get their point across," then UM said "we need guns to defend ourselves."

Which is fine, guns are a good defensive tool, but the statement had nothing to do with what Ninja was saying; It had nothing to do with the fact that the first recourse of a sane person is not violence.

[Universal Mind]

So this is the argument that somehow justifies assassination and mindless murder? :roll:

You pulled that one right out of the ole anal canal. :?

I think that is what dreary was trying to point out. Ninja was saying it is only the hillbillies who will use guns to impose their will upon the world, while the "progressive" people will use words and pleas to intelligence and integrity of other individuals.

Dreery said "nutjobs are dangerous," Ninja said "agreed, only backwards people result to violence to get their point across," then UM said "we need guns to defend ourselves."

Which is fine, guns are a good defensive tool, but the statement had nothing to do with what Ninja was saying; It had nothing to do with the fact that the first recourse of a sane person is not violence.

He said that most progressives see guns and violence as "way beneath them". He made no self-defense exception. He also used the word "hillbillies" and even brough up protection to make a crack about how they are only protecting themselves from progress. So I mentioned a scenario that shows the silliness of that outlook.

[ray]

alright the world is supposedly going to end in 2012 right?well the antichrist is supposed to rise from a political background and in the beginning be all for peace and crap like that right?and everyone will think he is all great and love him. he will supposedly make a seven year peace agreement but three and a half years in he will break it and start the end of the world.(i know i shortened the story shut up) what is three and a half years from now? 2012! conclusion: barack hussein obama is the antichrist.hence unfortunately he will not be assassinated,however if he isn't i give him a month.

[Sandform]

alright the world is supposedly going to end in 2012 right?well the antichrist is supposed to rise from a political background and in the beginning be all for peace and crap like that right?and everyone will think he is all great and love him. he will supposedly make a seven year peace agreement but three and a half years in he will break it and start the end of the world.(i know i shortened the story shut up) what is three and a half years from now? 2012! conclusion: barack hussein obama is the antichrist.hence unfortunately he will not be assassinated,however if he isn't i give him a month.

But you are mixing mythologies.

2012 was not a christian claim.

Actually were supposed to end not to long after Jesus showed up...we should have been dead about 1800 years ago.

[ray]

i know this, i was just fantasizing obama's demise and it was part of a daydream i had while watching a documentary on the antichrist, jeez way to be overcritical. lol

[The Prodigy]

Obama wont be assassinated because he supports the agenda and is a puppet to wall street. Assassinations are usually carried out by groups and agencies connected to our own government and the world banking cartels. JFK anyone?