The universe is contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello

[A Roxxor]

This is my theory.

What do you guys think?

[ClouD]

Who bought the Jello?

[A Roxxor]

Well that's what worries me. Something might buy the jello and eat it! Then the universe will go away. I do not want this.

Tips to help this?

[Omnis Dei]

Maybe if we contact and elephant and inform him there's a society inside the jello, he can protect us.

[Xaqaria]

but why does it matter if something eats the jello? Won't then the universe just be a bubble inside something else?

[ClouD]

but why does it matter if something eats the jello? Won't then the universe just be a bubble inside something else?

It's the principle that counts!

[Kushna Mufeed]

You people are missing the important thing here.

What flavor is the jello?

[ClouD]

If it's Raspberry hail the boy, but if it's Lemon...

There shall be holy war.

[Xaqaria]

I'm sure it would be a flavor beyond the capability of the human sense of taste to comprehend.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Get your Divinity Flavored Jello! On sale NOW!

[CoLd BlooDed]

All I can imagine is an infinite loop of universes in Jellos.

[kichu]

This all sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

[Man of Steel]

I've been outside our World, into the Jello. It is a dark and tasty place. The Jello is not one flavor that we all know, but like unto a Divine Combination of all Jello flavors Past and Present. It was a long and arduous Journey through to the surface of the Jello, but it was worth it to see the Sights outside the Bowl.

There are such Creatures as you could never imagine, Out There. I would attempt to describe their features and appearance, but I fear my words cannot do their visages justice. The Light is a whole new Color, as well. A Color beyond description, beyond Vision. You sense the Color more than see it. And the Sounds! Oh, the Sounds! Such a cacophony, yet so pleasing to the ears. A veritable Plethora of resonant and excruciatingly wonderful Sounds abound in that Great Place beyond the Bowl.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Ah, rejoice for thy Holy Bowl and everything that lieth beyond the Bowl!

[Eel]

What if we get digested though? Then we disolve in acids. But then the followinguniversehas the same occurence, and that keeps happening forever.

[no-Name]

Get your Divinity Flavored Jello! On sale NOW!

Sig'd, btw.

[Kushna Mufeed]

Fuck. I'm going to hell.

I was really hoping to go to the Holy Super Market instead.

[poog]

lolzurtron!

I had a theory like this.

Our universe, the whole universe, is a tiny tiny tiny tiny miniscule speck on the end of a hot dog. And there is some giant person starting to eat from the other end, getting closer and closer to us. Once she gets to us and eats us, that's it, no more universe.

But you see, it will seem to take billions and quadrillions of years for us, because she is so huge and moves much slower than us little tiny humans.

I like your idea as well.

[petersonad]

The universe is not contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello because there's no such thing as a universe contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello. To say such a thing would be entierly corny and I had to just laugh becuase I'm crying of laughter on the inside for you to not gay up and say that to a real person becuase a real person might slap the life out of you for saying something so corny.

[slayer]

The universe is not contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello because there's no such thing as a universe contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello. To say such a thing would be entierly corny and I had to just laugh becuase I'm crying of laughter on the inside for you to not gay up and say that to a real person becuase a real person might slap the life out of you for saying something so corny.

This guys a non-believer!

GET HIM!

[guitarboy]

What is the consistency of the jello? This may solve world hunger, too.

[Amethyst Star]

The universe is not contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello because there's no such thing as a universe contained entirely inside of an air bubble in a bowl of jello. To say such a thing would be entierly corny and I had to just laugh becuase I'm crying of laughter on the inside for you to not gay up and say that to a real person becuase a real person might slap the life out of you for saying something so corny.
No, saying it's an air bubble in pudding would get the life slapped out of you. Jello actually makes perfect sense. You can shake it and jiggle it and the broccoli never moves!

Some actually fell from the sky once and I tasted it. That particular part tasted like Justice... and it was sweet.

[Shift]

I once made a bowl of jello and there was an air bubble within the jello.

Egads!

[Sandform]

Wait, are we the air in the bubble or a universe in the bubble? Are we at least tasty?

[Fableflame]

No, Sandform...
We...
Are putrid.

[theSheep]

What is the consistency of the jello? This may solve world hunger, too.

The problem would be the cost of transportation though. With that kind of money we could probably solve world hunger using simpler means, like harvesting rice on the moon, and shooting them to Africa via spacepods.

But I wouldn't worry about that whole "the universe is going to be digested". Remember: you can't digest air, otherwise we could survive off just air? Think about it :)

[Fableflame]

It's not the air that they are digesting...
its US

[Eel]

But think of it this way, theacids would never get to use, if this is an air buble, t would stay a bubble and the worst that would happen is that the atoms get compaacted enough to kill us, because of the octillions of pounds of fat lady acids comingdown on us. If the buble were to pop we would travel up via another bubble.

[guitarboy]

I read an article by Sal Fore, and he said that there is a places in the jello somewhere way up high where it is 5 times less consistent;it may collapse and destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!

[Amethyst Star]

Destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!

Tangelo?

[Fableflame]

I read an article by Sal Fore, and he said that there is a places in the jello somewhere way up high where it is 5 times less consistent;it may collapse and destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all! destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!destroy us all!

Tangelo?

XD

[Eel]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MaQhvZbB-8

btw, how do you embed something?

[ray]

i hope we are lime or apricot flavored jello.

i also hope they don't melts teh jello and drinks it cuz thats what my dad does. O.o

[theSheep]

It's not the air that they are digesting...
its US

But we're in an air bubble

[Licity]

I have an idea! Lets get to the side of the bubble and start eating the Jello! Then we can make our universe BIGGER!

[Eel]

How do we get there?

[Dizko]

Bicycle of course!

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/funny_bike.jpg

[slash112]

well seeing as the universe outside earth is a vacuum, then it is impossible to be an air bubble, as it would have to be filled with air.

[theSheep]

well seeing as the universe outside earth is a vacuum, then it is impossible to be an air bubble, as it would have to be filled with air.

We ARE the atoms of an air molecule. remember that matter is mostly empty space. The sun is the nucleus and we are the electrons...

Have you ever noticed that the earth has a negative charge?

[ray]

lol thats so strange :shock:

i still hope no one melts the jello