Liquid honey is pointless. [Archive] - Dreamviews lucid dreaming forums

Serkat

01-18-2009, 01:34 PM

So in good faith I recently bought a glass of honey, assuming it was what it said on the fucking box, HONEY, but it turned out to be a liquid fucking mess that flows all over the fucking place whenever I try to put it on a piece of bread or just ANYWHERE. It's useless, why would anyone sell such a pointless product? What, were they debating new food ideas when one guy said "Let's sell honey, except extremely liquid so that it becomes a tedious and tiresome procedure to consume, let alone clean up afterwards" and they all congratulated him on what a genius he is? What, are you kidding me? I might as well just drink it from a glass. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

DuB

01-18-2009, 01:37 PM

I've actually been looking for honey like that to use in marinades. :takethatfoo:

kichu

01-18-2009, 01:38 PM

Good for tea?

Kushna Mufeed

01-18-2009, 01:39 PM

Most of the honey I find IS liquid. I imagine it's easier to put in teas.

Edit: Darn you, kichu! Reading my mind!

Abra

01-18-2009, 01:43 PM

Who are you?

Kushna Mufeed

01-18-2009, 01:44 PM

Me? The name is right there...

kichu

01-18-2009, 01:44 PM

Most of the honey I find IS liquid. I imagine it's easier to put in teas.

Edit: Darn you, kichu! Reading my mind!

I wonder if we can derail this thread of serkats as well?

Yeah, who are you talking about Abra?

Bonsay

01-18-2009, 01:47 PM

Strange. I've only ever seen this so called liquid honey.

Kushna Mufeed

01-18-2009, 01:49 PM

Must...resist...temptation...

Liquid honey! It's great! It gets everywhere! It sticks to the counters and makes everything else stick to the counters!

It's a fucking mess in a jar!

Why the fuck would you want solid honey? That shit is hard and a bitch to work with. I know. Liquid honey tends to solidify over time.

Speaking of bee feces: have you ever tried Royal Jelly?

Oneironaut

01-18-2009, 01:51 PM

...I've actually never had a problem with liquid honey being a mess. It's always done exactly what I want it to do.

...except for when used for foreplay. It's pretty sticky and cumbersome, in that respect. :thumbdown:

(The human body's never tasted so good, though. Haha)

Serkat

01-18-2009, 01:54 PM

Quite obviously your guys' breads don't have holes in them. WELL MINE DOES.

kichu

01-18-2009, 01:57 PM

Honey on bread? Really? Like, do you add anything else?

Why don't you have NUTELLA and bread instead!! YUM. And much cleaner.

O - thanks for giving me something to visualize the next time I romance myself. :D

Kushna Mufeed

01-18-2009, 01:58 PM

Obviously we don't put liquid honey on our bread.

Serkat

01-18-2009, 02:15 PM

Well obviously I'm German and putting honey on bread is standard procedure for breakfast and any other meal involving bread. Being on bread is pretty much the honey's purpose. Except maybe the body-to-body honey massage that some places offer. I could imagine liquid honey actually being useful in that particular situation. But other than that - bread is where it's at. Woohh, I'm a rap star.

Carôusoul

01-18-2009, 05:01 PM

...I've actually never had a problem with liquid honey being a mess. It's always done exactly what I want it to do.

...except for when used for foreplay. It's pretty sticky and cumbersome, in that respect. :thumbdown:

(The human body's never tasted so good, though. Haha)

I noticed you often view online users.

I do also, thats how I know this.

Hurm.

kichu

01-18-2009, 05:03 PM

I noticed you often view online users.

I do also, thats how I know this.

Hurm.

What do you mean? Like he views their profiles or where they've been posting?

Carôusoul

01-18-2009, 05:03 PM

Currently active users list.

Oneironaut

01-18-2009, 05:06 PM

I noticed you often view online users.

I do also, thats how I know this.

Hurm.

Yup. I'm always viewing "Who's Online." A main reason, though, is that the list's periodic refreshing keeps me from auto-logging out when I go afk. So anytime I'm not at my keyboard, and I don't want to log out of DV, I put it on the "Who's Online" page.

But that's not to say that I don't like checking out who's viewing what when. :)

kichu

01-18-2009, 05:07 PM

I didnt even realize you could do that. Cool. I'm totally gonna stalk people now. More than I already do. This will make it easier.

Oneironaut

01-18-2009, 05:10 PM

I didnt even realize you could do that. Cool. I'm totally gonna stalk people now. More than I already do. This will make it easier.

Lol. Way to go, Omi. You've created a monster. :chuckle:

Carôusoul

01-18-2009, 05:11 PM

Yup. I'm always viewing "Who's Online." A main reason, though, is that the list's periodic refreshing keeps me from auto-logging out when I go afk. So anytime I'm not at my keyboard, and I don't want to log out of DV, I put it on the "Who's Online" page.

But that's not to say that I don't like checking out who's viewing what when. :)

Its weird. I always find myself viewing you viewing whos online viewing me viewing you viewing time paradox.

Oh god.

kichu

01-18-2009, 05:14 PM

Its weird. I always find myself viewing you viewing whos online viewing me viewing you viewing time paradox.

Oh god.

My brain just exploded. :shock:

Oneironaut

01-18-2009, 05:14 PM

Its weird. I always find myself viewing you viewing whos online viewing me viewing you viewing time paradox.

Oh god.

I lol'd pretty good at that one. Rofl.

A Roxxor

01-18-2009, 05:14 PM

So in good faith I recently bought a glass of honey, assuming it was what it said on the fucking box, HONEY, but it turned out to be a liquid fucking mess that flows all over the fucking place whenever I try to put it on a piece of bread or just ANYWHERE. It's useless, why would anyone sell such a pointless product? What, were they debating new food ideas when one guy said "Let's sell honey, except extremely liquid so that it becomes a tedious and tiresome procedure to consume, let alone clean up afterwards" and they all congratulated him on what a genius he is? What, are you kidding me? I might as well just drink it from a glass. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

That's because it isn't real honey. Real honey isn't from concentrate and doesn't flow fast at... all.

Learn to shop.

Serkat

01-18-2009, 05:26 PM

That's because it isn't real honey. Real honey isn't from concentrate and doesn't flow fast at... all.

Learn to shop.Oh we have a bee expert. How's it going

A Roxxor

01-18-2009, 07:06 PM

Oh we have a bee expert. How's it going

It's winter. My bees aren't doing much. :/

guitarboy

01-18-2009, 08:21 PM

Honey, in hard form, is not really the easiest thing to manipulate. Genuine honey that flows very slowly- mocking me as I wait for the frozen waterfall to melt and move, slowly dripping in an underserved sense of confidence, finally hitting the spoon- then I put it in my mouth and get on with my life.

Grod

01-18-2009, 09:59 PM

Yup. I'm always viewing "Who's Online." A main reason, though, is that the list's periodic refreshing keeps me from auto-logging out when I go afk. So anytime I'm not at my keyboard, and I don't want to log out of DV, I put it on the "Who's Online" page.

But that's not to say that I don't like checking out who's viewing what when. :)
Haha. Or, check the 'keep me logged in' box? Just saying. :P

guerilla

01-18-2009, 10:12 PM

To solve liquid honey problems: Refridgerate or leave in the freezer for a few minutes, that will solidify it a bit.

Bearsy

01-18-2009, 10:31 PM

I've had this problem before...
there are two kinds of liquid honey(afaik)

One is very liquidy, almost like thin maple syrup and the other is thicker, like molasses.

Specialis Sapientia

01-18-2009, 11:02 PM

The brownish liquid honey tastes much better IMO

I found a picture, here

http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/honey.jpg

Oneironaut

01-19-2009, 07:01 AM

Haha. Or, check the 'keep me logged in' box? Just saying. :P

...wait..wut??

Where tha hell is that?? :wtf2:

Xox

01-19-2009, 08:46 AM

...wait..wut??

Where tha hell is that?? :wtf2:

You know, "remember me."

Oneironaut

01-19-2009, 08:51 AM

You know, "remember me."

Doesn't "remember me" just remember your password so you don't have to put it in when you log in? I thought it still logged you out, though. Hmm.

Bearsy

01-19-2009, 08:58 AM

Edit: Xox got it.

Yeah, "remember me" keeps you logged in until you clear cookies or manually log yourself out.

Oneironaut

01-19-2009, 09:13 AM

Oh, ok. Cool. :)

ThreeLetterSyndrom

01-19-2009, 09:34 AM

I've that one on.

Solution for all your honey troubles. Don't buy liquid honey, buy a microwave. Put the real honey in the microwave for about 20 seconds. If it's too liquid, just wait for a bit.
Do stuff like this until desireable fluidity is reached.

Serkat

01-19-2009, 09:43 AM

Oh, ok. Cool. :)
So you're telling us you've typed your username and password every time you've visited the forum in the past 4 years?

Grod

01-19-2009, 11:37 AM

So you're telling us you've typed your username and password every time you've visited the forum in the past 4 years?
Yup. I'm always viewing "Who's Online." A main reason, though, is that the list's periodic refreshing keeps me from auto-logging out when I go afk. So anytime I'm not at my keyboard, and I don't want to log out of DV, I put it on the "Who's Online" page.

.

Serkat

01-19-2009, 11:42 AM

Yeah, I just can't believe it.

It's like

http://carlnet.no-ip.org/jaw-drop-similie.gif

AirRick101

01-19-2009, 02:13 PM

I've never seen honey in any form other than liquid....at least when I buy it.

Oneironaut

01-19-2009, 02:54 PM

So you're telling us you've typed your username and password every time you've visited the forum in the past 4 years?

Yup. Heh.

But I type REALLY fast, so it's like second nature. Doesn't bother me at all. :)

It's only when it logs me out every 10 minutes that it gets a bit tedious.