Dear Mr/Mrs DV user,

[arby]

I have taken the 10 seconds it took you to open this thread and I am holding them hostage. I will, however, give them back for a suitable ransom.

So what'll it be? Give me what I want, or those seconds are lost FOREVER.

[guitarboy]

I'll give you ten million monopoly dollars

[Bearsy]

Meh, keep em... I wasn't using them anyway.

In fact you can have the 15 seconds I took to type out this response as well.

[slayer]

I'll just take your 10 seconds that you took from me by making you read my post and replying to it.

Clever huh?

[mysterious dreamer]

You'll loose a lot more than 10 seconds reading through all the replies. Kinda backfired, huh?

[drmrgrl]

ahaha..
have em.
the less time in the school day the faster i can go home!

[arby]

You'll loose a lot more than 10 seconds reading through all the replies. Kinda backfired, huh?
Muahahaha,

But now that you have read through to this far as well, I have stolen EVEN MORE time. I'm holding that hostage for an EVEN BIGGER ransom.

[WakataDreamer]

Damn time-gods. That sort of thing can just ruin your day.

[guitarboy]

Time is an idea, you cannot take an idea.

[Admiral41]

I will give you... OXYGEN!

[guitarboy]

There is not enough carbon dioxide in your oxygen. every plant in the world dies. Then the oceans began to become heavily polluteded. Over many years, they become to poluted to supply clean oxygen. Then, slowly, we use up all the oxygen in the world. What the fuck, you just destroyed the human race.

[Techno]

I don't need the ten seconds back. The question is, how will YOU spend them?

[Bearsy]

Having sex proably, that's all the time he needs.

[Techno]

You know, that was exactly what I expected. Damn you DV, damn you.