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ClouD
03-18-2009, 06:36 PM
She lay there masturbating my penis with her vagina and I
knew something was wrong.
no-Name
03-18-2009, 06:38 PM
first

does she have aids
this is important, and you have to know
ClouD
03-18-2009, 06:40 PM
I disagree, that's not what it means :?
go away
no-Name
03-18-2009, 06:40 PM
I disagree, that's not what it means :?
go away

Just trying to help ;_________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________________________;
ClouD
03-18-2009, 06:45 PM
why are you calling me a rofl ):
no-Name
03-18-2009, 06:50 PM
I think it might mean you like boys, ClouD
In a gay way
I'm saying you might be gay.
Black_Eagle
03-18-2009, 06:51 PM
As you stood over your mothers warm, inviting body stroking your harbl, did it occur to you that perhaps you are afraid to speak your mind in a public place when in a large group of people?
Shift
03-18-2009, 06:59 PM
I disagree. I think this is your subconscious's way of telling you that as a child, you were afraid of swingsets and icecream cones. Freud would agree with me. Obviously.

You need to work through your repressed emotions if you ever want to end up having sex with her instead of just masturbating.
ClouD
03-18-2009, 07:00 PM
How do I tell my mum I'm gay???
Black_Eagle
03-18-2009, 07:01 PM
How do I tell my mum I'm gay???

Don't stand over her when you masturbate.
shroom
03-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Wtf?
no-Name
03-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Wtf?

Don't post if you don't have anything constructive to say. :?
ClouD
03-18-2009, 09:31 PM
/dream interpretation
Mes Tarrant
03-18-2009, 09:37 PM
I am sorry but HOW is this appropriate. :? This is a ridiculous post, ClouD, and if you weren't a mod yourself I'd be reporting it.
ClouD
03-18-2009, 09:39 PM
I try to give myself an infraction.

Cannot.
AmazeO XD
03-19-2009, 12:43 AM
Haha, I do find it humoursly ironic that a moderator makes a spam post that implies incest with his own mother.

Oh god, I love you Cloud.
Kiza
03-19-2009, 04:41 AM
cloud you have experience please tell me how i insest my mum
Carôusoul
03-19-2009, 08:22 AM
She lay there masturbating my penis with her vagina and I
knew something was wrong.

you are the worst mod.
Black_Eagle
03-19-2009, 08:34 AM
you are the worst mod.

More like best mod that ever existed.
ClouD
03-19-2009, 08:35 AM
Mixed feelings of acceptance and take-a-joke-world, stuff like that.

Does me being a mod have anything to do with anything guys?
I mean like, if you'd prefer I not be mod then I'll leave it to the others.

Maybe too much to drink, maybe mod has turned me into an all encompassing people un-pleaser. To tip toe the unspoken rules just to make up for it in some impersonal acceptance non-campaign that is to the glorification of cloud. Friendly fun.

The meaning of life satiated to drone with purpose. Smiley cloud.

More caffeinated beverage.

I'll be fair, I do try. Sorry.

I smoke a fat cigar. Such is life, such is hilarity, such is fun, such is DV.

I like this place. Professionalism :).
Might post a picture of me soon wearing a tie.

I love you guys, I love DV mostly. I enjoy being a staff member, I like this place to be friendly but also fun. Apologies if I've overstepped the line. Everyone draws it differently.
ClouD
03-19-2009, 08:38 AM
Oh and the thread is partially an extended inside joke and partially a way to lulz for a dying chatroom.

The poetry of great prose linked below.

http://www.ilovelanguages.com/tyler/poetry/32.html
Shift
03-19-2009, 08:41 AM
I think they read 'your' attitude in Kiza's story and took it too seriously :tongue:
Black_Eagle
03-19-2009, 08:51 AM
ClouD, you're a terrible moderator. Absolutely terrible making an inside joke. You know inside jokes are rude and leave people out! How could you do this?

Why ClouD? WHYYYY?
ClouD
03-19-2009, 09:20 AM
Wwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Black_Eagle
03-19-2009, 09:25 AM
http://th01.deviantart.com/fs30/300W/f/2008/146/8/2/Beelzebub_goes_WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY_by_Blanke.jpg
ClouD
03-19-2009, 09:28 AM
I wish I could draw that good!
Black_Eagle
03-19-2009, 09:29 AM
Me too!
Emi Chan
03-19-2009, 09:39 AM
cloud you have experience please tell me how i insest my mum

It's with a C dear. Incest
Xox
03-19-2009, 02:23 PM
you are the worst mod.
hhaa ha haa
More like best mod that ever existed.
:]



me lovey cloud like eeeeee (http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/sl/05/06/chocolate-pie-sl-1069630-l.jpg)

:banana:
HyperNova
03-19-2009, 02:27 PM
I came.
AmazeO XD
03-19-2009, 02:59 PM
Rets Go!
Kiza
03-19-2009, 11:27 PM
It's with a C dear. Incest

I know what I meant, woman.
Carôusoul
03-20-2009, 05:13 PM
Mixed feelings of acceptance and take-a-joke-world, stuff like that.

Does me being a mod have anything to do with anything guys?
I mean like, if you'd prefer I not be mod then I'll leave it to the others.

Maybe too much to drink, maybe mod has turned me into an all encompassing people un-pleaser. To tip toe the unspoken rules just to make up for it in some impersonal acceptance non-campaign that is to the glorification of cloud. Friendly fun.

The meaning of life satiated to drone with purpose. Smiley cloud.

More caffeinated beverage.

I'll be fair, I do try. Sorry.

I smoke a fat cigar. Such is life, such is hilarity, such is fun, such is DV.

I like this place. Professionalism :).
Might post a picture of me soon wearing a tie.

I love you guys, I love DV mostly. I enjoy being a staff member, I like this place to be friendly but also fun. Apologies if I've overstepped the line. Everyone draws it differently.

sad
ClouD
03-20-2009, 07:52 PM
sad

You've become this annoying little shit!

Go splash some paint on something.
Carôusoul
03-22-2009, 06:42 AM
You've become this annoying little shit!

Go splash some paint on something.

cloudwalker
Abra
03-22-2009, 06:52 AM
"Can't we all just get along?"
Goldney
03-22-2009, 07:19 AM
you are the worst mod.

Hm.
Kromoh
03-22-2009, 08:50 AM
ClouD... I think this may have to do with an evil spirit taking over your mind. Have you found Jesus Christ? I suggest you accept Him soon, or your soul might be lost for eternity.
Carôusoul
03-24-2009, 09:26 AM
"Can't we all just get along?"

Ut sementem feceris ita metes.
Man of Steel
03-25-2009, 02:48 PM
Personally, I think this should have been better explained to begin with, or left in chat.



Seriously, what the hell is this place coming to? I leave this place for two weeks, and it just goes to shit. Not necessarily directed at you, ClouD.
RooJ
03-25-2009, 03:12 PM
Could someone move this to the help section please
GestaltAlteration
03-25-2009, 03:20 PM
Personally, I think this should have been better explained to begin with, or left in chat.



Seriously, what the hell is this place coming to? I leave this place for two weeks, and it just goes to shit. Not necessarily directed at you, ClouD.

My thoughts exactly.
Techno
03-25-2009, 03:35 PM
I mum can masturbate penis better than your mum.
Kromoh
03-25-2009, 06:25 PM
I mum can masturbate penis better than your mum.

LIE!
Techno
03-25-2009, 06:40 PM
EDIT EDIT OH GOD PLEASE EDIT.

Yes. iMum stands by those statements made by third parties.
ClouD
03-26-2009, 12:57 AM
Will not make threads like this in the future. The end.