The Butterfly Effect

[Desert Claw]

I am bored. how about we try play a game? It's called:

The Butterfly Effect

Basically, the first post is, "A butterfly Flaps its wings" and the next post is a chain reaction to the one before. for example

Post 1
I kick a soccer ball
Post 2
Hits a light post
Post 3
Bird on post flies away

Lets see what happens? okay... I guess I'll start.

A butterfly flaps it's wings.

[O'nus]

A butterfly flaps it's wings.

Making a flower shift a little.

~

[no-Name]

Making a flower shift a little.

~

Sending a petal falling to the ground.

[O'nus]

Sending a petal falling to the ground.

Where a squirrel picks it up.

~

[no-Name]

Where a squirrel picks it up.

~

And eats, sending it through his digestive system.

[ClouD]

The squirrel gets sick.

[Bearsy]

And dies

[ray]

a crow then finds the dead squirrel.

[O'nus]

a crow then finds the dead squirrel.

And caws loudly

~

[Bearsy]

And dies of a broken heart

[Merlock]

And dies of a broken heart

A group of nearby PETA activists are so taken aback, they all also fall over and die all of a sudden.

[WakataDreamer]

Who are then resurrected to fight once more after seeing this. (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/43462/9fb16ab3/us_soldaat_gooit_puppy.html)

(lol)

[suttsman]

The soldier in the crappy video kills the Peta agents when they try to fight him. (since all peta people are veg-head wimps :P)

[WakataDreamer]

The puppy then reanimates as a zombie (puppy) and runs off to infect humanity.

[Odd_Nonposter]

A person notices the puppy and shoots it in the skull, since its slow gait effectively rendered it a stationary target.

[Bearsy]

Then that person dies

[Invader]

That person has a wife and five kids who learn of his decease a day later.

[suttsman]

One of the kids jumps off of a building out of depression.

[slayer]

Someone sees the kid who jumps off the building which lands right next to him causing them to go insane and be put in a mental facility.

[Bearsy]

And he dies

[suttsman]

by running into a train. The train is pushed off the rails somehow by running over the insane man and cannot stop.

[Apopholis]

The blood makes the train slip off the tracks

[Timothy Paradox]

An evil man who will later become the next Adolf Hitler, and tried to commit suicide by laying on the tracks waiting for the train to kill him; survives because of the crash. Oops.

[Abra]

He survives, and goes to a coffee shop, ordering a mochaccino. Door slams on a young boy on his way in.

[Invader]

The young boy, now in his delusional state, later succeeds at becoming a moderator for dreamviews.

[no-Name]

Screams "PENIS" in every post, and trolls the forum to the ground. He is never banned because he is, of course, a moderator.

[WakataDreamer]

But one day the Hivemind of asher takes notice of his trolling, and proceeds to...

[Bearsy]

die

[Specialis Sapientia]

And then a moderator comes by and closes this thread.

End of story :banana:

[no-Name]

Ten years later, in a post-Utopian future, an admin of the internet unlocks this thread, sending out a shockwave of similar threads to other forums.

[NostalgicHoney]

A suicidal Russian scientist stumbles upon the thread and instead of leaving a regular comment, writes his death note.

[Bearsy]

And kills himself

[NostalgicHoney]

The building he was in is condemned and his body is left to rot. A rat chews on his ankle and ends up catching a disease.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOqkIRRlkc Sort of like a butterfly effect, too? :D

[WakataDreamer]

It turns out that right before right before killing himself, he had hidden a strange occult text, with a weather-beaten, jet black cover and eerie glowing green lettering, that had come into his possession, in an obvious position under his mattress.

EDIT: Damn, NostalgicHoney cut me off so I had to edit my post and change the tense of everything and stuff. :P

Btw that video made me lol :laughhard:

[Bearsy]

This is butterfly effect, not tell a story... wakata's post doesn't work... it's got to go off of the rat getting a disease.


So... "A rat chews on his ankle and ends up catching a disease."

And the rat dies

[NostalgicHoney]

Where then another rat eat it's face and runs out of the building where it gets trapped in a mouse trap and bites the kid that tries to save it.
My bad Wakata ^^

[Desert Claw]

turns out the kid was an animal lover, but not anymore. later that day he sees a cat, and scares it.

oh yeah, the cat dies.

[WakataDreamer]

But not really.

[Bearsy]

Then it actually does die.




I love how every one of my posts kills the current main character. It's never gonna stop.

[WakataDreamer]

The cat was Tom, and Jerry sheds an unexpected tear.

[torin_93]

Jerry digs a hole...

[WakataDreamer]

...and discovers a buried metal box containing Speedy Gonzalez...

http://ms.media1.converdge.com/uploads/3bf4c08cc7021bdb39734349761c0440@t13.jpg

...in a cryogenic chamber. He starts to thaw upon exposure to the sun.

[Techno]

Jerry waits for the rat to thaw completely, but he becomes bored.

[Timothy Paradox]

...and dies.
Speedy notices that many thousands of years have passed and that he is the only living being on earth. He dies of loneliness.

The end.

[Techno]

The mole people plan their escape from under the earth's surface. With weary hands, covered in blood, sweat, tears, and semen, a lone mole man plants a mole-people flag in the dirt.

[Apopholis]

And gets wiped out by an Antimatter bomb, which tears a hole in the Time-Space continuum.

[Shift]

Doc Brown runs by yelling, "Great SCOTT!"
http://www.9green.us/doc_brown-full.jpg/doc_brown-full-full;init:.jpg

[suttsman]

A man named Scott runs up and says "What?" Scott is unaware of the...

[Apopholis]

Big dinosaur behind him, which had been torn out of it's home-time!

[CRAZY BONE]

Then Earth explodes and Scott and the dinosaur and everyone else in the world is killed by the blast-- Except for Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Raiden, Thor, Goku, Captain Falcon, and Bob Saget.

[NostalgicHoney]

Who are saved by an alien ship's beam up.

[suttsman]

They decide to go back in time to stop the butterfly from ever flapping its wings and stop the chaos and Elis D killing everything in sight.

[WakataDreamer]

But before they can, Elis kills them. :P

[Bearsy]

Then he dies... oh fuck.

[WakataDreamer]

And then God cast Satan Elis down, and sealed him into the Earth, to spend the rest of Eternity there. And a new Earth was born, and with it, a new age of peace and happiness.

[O'nus]

And then God cast Satan Elis down, and sealed him into the Earth, to spend the rest of Eternity there. And a new Earth was born, and with it, a new age of peace and happiness.

And then naked people ran around aimlessly.

~

[suttsman]

In the new Earth, a butterfly flapped its wings.

[torin_93]

The butterfly was eaten my an invincable frog who then...

[Bearsy]

died.

[NostalgicHoney]

invincable, Elis!

and proceeded to burst into flames, setting a woods on fire.

[Techno]

The woods die.

[NostalgicHoney]

And a little 4-leaf-clover sprouts up

[CRAZY BONE]

Then Goku and Thor have a child named "Thoku" who becomes the most powerful being in the universe. He is invincible and immortal, and he destroys the Earth again.

[Shift]

You guys make this thread so lame :( It has so much potential for awesome.

[CRAZY BONE]

Alright, NEW STORY!!! No more mindless killing or any of that crap. Let's do this right.

A poor African man finds a bag full of blood diamonds on the side of the road...

[Techno]

A rich American man trades a bag of beef jerky with the poor African man for said blood diamonds.

[CRAZY BONE]

The African man, named Solomon, takes the beef jerky home to feed his family...

[torin_93]

at that very moment aliens land...

[CRAZY BONE]

Then the aliens leave and never come back. Solomon is approached by a white mercenary name Danny Archer who offers Solomon protection from the rebels in return for a few blood diamonds...

[torin_93]

The blood diamonds VANISH...WAR BREAKS OUT then........the plague also breaks out!

[O'nus]

At the same time, somewhere, a meaningful butterfly effect thread was taking place where people actually integrated there comments into their own and didn't randomly just insert shit. And it was good.

~

[torin_93]

the butterfly got eaten by an invincable frog...

[Bearsy]

And EVERYONE dies!!!!!!!!

[torin_93]

Elis D. stops posting in this thread....

[CRAZY BONE]

Oh my God...

[torin_93]

ur god creates another earth with a pretty butterfly!

[no-Name]

With a penis

[torin_93]

GAY!

no-names penis shrinks to the size of a penny!

[CRAZY BONE]

this is getting really stupid.

[Shift]

Someone needs to move it from SB if there's any hope of it being cool.

[Bearsy]

I would like to see this actually work out. That would be pretty cool, but I just don't see it happening here unfortunately.

If it was in The Lounge that would be better.

[Kiza]

And then everyone in this thread died because they were choking on too many penises.

I fixed the thread, guys. No need to thank me.

[no-Name]

And then everyone in this thread died because they were choking on too many penises.

I fixed the thread, guys. No need to thank me.

god this thread sucks.

Everyone in this thread eventually suffocates from the too many penises, causing many rats to come and feast on our semen filled bodies.

[Vanota]

...whoa. Way to ruin a perfectly good game, people.

[Desert Claw]

the laugh of irony from desert claw explodes through his house as he sees the people who died of suffocation while he was gone.

((well I saw this coming... some people cant help themselves))

[Timothy Paradox]

The laugh of irony explosion causes this thread to be locked. Amen.

[WakataDreamer]

I would like to see this actually work out. That would be pretty cool, but I just don't see it happening here unfortunately.

If it was in The Lounge that would be better.

Me too.

I propose that the OP recreates this in a different subforum (perhaps, as Elis suggested, The Lounge) where it will not get raped by penis mentionings and AIDS.

[Desert Claw]

yeah, lock it.. The OP will make a new one in the lounge!

...in a minute...

[Kiza]

This has been commandeered by me.

This thread is now about penises, and why nearly every single person in this hellish forum wants one inside them.

[Timothy Paradox]

You're disgusting. Please die. Slowly.

[Kiza]

Thanks, Tim!

[Idolfan]

A butterfly flaps its wings.

[Apopholis]

A flower waves in the breeze.

[RedfishBluefish]

A peasant dies of a heart attack as a result of seeing an inanimate flower wave at him...

[love2dream]

Pollen spreads the nation

[marlie]

Theres an epidemic of hayfever

[[SomeGuy]]

Where it gets stabbed repeatedly forever by 60 erect penises bound together by rope.

[Timothy Paradox]

Earth comes to an end, and this childish thread with it.

[[SomeGuy]]

We all rejoice in happiness. In before Loch Ness.