Make a ridiculous claim [Archive] - Dreamviews lucid dreaming forums

A.J.

06-17-2009, 09:26 PM

Make some outlandish(false) claim about yourself. try to outdo the person above you.

i live on the dark side of the moon and visit earth frequently.

Bearsy

06-17-2009, 09:41 PM

I AM GOD AND NOTHING IS MORE OUTLANDISH THAN MYSELF!

I win

A.J.

06-17-2009, 09:43 PM

I AM GOD AND NOTHING IS MORE OUTLANDISH THAN MYSELF!

I win

:bowdown:

tkdyo

06-17-2009, 09:53 PM

Im the only one that knows god is below super god, because IM SUPER GOD

Positive Mental Octopus

06-17-2009, 09:53 PM

I am an oldfag, Paperdoll.

IM IN UR DREEM VUUZ 4UM...
JACKIN' UR THREADZ!
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/thedesignstudent/animated/holycrapahh.gif

Tyler

06-17-2009, 10:48 PM

Paperdoll

there's that name again.

Man of Steel

06-17-2009, 11:05 PM

I am Doomsday, Destroyer of Earth.

Bearsy

06-17-2009, 11:14 PM

Me Bizarro Doomsday! Me love Superman! Me protect Superman!

Man of Steel

06-17-2009, 11:16 PM

The Earth is flat.

Also, PMO is not Paperdoll.

The Invisible Man

06-17-2009, 11:31 PM

I won The Game!

Universal Mind

06-17-2009, 11:32 PM

I am Man of Steel's father. My name is Marlon Brando.

Man of Steel

06-17-2009, 11:47 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Bearsy

06-18-2009, 12:00 AM

Anybody want a peanut?

yellowlight

06-18-2009, 03:44 AM

I am the Sun and without me you'll all die BWAHAHAHA.

Anybody want a peanut?

I'm afraid I do not have the ability to answer that question.

grasshoppa

06-18-2009, 06:36 AM

my MILKSHAKE brings all the boys to tha yard

yellowlight

06-18-2009, 07:15 AM

my MILKSHAKE brings all the boys to tha yard

http://lightprincess.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/milkshake2.jpg

Bearsy

06-18-2009, 08:11 AM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a336/jauggernaut989/5be2fbd7.png

yellowlight

06-18-2009, 08:22 AM

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/21/idrinkyour128481088362500000.jpg http://www.benhamin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/image7.jpg

Man of Shred

06-18-2009, 08:57 AM

I am what willis was talkin about!

Black_Eagle

06-18-2009, 10:03 AM

I am everything everyone else says, before and after this post, combined times one-hundred.

yellowlight

06-18-2009, 10:06 AM

I am Black Eagle times infinity.

Odd_Nonposter

06-18-2009, 10:09 AM

I am yellowlight times ten to the infinite power

yellowlight

06-18-2009, 10:15 AM

I am yellowlight times ten to the infinite power

So, let me get this straight.

Odd_Nonposter = yellowlight * 10^infinity
yellowlight = Black Eagle * infinity
Black Eagle = (a+b+c+....+n) * 100

That means that Odd_Nonposter=yellowlight=infinity

I'm bored

tnemrot

06-20-2009, 05:53 PM

I am the best B+IC in my state.

Black_Eagle

06-20-2009, 08:44 PM

I am yellowlight times ten to the infinite power

Times one-hundred and you've got me.

Universal Mind

06-20-2009, 09:50 PM

I am what willis was talkin about!

For now, the person Willis really was talking about and I are going to pretend we didn't hear that.

http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg

Michael

06-20-2009, 11:50 PM

For now, the person Willis really was talking about and I are going to pretend we didn't hear that.

http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg

Who said willis was talking about a person?

The Invisible Man

06-20-2009, 11:53 PM

I can beat the <expletives deleted> out of Chuck Norris.

Michael

06-20-2009, 11:56 PM

I perform autofellatio 4 times daily.

Licity

06-21-2009, 12:54 AM

I taught you how.

Techno

06-21-2009, 01:52 AM

I invented masturbation, as well as guns.

Kiza

06-21-2009, 02:23 AM

I'm really fond of this thread.

Techno

06-21-2009, 02:42 AM

That's ridiculous, this thread sucks so bad it puts a black hole to shame...as well as your mother.

Kiza

06-21-2009, 02:48 AM

And there is certainly not much more shame that can be put to my mother.

Abra

06-21-2009, 10:31 AM

I invented masturbation, as well as guns.
I invented gun masturbation. But that didn't work out too well.

guitarboy

06-21-2009, 01:26 PM

Kiza didn't shoot the sheriff

derb

06-21-2009, 05:32 PM

i'm coming straight outta compton.

Demon Parasite

06-21-2009, 07:02 PM

Christianity is a good religion. Try and beat that one.

guitarboy

06-21-2009, 07:09 PM

That wasn't harsh.

Black_Eagle

06-21-2009, 07:14 PM

guitarboy is cool.

guitarboy

06-21-2009, 08:12 PM

I'm not sad.

grasshoppa

06-21-2009, 08:19 PM

I wish my dick wasn't so big.

Universal Mind

06-21-2009, 09:47 PM

I am tired of screwing Britney Spears all day every day, but not tired as I am of having threesome sex with Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra.

Exhalent

06-24-2009, 11:44 PM

Obama is an excellent president and an excellent person that believes in capitalism at its finest.

Demon Parasite

06-25-2009, 06:13 PM

I dreamt of consensual sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation, and this is normal.

grasshoppa

06-25-2009, 07:03 PM

I am the leader of the Illuminati!

Taosaur

06-25-2009, 08:14 PM

I am nucular.

Universal Mind

06-25-2009, 08:15 PM

I am going to hook up with Farrah Fawcett this weekend.

yellowlight

06-25-2009, 09:57 PM

I bought myself a new wristwatch ONLY for reality checking.

anUNFAITHFULLangel

06-25-2009, 10:09 PM

I am going to hook up with Farrah Fawcett this weekend.
:bravo:

WAIT! Isn't she kinda um... dead?
:shock:

Universal Mind

06-25-2009, 10:12 PM

:bravo:

WAIT! Isn't she kinda um... dead?
:shock:

This isn't the "Make a realistic claim" thread. :bigteeth:

NeedsMoreWolf

06-25-2009, 10:45 PM

the old photo of "the face on mars" is actually genuine.

It is my face.....

NeedsMoreWolf

06-25-2009, 10:48 PM

I am going to hook up with Farrah Fawcett this weekend.

too soon

grasshoppa

06-25-2009, 11:07 PM

I kissed a girl...And I liked it.

this.

Liz

06-29-2009, 07:41 PM

grasshoppa

06-29-2009, 07:42 PM

grasshoppa, Universal Mind and Cold BlooDed are dishonorably discharged snipers from my Navy Seal Special Forces Unit . They failed at the assignment to kill off Jeff Goldbum, Cousin Oliver, and Bill Nye yesterday.

I am apart of the grand conspiracy concerning the Illuminati and their pawns -- the freemasons.

Hollings

06-29-2009, 08:17 PM

Im Brian and so is my wife...

DarkLucideity

06-29-2009, 08:18 PM

I am apart of the grand conspiracy concerning the Illuminati and their pawns -- the freemasons.

I pwn the Illuminati and the freemasons.

Abra

06-29-2009, 08:29 PM

too soon
My thoughts exactly.

He needs to wait at least until the flesh starts sagging off.

nerve

06-30-2009, 02:27 PM

I kissed a girl...And I liked it.
this.

HAHAHA what the fuck

(btw who was PMO?)

PhilosopherStoned

06-30-2009, 04:18 PM

I'm going to tap every legal woman on DV

Catbus

06-30-2009, 04:38 PM

I'm going to tap PhilosopherStoned on the shoulder to alert him of oncoming danger.

Taosaur

06-30-2009, 05:43 PM

I'm going to tap a cask of Foret saison ale from Belgium...

PhilosopherStoned

06-30-2009, 06:11 PM

and than I'm going to use said cask to complete my previously stated mission. Damn I love a fine belgian ale. Delirium Nocturnum is one of my favorites. Over priced though.....

Abra

06-30-2009, 06:32 PM

I'm going to tap this maple tree, and extract delicious syrup.

ReachingForTheDream

07-01-2009, 08:29 AM

I have a sugar bush.

Jeff777

07-01-2009, 09:26 AM

My phallus sparkles in the sun.

Universal Mind

07-01-2009, 02:00 PM

I'm going to tap every legal woman on DV

I already have.

DarkLucideity

07-01-2009, 02:05 PM

I don't understand what tapping is, and why people want to do it.

PhilosopherStoned

07-01-2009, 02:36 PM

I already have.

I like sloppy seconds.....