Ask Oddy Anything

[Odd_Nonposter]

Provided that it's not anything serious that should belong in the Help! forum.

Seriously, ask me anything. It can be about me, my life, my opinion on anything, advice, something sarcastic, what I think of DV members.... et cetera, et cetera.

I'm not the type to do this, but I'm severely bored and DV is suffering a summer brain drain right now.

And please, bold your questions. It makes it easier on my eyes.

[Demon Parasite]

Why are you so odd?

[Odd_Nonposter]

Why are you so odd?

I was born that way.

Actually, I may have a very subtle case of Asperger's Syndrome. People who know me get used to my quirks.

[DuB]

Who do you think you are?

What gives you the right?

[Odd_Nonposter]

Who do you think you are?

Jesus

What gives you the right?

Because I said so. Also, the First amendment.

[slayer]

Are you into catgirls?

[guitarboy]

Why do our questions have to be in bold?
It feels like the confession thread.

[Man of Steel]

What is the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[Odd_Nonposter]

Are you into catgirls?

No.

Why do our questions have to be in bold?


So that I can filter through questions faster if there's extra bullshit in the post.

What is the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

I know not the question, but the answer is most definitely 42.

(On a serious note, it could be "how and why is everything here?")

[Licity]

What flavor of ice cream is your favorite?

[[SomeGuy]]

Do you want me?
































































to ask a question? (Of course!!!)

[Hollings]

What is your oddish's moveset and nature?

[no-Name]

What is your oddish's moveset and nature?
I think that's the first thing Hollings has said that genuinely made me laugh.

If you could meet any DV member in person, who would it be?

[Odd_Nonposter]

What flavor of ice cream is your favorite?

Vanilla with almond. Only way to get it is homemade. And yes, I'm boring. I know.

;1130553']Do you want me?
.....

to ask a question? (Of course!!!)

I wouldn't have created this thread otherwise. :P

What is your oddish's moveset and nature?

I have not played a Pokemon game in forever, and even then, it was generation 2



If you could meet any DV member in person, who would it be?

That's a difficult one. I actually think that I wouldn't want to meet anybody from the internet, period. I tend to like Universal Mind's sarcasm, however.

[Man of Steel]

UM, sarcastic? Pshaw! :chuckle:

Say I wanted to start a fire in the woods, in a small clearing. All I have, for the purpose of this hypothetical scenario, is a pair of glasses and a three-day-old newspaper I brought along to read. What are the steps I should take to get a fire started and keep it going through the cold, cold night?

For the sake of simplicity, forget about the Rule of Threes.

[guitarboy]

Gather tinder, hold the glasses near it, use the Sun(if it's out) to focus a small beam or dot and hold it still. Breath on it gently until the fire starts, slowly add more dry things(preferably wood and leaves) to make it larger. Put stones around the perimeter and try to set sticks up around it to prevent wind.

[Man of Steel]

Not half bad for a city boy, but let's let Oddy answer...

[Nicky the nodreamer]

is it true youve fapped ever since you were 3?

[Odd_Nonposter]

UM, sarcastic? Pshaw! :chuckle:

Say I wanted to start a fire in the woods, in a small clearing. All I have, for the purpose of this hypothetical scenario, is a pair of glasses and a three-day-old newspaper I brought along to read. What are the steps I should take to get a fire started and keep it going through the cold, cold night?

For the sake of simplicity, forget about the Rule of Threes.

Gather tinder, hold the glasses near it, use the Sun(if it's out) to focus a small beam or dot and hold it still. Breath on it gently until the fire starts, slowly add more dry things(preferably wood and leaves) to make it larger. Put stones around the perimeter and try to set sticks up around it to prevent wind.

Not half bad for a city boy, but let's let Oddy answer...

Basically what he said, however, if there are any paperbark birch trees around, shred the bark up really fine and add it when you have a small smoldering pile. That stuff has a bunch of volatile chemicals in it, and will burn off of a spark even when wet. (Although its kind of rare if you're not in an area with sandy ground.) Also, the stones aren't that necessary. Just scrape any flammable material about 2 feet away from the fire. Sometimes (although not in my neck of the woods) searching for suitable rocks can take longer than getting the damn fire started.

And, glasses don't work too well if they're for nearsighted people. They spread light instead of focus it.

is it true youve fapped ever since you were 3?

Now, I don't remember clear back until I was three. However, I can say with certainty that I was fapping by 11.

[Ramos]

If you were on a high jacked plane with suicidal terrorists and there was one parachute and you had it, would you use it to escape to freedome or would you give it to a pregnant woman on board the plane?

[Odd_Nonposter]

If you were on a high jacked plane with suicidal terrorists and there was one parachute and you had it, would you use it to escape to freedome or would you give it to a pregnant woman on board the plane?

Depends on how cynical I feel at the time. I'd probably give it away. I'd much rather ask the terrorists a hypothetical question within this hypothetical universe and make their heads asplode, then take control and land the plane after hypothetically getting my pilot's license.

[Dizko]

Where do babies come from?

[Odd_Nonposter]

Where do babies come from?

They are a byproduct of unregulated matter-antimatter reactions which occur following orgasm.

[no-Name]

They are a byproduct of unregulated matter-antimatter reactions which occur following orgasm.

When a man loves a woman~

Why am I so sore?

[Tyler]

I just accidentally my whole harddrive.

What do I do??

[Odd_Nonposter]

Why am I so sore?

It's because you've been fapping all night.

I just accidentally my whole harddrive.

What do I do??

Cry. (Actually, IIRC, there's a place that rescues hard drives. But yeah, there's nothing you can do if it's been reformatted, to my knowledge.)

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