View Full Version : I Should Have Kissed Her!
blackjack
07-18-2009, 05:32 AM
Alright, no this is not me bawing about a girl that I wanted to kiss blah blah blah. I wanna see the best story and you being at your most oblivious and stupidest. Tell me bout any time where you were with someone that you were into, but decided to not to kiss them because you were too stupid or oblivious to give it a go.
Ill go first. There was this chick, we were watching harry potter with some friends and she was leaning on me, wrapping my arm around her, and putting her legs up on me and getting me to rub her legs. So Dumbledore says "Be brave harry" then she turns to me and says "Be brave" with a smile on her face. I didn't get it so I said something and we started play fighting and our faces got really close because we had our tongues sticking out, well needless to say, I dropped the ball. :P
(or you can tell a story where you got cockblocked or you cockblocked yourself)
wasup
07-18-2009, 10:41 AM
well we were at a party and a bunch of us also started to watch a scary movie. she was holding my hand and I was all like "holler!" she slipped her hand into my boxers and started jacking me off. I wasn't sure if she wanted to be kissed though!!11!
Jeff777
07-18-2009, 12:09 PM
-Is getting nostalgic- >_<
Man of Shred
07-18-2009, 12:28 PM
When i was 15... Some hot girl invited me over to babysit with her. (I was a virgin and oblivious to the sexual drives of female teens). So we stayed up till three. When i went to sleep on the couch she joined me. We cuddled. I guess she expected me to kiss her... but i was too frigid and didn't know what to do. After five minutes of cuddling she said "You're weird". and then she slept on the floor...
I look back now and say "DAMN!!!! i coulda had some good times with her."
Oneironaut
07-18-2009, 04:43 PM
Oh, man...
There was this chick I used to work with...amazing. Perfect body, cute face, bright blue/green eyes and short blonde hair. She was an aspiring artist and a video game freak, just like me. We would chill during our lunch break at work and just ride around and smoke together.
Well, one night, I needed some bud, and she said she could get me some. She ended up driving all the way out to my house, which was like 50 miles away, and brought me a bag. We sat around and smoked for a little while, and she asked me what kind of games I had. We ended up playing DBZ Budokai against each other for a while. By the time we were playing, she was sitting on my bed, and I was sitting in the computer chair across from her.
Now, don't get me wrong, I wasn't completely oblivious. Every time I looked over at her, I wanted to kiss her...but I was aware that she had a *boyfriend* (meaning someone she was technically with, but wasn't really all too crazy about). I was racking my brain as to whether or not to make a move on her. If nothing else, I didn't want to offend her and risk jeopardizing our friendship. So...I did nothing. Even when I was walking her to the door, I wanted to kiss her (and, in retrospect, I believe she wanted me to)...but I didn't. I basically pussed out, because I wasn't sure of the signals she was giving, and I didn't want to be wrong.
Well, after that, I didn't talk to her very much. She pretty much cut me off. We talked every now and then, but that's about it. We were never as close, again, as we were. I think it's because she really wanted me to make a move on her, and I didn't.
ninja9578
07-18-2009, 05:38 PM
I was talking to this girl at a party and she was telling me how she liked to watch porn and was visiting from Penn State and didn't know where she would sleep that night... I suggested to her a hotel at the edge of town *facepalm* I didn't realize what she had been trying to tell me until I sobered up the next morning. :doh:
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