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Oneironaut
10-17-2009, 01:36 AM
List (or 'picture', whichever works for you. :chuckle:) (http://www.interbent.com/images/bizarre-online-search-suggestions.png)

I think my favorite one is "Do Homeless People Get Knock Knock Jokes?" LMFAO.

Post your own!
Noogah
10-17-2009, 02:08 AM
...why is the list a picture?
Kexo
10-17-2009, 02:14 AM
it's picture-list :D
Oneironaut
10-17-2009, 02:18 AM
...why is the list a picture?

Because I StumbledUpon it, and that's how it came up. :P
Invader
10-17-2009, 02:27 AM
"Do men have periods?"

Oh dear...
slash112
10-17-2009, 04:34 AM
Well, the one that says "do germans play call of duty" isnt all that stupid.

I was thinking of the very same question the other day.

Cause it is illegal in germany to have anything to do with the Swastika etc.
And the game Call of Duty World at War is full of swastikas and nazis. And I am sure at one point you could hear someone shouting "HAIL HITLER".

It must be illegal. I swear to god, I would google that same question if I could be bothered.


But I loved "Do retards go to hell", probably my fave one.
hellohihello
10-17-2009, 08:44 AM
"Do men have periods?"

Oh dear...

My time is next week.. when is yours?





I like the do midgets have night vision.
Bizarre Jester
10-17-2009, 10:20 AM
yes this is bizarre, and I like it. Lol google search engine.
khh
10-17-2009, 10:23 AM
yes this is bizarre, and I like it. Lol google search engine.
Did you know that one of the most common google search words are "google"?
Bizarre Jester
10-17-2009, 10:31 AM
ok here are some searches. It would take too long to write all of them down so I'll just put the funny ones

do children ( go to hell) (Go to heaven) (have rights)

do horses (ear meat) (sleep) (sweat) (cry) (sit)
do communists (believe in god)

does sarah palin (have a tattoo) (Believe in dinosaurs) (kill wolves) (have herpes)

Does pubic hair (turn grey) (fall out) (serve a purpose) (match head hair)

do your breasts (shrink when you lose weight) (get bigger before your
period) (hang low) (itch when you're pregnant)

do you know how to (touch a girl) (catch wild pigs) (pick up the pieces and go home)

do feces (smell) (weigh) (float) (taste like)
The Cusp
10-17-2009, 10:39 AM
Well now it's got me wondering. Do insects fart?

Apparently they do. Eating leaves all day produces methane.
Muggler
10-17-2009, 02:38 PM
Do prostitutes enjoy their work?
wasup
10-17-2009, 04:56 PM
Can anyone tell me why these searches come up like this? I highly doubt those are actually the main searches for many of them. I know it's funny and all so that would be a reason, but it doesn't seem like the type of thing google would do just for laughs and keep it there forever. I don't really understand it...
Mzzkc
10-17-2009, 05:20 PM
"do we eat spiders in our sleep"

"angry women eating bon bons"
The Invisible Man
10-18-2009, 01:09 AM
I looked up the 'Germans playing Call of Duty' bit. Apparently, they do, but the swastikas are censored.
hellohihello
10-18-2009, 10:12 AM
"how many testicles does hitler have?"


I just put "how many testicles" and that's what came up.
Mario92
10-18-2009, 11:16 AM
Play the google game! See if you can get only 1 search result!

r156 r162 r167 lebak bulus Daun Hijau Rongrien Khaw Tow r163
grasshoppa
10-18-2009, 11:25 AM
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/245/lolff.jpg
Supernova
10-18-2009, 11:29 AM
"do retards have super strength?" was one of the best.

Thanks O. You have made my day :P
kingofclutch
10-18-2009, 01:34 PM
How do you get a picture of the search?
Mario92
10-18-2009, 01:58 PM
Print screen, perhaps?
khh
10-18-2009, 03:05 PM
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/2295/hasr.png
(There's even a website dedicated to giving you the answer (http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/))
Muggler
10-18-2009, 07:44 PM
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/2295/hasr.png
(There's even a website dedicated to giving you the answer (http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/))

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

I dont get it.
kingofclutch
10-18-2009, 10:24 PM
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk136/clutchlegend/google.jpg
Man of Steel
10-18-2009, 10:44 PM
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

I dont get it.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_ even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like%3F

Anyway, I quite like:

http://lunar-light.org/manofsteel/titti.jpg

'Well, Google didn't cop any flack. Because, well, it's Google. And I hear the food there is pretty good anyway. But have you ever noticed how things are a little more boring these days? A little more tame? That's fucking Google. You know Google Suggest? Try and look up “titti”, see what it suggests. The first one's “tittilating”. Don't try and tell me they didn't censor that shit. Everyone on the Internet is looking for titties.
Muggler
10-19-2009, 03:49 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Has_anyone_really_been_far_even_as_decided_to_use_ even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like%3F

Anyway, I quite like:

http://lunar-light.org/manofsteel/titti.jpg



titti-fiestas