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Oneironaut
10-21-2009, 08:39 PM
Well, now you can, with P-Mate!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1557/pmate.jpg

P-Mate is the innovational new tool that allows you to pee....wait for it....standing up!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1557/pmate.jpg

Never again will you have to wander way the fuck out to the middle of the woods to find a secluded enough place to relieve yourself!

Never again will you have to be told to "pop a squat" anywhere!

Never again will you have to bitch and moan about your man being an "inconsiderate prick" and not putting the toilet seat down (even though you're a grown woman with a, very capable, set of arms)!

But don't take my word for it. See it for yourself! If you thought that man's ability to piss standing up was just another way of evolution giving the middle finger to the 'fairer sex', then ur-ine for a treat! Your prayers have been answered!

http://www.pmateusa.com/home.html

(Seriously...not to say that it's a bad idea at all, but the comedic value to this whole concept is just limitless. Lol. I thought it was a joke, when I StumbledUpon it. :chuckle:)
Invader
10-21-2009, 08:43 PM
How did you StumbleUpon this?

The invention is so revolutionary that it may CHANGE THE WORLD!
Oneironaut
10-21-2009, 08:46 PM
How did you StumbleUpon this?


I find much comfort in the fact that I have absolutely no idea. Rofl.
Loaf
10-21-2009, 08:48 PM
Old news, is it not?
Oneironaut
10-21-2009, 08:52 PM
Old news, is it not?

...I don't know...is it?
Loaf
10-21-2009, 09:05 PM
There aren't any urinals in womens bathrooms anyway, I imagine.
Black_Eagle
10-21-2009, 09:10 PM
Blast, this was one of the chief advantages males had over females. Now what are we going to do?!
DeeryTheDeer
10-21-2009, 09:10 PM
Hmm... perhaps there wouldn't be such a ridiculously long line in front of the women's bathroom just to fucking relieve myself if those bathrooms actually had urinals and those "P-Mate" things.
Oneironaut
10-21-2009, 09:11 PM
There aren't any urinals in womens bathrooms anyway, I imagine.

The whole idea is about being able to piss when you're not in a bathroom...
Taosaur
10-21-2009, 09:11 PM
Enough kegels can get you there without the apparatus.
ExoByte
10-21-2009, 09:16 PM
There aren't any urinals in womens bathrooms anyway, I imagine.

You must be fun at parties.
Taosaur
10-21-2009, 09:40 PM
hehe, 4 posts from 12:10 to 12:11. O, you should go into marketing.
Loaf
10-21-2009, 10:15 PM
hehe, 4 posts from 12:10 to 12:11. O, you should go into marketing.

Meh, I wouldn't quit your day job.
Siиdяed
10-21-2009, 10:16 PM
I am a guy and I wish I could be treated like "Just One of the Guys?!".
Taosaur
10-22-2009, 04:43 AM
I am a guy and I wish I could be treated like "Just One of the Guys?!".

Shy bladder? You need C-mate, the go anywhere catheter.
Clairity
10-22-2009, 08:48 AM
Shy bladder? You need C-mate, the go anywhere catheter.

LOL.. good one! :D

(Seriously...not to say that it's a bad idea at all, but the comedic value to this whole concept is just limitless. Lol. I thought it was a joke, when I StumbledUpon it. :chuckle:)

Ok.. once I got pass the initial "ick" factor.. I could see using these in an emergency or in a "nasty" gas station scenario.

I did get a kick out of the website tho and had to chuckle when it stated that they'd make great "stocking stuffers"! (Merry Christmas Mom!)

What kinda made me go "ewwww" was this question:

Is there a P-Mate™ available which is re-usable?

At this time there is not a reusable P-Mate™ available. We have found that the demand for this is very low, and that most women would consider it to be unhygienic.

No.. really.. ya think?! :P

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panta-rei
10-22-2009, 12:43 PM
Old news, is it not?

...I don't know...is it?

I think I've actually heard about this before... But, I can not be certain.

Blast, this was one of the chief advantages males had over females. Now what are we going to do?!

Don't worry, we're still stronger and better at math. For now.
Ethereal
10-22-2009, 04:36 PM
Hehe, there's topics like this all over the web. Hilarious.
Rozzy
10-23-2009, 06:49 PM
Hmm.. Lol i'd want one... maybe..wait, but Nevermind.. i'd want to wipe.. yeah.. TMI I know.. I'll stop now.. lol
kingofclutch
10-23-2009, 11:00 PM
P-Mate: For when you want to make everyone else near you think you are a tranny.:D
Daria
10-27-2009, 05:03 AM
WTF!

heh..he...he :S
Oneironaut
10-27-2009, 05:08 AM
P-Mate: For when you want to make everyone else near you think you are a tranny.:D

ROFL! Hilarious. :chuckle:
ClouD
10-27-2009, 06:10 AM
:lol:
dajo
10-27-2009, 10:25 AM
I was at a Festival once and they handed one out to every person going in.

Needless to say, it was a success. Even though it would have been better in
plastic to avoid all the littering, imo. But there really is nothing like walking
around a corner approaching one of these "pissing chutes" with 10 girls
standing in front of it.