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Idolfan
10-30-2009, 12:50 PM
I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing.

And yes, I know it was my prostate. I did it exactly where the diagram said I should.

Is there something wrong with me?
slayer
10-30-2009, 12:53 PM
I didn't even know guys were supposed to have a g-spot...
Idolfan
10-30-2009, 12:53 PM
I didn't even know guys were supposed to have a g-spot...

Don't get your hopes up.
Specialis Sapientia
10-30-2009, 01:04 PM
I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing.

And yes, I know it was my prostate. I did it exactly where the diagram said I should.

Is there something wrong with me?

:shock:

...

:wtf2:
Idolfan
10-30-2009, 01:28 PM
Perhaps if I get high and then do it... would that help?
DeeryTheDeer
10-30-2009, 01:43 PM
Even the existence of the female G-spot has been hotly debated... I tried as well and got nothing.
grasshoppa
10-30-2009, 01:59 PM
Use something bigger...lol
CoLd BlooDed
10-30-2009, 09:36 PM
Does chuffing bear mean what the fuck I think it means?
Michael
10-30-2009, 09:41 PM
Eww... Now you got stinky finger.
Invader
10-30-2009, 09:46 PM
In before ninja.
guitarboy
10-30-2009, 10:21 PM
Use banana.
ClouD
10-30-2009, 11:15 PM
thicker, bigger.
Rozzy
10-31-2009, 01:13 AM
try this next time.. while masturbating, grab the base of your penis with one hand and the top part with the other it slightly covering the head. then push down gently(don't hurt yourself...lol) , like you're just pushing it towards your coccyx. That might help... it should... maybe .. :P let me know!!!
it does exist though.. :D FYI A-spot
CarmineEternity
10-31-2009, 01:51 AM
Rofl, is this for real?

','

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Adam
10-31-2009, 04:19 AM
Comedy gold! Thanks, I needed this today!
ninja9578
10-31-2009, 07:44 AM
I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing.

And yes, I know it was my prostate. I did it exactly where the diagram said I should.

Is there something wrong with me?
Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it.

Even the existence of the female G-spot has been hotly debated... I tried as well and got nothing.
Then you're doing it wrong. I haven't found a girl that didn't have one. Most girls complain that it makes them feel like they have to pee for a minute or two, then they get hit with sexual pleasure.

:P
Idolfan
10-31-2009, 12:33 PM
Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it.

I have massaged exactly where it should be, and felt a kind of bulge, but it was not that hard. I pushed it as hard as I could and tried both gentle and vigorous techniques, but still nothing. It's as if it doesn't have any nerve endings.

I felt something a little further in... but that was obviously my bladder cause I got a urine feeling.
Idolfan
10-31-2009, 12:36 PM
Ps. to everyone, size doesn't help, because I can recreate it just by pushing down on the thing.

And just to leek in a but of unnecessary information... yes I have stuck a rather large and thick object up there before.

The only thing that is remotely pleasant about my cave is the opening. Everything else is simply devoid of stimulation... including pain funnily enough.
C-Fonz
10-31-2009, 12:49 PM
They sell things that hit it just right every time, just get one of those. I would suggest taking your time too, whats the rush.
Unelias
10-31-2009, 01:24 PM
The male G spot is a hoax

Is not.


There was once this very beautiful and talented 28-year old woman, who clearly showed me evidence that pointed otherwise.

Oh the days..
grasshoppa
10-31-2009, 01:29 PM
Has farting ever been the same since?
Unelias
10-31-2009, 01:34 PM
Yep, the same as always. Satisfaction from oral sex hasn't though since she was just too good.
Rozzy
10-31-2009, 02:43 PM
Rofl, is this for real?

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LMAO! yep. try it... lol


Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it.


Then you're doing it wrong. I haven't found a girl that didn't have one. Most girls complain that it makes them feel like they have to pee for a minute or two, then they get hit with sexual pleasure.

:P

exactly. I found mine a whiule ago, and at first it does feel like you have to pee, but after you get over that.. let's just say it's awesome... lol Just get to know your body better. I know mines to a T. that is why I know when there is something wrong. The advantages of knowing your entire body range from health benefits, to sex benefits.

Is not.


There was once this very beautiful and talented 28-year old woman, who clearly showed me evidence that pointed otherwise.

Oh the days..

0.0 Lol That is awesome.
Man of Shred
10-31-2009, 04:58 PM
FYI A-spot

Is that the female spot deep in the vagina? A few years ago i was fingering my gf at the time. I felt this slightly ribbed region. I did a come hither motion on that spot. She suddenly started flopping all over the bed like a fish out of water, I could barely keep up with her.:banana:
Mario92
10-31-2009, 05:07 PM
o.O
O.o
O.O
o.o

Wow...

:isgold:

Okay, both the G-spot and A-spot are real. Use wikipedia. Also, there are dozens of forums that discuss just this. Google is your friend...
grasshoppa
10-31-2009, 06:28 PM
Illuminating: http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html