Pants

[A Lost Soul]

While hyped up on caffeine one night, my friends and I discovered how much more amusing movies are when you take lines and replace key words with "pants". For instance, take the Star Wars movies (you know, the good ones...):

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
"These aren't the pants you're looking for."
"There is no try, there is only pants."

And so on...
Discuss.

[ShadowNightWing]

Bawhahahahaha!!! thats hilarious Lost Soul.

I got one famous line this is funny.


AL Pacino Scar Face---- Say Hello To My Little Pants!!

[A Lost Soul]

:rolllaugh:
That's the spirit!

I didn't even have to alter this one:
From Kentucky Fried Movie: "I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven."

Edit: Another one from the same movie (thought not pants-related): "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."

[A Lost Soul]

One more and then it's someone else's turn:

From The Matrix: "Unfortunately no one can be told what the pants is, you have to see it for yourself."

[jacobo]

my friends and i have a similar thing... sort of. we watch a debate with the sound off... we'll either say what we think they're debating or we'll turn on some music. you'd be surprised how many times the lyrics coincide with their mouths.... its funny as all hell. it helps if you're intoxicated on something. http://www.myopinion.it/images/smilies/cannabis.gif

[jacobo]

the godfather: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept these pants as a gift on my daughter's wedding day

[A Lost Soul]

Beautiful! :D

Fight Club: "I am Jack's raging pants."

[Lowercase Society]

haha, pants, how bored are you guys...i bet i could get even more bored...


I know I must sound opinionated, maybe biased and quite possible jades. But sooner than later they’ll be throwing quarters to you on stage.[/b]

[nightowl]

Im just going to do titles :D

Lord of the Rings: Return of the Pants!

Star Wars:Attack of the Pants!

The League of Extraodinary Pants

Bad Pants

The Last Pants
:tongue:

[A Lost Soul]

Originally posted by nightowl
The League of Extraordinary Pants
Wow. Not sure why, but that particular one made me laugh so hard that now my tummy hurts. :laughtillhurts:

And yes, I was extremely bored. That's when I usually start feeling attacks of randomocity. :D

[Lowercase Society]

Dont worry, i could tell. VERY easily


Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]

[A Lost Soul]

The Isle of Doctor Pants

:D My little sister is reading the book. The original, that is, not the pants version.

[redneck]

Here are some pants movies:
Star Trek II The Wrath of Pants
Cheech and Chong's Up In Pants
Monty Python and the Holy Pants (hey I have some of those)
Star Trek III The Search for Pants
Blazzin' Pants
Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Pants

Famous Movie Lines:
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a pants.
But Miss Scarlet, I don't know nuttin 'bout birthin' no pants
Well ya nearly parted muh pants with that one pilgrim, har har har
Go ahead, make my pants
That uppity n@gg#r done hit me in the pants with a shovel. I wish you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his pants until he was dead.
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pair of pants.
Spock, how can you be deaf with pants like that?
Warp pants, Mr. Scott
Who's that there? Must be a king. Why? He hasn't got pants all over him.
Its pants, Jim, but not as we know it.
Beam us pants, Scotty
Relax Taggart, its just a man and his pants being hung.
Pants on you, I'm workin' fer Mel Brooks.
We are the knights who saaayyyy.....PANTS
You must cut down the mightiest pants in the forest with...(scary music)..a herring.

[hysteria]

XD!!! Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail!

[jacobo]

we are no longer the knights who say "neep." we are now the knights who say "icki icki icki icki patan gaip boing."

[hysteria]

it's NI, not neep.

[jacobo]

ohhh sorry queen of the python. i don't have the super-delux, special edition, double disk dvd with subtitles. :D

[redneck]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
XD!!! Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail!
Its one of my all time favorites. In college we would put the movie in and act out the scenes in someone's living room. This being done after a six pack or three.

[hysteria]

I do. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cool.gif

[ShadowNightWing]

Got another for ya,


A Few Good Men (Jack Nickelson) "You want the Pants! You can't handle the Pants!"



A Lost Soul Your New Avatar is Great! I like that one alot

[A Lost Soul]

Thanks! Great pants so far, guys. :D

[Serinanth]

we could call it shiney-pants USA
hahahaaha

NARF.

[docKnubis]

now is this a good sensless topic?

"one pants to rule them all"

[nightowl]

wow this brings me back :tongue:

[sephiroth clock]

No luke I am your pants!

[Zaphod]

Heheh... this reminds me of something I saw from bash.org (http://bash.org/):
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word \"wand\" with \"wang\" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> \"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?\" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> \"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> \"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.\" It wasn't a question. \"You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.\"
<JonJonB> \"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. \"

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> \"Oh, move over,\" Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!\"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> \"Yes,\" Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.[/b]

[docKnubis]

ha ha ha h ah a :shock: :D

[Finde]

Monty Python and the holy grail is the most amazingerising film in existence!!!

"Come back! I'll bite your pants off"

[dream-scape]

"Of all the pants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"I've seen pants you people wouldn't believe. Pants on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched pants glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like pants. Time to die."

"I love the smell of pants in the morning. It smells like victory."

"I'll make him pants he can't refuse."

[wasup]

Matrix: There are no pants

[Truthbearer]

"And my pants will be here when I'm gone" Seether

"I lean against the wind
pretend that I am pantless
and in this moment I am happy" Incubus

"No pants for you!!!" Soup Nazi

"They say that pants are only real as long as they last" Waking life

"I am so damn bored I feel like telling everyone to pants off" ME

[Finde]

The Matrix: You have alreaady made the pants, now you just need to understand why you made them...

[Andromeda]

Shakespeare: "juliet is the pants"
First man on moon: "this is one small pants for a man, but one giant pants for mankind"
Apollo13: "Houston, we have a pants"
Matrix: "i can only show you the pants, you have to walk through it"

ok i apologise if i repeated any of the previous ones..... :morecrying: i am really thick sometimes!!!!!

p.s. its hilarious if u play this game with the word 'egg'!!!!

[Geoppner]

I would first like to say that this is a great topic considering I substitute pants for curse words when I'm around my mom, lmao.
I prefer the name "Pantsmaster"

"This is Snake, Colonel can you pants me?"

"We're not tools of the pants or anything else... Pantsing was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always pantsed in what I believed in."


"....six pants, more than enough to kill anything that moves."


"You mean Metal Pants."
"You knew?? It's one of our most secret pants projects!
How did you know that?"
"We've had a couple of fittings in the past."


"Have you ever...pantsed someone?"
"What are you trying to say?"
"Do you think pants can bloom, even on the battlefield?"
"Yeah, I do. I think that anytime, any place, people can fit in pants with each other."

"Snake! Come, kneel down, and sacrifice yourself to this historic pair of pants! Consider it an honor, some pants from your brother. Now you shall bear witness to the demon pants that will drag the world into the 21st Century!"

[Aphius]

Ace Ventura:
Melissa: "You must really love pants".
Ace: "Only when it's really cold"

Aladdin:
Jafar: Pants were obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Genie: Three pants - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

Guard: He's got pants!
Razoul: You idiots -- we've ALL got pants!

Blade:
Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
Karen: Like what?
Blade: Like pants.

The Fifth Element:
DJ Ruby Rhod: WHat the hell are you screamin' for? Every thirty seconds there's pants or somethin'! I'm leavin! bzzzz!

Head Scientist: Pants denotes intelligence...

GhostBusters:
Ray: "Where do these pants go?"
Venkman: "They go up."

[Finde]

The Matrix: "We need pants, lots of pants!"

[Feyd_Shadowen]

Here is an oldie from The Breakfast Club:
"Next time I come in here I'm cracking pants!"

Another from Dune:
"He who controls the pants, controls the universe"

[Demerzel]

Zigs: All your pants are belong to us.

[Taosaur]

"The pants of two people in this world don't amount to a hill of beans."

[Demerzel]

Close your pants!

[docKnubis]

i had an idie from a different sensless post

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the PANTs.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the PANTs.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

P-A-N-Ts
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

P-A-N-Ts
It's fun to stay at the P-A-N-Ts
Young man, young man, are you listening to me
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be

P-A-N-Ts
you'll find it at the P-A-N-Ts
no man, young man, does it all by himself
young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf

P-A-N-Ts
then just go to the P-A-N-Ts
P-A-N-Ts
young man, young man, i was once in your shoes
P-A-N-Ts
young man, young man, what do you wanna do
P-A-N-Ts