a riddle

[justme]

i guess ill put this here dont know where else. ok image a duck in a bottle the bottles neck is 2 small to get the duck though there and the glass is unbreakable. how do u get the duck out? no u cant reach a knife in there cut the duck up into smaller pieces then pour him out. :shock: can any1 sovle this riddle?

[CT]

um. you put an egg in and wait till its born?

[bradybaker]

If the answer is something stupid like 'quack the bottle' i'll be pretty upset.

[sensi]

Fuck i don't know....the bottom of the bottle unscrews? There is no bottom to the bottle?

[voidofform]

hydrochloric acid

[sitboy]

you take him out of the other end.

[Hate]

You could drop insects to the bottle which would eat the whole duck. After that you get those insects out, and the duck is in their stomaches :roll:

[Kaniaz]

Only thing I can think of is indeed take him out the other end, if it's got no bottom (which could be the case as you didn't mention that).

[OpheliaBlue]

Melt the neck of the bottle with a blowtorch. Then stretch the opening so it's big enough to get the duck out.

[Soilent Green]

Originally posted by justme
how do u get the duck out?

tell all of his friends and family that he's gay. How else does one out a duck? :roll:

[Hate]

Originally posted by justme
image a duck in a bottle the bottles neck is 2 small to get the duck though there and the glass is unbreakable.
Now I know. You just break the bottle. The glass is unbreakable indeed, but it says nowhere that the bottle is made from glass :D

[jacobo]

will the duck be alive after being extracted from this super human bottle?

[sensi]

I like the way you think Hate in your second post.

Yeah dose the duck need to be alive? You could just wait for him/her to die let it decay, break down and shake its remains out. Could take a while tho......

I'm still thinking its all about the bottom/other end of the bottle.

Peace Sensi.

[Soilent Green]

http://www.fantastik.ca/images/fantastik_toilet_duck.gif

^^ Duck in a bottle. You just pull the cap, turn upside down, and squeeze.

[Lucius]

Imagine the duck is outside of the bottle, because you were only imagining it being in there in the first place :D

[sensi]

hahaha, yes the last two posts made me smile.

Lucius you have a great point. ;)

Peace sensi.

[nightowl]

yeah....the "let the duck rot" or "pulling it out the other end" sounds good :)

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Well, I can't think of anything that hasn't already been said -- so tell us the answer, justme! We're dying to know!

[OpheliaBlue]

I GOT IT!

The answer is: the same way you got it in!

[CT]

hahaha. for some reason i was under the impression this riddle was about getting the duck IN the bottle :shock:

i'm so stupid.

anyway um.

[Truthbearer]

fold him in half

[Oath]

i would also have to say fire. i think you can just melt off the top without hurting the duck. like use a laser so its instant and the bottle doesnt have a chance to heat up

[justme]

Originally posted by Lucius
Imagine the duck is outside of the bottle, because you were only imagining it being in there in the first place :D

yep thats the awnser

[docKnubis]

ok why the hell would you have a duck in a bottle in the first place

[sensi]

The duck was never in the bottle to begin with. The first line of the riddle said something like "imagine a duck in a bottle".......

Peace Sensi.

[docKnubis]

still why would you want a duck in a bottle it is point less to have a duck in a bottle

[sensi]

hahaha, yes in most cases it would be pointless to have a duck in a bottle but this was a riddle that needed the illusion of a duck being in the bottle.

Peace Sensi.

[docKnubis]

o so now its a fake imaginary duck in a bottle...why would you waste brain power to do that any form of duck in a bottle is point less

[CT]

I thought you were all about pointless things

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by justme+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(justme)</div><!--QuoteBegin-Lucius
Imagine the duck is outside of the bottle, because you were only imagining it being in there in the first place :D

yep thats the awnser[/b]

Wow...I feel stupid now...

[hysteria]

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

[Amethyst Star]

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

In the words of the Guinnes commercials: "Brilliant!"

[Truthbearer]

I still say folding it would work better... :?

[Super Duck]

sorry to bump this up but i have to say that i don't like this thread one bit.

[Keeper]

You go Ducky, you Necromancer you :P