DCs Say the Darndest Things - Page 62

Loaf · 10-24-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Well now what?

I was round the back of my school. I was nude and was trying to put my clothes on behind one of the rooms so I couldn't be seen. The my English teacher walks past and says something along the lines of: "Ah, getting dressed behind the building so no one can see you. Very cunning."
I later enter the school and there he is again. I pick up a copy of Lord of the Flies and he says: "Ah, Lord of the Flies. Very cunning."

Ha ha, thats quite funny!

Well now what? · 10-25-2009, 01:56 PM

I have returned with another experience. This is from about five or six years ago, and it's always stuck with me.

I was inside a mighty cathedral with many of my friends. We were all ghosts except for one, who climbed up to a balcony, and fell off, becoming a ghost. I then noticed an altar and made the following expression about it: "Look, an altar. Ancient Egyptian mummies put that there."
My friend replied: "No, it was created by monks."
Immediately after he said that, from somewhere deep inside the cathedral, I heard monks chanting: "Created by monks."
Then we all flew through the wall at high speed into the next room. Here there was an old guy in a chair, and he was looking at another of my friends who seemed very angry.
"Whoever left the door open upside-down is gonna get a thrashing!" he said. Sure enough, he was next to a door that had been left open and it was upside-down in the wall. The door bore a sign that I think read: "Sorry for locking you in here old man," but I'm not 100% sure about that.

This dream is an epic classic amongst me and my friends, and after all these years we still randomly say the "created by monks" bit to each other, and even to other people who we never told about it.

I will return with more quotes soon.

yuriythebest · 10-25-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Well now what?

"Created by monks."
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lol!! you should trademark it!

Well now what? · 10-29-2009, 10:28 AM

Ha, cheers for the great picture, Yuriythebest.

Anyway, another recent one I had recently. I don't think it's as impressive as the others I've mentioned, but here goes.

I was at home and had just become lucid. I entered my kitchen asnd say my mother and her mother. I asked them both: "Have you got anything interesting to tell me?"
My mother's mum replied: "My paw hurts," referencing to her hand.
My mother said: "Beware of collective organisations." (Whatever they may be.)

I'll browse through my dream journal to see if I can find any more interesting ones.

epicdreamer371 · 11-01-2009, 04:09 AM

i was at my grandmothers house and there was a doctor
me:" Theres something wrong with my vagina can you see what it is?"
Doc: "yeah sure just hold on "*walks out of the room... then comes back*
I lay down on the bed with only my robe on and nothing underneath i spread my legs open
My dad appears at the door
Dad: "SHE HAS HER F****** LEGS SPREAD OPEN FOR HIM!!!"
me: "GO AWAY!!!!"
he leaves
doc:* pulls out a orange stick thing and inserts it....*" Only a little further ... a little more... a little more...." *pulls it out"
me: " Whats wrong with it?"
Doc: "well i wont know for sure but you have the hornets".
me:"oh okays."
the scene changed and we were in the bathroom talking then we were in the room and he was sleeping and i was putting quilts and blankets on him and he kept tossing and turning and he woke up realized it was me and smiled.

..... now that was an odd dream....

* Diamond Eyes * · 11-03-2009, 12:35 PM

A couple nights ago, I was in a lucid dream and flew into someones apartment building through the window..There were like 5 Dc's there.. They were kinda confused as to how I got there. One of them said " maybe she came in through the fire escape?" then the other DC replied " We don't have a fire escape, we live on the 20th floor!" haha..thought that was kinda funny.

yuriythebest · 11-03-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by * Diamond Eyes *

A couple nights ago, I was in a lucid dream and flew into someones apartment building through the window..There were like 5 Dc's there.. They were kinda confused as to how I got there. One of them said " maybe she came in through the fire escape?" then the other DC replied " We don't have a fire escape, we live on the 20th floor!" haha..thought that was kinda funny.

Dream scientist · 11-03-2009, 09:45 PM

Tell it, sister.

Well now what? · 11-05-2009, 10:56 AM

I have another strange experience I uncovered in my dream journal.
First of all, understand that my old English teacher is a Lord of the Rings fan, and is quite knowledgable on the subject. There was a question I wanted to ask him in real life but I missed my chance. I then found myself asking him the question in two different dreams.
My first was like this: I asked him if I could ask him my Lord of the Rings question, and he said that I could only if I did it quietly. My question was this: "What do you think would have happened if the fellowship decided to leave the ring in the hands of Tom Bombadil?" That was my real life question, word for word in this dream. The answer I received was: "I think it would have been better."
I got a much more amusing answer in my second dream. I was in a forest when I found him and asked him the same question again. This time he told me that he would most likely eat it, then poo on the ground and the ring would grow into a tree.

I shall find more and return soon.

LucidDreamer15 · 11-07-2009, 10:22 PM

I have one

My Brother: Hey Skillz Polina's outside
Me: Ok
My Sister: Hey Polina did you play Tennis in the shower
Polina: Tennis is good and showers are great.

Didn't quite make sense but it was pretty funny when I woke up.

Sutternalt · 11-09-2009, 08:08 PM

So, I was in this great, big, futuristic, dark city and some total stranger DC came up to me and said:

DC: Hey, listen. You want some porta-gens? I got lotsa porta-gens.
Me: No, sorry, I only drink juice in dreams.
DC: Hold on, stop everything [to which the world actually froze]. You're dreaming.
Me: I know.
DC: Don't you wanna do something? Like fly, or be lucid, or do a reality check?
Me: I would, really, but I've got to get to that juice.

At which point I left.

As soon as I remembered that one, I smacked my forehead. Juice‽ Over a lucid dream‽ Really!

Well now what? · 11-10-2009, 10:35 AM

I have remembered a few that a couple of my friends told me about several years ago.
One of them contained this: My friend said he saw me in his dream, and I myself spotted a sweet shop and shouted: "Look! A sweet shop! Let's go in!" I then reportedly ran forward but when I got to the door I went to sleep on the doorstep, before slowly fading into nothingness. Then someone else we used to know came running down the street shouting; "Mamma mia! I've lost my pizza!"

Another friend of mine said he was getting chased through a forest by a ringwraith from Lord of the Rings in a dream once, but when he was cornered, the shadowy figure dismounted and said: "Pizza!" in a very delivery-boy tone voice, before producing a box containing said pizza.

Very pizzary ones there.

By the way Sutternalt, about your idea tagged to the end of your above post about playing musical instruments, I have done that. But I wasn't lucid so I don't know if it counts. I once in a dream played a perfect recreation of Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells on a pen by hitting it with another pen. Sounded great.

redisreddish · 11-13-2009, 10:48 PM

"Stop nudging the lemon tree, you're gonna make it sour!"

lucidreamsavy · 11-15-2009, 03:36 PM

In my dream this morning, I was some other person (I am a lot), and I was going out with some guy on our second date. I was back at "my house", getting out of the car. I decided that it was over between him and I but I said "we're un".

LOL!

Johnbronze · 11-15-2009, 07:02 PM

"Don't be silly, of course that snarling noise is coming from your mother!"

That almost made me crack a smile until i found out what the noise was actually coming from.

Well now what? · 11-16-2009, 10:40 AM

I have one more with me now that happened recently.
Something was happening in my bedroom. By the looks of it someone was sleeping in my bed and his two friends were distracting him by repeatedly coming in to tell him inappropriate nonsense. I was actually in the room while it was happening, but I guess I was like a ghost because the people were ignoring me as if I wasn't there.
But anyway, one time the guys came in, one of them said: "Did you know that when you take your hood off you're a billion times more likely to get cancer?"
I interpreted this as the reason why many chavs tend to wear hoodies. They looked a little bit like chavs and I think one of them was wearing a hoodie.

11-01-2009, 04:09 AM	#1530
epicdreamer371 Anal-ise :) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: AUSTRALIA ..:). Gender: Posts: 97	uhh i was at my grandmothers house and there was a doctor me:" Theres something wrong with my vagina can you see what it is?" Doc: "yeah sure just hold on "walks out of the room... then comes back I lay down on the bed with only my robe on and nothing underneath i spread my legs open My dad appears at the door Dad: "SHE HAS HER F****** LEGS SPREAD OPEN FOR HIM!!!" me: "GO AWAY!!!!" he leaves doc:* pulls out a orange stick thing and inserts it...." Only a little further ... a little more... a little more...." pulls it out" me: " Whats wrong with it?" Doc: "well i wont know for sure but you have the hornets". me:"oh okays." the scene changed and we were in the bathroom talking then we were in the room and he was sleeping and i was putting quilts and blankets on him and he kept tossing and turning and he woke up realized it was me and smiled. ..... now that was an odd dream.... __________________ LUCID=7 woo goals. dream more then 10 times in one night- DONE 12 to successfully wild!! without falling asleep.. grr REALITY CHECK!

11-03-2009, 09:45 PM	#1533
Dream scientist Call me DS Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Amidst the escapists LD's: 35 Gender: Posts: 284	Tell it, sister. __________________ Dream Scientist's Lucid Wonderland Strong, like a swan. Graceful, like a moose.

11-07-2009, 10:22 PM	#1535
LucidDreamer15 Skillz Join Date: May 2009 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 28	I have one My Brother: Hey Skillz Polina's outside Me: Ok My Sister: Hey Polina did you play Tennis in the shower Polina: Tennis is good and showers are great. Didn't quite make sense but it was pretty funny when I woke up. __________________ I'm Dreaming. http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g...cidDreamer.jpg http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g...al/Dreamer.jpg LDs: 3

11-09-2009, 08:08 PM	#1536
Sutternalt Lord of the Submarines Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In a house Posts: 20	So, I was in this great, big, futuristic, dark city and some total stranger DC came up to me and said: DC: Hey, listen. You want some porta-gens? I got lotsa porta-gens. Me: No, sorry, I only drink juice in dreams. DC: Hold on, stop everything [to which the world actually froze]. You're dreaming. Me: I know. DC: Don't you wanna do something? Like fly, or be lucid, or do a reality check? Me: I would, really, but I've got to get to that juice. At which point I left. As soon as I remembered that one, I smacked my forehead. Juice‽ Over a lucid dream‽ Really! __________________ =UNDER CONSTRUCTION= Crazy Idea Involving Lucid Dreams (Occasionaly Updated): See if you can play piano, or other instruments, extraodinarily well. Play Thriller, or Starlight, or something. Why not?

11-10-2009, 10:35 AM	#1537
Well now what? Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 6	I have remembered a few that a couple of my friends told me about several years ago. One of them contained this: My friend said he saw me in his dream, and I myself spotted a sweet shop and shouted: "Look! A sweet shop! Let's go in!" I then reportedly ran forward but when I got to the door I went to sleep on the doorstep, before slowly fading into nothingness. Then someone else we used to know came running down the street shouting; "Mamma mia! I've lost my pizza!" Another friend of mine said he was getting chased through a forest by a ringwraith from Lord of the Rings in a dream once, but when he was cornered, the shadowy figure dismounted and said: "Pizza!" in a very delivery-boy tone voice, before producing a box containing said pizza. Very pizzary ones there. By the way Sutternalt, about your idea tagged to the end of your above post about playing musical instruments, I have done that. But I wasn't lucid so I don't know if it counts. I once in a dream played a perfect recreation of Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells on a pen by hitting it with another pen. Sounded great. Last edited by Well now what? : 11-10-2009 at 10:38 AM. Reason: Another idea was had.

10-25-2009, 01:56 PM	#1527
Well now what? Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 6	I have returned with another experience. This is from about five or six years ago, and it's always stuck with me. I was inside a mighty cathedral with many of my friends. We were all ghosts except for one, who climbed up to a balcony, and fell off, becoming a ghost. I then noticed an altar and made the following expression about it: "Look, an altar. Ancient Egyptian mummies put that there." My friend replied: "No, it was created by monks." Immediately after he said that, from somewhere deep inside the cathedral, I heard monks chanting: "Created by monks." Then we all flew through the wall at high speed into the next room. Here there was an old guy in a chair, and he was looking at another of my friends who seemed very angry. "Whoever left the door open upside-down is gonna get a thrashing!" he said. Sure enough, he was next to a door that had been left open and it was upside-down in the wall. The door bore a sign that I think read: "Sorry for locking you in here old man," but I'm not 100% sure about that. This dream is an epic classic amongst me and my friends, and after all these years we still randomly say the "created by monks" bit to each other, and even to other people who we never told about it. I will return with more quotes soon.

10-29-2009, 10:28 AM	#1529
Well now what? Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 6	Ha, cheers for the great picture, Yuriythebest. Anyway, another recent one I had recently. I don't think it's as impressive as the others I've mentioned, but here goes. I was at home and had just become lucid. I entered my kitchen asnd say my mother and her mother. I asked them both: "Have you got anything interesting to tell me?" My mother's mum replied: "My paw hurts," referencing to her hand. My mother said: "Beware of collective organisations." (Whatever they may be.) I'll browse through my dream journal to see if I can find any more interesting ones.

11-03-2009, 12:35 PM	#1531
* Diamond Eyes * Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: B.C Canada Gender: Posts: 8	A couple nights ago, I was in a lucid dream and flew into someones apartment building through the window..There were like 5 Dc's there.. They were kinda confused as to how I got there. One of them said " maybe she came in through the fire escape?" then the other DC replied " We don't have a fire escape, we live on the 20th floor!" haha..thought that was kinda funny.

11-05-2009, 10:56 AM	#1534
Well now what? Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 6	I have another strange experience I uncovered in my dream journal. First of all, understand that my old English teacher is a Lord of the Rings fan, and is quite knowledgable on the subject. There was a question I wanted to ask him in real life but I missed my chance. I then found myself asking him the question in two different dreams. My first was like this: I asked him if I could ask him my Lord of the Rings question, and he said that I could only if I did it quietly. My question was this: "What do you think would have happened if the fellowship decided to leave the ring in the hands of Tom Bombadil?" That was my real life question, word for word in this dream. The answer I received was: "I think it would have been better." I got a much more amusing answer in my second dream. I was in a forest when I found him and asked him the same question again. This time he told me that he would most likely eat it, then poo on the ground and the ring would grow into a tree. I shall find more and return soon.

11-13-2009, 10:48 PM	#1538
redisreddish I shall bite you. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: that's a dumb question. Gender: Posts: 81	"Stop nudging the lemon tree, you're gonna make it sour!" __________________ Leave the crowd, stand apart, ignore your head and follow your heart. redisreddish's mess of dreams

11-15-2009, 03:36 PM	#1539
lucidreamsavy Completed Advanced Lucid Task Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wisconsin, United States Gender: Posts: 589	In my dream this morning, I was some other person (I am a lot), and I was going out with some guy on our second date. I was back at "my house", getting out of the car. I decided that it was over between him and I but I said "we're un". LOL! __________________ LDs so far this month: 13 Adopted: Muggler

11-15-2009, 07:02 PM	#1540
Johnbronze Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Orlando Gender: Posts: 10	"Don't be silly, of course that snarling noise is coming from your mother!" That almost made me crack a smile until i found out what the noise was actually coming from. __________________ LDs:3 WILDs:0 DILDs:3 Dreams recalled since joining: 7

11-16-2009, 10:40 AM	#1541
Well now what? Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 6	I have one more with me now that happened recently. Something was happening in my bedroom. By the looks of it someone was sleeping in my bed and his two friends were distracting him by repeatedly coming in to tell him inappropriate nonsense. I was actually in the room while it was happening, but I guess I was like a ghost because the people were ignoring me as if I wasn't there. But anyway, one time the guys came in, one of them said: "Did you know that when you take your hood off you're a billion times more likely to get cancer?" I interpreted this as the reason why many chavs tend to wear hoodies. They looked a little bit like chavs and I think one of them was wearing a hoodie.

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