Jamoca's Dream Journal

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Driving I was driving with my good friend Ricky, and we were both playing banjo as we drove. My friend wasn't even looking at the road. So of course, we careened off the road and crashed, rolling down a hill. I got out and found my banjo case and stuff. Then I realized that the little path we were on had been sprayed with some kind of pesticide and we were at risk for radiation. I had to run. All these rangers came and intercepted us. They lined us up. Then I realized we were lined up to get into a big and epic show. Sweet! Hot Chick I was sitting down at a tent outside my school. This hot girl came and sat on my lap. I started stroking her body and caressing her. It was nice. We walked around. I tried to make out with her but she pulled away and yelled at me. Apparently she had a boyfriend. What the hell was she doing flirting with me then, I wondered? Then I was in a weird locker room. There were post it notes on the walls. I was freaked out.

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Convenience Store I remember standing around some Grand Canyon type monument. I was with my buddy Gabe. Then I remember being at this store. We were looking at all the different items of food. There were all these little gum. I wanted to steal one but I decided not to, because I am not a thief. Then I got in the car with my mom. We were gonna go somewhere. The car started to grow, which was strange. The paint was gonna crack as the car grew if I drove too recklessly.

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Cute I was on my computer in my house. I was online and I found this video of this girl I know taking off her shirt, and then Taylor Swift, the musician, taking off her shirt. It was pretty hot. Then I was on this road that turns off a main road near my house. I wanted to show my friend the video so I pulled out this computer I had. It was a tiny portable computer that worked by sticking a metal stake into a live object. I stuck it into a tree to show him the video. He thought it was great. Then we went down to the main road to wait for a bus. While we were waiting we ran into some friends we know.

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Lost Backpack I was at school. I was in science class. I headed down to band. The school layout was totally different. It was really really weird. But I completely knew the directions to the place. I took a seat in band. No one was doing any music, just sitting around and talking. This girl I know walked over and sat on my lap. Then she moved and sat next to me. We held hands. It was nice. I realized I had lost my backpack. I ran up to the science room and it wasn't there. I realized I left my backpack in my english class. I ran down there and found my english teacher locking the class. I asked him if I could go in to get my stuff. I entered and instead of a class there was a little mini mall and a pool and some other stuff. I had a life jacket on now, so I decided to dive in. I swam around and at some point I became aware of the fact that the pool was drained. I was standing there talking to these weird people I didn't know. No Socks I was sharing shoes with my brother, and I realized neither of us had been wearing socks. This made me think I would get swine flu. I was very worried.

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NUFFIN I know I had some interesting dreams last night, I might have even had a lucid. But I can't remember anything now. Real bummer.

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Nazi Cruise I'm with my dad. We are some place, mexico maybe. We are driving. Suddenly the car comes to a stop. There is a strange traffic obstruction. Muppets and children are running through the streets. Then men come out with big guns. They are trying to rob everyone. My dad and I just start to creep forward and then accelerate! BAM! Escape from the peeps! WE FREE, WE FREE! Down the hill, down the hill, car races, tires spinnin', spinnin', I'm grinnin', car races to house. Free. Not for long. There is a big cruise ship in the street in front of the house. But it's filled with...NAZIS! They are here to bomb us. We essentially have no hope of survival, death is imminent. The Nazis send some ninja guy through our window to scout it out, then they send the big ship around to the back of our house to shoot cannonballs at us. My dad, my brother, myself, and someone we don't know are all sitting on the floor facing the bay, holding hands and praying. The cannonballs come. I have a HUD like a videogame. The balls hit the guy we don't know and he falls through the floor into water and dies. We all are shaken and momentarily deaf, like in COD when a mortar lands near you. But we are alive. I want to die, I can't stand being spared and knowing everyone else we know has been killed probably. My brother and Dad want to live in our closet forever. I can't stand it. I throw rocks through the window to get the Nazi cruise ships attention. My brother holds me back. We live. Falling Asleep As I was falling asleep I had that weird effect wherein I was dreaming of some Batman thing and suddenly the joker popped up behind me and I awoke with the feeling that a balloon had just popped in my face.

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Scholarly Pee The name pretty much says all I can remember. I know this was a real detailed dream, but as soon as I woke up I forgot everything except these thoughts about a pee test that was really academic and scholarly. As in, the test itself was intelligent, not that it served a scholarly function.

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Cats I remember being in the backyard. We had these big kennel-like things, like where we lock our dog up when he is bad. My dad and I picked them up and shook them and all these cats fell out. I also had got a really scrawny cat from a shelter. We also found a squirrel in the kennel. I went inside and waited, and then realized I needed to go and get the cats before they ran away. I went out to the tool shed and called, and a bunch of cats ran out. I herded them into the kennel, until it was filled with cats. I also remember a guy from my spanish class being in my backyard. He had my shoe and was throwing it. Then I was participating in a race. I was driving my mom's car, around these fast, sharp turns. Somehow the race transfered to a foot race, down a steep dirt path. I got to the end of the race. Someone told me that my dad was going to be talking to us. But it wasn't my dad that showed up, it was some weird looking hippy guy. He was too skinny and fucked up to be my dad. He was talking about dope and cocaine that he did when he was little. My actual dad showed up and I was a little confused, then I realized the hippy guy was actually going to be publicly hung. It made sense now.

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Dreams from night before I forgot to write down Butt This girl was in my room. She was dressed skankily and had a tattoo on back. I can't remember what it said, but it was some song lyrics. I searched it on google and found this song with lots of sexual undertones. I knew the girl had a boyfriend, but I also knew it would be okay if we didn't penetrate. So I whipped out my dick and since she didn't have pants on, I rubbed my dick up her butt crack and what not. Then she sucked me off and I blew my load. That's about it. Haha Triumph I was in this skate shop. I couldn't find the clothes in my size though. I found lots of baby clothes but no normal people sized clothes. It was pissin me off. Sea Opps I was riding on this weird undercover boat thing. It was purple, and inflatable, and jetted us through the water really fast until we came to a shore somewhere. I can't remember much more. I think we had nets trolling in the water.

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Cruise I was on a cruise ship. I went out on a kayak in the water when the boat was stopped, or maybe we could just walk off the boat while it was cruising. Anyway, I was on a kayak, and I jumped off and swam around underwater looking at coral reefs and such. Then I went back on the boat. This girl gave me a cracker, and I had to give it to my other friend, so I went to search for him. This boat didn't look like a boat, in that there was water on the level of the deck, but the boat was massive. I know that won't explain much or create any imagery, but understand that it was weird. Anyway, I couldn't find my friend. Tomatoes I was talking to this guy telling him he had to sell tickets for this fundraiser we were putting on. He said he couldn't sell any tomatoes. I thought, "????" I didn't say that! Everything I said he would warp. It was wack. Nearly Lucid I remember thinking how weird something was and counting my fingers, before I went back to my normal dream ignorance. Weird.

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No School I dreamt that, because I had school off, I walked down to the food market, barefoot. I realized I was barefoot and had to run home. Normally its about an hour long walk, but it took a few leaps and I was home. I brought all these sketchy friends because I thought my mom would be out. Lo and behold, she was arriving home. It was weird. Funny. I actually didn't have any school today.

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Plane I was on a plane with my family. We stopped at some terminal and there was a long delay, forcing us to go wander around the city while we waited. I ran into some old friends at an outdoor supermarket. The thing was, the kids were stoners who could never have managed to get themselves across the country, so I wondered how that happened. Shooting I had to use a console type system to shoot at someone. It was odd.

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Weird Happenings at School At first I was in my science classroom. We all had computers on the desk, and were supposed to be working on a problem. It was a difficult class, so of the course the problem was very challenging. I decided to look at porn instead of do the problem. So there I was, in the middle of the science classroom, browsing xnxx. But I didn't watch any videos. I wanted to pick a good one to jack off to, and then I realized I was in class and it wasn't a good idea to jack off in class. Everyone could see my screen anyway, I had done enough harm to my reputation. So I closed the site really fast and started to do the problem, when the bell rang. I went outside and found all these students standing around, with the administration near them. They were being punished for something. I wasn't sure what. The principal was making them take embarrassing pictures. They had to hold bongs, ROORs no less, and pose. When the principal walked away I cornered her and made her tell me what was going on. She wouldn't but became very angry and embarrassed that she had been caught breaking the rules. When I went back to the kids, they were having an orgy. Hah. Hair I looked in the mirror and saw that my hair was super long. Nice. Camp I was at a weird camp. I remember standing on a hill throwing a ball. That was a camp game. Then I was up in the cabin. I was talking to some kid who wanted to smoke weed, telling him I didn't know that much, but telling him what I knew. I went downstairs. There was some MILF lady I dunno what she was doing. I wanted to get her to give me a BJ. Plan failed.

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Overalls I don't remember too much from last night. This is only a fragment. My friend was walking up to my house through the front yard. He had on overalls, but they were really hipster. They were skinny and black and lower than normal overalls. It was really cool. I told him about it in real life and he said he wanted to get a pair of overalls. He's a stylish guy, very into the whole hipster/indie look. I thought it was funny.

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Henry I was in my house. This guy Henry who goes to my school was there, and we were trying to go in the hot tub. The problem was, there was some man in my hot tub who I didn't know. He wouldn't let us in because he said our skin oils would ruin the water. He was a meteorologist, which he claimed gave him the right to prevent us from entering the pool. It really was strange. I wondered what he was doing at my house in the first place, but I didn't say anthing.

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Dreams I forgot to write down from a few nights ago School for Advanced I was going to check out this school that my brother's friend went to. It was apparently a school for really smart kids. On the way there I saw this funny railroad and told my mom she would never be able to ride it. Then we got to the school via a giant dinghy blimp and parachute. They had all sorts of crazy stuff. Devices to see through the ground. Weird bombs. Truly crazy. Mirror Hall I'm driving, taking a turn too fast, spin out, dead. Hall of mirrors. I can step through each mirror into that infinite mirror tube. I walk through the looking glass and around it, looking at the strange crystals laying on the ground. Very odd. Truck I'm driving a truck. Freaking out in the Car I fell asleep in the car on a road trip. I fell asleep with my head tilted back in a very uncomtorfable position, and my mouth wide open. We were parked at my Grandma's house for a while, and I guess I fell into sleep paralysis. At some point I became conscious of the fact that I was paralyzed, and became very frightened. It didn't occur to me that I was dreaming or even in sleep paralysis. I was aware of my Grandma walking outside to talk with us. I tried to talk to her, but I couldn't move. I became very agitated and started moaning. But I couldn't move my hands to wave at her or anything. All I could do was moan. Later my brother told me that I was making lots of horrible moaning sounds and he joined in for fun. Haha. Then a dream set in, but I still couldn't move. I dreamt I was sitting in the car at some friend of my Dad's, and I had swelled up so that my face was pressed against the roof of the car. It was terrifying. I realized I was dreaming and then managed to rip the car apart and get out. I decided to fuck my Dad's friend, who had turned into a really attractive young girl. As soon as I think the thought, I bust in my pants. Or so I think. I imagine myself jizzing everywhere with my Grandma outside and me moaning. I realize how stupid of me that was. I figure there is little I can do and go on my way, planning on having fun in the dream. But the dream fades away and again I am paralyzed, this time in total darkness. I realize I am in SP again and need to stimulate a dream. I imagine myself zooming in on the earth, which becomes a mandelbrot set. My intention is to grab ahold of a tree as soon as I am close enough and then pull myself into the dream. But as I get close the mandelbrot set becomes millions of people holding onto each other, drifting into space. It is insanity. I wake up screaming, "HELP, HELP! I CAN'T MOVE!!"

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Banjo Festival I was at a banjo festival with my teacher. I remember going into a warehouse where he kept his banjos, there were so many beautiful ones. I also remember being in this store that sold clubs and other weapons and stuff. But it was still a banjo store. Funny.

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Nothing I recall waking up and remembering a dream, but not writing it down and subsequently forgetting it.

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I haven't been remembering any dreams the last few nights. Very aggravating.

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Lax I have been getting very lax with this journal. I want to get back into the habit. Nechville I dreamt I was at school. At first I was wandering around on the field at school. When I went into the bandroom I found my buddy. I looked on the floor and saw this futuristic banjo. It had no head, it was just a stick. I looked closer and saw it was a Nechville. My friend had decided to get one. Boy, was I jeoleous.

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School I was at this pseudo-school. I don't remember that much from the first half of the dream. All I really remember is a big group of black people wearing strange clothing entered the school. They were yelling at a white kid and laughing at him because he was high. I started talking with one of the guys, and he called me rude because I guess I said "you people". It was pretty strange, kind of funny though.

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Window I just sort of remember being in a school building, trying to climb out the window while the teacher was talking.

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Church At first I was in my neighborhood. I was going to this party that my music teacher was putting on. Then somehow we got lost. Next thing I know, I'm with my dad, and he is taking us to church. I didn't want to go, I was wearing normal clothes and would never be allowed in to church. Plus, I'm jewish. Super Car There was this car, and if you pressed a special lever you could make the car go hundreds of miles per hour.

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Crazy Car I was driving the car with some friends. We drove past the old middle school and onto this challenging road. Suddenly my brakes and gas disappeared and were replaced with buttons. The buttons stopped the other cars on the road. It was really challenging to drive.

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Here are the dreams I forgot to write down from previous nights Streaming Grateful Dead/Lenovo I remember being at some house, I'm not sure where. My brother's friend's dad was there, and they were talking about computers. They had a special computer that had a little wire that came out and apparently was able to stream Grateful Dead shows, bypassing the music player. It was really neat. They started to blast some music and I danced. Then my mom was talking to me, telling me how my computer was going to break down. I realized I wouldn't be able to get a new Apple, I would have to a Lenovo lapto or something. Some kind of PC, I couldn't afford a new Mac. When I woke up I felt like this simple suggestion was a profound truth. Carly I was making out with this cute girl at my school named Carly. I mean, she is really, really cute. There was another girl there and I remember her saying something to me, but I can't remember what. Changing Tires While Driving I remember being at this special speech tournament in a forest. Some guy spit in my mouth, so I slit his neck. Then my dad and I had to make a speedy getaway. We ran up to the car and my dad told me to drive. We had to change the tires, but we didn't have time. My dad stood behind the car and held on while I raced down the highway. The trunk was open, so I could look in my mirror at my dad, who somehow managed to successfully change the tires while we drove. I didn't think it was that impressive at the time. He was gliding along as though on roller blades. It was pretty cool. Then I was at this guys house. I was brushing my teeth. The guy had a trap door in his floor that led through the sewers to a supposedly epic hang out spot. I didn't want to go, because it was going to be nasty crawling through the sewers. He assured me it was only water. I woke up. Shower I was in the shower, cleaning my butt. It was pretty nasty Pushups I was doing pushups, and I could do literally hundreds in a row without getting tired. I felt so badass. Down by the Docks I was fishing on this dock. I cast my line into the sea and waited. I felt a pull. What was it? A fish? A fish! It must have been massive, judging by the pull on my rod. But I knew I could handle it. I fight with all my might, but the line snaps. Suddenly, the ocean drains, and I see laying on the ocean floor my "fish". It is a massive pipe cleaner, the size of a whale. Very strange. Then I am in a parking lot. My dad is there. We are parking a big bus. I get out of the bus and run into my aunt. She gets into a conversation with this guy about fiddling. He starts yelling and acting very pugnacious. It was unpleasant, I felt a sense of overwhelming fear.