Thread: Tristan's Dream Journal

WOOHOO! Calling your brain an asshole was hilarious.

For some reason every time I tried to spin in dreams, I didn't have my arms out. I need to try that.

How did you try and summon that DC?

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

How did you try and summon that DC?

Closing my eyes, telling myself that they will be there when i open them, then opening my eyes. This has only worked for me 3 times in all of the 12 lucids that I've had. I don't know what else will work.

I remember a dream fragment from last night now. Another FUCKING piano dream. Yep! That's right! Can you believe it?!

05.10.2009

Tuning a piano (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Last night I remember another dream before my epic lucid, I was trying to tune a piano. I kept getting it wrong, then I got it right. But then I played the note again and it sounded wrong. ARGH! I'm tired of piano dreams! Buy me a damn piano already!

I had my first WILD today. In school.

06.10.2009

First WILD (WILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Today in school, we had two periods of Social Studies, after I finished all my work, there was still an hour left of class, so I decided to WILD in school(I will never do this again!!!). I lay my head down and let my mind wonder around. I saw a lot of dream scenes and HI. I heard people talking in my head. I started to feel numb and tingly. I felt vibrations and white noise in the background. It was really cool actually. Suddenly all of the noises stopped. I saw the black of my eyelids. I opened my eyes and picked my head up. Everyone was in different seats. My teacher, Mr. Baldwin, wasn't there. Instead a female teacher was there teaching us about slavery(which is what we were learning as I went to sleep). I preformed a nose pinch RC. I could breathe. I looked at my hands. All of my fingers were squinched all down. They were really fat and flat. I rubbed my hands together and said, "Clarity." It worked pretty well. It looked like real life now. "So now for the fun stuff!" I thought to myself. I had an urge to scream FUCK! as loud as I could so I did. I went on top of the table and screamed, "FUCK THIS SCHOOL! IT CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!" Everyone looked at me. I gave everyone the middle finger. I flew into the air and swooshed pass everyone. I grabbed a fat kid that makes fun of me in midair and smashed him into the wall. He splattered into blood. Everyone came after me, so I let out a huge sonic wave that killed everyone. "Badass!" I walked around everyone's dead corpses. Then I remembered, from my past lucids, I've wanted to have sex with that girl I like. I knew what class she was in at this time so all I had to do was get to that class. I walked over to the other trailer(the 8th grade classes are all in trailers outside). And I went in. I saw her! YES!!! FINALLY. I flew towards her and grabbed her by the arm and crashed through the roof and flew to my house. I crashed throught the roof of my room. I told her to get on her knees and give me a blow job(XDDDD!!!). She said no. So I used all my powers I could to get her to say yes. So I asked again, "Give me a goddamn blow job!" She said yes. So I pulled my pants off and my dick was probably 20 inches or so(THAT is scary). So she did her "job" lol. So after that I slammed her on the bed and fucked her. Ah... finally some good lucid sex. I finished it up and told her we were dreaming right now, and my real body is sleeping back at school. She didn't believe me. So I told her to look at her hands. Her hands were really gray and she had probably ten fingers. I said, "See?" she finally believed me and I told her to fly away while I play a piano downstairs. I walked downstairs and told myself that a piano will be down there. A REAL ONE! A REAL PIANO! I played it and it sounded awesome. Weighted keys and everything. As I was playing the Bubble Bobble theme, I lifted my head up and saw everyone getting ready to go to their next class. Wow. Nice timing brain! ...Asshole for waking me up from that awesomeness! That was the BEST lucid I've had so far. It was amazing!

Oh my god! That dream was so fucking hilarious!!!

I don't believe you WILD'ed in class!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I don't believe you WILD'ed in class!

Yeah. I'm never doing it again. Next time I might forget to reality check and end up saying Fuck this School in reality. XD!!!

I was actually worried when i was telling that girl to give me a blowjob that I was actually saying that in my sleep and my classmates heard me say it. lol

YEAAAAHH! that was great. :bravo: nice job finding that girl. dream sex with girls you know is the best haha! and that's nuts that you started off where you were in school.

Originally Posted by cygnus

YEAAAAHH! that was great. :bravo: nice job finding that girl. dream sex with girls you know is the best haha! and that's nuts that you started off where you were in school.

Yeah it was weird. I was expecting to be back home in my bed or something.

The WILD was awesome! Rofl!

Two dreams last night.

07.10.2009

Music Store (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My dad woke me up for breakfast, but I just went back to sleep. Me, my mom, and her boyfriend Homer were in a music shop. My first instinct was to find the keyboards. So I found them and a guy showed me one and played a Raiden Gallantry sounding song on a small synthesizer. The song sounded like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ryzWtKYT7w but a lot different. I remember the keys he pressed. So I can play the song in real life now. I tried to find the Casio PX-330(A digital piano i really want), but I failed. It wasn't there. I left the room and found that most of the store was books. I found a sign that said that there were "V.C. Grand Pianos" in this room. So I went into the the room. It was brightly lit and the carpet was velvet and red. The first thing I saw was a giant acoustic guitar on a stand. it was huge! how could someone play this damn thing? So I saw grand pianos down on a stage in the back of the room. I started running towards them. I went down there and saw an orchestra playing. I saw a guy playing solos on a piano. Really fast. I looked over and saw tons of people playing black violins. This part of the room was not lit up. They were all dark. Only the stage with the grand piano was lit up. There was a wall to his right, and it came up towards me. There was another grand piano there. But I couldn't play it because people were watching this orchestra. Then I woke up.

07.10.2009

Gas Station, buying food. (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had to go into a gas station with $10 to buy food for me and my uncle for the weekend(We are staying in my mom's boyfriends house in the mountains while they go to a stupid Goat Festival in Tennessee in real life). I bought Hot Pockets, and some drinks. I remember thinking to myself, "Finally, good food! I can't wait to have a good dinner! Then I remembered I bought hot pockets that I can't eat for dinner. I went into the back of the store and found a screen door, and saw people sitting at tables eating food. There was a yellow light shining on them from above. I turned around and found a different aisle that was there before. They were all books. Tons of books on the shelves. I walked around them and found more books. I kept waking and all of the shelves and all the food and drinks were books now. Then I woke up.

Nice dreams! Lol at how you call your brain "asshole" all the time. I know exactly how you feel

I hope to God you are doing a reality test every time you see a piano. It's clearly a major dreamsign for you.

Originally Posted by DreamQueen

I hope to God you are doing a reality test every time you see a piano. It's clearly a major dreamsign for you.

Oh. That's a good idea. I'll do that. I also remember another dream from last night. Sorry no picture for this one. I can't find anything that would match it.

10.10.2009

Creatures attacking... again (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So I was in this strange area. It was a house. One I've never seen before. I was with my cousin Kayla, and I asked her, "Can I kiss you?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF? WHY WOULD I DO THAT? So for some dumb fucking reason, she said "Yes." so we hugged, and then we kissed each other. I felt weird afterward. Because I've never been kissed before. In the dream world or real life. So anyways my mom was there or something. Just sitting on the couch watching TV. Then I woke up.

lol your dreams are like WTF dreams but their funnie and I anmost always hacve lucid dreams now but I am still practiceing to control!

Originally Posted by TristanPetroskey

Oh. That's a good idea. I'll do that.

Lol. Yeah it will get you lucid hun, mark my words. Got to keep your eyes and ears out for dreamsigns.

Hey, I had a lucid last night and found myself thinking "no way asshole brain!" ha ha got it from your journal

12.10.2009

Homer's house - Flood (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was inside of my mom's boyfriend's house and it was raining very hard. My mom was with me. We looked out the window and saw his dog, Flash, was loose and running around. We went outside and saw him go into a puddle near his dog house. He came back out about 5 seconds later, and I said, "Oh my God! That's deep!" We turned around and looked at more of the rainy scenery. When we turned back, Homer's maroon minivan that he doesn't have was stuck in a huge muddy puddle. He was trying to get it out by driving. It wasn't working. I said, "Look, Homer's car is stuck!" No shit! I woke up.

15.10.2009

Goats (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In this dream, my uncle took me to Homer's house. My mom recently got new goats in real life, and I didn't see them yet. But they appeared in the dream. I was outside on the porch, and my mom was doing laundry. I looked over the side of the railing and saw a brown goat chewing something and looking at me. I asked my mom if that was a new goat and she said yes. There were tons of goats running around, crowding the area(My mom only has 8 in real life). She recently got a big male one with giant horns, I tried looking for it, and it suddenly appeared out of the mess of goats. Its horns looked nothing like male goat horns. It was retarded. So I was gathering my stuff so my uncle could take me back to my other house that I go to in Pittsburgh. Randy was in his car waiting for me, suddenly me and my mom see him take off in the car, and he took a right down the road. Leaving me here(Hey I wouldn't mind in real life! I hate Pittsburgh!), so my mom said, "Are you kidding me?! I have to call him." So my mom took out her new phone that I haven't seen yet either, it looked like my new phone, but with a keyboard. I said, "Aw, you are lucky. You have a keyboard!" So then it skipped, and I was walking across the small body of water near his house. Then I woke up.

16.10.2009

Dream Heaven (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Last night was insane. So many dreams, and an awesome lucid one too!

I was in some field. I had an urge to reality check, my hands looked normal, but when I tried counting my fingers, more would appear. I tried the nose pinch RC. It worked. I was dreaming. So I walked around, and noticed everything seemed REALLY real. I also noticed I felt really real. I could also remember memories of past dreams in my head. It was pretty badass. So anyway, I came across a girl from my school that is smoking hot in my opinion. So, I fucked her! I felt the orgasm and everything(when you feel it, it's really happening in real life lol). After that the dream skipped. I was in my mom's car. This felt really real. But I wasn't sure if I was still dreaming or not. I looked at the car clock and it said 2:18. I looked away and back, it changed completely. It was a mess of LCD. It was crazy. Remaining lucid, the dream skipped yet again, I was in some strange dark place. It felt like a circus. I decided to talk to some people. I remembered the task of the month, so I said, "RAAWRRR!!" And I morphed into a monster. Everyone ran screaming. I turned back into a human and turned around. There was a very hot girl there. "Damnit... do I have to do this again? I'm wasting my LD." I thought to myself. I approached her and started humping her. I noticed I had a boner, so I took her pants off and everything. Now, before i did this, I did a billion reality checks. Just to see if I was really dreaming or not. I was dreaming. Every reality check worked. So I... well... how can I say this? I had intercourse with her. AND GOOD GOD! I'll tell you guys that haven't done that yet. It feels amazingly good. I had another orgasm. Probably not too good for my testicles. But I don't give a shit. She also gave me a blow job, which gave me yet another orgasm. Okay, yeah fucking right. That had to be an imaginary orgasm. I woke up shortly after. I tried to get up, but couldn't. I was stuck to the couch. XD!


Another dream from last night.

I was in my dad's house and I saw a piano in the back of the room. There were a few buttons on it, and an on and off switch. I hit a key and it sounded like a jazz organ. You used the buttons to change the sound. I didn't see a piano one. So I turned it off, and back on. Then the beautiful piano sound was heard when i hit the keys. This was the first ever digital piano in my dreams that had the right amount of keys. All 88 of them. The dream skipped and I was on a huge playground. A sign said, "STOP JUMPING OFF THE TOP!" And I heard my old friend's voice in my head saying, "STOP JUMPING OFF THE TOP!!!" It was really retarded.

A good lucid last night. And then a plain dream that was VERY weird. FREE SUBWAY SANDWICHES!!!

19.10.2009

Random (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my old house, and I saw the time. It said 9:43. I looked away, and back, it now said 142:246. I became lucid. I walked outside and saw that it was nighttime. I didn't care. There were plenty of street lights. So as I was walking I felt that it was very cold. I rubbed my hands together and dream spinned(Feels really weird), and I kept walking. I went into the community center, and found the girl I like from school again. I tried my best to ignore having sex with her like I did in my WILD. I tried to hug her, but she kept saying, "Get off of me..." So I thought, "Ha! Fool fucker! It's my dream, she's going to like it!" So I hugged her again and she hugged back. I didn't try to do anything sexual. It's a waste. So the dream skipped, and I'm in my room with my friend Kasey. He asked me if we were dreaming. I told him, "Yeah I am. You aren't. You are just a simple dream character projected by my brain." I told him to look at my analog clock on the wall, look away and then back. It said 2:10 at first. When we looked back it said 8:37. We both went up to the clock and laughed on how it changes(it is pretty stupid actually. how does that happen anyway?). So then we went into the bathroom to check out the mirror. It was now daytime. I let him look in the mirror first. I asked, "What do you see?" I was worried because I heard, "Don't look in mirrors in your dreams, because it might be scary." But he just said, "I see me." So I went over and looked it. It was... well... just me. So I said, "Watch this!" I tried turning myself into the opposite gender. I felt my hair grow long and I saw lipstick and eyeliner appear on my face in the mirror. When it stopped I tried speaking. I sounded exactly the same. Kasey was very surprised. So I turned back into a male again, and then I woke up for school. But I didn't go to school. I'm very sick. So I went back to sleep...

19.10.2009

Free Subway (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID



so I went back to sleep...

We were all at this place. My school. I really wanted a free subway sandwich. So I saw a subway, and my friend Brandon said, "GET YOUR FUCKING SANDWICH!!!" The lady at the window said, "Do you want one?" So I took it, and it also came with a chocolate bar, and fries. Haha, wtf? So I went down a hallway and saw that everyone, including my mom and her boyfriend, were getting on trolleys. When we were on the trolley, a really good song was playing, and it was a music video on the TV. When I was watching it, I saw a huge pickup truck running into water barrels, and the water exploding everywhere, in slow motion. The song was awesome. I wish I could remember it. So my friend Nathan had to get off on a stop, so I said, "Goodbye Nathan." so he went off. Now it was just me, my mom, her boyfriend, and my friend Sean. Sean wanted to come over my house. So we passed down a futuristic looking Brookline(Not Brooklyn, Brookline is a small town I live in), I saw a digital music shop, I looked in through a part and saw tons of keyboards. It looked really familiar. It was from a previous dream when I actually entered the keyboard part and played the keyboards. A few people inside the keyboard part looked at me. We went down farther, and then I woke up.

19.10.2009

WTF?! Zoo? (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well I tried a WBTB, but I didn't really think ALL about lucid dreaming. So that's probably why it failed. So instead I got this weirdness.

Me, my mom, and her boyfriend(HIS NAME IS HOMER!) were on the way to the zoo(?), and when we got there, I got out of the car right away and went up to a strange fountain. On the tree near the top, was a yellow Metapod from Pokemon(No, I don't like Pokemon), and a strange spider that hid behind a triangle object. I turned my camera on, but it wouldn't. I was pissed off. The battery was dead. So I pulled out my phone, and tried taking a picture of them. But it came out horrid. The lady said something like, "Look at that spider crawling!!!" It was so retarded. My mom and Homer were next to a police officer and I was like, "WTF?! ZOO POLICE!!!" Then I woke up.

The only thing I hate about the text/time reality check, is that it gives me a scary/weird feeling when I realize it's a dream. The whole time I'll be thinking, "Oh, this is reality. It's not a dream." I see the time and do the reality check, and it changes. I get a very strange feeling over me. It's not really a comfortable one either. Oh well. It works though.

Hey guys, comments are appreciated here.

My first NIGHTMARE in awhile.

20.10.2009

Space Station (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and my uncle randy were in a huge space station. The vibe of it was extremely scary. I was walking around a long white hallway, and I found a door. I opened the door, and closed it behind me. It was a small room with another door at the end. I started to feel a bit weightless in this room. I walked across the room to the other door and went inside that one. I was now in a huge dark room, except for a few orange lights giving the room a scary orange glow. I felt extremely weightless now. I noticed some things behind me rattling around. I looked down the room and saw two HUGE doors. They opened up and revealed outer space. I felt it sucking me in. I tried to run back to the door but it was extremely powerful. The rattling stuff behind me pushed me out and I floated away from the space station. I felt my body growing weak. And my eyes closed. Later, I opened my eyes. I was in a hospital bed. But I was still in the space station. My uncle randy asked what happened. I said, "I got stuck in a disposal room and I got thrown into outer space." He just looked at me like, "WTF!" and then he pulled out a giant book. He opened it and pointed to a strange grass looking statue that was drawn in the book. It said "NIFFER". Which is my dad's ugly girlfriend's name. What the fuck kind of name is Niffer anyway? Anyways, my uncle said that this meant he was cheating on his old girlfriend with "Niffer"(Which he probably was). I felt very weak. I was very tired. i was worried I was going to die. I put my hand on my chest and felt my heart slow down and stop. I tried to breathe but I couldn't. I shot out of my bed awake and thought, "What the fuck was that shit?"

22.10.2009

Goats Die (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at Homer's house. But his backyard was way different. In real life, he has 20 acres of grass. In this, it was a normal backyard with neigbors with a huge whirlpool pool. Me, my mom, and Homer were outside looking at the swirling pool. The neighbors were in it with our goats. The goats were screaming as they were spinning around. I started yelling cusses at them such as, "Fucking goat killing sick assholes! You fucking suck ass!" And I got in trouble for yelling it. I saw the goats drown and die. So did the neighbors. The dream skipped and I was driving around what seemed like Normalville(where Homer lives), but it wasn't(which is weird, because I know very well what Normalville looks like in real life). I was driving around in Homer's car, and he was driving and talking to me about the tragic death of the goats. I was pissed off. The dream skipped again and I was talking with a very old man by the swirling pool. He was talking about the meaning of life(I wish I remembered what he said). The dream skipped AGAIN(maybe this was another dream, I dunno). I was with my uncle Dan, and we were at Virgina Beach. He was saying I was going to have to go there every day(haha it's 9 hours away from me). So we went inside this strange building. The inside of it was fucking creepy. It was all glowing a dark orangish color. I looked and saw 3D Golf things(there is a 3D golf thing at Virgina Beach actually...). So anyways I just stood next to him as he ordered something. We went back out and went to the beach. I looked out to sea, and saw big yellow and purple machine manta rays with canons on their backs swimming in the water(They were huge. I had a dream awhile ago with manta rays with canons on their backs as well). I went in the water, the very shallow part. And Dan said, "LOOK OUT!" I looked at saw a huge wave, well higher than my head come towards me. I tried to run but the water made it not possible. So I layed down on the ground and let the wave go over me. Just so I could get back up after it went over. It went black. Later, I opened my eyes and I was on someone's back porch. Dan said, "You were passed right out!" And I said, "I drowned?!" Then I woke up.

I remember a dream from Thursday night. I wrote it down on paper in school. But I forgot the paper when I went to the mountains. I will write here on Sunday. Until then I'll see if I have more dreams this weekend.

25.10.2009

Retarded (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So I was in some strange area. It looked like the outside of a shopping mall. A fountain was there. Anyways it skipped and I was in my dad's house. I noticed all of his ugly girlfriend's stuff was gone. I asked him where "Niffer" went. He said, "Well..." and I said, "She moved out?" "Yeah. Now another girl is here that will help me record." The other girl was extremely hot. I asked my dad if Niffer will ever return if this girl is just trying to help you with recording. He said, "I dunno. This girl is here from 5:30 to 7:30." Every time I asked him what the fuck that meant, he just repeated it. So then the dream skipped and I was with my friend Brandon. We were back in the strange shopping mall area. We were running. We hid behind a wall, and then slipped under a glass platform. Suddenly we saw Dr. Cox from Scrubs walk on the glass platform. He says, "You can run but you can't hide." It didn't make sense. I woke up shortly after by my mom screaming. She apparently fell in the yard.

I have swine flu. I think. Does that effect you in having lucid dreams? Because I had a good one last night. I also remember two dreams very vividly.

26.10.2009

Toy Store (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a toy store with my mom. She was trying to get me to buy some action figures from the movie "Alien". Of Course, I'm too old for toys, so I just said, "No I don't want the fuckin toy." We walked around and saw a bunch of retarded stuff. I looked up on a shelf and saw weird toys. I woke up shortly after.

26.10.2009

Showing off in Tech Class (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in tech class in school. I went on one of the computers that he has and went on Facebook. I left one of my piano videos playing on repeat by accident, so everyone saw it. The hot girl from school saw it and my face appeared in the video so she knew it was me. She looked at me like, "". lol Anyways she showed a bunch of people and then they ignored it. I decided to watch another video. In this one, I took a bottle of hot sauce out and then threw it down on the ground. LOL! It was so retarded. But that was it.

26.10.2009

Silent Lucidity (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was outside of Homer's house. Suddenly I did a nose pinch RC, and becaume lucid. "Alright! Finally. I'm going to try and fly." I ran as fast as I could. I tried to think of hyper speed and people running very fast, but it seemed to slow me down even more. What a bunch of bullpucky. Anyway I lept into the air and pictured a force below me lifting me up. I jumped very high in the air. I felt the air on my face and weightlessness as I fell back down. I saw Homer's really mean dog, Flash, tied up at his dog house as always. Flash barked delightfully. I went up to him and he started licking me. If I didn't become lucid, that would of been a big dream sign! I said, "Flash! BITE ME!" But he wouldn't. So I said, "Fuck this I'm going to have sex." I decided to dream spin. I pictured my room and closed my eyes. I spun around. When I opened them I was in my room. Suddenly...

I had a false awakening. I sat up in bed, and preformed the nose pinch RC, it worked. I did the hand one too. I had four fingers, normally, but my thumb was really short and skinny. I sat up in bed and looked at my TV. SportsCenter was on(I put that on every night before I go to sleep), There was a strange timer on the TV. I looked at it. The number on the very right counted down by seconds, and the middle number counted down by seconds in a different pattern.
Like this:



I thought it was interesting. I read some stuff on the TV. They were talking about how the Steelers beat the undefeated Vikings, and the Cowboys(yay), beat the Falcons. A strange name appeared on the TV. It looked like it said Larry Fitzgerald of the Cardinals who beat the giants. After fooling around with that, my dad came in my room and said he was going somewhere. I thought that was fine because all I wanted to do right then was fuck a hot DC chick. When he left I went downstairs to find his ugly piece of shit girlfriend playing a stupid video game with a very old fat guy. Her hair was black and it was braided very oddly. I went back upstairs and made the hot girl from school appear on my bed. When we finally started I positioned myself in between her body and legs and I started humping her. I woke up right before I orgasmed. Aw.