Thread: DV Quotes

Kaniaz cries
sephiroth clock grabs hankey
System Msg: Alex D has joined Lobby on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:30 pm
sephiroth clock shoves it in kaniaz's face
System Msg: Alex D has left Lobby on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:30 pm[/b]

Hehe. Kaniaz made me fall out of my chair on this one.

System Msg: lucidnina has joined Lobby on Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:06 pm
Oath [3:06pm]: hi nina
Gothlark [3:06pm]: hey, nina
lucidnina [3:06pm]: hey guys
Alex D [3:06pm]: hey there
Kaniaz [3:07pm]: hey nina
TygrHawk [3:07pm]: Hiya Nina
InTheMoment [3:07pm]: hiya nina!
Seeker [3:07pm]: hi nina
Kaniaz [3:07pm]: god everyone loves nina
lucidnina [3:07pm]: full house
Kaniaz [3:07pm]: we should get nina t-shirts
Oath [3:07pm]: nina must be very popular!?
InTheMoment [3:07pm]: only in bed
InTheMoment [3:07pm]: ~
lucidnina [3:07pm]: LOL
Alex D [3:07pm]: lol
Kaniaz [3:07pm] [PRIVATE]: have you ever heard the sound of like seven men aching for your body
Kaniaz [3:08pm] [PRIVATE]: because if you listen closely you can hear it now

what would we ever do without kaniaz

Damascus [9:02pm]: im sorry dj, i subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis, i must therefore prevent this conversation from progressing[/b]

After DJ had entrapped me in one of those conversations so stupid you cant be bothered to explain your way out of it.

if I'm not mistaken a DV quotes thread was made before this, once apon a time?

Yeah but that was made like... a year ago.

I know, I know. I'm ok with making a new thread of a subject that has been done before every once and awhile. I was just recalling the old DV quotes thread.

in short: shut up.

Ah I see, alright, sorry.

Originally posted by lucidnina
I'm a crazy exotic pirate girl with sexy atomic eyes

i might have made her say that

[quote]adidas scatters

discharge.


my old favourite dv quote...hrm, it would be kaniaz in longest thread ever. good times :]

Merckantium [2:53pm]: Yea exams suck. Especially proctology exams.[/b]

(yah, I'm searchin')

InTheMoment passes Liz some of my stash of "irish cream"

InTheMoment [8:26pm]: fresh from the tap

irishcream drinks the whole lot at once...

lucidnina [8:27pm]: cum on now grow up!!!!!

sorry, this was too funny...

Oath [4:47pm]: your not smarter than me[/b]

the great thing about LDs is you don't dream your life away really... you dream away the part of your life you never consciously experience anyways. it's like living two lives[/b]

CCHawk

The only limits you have are the ones you put on yourself. Ill leave it at that.[/b]

Gameover

Disclaimer: Please don't attempt to fly in real life! You will either end up hurting yourself or just looking stupid.[/b]

Amethyst Star

Freewill is not a license to do whatever you desire. It is a license to do what you know is right.[/b]

Seeker

The mind is dangerous thing, unyielded it is nearly unstoppable[/b]

anima

lucidnina [4:20pm]: when are guys gonna get it...with lesbians, you have no chance
greywolfpoet [4:20pm]: ....i can try

[/b]

nightowl [3:46pm]: i can be racist..im brazilian so its ok [/b]

lucidnina [2:44am]: ok twatever[/b]

edit #1: SKIP IF EATING.

Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I once had to break up my own shit with my own bare hands so it'd flush properly
nightowl [1:36am]: XD
Kaniaz [1:36am]: you are joking!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Yecccccccccch!
Merckantium [1:36am]: oh my god
Kaniaz [1:36am]: Ramu touched her own POOPY
Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Next time, I used a pencil...o.O
Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I didn't make that mistake twice
docthory remembers he has movies on his computer
nightowl [1:36am]: i dont want to know the answer to that
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: And I washed my hands like ninety times...
Kaniaz [1:37am]: ramupoop. whee.
Merckantium [1:37am]: Well in Afghanistan some of thelocals don't have toilet paper so they use their hand instead.
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Until all of the skin had peeled off
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: All of the contaminated skin
Kaniaz [1:37am]: i mean why didn't you run and leave the poop and blame it on the dog or something
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Barf
Kaniaz [1:37am]: that's what i would of done
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Because this was in my high school >_<
docthory [1:37am]: rakkan where do you live
Kaniaz [1:38am]: so? it's not like your poop has a name on it so it would of been ok
Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I lived in Syracuse, a New York suburb
Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I know, but unlike some people, I have manners
nightowl [1:38am]: omg...this is halarious
docthory [1:38am]: that explains every thing
Merckantium [1:38am]: LOL!!!!!!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I don't just leave stuff in the toilet for others to gag at
Kaniaz [1:38am]: You're mad raum
Kaniaz [1:39am]: So polite she touches her own poop
nightowl [1:38am]: omg..kaniaz..dont you sleep?!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: I was taught you stay there until everything's taken care of
nightowl [1:39am]: school tomorrow?
Merckantium [1:39am]: That dude is so stupid its hilarious.
Kaniaz [1:39am]: shall i break that poop up for you sir?
Kaniaz [1:39am]: and yes, yes he is
Kaniaz [1:39am]: and no, no school tommorow
Kaniaz [1:39am]: allow me to help you with that poop!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: Hell no, I don't touch other people's shit, just my own
nightowl [1:39am]: oh ok...why not
Kaniaz [1:39am]: Oh I see. You're so FUSSY about poop.
Kaniaz [1:40am]: Happy to get dirtay with your own poop though
nightowl [1:40am]: kaniaz..stop..XD i cant stop laughing Laughing
Kaniaz [1:40am]: I don't touch his poop. It is not of the same quality texture as mine!
Kaniaz [1:40am]: Ramu the poop attendant
nightowl [1:40am]: lmao
Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"You do a fine poop job. What's your name?\"
Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"Rakkantekimousuka\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"*gets so scared he shits again*\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"OH NO NOT AGAIN SIR.\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: ok i'm boredn ow
Kaniaz [1:41am]: so...ferrets[/b]

Originally posted by Kaniaz

lucidnina [2:44am]: ok twatever

[/b]

yeah she's a sick lil mind isn't she?

Originally posted by Kaniaz
edit #1: SKIP IF EATING.

Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I once had to break up my own shit with my own bare hands so it'd flush properly
nightowl [1:36am]: XD
Kaniaz [1:36am]: you are joking!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Yecccccccccch!
Merckantium [1:36am]: oh my god
Kaniaz [1:36am]: Ramu touched her own POOPY
Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Next time, I used a pencil...o.O
Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I didn't make that mistake twice
docthory remembers he has movies on his computer
nightowl [1:36am]: i dont want to know the answer to that
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: And I washed my hands like ninety times...
Kaniaz [1:37am]: ramupoop. whee.
Merckantium [1:37am]: Well in Afghanistan some of thelocals don't have toilet paper so they use their hand instead.
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Until all of the skin had peeled off
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: All of the contaminated skin
Kaniaz [1:37am]: i mean why didn't you run and leave the poop and blame it on the dog or something
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Barf
Kaniaz [1:37am]: that's what i would of done
Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Because this was in my high school >_<
docthory [1:37am]: rakkan where do you live
Kaniaz [1:38am]: so? it's not like your poop has a name on it so it would of been ok
Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I lived in Syracuse, a New York suburb
Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I know, but unlike some people, I have manners
nightowl [1:38am]: omg...this is halarious
docthory [1:38am]: that explains every thing
Merckantium [1:38am]: LOL!!!!!!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I don't just leave stuff in the toilet for others to gag at
Kaniaz [1:38am]: You're mad raum
Kaniaz [1:39am]: So polite she touches her own poop
nightowl [1:38am]: omg..kaniaz..dont you sleep?!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: I was taught you stay there until everything's taken care of
nightowl [1:39am]: school tomorrow?
Merckantium [1:39am]: That dude is so stupid its hilarious.
Kaniaz [1:39am]: shall i break that poop up for you sir?
Kaniaz [1:39am]: and yes, yes he is
Kaniaz [1:39am]: and no, no school tommorow
Kaniaz [1:39am]: allow me to help you with that poop!
Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: Hell no, I don't touch other people's shit, just my own
nightowl [1:39am]: oh ok...why not
Kaniaz [1:39am]: Oh I see. You're so FUSSY about poop.
Kaniaz [1:40am]: Happy to get dirtay with your own poop though
nightowl [1:40am]: kaniaz..stop..XD i cant stop laughing Laughing
Kaniaz [1:40am]: I don't touch his poop. It is not of the same quality texture as mine!
Kaniaz [1:40am]: Ramu the poop attendant
nightowl [1:40am]: lmao
Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"You do a fine poop job. What's your name?\"
Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"Rakkantekimousuka\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"*gets so scared he shits again*\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"OH NO NOT AGAIN SIR.\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: ok i'm boredn ow
Kaniaz [1:41am]: so...ferrets

[/b]

Well at least we aren't talking about drugs.

[quote][quote]

Twat? I cunt hear you. My phone is disfucktioning...

Howetzer on Pics only thread, made me laugh.

Originally posted by Howetzer
Alaurast78 = your an Angle

Kaniaz [1:39am]: Oh I see. You're so FUSSY about poop.
Kaniaz [1:40am]: Happy to get dirtay with your own poop though
nightowl [1:40am]: kaniaz..stop..XD i cant stop laughing Laughing
Kaniaz [1:40am]: I don't touch his poop. It is not of the same quality texture as mine!
Kaniaz [1:40am]: Ramu the poop attendant
nightowl [1:40am]: lmao
Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"You do a fine poop job. What's your name?\"
Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"Rakkantekimousuka\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"*gets so scared he shits again*\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"OH NO NOT AGAIN SIR.\"
Kaniaz [1:41am]: ok i'm boredn ow
Kaniaz [1:41am]: so...ferrets[/b]

HAHAHAHAH that made me laugh out loud at work.

Kaniaz's humor is all I need in my life to make me smile.

OpheliaBlue [1:45pm]: hey what would you have done if we had become step brother and sister?
OpheliaBlue [1:45pm]:
InTheMoment [1:45pm]: been guilty of incest
InTheMoment [1:45pm]: or step incest
[/b]