"Ladies, always avoid dating a guy who's into circuses. He'll promise you a night of magic and excitement, but ultimately you'll end up with two half-deflated balloons and extra justification for your fear of clowns."
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"Ladies, always avoid dating a guy who's into circuses. He'll promise you a night of magic and excitement, but ultimately you'll end up with two half-deflated balloons and extra justification for your fear of clowns."
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Originally Posted by PixCaliTropic
a synchronocity? this more or less summerize the film "Suzan, Suzn" which i wached on TV last night///Quote:
Originally Posted by spellbee2
this numerical value of degrees might describe the alleged exchange of the real universe with a virtual one (Google more: flat earth, Mandala effect).
this is just ridiculous. ...except one phenomena in RL, that got pixelled... the shape of flames. did anyone notice?
it manifest also in photos - at least on-line i can't find anymore the "old fashioned" free-flowing flames. including my own avatar (see above left) which WAS "old fashion" when i chose it, 2005 or 6, and changed!
-but also in real life... fires changed shapes!
similarly to clouds changing shapes - which can be explained by stuff like air pollution, chemtrails etc;
...well... maybe same effect... or is it Mandala Effect again?
and - obama dream:
Michelle Obama escorts me upstairs to the Obama's new home, a Glamorous old American building. Last story.
Barak Obama : (ceremonial, smiling) "This is the house where you will stay with Barak O'bama."
The couple is very nice to me.
in a corridor outside the front door an elderly man walking, carrying - an ax? a chisel? – I grab it, pull it gently, reluctant to have the man around with such a deadly tool. it have changed into a hoe.
me: [to Barak Obama and some men – who work there?]" its ok, it is a hoe now."
Downstairs, at the building's entrance, some friends of mine:" what?! You stay here with Barak Obama?"
Me: "oh, that was the first thing Barak Obama said to me!"
- climb the stairs to the Obama flat, accompanied by those men – on verge of entering the last story, the floor under me fell, got lower, leaving me hanged on the threshold with both hands. I expected the men to give me a hand, or push me up, but none happened. I heard one (thinking? Saying? "I won't help you." So, no choice – I pushed and pulled myself, inch en edge, getting shortly powerless each time. I made it to safty, ans woke.
WBTB? Almost…
Notes: news revealed that yesterday, 20/1, was Donald Tramp's oath of allegiance.
30/1 – yesterday I saw that man with ax in Dr Who film – some dead align dude kills any human he can, transforms their ghosts into transmitters to constantly transmit his coordinates, until his people will get it and come to save him. The ax man lurks in a corridor of his - spaceship? Crayon store? The Dr saves the day, as usual.
"I am the light of the world… or at least the Italians."
Pretty much the only memorable thing from last nights NLD.
DC: I heard you're cosplaying an asexual thesaurus for valentine's day.
Me: A thesaurus is not a kind of dinosaur.
DC: Oh.
"Yeah, I preformed human transmutation a few times, so what? A hundred and seven years later and the tip of Aang's ding-dong is still frozen to the side of his leg, so HA!"
-Edward Elric
I recall that a dream character in my dream, read the Valentines card from her boyfriend. "Happy Valentines, my love! I can't wait to put my sausage in your oatmeal."
My reaction: *Facepalm*.
A thesaurus is still asexualQuote:
Originally Posted by JadeGreen
Me, walking down a city sidewalk (past mimes?): "People will be wearing suits! And dancing!"
I had a dream about being at school. I think that I was in grade school. I was sitting on the carpet with a group of people when this dream character named, Mariah came up to me and slapped me in the face and told me that she didn't believe in mythical creatures. I recall saying, "WTF!" Then the teacher came and broke up the fight. Then the girl who slapped me, kicked me when the teacher was not looking. :(
EX RECLAIMS FORSKIN, TO BECOME A TIGER?
some forgotten adventures in sort of catacombs -
i meet my ex in certain area there, and he turns into a cyber tooth tiger,
scaring me nearly dead. but the only way to survive it is to turn into one myself, so i do.
(light effects? i remember just a crumble.)
me, outside, to the guys: "this is ar-lan, i mean the arel* [ex ex-name]'s name"
then i get out of the catacombs and some guys are standing, watching quietly the other hill. it is (in the dream (unlike reality) entrance to Ein Carem, the way it was in the 50 or so.
*arel- Hebrew for uncircumcised, intact; the talk was in Hebrew.
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totally foreign language
we performed a future change, and i asked to dream and remember some of it.
fell asleep, dreamed i was waking young Shimrit and talking her into doing something. she had her hair shortened, shoulder high (never saw it that short in real life).
lighting a candle? we discuss how to get ? from these youngsters.
next we are out, near a group of youngsters playing football or the like.
i address them with some question, they answer in a totaly foreign(Asian?) language, they talk, talk, talk, talk some more... at the end i say "thank you" or something generic in English (not Hebrew) and they calm down.
this repeats few times - each time more kids, more talk, ore calm down at the end.
Guy I'm talking to asks, "Are you one of the guys who was sampling my brother's pee?"
My boyfriend asked me if I was drunk. Then when he said that I instantly became drunk.
DC: "What are we going to do?"
Me: "It's OK! Because.... We Did It Allllllll For the Glorrrrrrry of Looooooooooove! Da...Da...Daaaa....DaDaDaDa...DaDaDa.......Da...Da ..Da Da....."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaEBcaLchxU
While I was semi lucid a few nights ago, one of the characters from my comic says to me
"The pretentious pillbug's snakeskin handbag --FUCK! I FORGOT THE REST!! Thats a poem I wrote for you? Do you like it?"
I become lucid and fly off to find my dream guide for the first time. I go through a door and ask the man in front of me if he is my DG. He replied 'I am but not the first, I am your 1000th DG. It was old Porpington who started off the mattresses.'
Dream girl explaining to me why it would never work between us:
"You love taking off......I love landing...."
Marcus' AI fragment when I'm adrift at sea:
"Yoga is the heaviest stable element on the periodic table."
I'm at an event, talking to someone. "I would trust Dubya further than him," I say, "And that's not saying much."
I look and suddenly realize that the very same George W. is seated just feet from where I'm standing and overheard what I just said. I instantly feel bad and pat his shoulder apologetically.
"That's OK," he says, "I'm used to it."
I had a dream that I was being murdered by some DC who shot me. As I lay dying, he kneeled over me and said quote, "Do you know, what is black and white and red all over? Your murder! On front page headline news!!" Then he laughed at me. Then I woke up.
In dream No. 139 A - The TAFE official really gives the bully a piece of her mind, she says to him as she's denying his course enrolment "We're leaving you with no life". Now that's rejection at it's finest.
Then in dream No. 139 B - Logan from SML tells me he's going to get something from the B & S Store, there are many things that could be the abbreviation for... I really hope Logan wasn't meaning the Bull & Shit Store...?
Non-Lucid: I wasn't feeling good before I went to bed. I had a dream that I got hit in the head. I felt dizzy and a bit sick. Apparently, I was a full granting wishing genie and must have misheard the wish when my mistress, Dream character wished that her aunts and uncles were here. Instead, I granted that her Ants and unicorns were there in the dream. I recall saying something like, "(insert Mistress's name here) Made a wish like never before, make her Ants and unicorns come here! So, mote be!!" In result, the walls were full of ants and three unicorns were there eating her carpet. I recall that when I granted the wish, it was painful and my whole body hurt. :/
Was in the Japanese classroom at school, and for some reason there was an in-ground pool in the classroom and my friends and I were sitting in the pool, talking about whether or not we're old enough for something (I forgot what it was):
Classmate: Do you wear an actor's bra?
Me: *starts putting on a brown bra under my one piece togs, for some reason*
Classmate: Do you eat pocky? You're not old enough unless you eat pocky for the reason people eat pocky...steals your innocence...
1. Dad, Grandpa and I were driving up some cascade mountains (imaginary scenery, but amazing). As we were driving alongside a cliff, I thought to myself,
“I don’t want to go off the edge.” Turned a corner at high speed, barely missed a pile of wood. Next corner, too high of a speed, and we drove straight off a cliff, with me flying into the air outside the truck, plummeting to the ground. Then I died. Dad came out and locked on to my tricorder signal. He said,
“Yeah, he’s dead.”
2. I was in a video game and playing it at the same time with Ocarina of Time’s graphics. I was Link when I was playing it. When I tried to open a door, some text said,
“You can’t open this door, but you can change the main male.”
3. I was at a random building with someone saying,
“Put your cups here!”
The voice sounded like it would come from an old, cranky, abusive, female head of an orphanage.
4. I was watching Top Gear. Clarkson narrated this line:
“We looked at the values and first decided to travel to 44°N and 75°W. However, this location was over 9,000 miles away, so we figured it was an elevation marker.”
The scene showed cars driving up a grass hill in Africa.
5. There was a sudden flash flood, and I said,
“Walking on to this sand was a bad idea.”
I was swept away in it.
6. trailer for Gamecube virtual console titles, which included The Legend of Zelda: Partner Village or something(it was supposedly an unreleased game). It also said,
“Classic titles like Super Mario 98!”
7. There were some autobots shooting the enemies that came from the base.
Bot 1: “We need a body gun!”
Bot 2: “Oh yeah, what about Optimus Prime? He sure had one!”
8. I spawned on a bed out in the middle of a city/town somewhere, next to a pizza-selling business, and without pants. The guy went up to me. I said,
“I saw an ad for your pizza place earlier. Now, I want some pizza.”
The guy only shrugged.
9. There was a kid that ‘looped’ (this is unclear; his muscles kinda warped about and stuff) around 6pm every day. His mum said,
“…it’s also the time that he’s open world.” (6pm-9pm, refers to the time that the kid is outside)
10. I was watching a monster on Youtube when I saw the comment,
“Help guys my Wii U is attacking me!”
11. When a policeman told me to do something, I said,
“You know those things where the Narrator sticks around and watches? Well, that’s what I do. I watch.”
12. As we were driving along, we passed Port Orchard, which now had a skyline, with tons of other buildings. I complained,
“Why does Port Orchard get skyscrapers, but Bremerton doesn’t?” (two cities in Washington state)
13. So I entered a cave with tons of cover, a monster, and a humanoid. I was a giant ant sitting on top of a spherical machine, looking at gamefaqs. I made a topic,
“hey guys I’m typing this as an ant in a dream” and then I woke up.
14. I entered what was supposed to be a house. It was dirty, rotting, and had a DC of similar age to me living in it. He said there were 30 mice in it, so I asked him,
“How do you sleep with all that noise?” No answer. Next, the DC yelled,
“When the sound reaches 80Db the channels organize themselves!”
He was yelling because it was really hard to hear him behind a screen.
15. As I was watching the Sony E3 2015 Press Conference, Fallout 4 was shown. Or maybe it was Elder Scrolls VI. I couldn’t tell. The sky and the area had a blue-green tint(slightly), and the narrator mentioned the Dominion. Suddenly, Source models of Mario and Link started running around. Then, Bethesda dropped a megaton. The announcer said,
“Fallout 4…will be…exclusive…to Wii U.”
Afterwards, I hopped on to GameFAQS and sure enough, the boards completely exploded—so much that most users were posting only large numbers.
16. My brother and I time-traveled back around ~150 years and transported ourselves to the UK.5 I asked him,
“Where are all the people?” or something like that. He said,
“There are a lot of people in London.”
17. I was playing a video game. The main character shouted,
“How about some dragon wings or a pickaxe!?” every time I used the attack button.
18. Me: “We can’t survive without apples. None of us can, period.”
19. “The thing about my line of work is…it doesn’t exist yet.” The man in a light blue shirt and cream pants just stared. I cracked an unwilling smile. “The reason people think time travel is so preposterous is that nobody’s ever seen it before.”
20. “I want you to do more than just recite it. I want you to memorize and recite it.” – Some lady
“I hate England. I was brought into Equestria from England. I love Equestria. I really love it here in Equestria. I am a student here in Equestria.” – Me, reciting the lines
21. “Ladies and Gentlemen, this…is NX!” – Reggie, E3 2016 *shows an xbox with several console manufacturers*
22. A teenaged girl was driving down a European road next to a cliff, with me in the passenger seat.
Me: "How long have you been driving?"
Her: "I've been driving for 5 days."
Me: "Oooook, I'm driving, cause I have my license."
23. “I don’t know, Dilbert! ... Dale, I got your name wrong, I’m sorry.” -Tom Paris, talking to Captain Janeway.
“You will have noticed that _______ has programmed the ship to eject her at a vital point” - Janeway
24. DC: "Your hair needs to be taped down."
Me: "How was he defeated last time?"
25. Dad: “I’d climb down those stairs a little more urgently!”
Me: "I went up there 'cause that's where the USB port was." (near the top of Mt. St. Helens)
26. Captain Picard: "If you've watched Sesame Street for as as I have..."
27. Nintendo showed that the NX was "Nintendo Z" (Z was an abbreviation)
Reggie Fils-Amie: "You can take your bowling ball and nurture it back into a golf ball."
28. "Hi, Billy Mays here with Super Cleaner! It's only a dollar twelve."
29. A sign said "the 4th one" after another sign said "the 3rd one".
30. After running to the end of an airport with a couple people, a ball of white light communicated that this was all in our minds and that this was a simulation. This meant that we had to run all the way back to here from the start again, so we did. When we all arrived once more, we tried to think up an escape plan. I said,
“Remember when the light said this was all in our minds? I think it’s true.”
31. There was a blurb that said, “On a tropical island in New York…” on a map that pointed to the location west of Manhattan nearby the fictional point “I-49.” The island was known for its alcoholic parties at night.
32. Watching Top Gear again. James May was driving a car at 15mph down a rough gravel "secret" path. He said to the camera,
“And here, there’s a broken down car, a nice round about (he does a slow backwards 270° turn), …it means there’s a left hand turn here.”
Eventually, Clarkson showed up and told him,
"Even the runner would beat you, James."
33. Guy asking a woman in a map room: “You’ve come to the free south. What will you do? Where will you go?”
34. There was a witch in a small section of forest outside of a real town. Every time I’d go near her, she’d yell,
“Stop trying to join my story.”
She threated to curse me every time.
35. There was a youtube comment from a girl that said,
“I pet my dog over 9000 times this year!” A guy replied,
“It’ll die with 3427 pets next year.”
36. “Well, Grandpa got shot so I had to take him to the hospital.”
37. “The city of Tukwilla. Tukwilla, Kansas, except this isn’t Kansas, so it’s Seattle.”
38. “We gotta enter the ocarina climate every day to prepare for the big one.” A guy said this while he was leaving for a glacier.
39. “My name is clap, and I make notes happen.”
40. “And after you’ve finished with them, cover it with duct tape. I don’t want them filled with squid ink.”
41. “However, this doesn’t make sense, so we’ll use ‘laptop-international-33.ft.’” The guy was talking about direct interactions and distances in 3D and 4D space.
42. “She’s in Michigan…where the center of the storm is… AAAAAHHH!”—Panicked woman talking about an elderly woman.
43. I was on a Federation starship inside a hallway or sorts; there was a room-spanning window with controls all along it. Grant Imahara was at a control panel, talking about a rare wormhole in front of the ship. I replied,
“Oh sure wormholes are rare in Star Trek.”
Something happened to him after I said that. Maybe he fell into the wormhole.
44. This guy from Chicago just showed up at a wedding he wasn’t invited to, and he didn’t know anybody there. He walked over to the dance floor and passed out. Suddenly, it turned into a Youtube video. One of the comments was,
“Should have said never giving up, Livin’ on a prayer.”
45. “Mt. her. Helens was starting to remember. The device had never been used on.” –verbatim, dream journal scene
46. A dalek said, “That shotgun will not survive, it will be incinerated.” So much for that.
47. I was at the top of a 3000ft-building in Los Angeles, similar to the one in Dubai. An interesting idea came from a narrator,
“As time went on, people disliked the closeness of the standard metropolis, and moved into the country. Buildings were scattered over a wide area.”
48. I was at a convention-like building, where there was an escalator nearby. Next to me was a lounge-like section of room with people playing video games. Then, we watched a trailer for a racing game. ‘5K 6K Switch’ displayed on screen. One guy said,
“4K 6K!?”
I sent an instant message to Activision:
“Active, what is your naming system? It makes no sense.”
49. There was a semicircle of rows or people in suits. There were 5 rows, each larger one elevated and behind the last. There were a total of 30-40 DCs standing or sitting in the rows. There were no seats that I could see. The first and smallest barely counted as a row—it was small enough to just be a semicircle around a small table. The smallest 3 rows were not explicitly labeled, but I’m pretty sure it was something like “less paranoid”. The 4th row was labeled “paranoid”, and the 5th row was labeled “sick”. My POV was directly above them, looking down. I was talking about having no reason to fear anything because I was dreaming. But then, a paranoid DC said,
“What are you gonna do when you’re not afraid of fugitives?”
Before I had the chance to reply, a sick DC said,
“I think you should [forgot]! I think I’m gonna be sick…”
50. River Song was getting away from death and surprising the 12th Doctor. There was a prophecy claiming River had to die in a specific place and she didn’t.
“You can’t just defy prophecies and avoid death like this!”-Doc
51. There was another person that liked storms as much as I did. We were watching a video about something. The footage was a little old, and there was probly a hurricane involved. The narrator said,
“Footage like this was used back in the 1980’s to talk about 100 miles per hour.” like it was a cliché or something.
52. I spawned in a store with a white floor. I forgot what I did while lucid. Later, a dalek was around, so I grabbed the nearest dalek cosplay hat. It tricked the dalek into thinking I was one. It said something like,
“This unit is acceptably damaged.” and then gave commands, which I started blankly at. Nothing much else happened. Stupid dalek.