Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

well, I had some DCs say some weird things to me, here goes: I was walking through a library when I passed some DCs reading harry potter books, one of them came up to me and said "harry potter has chosen you, to slay the evil darkling lord of the sith. Take this stainless steel rod, and tell it to go back to zion." I was quite confused by this, but finally the 'darkling' came from behind a statue, and I killed it with the rod, it didn't make sense.

Haha. This thread is great.

The weirdest thing i've heard in a dream recently came from my mother's best friend's 10 year old son. I asked him is he wanted something to drink, and he answered: 'drugs'.
I then checked and told him we'd run out...

My mum and I unleashed me and my siblings in a field... this is what she said:

MUM: Whoever finds the most toilet paper rolls gets the candy!

in real life i work at an ice cream shop and in the case of bad weather etc(ithe customers order outside etc,like a walk up window) we shut the place down..


I was having a dream that zombies were everywhere and all sorts of stuff..I wasnt working but my friend carson was and he drives over when he is suppose to be at work

Me,"Hey man,not a good day at work(i notice he has blood all over him)."
Carson,"Na we had to close up the shop,those damn zombies kept eating all the customers!"



heh i laughed really hard when i woke up

One of the weirder things I can remember a DC saying to me went something like this:

ME: "Are you a human being?"
DC: "No."
ME: "Are you an animal?"
DC: "No."
ME: "What are you?"
DC: "I am a tree."

i had a dream once where God spoke to me

when the almighty spokth he toth me that second to jesus I was his most beloved son.

It was really blurry and a bright flash.. very i know, probably think me nuts or that I have a big ego, but in truth that dream scene suprised me too.


wonder what it could means??

When I was a kid, this brown wicker shade to a window in my bedroom--a recurring character in my dreams--once circled around a sliding closet door in the room five times, saying as it went:

"You saw the tooth fairy five times!"

I can't recall if I had lost a tooth that day or not, but to this day, that phrase sticks in my mind like butter-gum (huh?).

My very first lucid dream, long before I had heard about it:

I am standing on great grass plain, feeling like a real indian, when this beautiful falcon comes flying across the sky and lands before me. The falcon turns into a old man dressed in a penguin suit, (Looking like Jack the Ripper, the way I have always guessed he looked), and walks towards me while saying:

"Good evening. I am Falcon. I am your subconsciousness."

He then teaches me the fundamental principles of lucid dreaming. And for years I thought I was the only one who could do it!

Great thread.

I'm impressed with the things I say in non-lucid dreams.

Just last night I had a dream where I was coloring our patio with a highlighter. After finishing, I realized that I did it all wrong, and said, "It's like painting a wall with whiteout." Nice comparison. I'm more and more proving that I'm not so "mindless" as I once thought in non-lucid dreams.

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I had another doozey yesterday morning...

While partially LDing, I had removed the top of a DC's skull (who didn't mind the procedure for some reason!), exposing their brain. Another DC in the background quoted, "Oh, no...I'm not throwing THAT! ".

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Well, just last night one of my DCs bumped up into a nurse who was holding a syringe. Then the nurse was relieved and said, "Oh, it's a good thing that-" And at that point she ended up sticking the DC.

It was funny to me...

How far can this airplane fly on a full tank of gas?

About 500 feet further than I can swim.

Ah hah! The search function does work!

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
while I was having sex with a DC, I tried to maintain lucidity by having a conversation with him during the sexing, to which he replied

"Will you please shut up?"

I vote this one is my favorite.

Anyway I remember a really weird non-lucid conversation I was having with some guy while we were in the breakfast line at a hotel, fighting over who get's what cereal on a big table full of different boxes. According to some hidden hotel rules we werne't allowed to share, we picked a box at random and were stuck with it. The conversation wnet very roughly like this:

I grabbed those miniature french toast things, and he grabs cherios, and he goes, "Can I trade? I love those."

Me: "No, you picked cherios!"

Him: "But I hate cherios! What the fuck is the point of cherios?! They're stupid little tastless rings! I want to switch!"

Me: "Why would I switch for tastless little rings?"

Him: "Oh come on, cherios are great! They're delicious! I'll tell you what, just hold the box for a few minutes, and I'll take the other one, just.... just work with me, try it out for a second."

Me: "Okay *I take his box and he takes mine*

Him: *running away* "No trade backs!"

EDIT

I also remember I dreamed getting stoned with all my friends and they started playing their instruments like we did every afternoon of every day in highschool, and one of my friends goes into this intense solo and then another friend rips the cord out of the amp and goes, "Dude! We didn't hang with mister or chase the fucking dragon so just chill out!"

I had a weird response from a dog when i wasn't lucid yet.

me: What time is it?
dog: Oh it's fun-fun time!
me: wait... dogs can't talk.. i must be dreaming..
(not paying attention to dog) dog: it's about rape time!
(me looking disturbed at the dog) me: wha...?
dog: i mean... wuff!
(dog runs away)

Last night while I was lucid I asked one of my DCs what it was like to be a dream character. She replied, "How should I know, you created me."

My mom's friend (on the phone): something's happened to your mom.
me: what is it?
her: I can't tell you that, or you won't cry at the funeral
me: ...you're kidding right?
her: yes


O.o

This was from my first LD, after eavesdropping on a flying lesson:

"Avoid the semen. It causes cancer."

In another dream, I was at a huge outdoor assembly in the late Renaissance while attending a private school. There were people in giant sombreros handing out apples and shouting, "Apple! Apple!" However, they had speech impediments and talked slowly, so it sounded like, "Ap-po! Ap-po!" (Some people took off their sombreros and immitated them.)

I don't know what really happened in this here dream. This took place in a mythical castle setting. A knight did something to disappoint one of the princesses, and she said, "He will have his cock penis cut off!" (Those exact words.)

At my elementary school, there are stairs leading from the field to the pavement. Someone pushed me down the stairs, and I said, "How dare you! I'm-" I woke up, and said, "suing."

*waiting at the door of a building which is supposed to be a library*

*some random DC approaches*

Me: Excuse me, where's the librarian?
Random DC: Librarian?
Me: uh.. isn't this a library?
Random DC: I don't know, it's your dream.


I just loooove these wasted chances ...not.

Yeah...I've learned most of my DCs are smart asses and won't give me a straight answer. Perhaps that's a reflection of myself

Actually, I think the only worthwile thing I've ever heard from a DC came from a mouse.

Originally posted by Pdoubledreaming
me"dude im so dreaming right now and i could make you fly away if i wanted to"

dc's response".......dumbass"


*dream character floats a few inches off the ground and i throw him back and forth in teh air"

dc"aww skeet skeet skeet"


yeaa...i was like wtf in my dream too..weird

Funny

Intriguing that he called you a skeet

By your action, could he have meant that he thought you were a
1) white, aggressive, uneducated teenager
2) A coke addict
3) Someone who uses the pull out technique

Several people were talking, and one son added to the discussion "All X have a Y" or something like that. His dad said "No, that's not always true, remember *sad event*"? His son became upset and went running out of the room. To my surprise, my twin went running out of the room and I was thinking "Why did that upset him? It doesn't mean anything to him"? Then my dad interjects "Is that damn pussy gonna cry"!?

After the moment had passed, my twin returns, and with a serious tone says "No. But I really gotta go". He meant #1, and it was in the same serious tone that Harry Potter from Courtney's dream replied "I need to rent John Wayne movies".

* My wife Lisa was pregnant with our first child (Adrienne (girl)). I was with my dream guide or spirit guide in a lucid and thought I would test her insight and she if she could tell me the sex of the baby before we knew at the time.

Me: Okay I'm not testing you or anything...
Guide (DC): YES you are!
Me: Okay, I am a little...do you know the sex of the baby?
Guide (DC): Just stand and deliver!

*Geez what a smart ass!

Fresh from my mind.

In one of my recent LDs, I wanted to find out how DC's would react when I stated they were merely a projection from my mind. So...

Me: You do know this is a dream, right?
*no reply*
Me: In other words, what would you say if someone got here and claimed this is a dream?
*few seconds later*
random DC: Tastes like chocolate.

*random DC walks off, while I walk to the nearby wall with the intention to pass through it, but instead just bounce back to the ground when yet another smart DC awards me with an even smarter comment*

smarty DC: Red, isn't it?

*the rest of the dialogue was censored due to it's abusive badword content*

My non-lucid dream last night ended with some guy saying something along these lines:

"Burn...It feels you, it wants you" <.<

Then I woke up, It was wierd, lol.