Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I am in a fast food place like McDonalds or something and on display in the middle of the room is their new promotion showing 4 suits from star wars. A stormtrooper, a jedi, a chewbacca and something else. On the stormstrooper there was a logo of what felt to be a cleaning company in the dream positioned right in the stomach of the outfit. I decided to question that and accidentally, or not, I found myself asking a cleaner of the restaurant.

Me: "What does that mean?"
DC Cleaner: "That there are other people that work who wears suits"

Woman-Ouch... Ouch!!!
Me-Do you need any help?
Woman-Yes. They shot me. I'm dead.
Me-What's your name?
Woman-Beatriz. You must be surprised also.
Me-Yes. You look like an asian boy. Where are you from?
Woman-I was born in Paris and my name is Beatriz. Here's my ID.

(I woke up before i could see the ID. It seems that lately i've been talking to a lot of dead DC's)

"My hair looks like snakes!"
"But...I don't wanna be a horse!"
"Noooo...don't paint the mustang black. Waaaaaait. Stop it."

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!"

A woman upon seeing me naked in public.

"I drew the simulacrum and then suddenly it turned into a giant insect!"

Great non-lucid flying dream, superman taught me some tricks about speed control.

In one interlude at a home remodel that we messed up a bit, after fixing things and on the way out went past a table of muffins. One was multicolored including "strawberry" flavor (looked like red velvet: red cake with red chunks) someone grabbed it after me and I exclaimed,

"Get the FUCK off my strawberry muffin!"

then later when I couldn't see superman any more I asked,

"Ok, so where's flyboy?"

I opened a door to see a sort of ballroom with DC's doing the hustle to classical music. I walked up to one and as soon as I got close to it it said "Turkeys are the best soaps!" while still dancing.

"What are you talking about? It's just the moons sticking together. That's what all the craters on the big one are for, so all the little ones can fit nicely in the basins."

Skanky gas station alcoholic girl says: "You think I wouldn't recognize the truck I got half-pregnant in two weeks ago?"

Stepped over the "acceptable acts" line with a sex partner in a non-lucid who said "Ok, that's *enough* of *that* dream!"

On the mirror, talking to my reflected self.
Me- "Why am i here?"
Reflected Me - "To give happiness to your family at home."

"Look at that cute little thing, it's like a dachshund horse."
(looks like I've got a horse theme lately o.O)

Just before I wake up I hear a song playing in the background. here are the lyrics and how it was sung:

"Life is easier when a child that's fallen over is dead"

*(It was all sung softly and the last word is prolonged)*

Life is easier
when a child that's
fallen over
is dead

Standing at the back of my house with a dream-character girl. The door is open and I can see deer running around in the garden. They're moving closer, so I close the door (as I do so the deer turn into goats.) A moment later, one of the goats somehow jumps and squeezes in through the letterbox.

Me: [turning to the dream-character] ...how did that just? That shouldn't be possible!"
DC: "Yeah...you'd think that, having witnessed an execution, goats would know better"

0.o

“The black hand tells an interesting lie: A male being knows pencil.”

Some DCs were angry at me because I crashed into their car. I leaned out to try to reason with them and they all started shouting at me and one of them called me "Butt-Cheese Girl" lmao

Here's the DJ entry

Me:How do I transform into a dolphin?
Dolphin:Is your tail end out of this country? Bend your feet!

I bent my feet and woke up.

I'm talking with friends about chip technology, "I really love those Atmel 8-bit processors", then I say: "You know that tiny one with like 6 pins? I would love to boot f^&*ing Linux on that little motherf^&*er!"

Almost everyday, when i look at my clock in the morning or at night, it's 11:11. I've read in the internet that this could be something. So, i decided to search for an answer in a LD.
Me, in the bathroom, talking to my reflected self in the mirror:
Me-"Why do i see 11:11 in my clock almost everyday?"
Reflected me-"Because we can only count to 10."

^Same thing keeps happening to me everyday!!! I see all sorts though. 11:11, 13:13, 1:11, 10:10, 12:12, 3:33, 17:17, 15:51, etc. All possible ways and types of digital clocks. It's amazing because it's always naturally. Just when I need to see the time it is something like this. If I miss it, it is usually by 1-2 minutes ahead or behind. Glad to know I'm not the only one and that seems like a good idea to ask in a dream

"You have proven that you are worthy. You may touch my bicep." (Flexes)

I am in an ice cream shop and notice a family talking about buddhism with their 20is son. I approach and join the conversation by asking what sort of buddhism he practices. he replies "Quonto Buddhism." I reply I have never heard of that tradition and ask him where it comes from. he says

"It comes from Quonto. Quonto is an independent nation that exists within the borders of all other other nations. It is everwhere."

weird.

One of my coworkers told me this today:

Originally Posted by Jasmine

(paraphrased) I wanted to visit a dolphin friend of mine at a sea park. But then the park introduced killer whales that systematically killed people who couldn't stop themselves from jumping into the water. An old man who took care of the whales pulled out a drawer with a human baby inside it.

"It's the hearts of babies that keep the whales going.."

He then proceeded to rip out the baby's heart and tossed it to the whales, who went crazy bonkers for it.

Originally Posted by Falcon

(another coworker who overheard the convo, who said, from the point of view of the dolphin) "Well, there goes the neighborhood."

I loled sooo haaaaarrrrrrd

Last night...

DC: "What kind of car do you drive?"
Me: "A TAHOE"
DC: "I've never seen a TA pull a HOE"

One of the times I heard a DC say something funny was when there was a lawnmower going on in the background of the dream, and I sort of overheard a conversation between two DCs, and the one guy who was supposedly a 'special' person of some kind said, about the lawnmower sound, "This is the only music I get to hear at camp."
I had to write a paragraph about something for drama but I hadn't done it because I hadn't known we were supposed to, so my teacher said, "Well, just write a letter to NASA, then."
I was in a women's changing room at a swimming pool/playground, and a bunch of about 20 army guys came in. I asked them what they were doing, figuring they'd have some valid reason for being there, as they were army guys and all. The main one replied, "Playing chess." I was just like "Okay," and never even figured out whether he was supposed to be joking or not. In the same dream, I heard our neighbour say that I was lovely, but I thought she said 'ugly' at first, and I told her this and said jokingly "and I never thought you'd say that out loud!" She said, "Yeah, I'd never say that out loud." O_O
These aren't that funny but they're only ones from this year because I don't have my books of last year's dreams next to me right now ;P.