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      In my dream , i had an idea to solve a situation. But that idea was hopeless.. So a DC say to me
      "Since when you wait the sunrise from East"
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      Talking to a coat rack:

      Me: "Hi! What's your name!?"
      Coat rack: "I'm Hank, and my son is Frank!"
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      A girl is getting back from her fat-readjustment treatment (moved it from her inner thighs to her face/cheeks!), and at one point leans back entirely naked. I'm amazed at what I see and think/say:"Whoa! They didn't use to show that on TV!"
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      reading some old DJ entries. Ran into this one, I didn't realize exactly how funny it was until rereading it, because it seemed perfectly normal when I had it:

      I am laying on my car in the church parking lot.
      "Ah! I just was in a lucid dream!" I say and look around.
      "Can you not get back to sleep?" Fryingman says. He is lying on his car too.
      "Nah, I already tried."
      "you'll get it next time." He says.
      "I just had an LD too!" PercyLucid says. He is jumping out of the back of a flat bed truck.
      "Did you get a goal done?" I ask.
      "..." muffled response as I hear my alarm and wake up.

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      In one encounter of last night's lucid sexcapade, I offer up myself to a female DC for some attention and she responds:

      "With what, all of your two inches?!"

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      I am with my mum and brother I find myself walking barefoot and playing a small blue ball that is very hard which wasn't there before. As we go outside the building there is a black guy dressed in Brazil's football kit and the moment we are out he eyes the football I have and so move towards me. I play with the ball and pass to my brother. he passes it back. This guys approaches me and asks to play, whilst he tries to tackle me. I dribble the ball and manage to pass it to my brother but not before his foot stomps where the ball was moments ago which is now where my barefoot is. It hurts a bit but the pain quickly diminishes. I then reply to the guy that "I can't play because I am barefoot". My mum sits down as I begin to play with my brother and this guy, just passing the ball.

      DC guy asks: "How do I pay you?"
      Me: "You can pay me in good passes and... kisses"
      (After I say it I am thinking "wtf did I just say?...Oh well")

      So I watch the guy waiting for his response and he gets the ball and picks it up with his hands. He gets angry and looks like he is struggling to control himself. He throws down and ball hard on the floor and is about to shoot it away as hard and as far as he possibly can. He controls himself and doesn't shoot.

      DC guy then says: "pieces" (and then repeats himself) "pieces"
      Me thinking: "What could he possibly be talking about...Did he think I said "pieces" instead of "kisses"? That's good for me I guess."

      I realize my mum is waiting so I plan on going and end up waking.
      "One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving."

      The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho

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      A dream charter randomly showed up, had a big smile on his face and said OJ did it XD
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      Kevin Durand: (to me) What are you doing?
      Me: I'm pouring wine for the goats.

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      Quote Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue View Post
      Kevin Durand: (to me) What are you doing?
      Me: I'm pouring wine for the goats.
      Haha the sad thing is this just seemed so automatically rational to me, for a second I was like, "...What's so funny?" Goats need wine too dammit!

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      "What is wrong with all you dreamers these days? Cut your hair and grow a pair, boy!"

      -Old rich buisnessman.
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      Dumbledore's graffiti on the wall (green paint): "Harry, make it white"
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      "One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving."

      The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho

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      My wife and I are trying to get our boom box back that we'd lent to the gym.

      Gym guy: "I'll have to move it to the 1 million 2 million room"
      Wife: "Yet another change at this place."
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      Had a dream about choosing between stopping someone from finding out about the truth about me and saving a plane that was going to crash. I chose to put myself on the line and flew up to save that plane that was crashing. I could hear someone say, "Why didn't you tell me?!" in the dream.



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      My dad grabbed me on the shoulder and said sternly,

      'And THATS why I cant ever retire son- everyone is wearing Regatta jackets.'
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      At my birthday party at my sister's place, my niece E comes to me in tears, saying:

      "Uncle XYZ was in a car accident and all the China he bought for your birthday got broken!"
      Someone to the side mumbled "BS, it's his typical excuse"
      Me: "Hey, it's my BD, no talking like that!"

      later when everyone is drinking wine and I want some, too, I get handed a bottle of local "authentic" Irish Lager, and a guy on the couch recited an amusing limerick about the Irish in a perfect Irish accent. Forgot the words, unfortunately.

      My sister (it was quite a birthday party) said "The spoon for the chocolate is on the table on top of a stone."

      Sure enough, it was!

      Sister (she was full of really good ones): "We don't use the upstairs bathroom at Easter (the fish get too cold)."
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      I was asking my aunt if she wanted to come somewhere with me, and she says "Sorry, I can't be in this dream right now, I'm busy."

      And I still don't become lucid -_-

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      Everyone in your dream world is terrified of the power you have! Aah!
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      "Can you bring me your most expensive champagne. I want to see how much I have to drink before I can sing like Tim Timberland" (As he said this his voice kept getting deeper and deeper so much that I could hear each vibration).

      - DC ordering in a restaurant
      "One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving."

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      I'm gonna look up people who died on that day XD

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      Me to (apparently my) chimp: "Do you want to go downstairs and I'll teach you all about king and pawn endings?" (chess)
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      So I'm working in McDonalds in 1 dream..When I'm handing out the bags one lady has a complaint and tells me I placed a smiling head in her happy meal
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      Me and my son Chris (who aged 6 years to 18 just for this dream), was taking the train from the airport with me after interviewing for jobs there. The train was really crowded and we were squished in there, so I asked him "Are you ok?" He said "No, I'm HAPPY! I got a job making breakfasts for passengers, just like I always wanted." His job was making the scrambled eggs lol.
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      Government Official: *points to flying bird in sky* "Can you tell me what that is?"
      Patrick Star: "An airplane, and the sky full of thunder."

      Hmm.
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      Got trolled last night

      DC Boss: "I'm assessing how everyone did and I've put it into 4 categories." *Shows 4 pieces of paper*
      "1. You didn't do anything I asked, and I will probably fire you"
      "2. You did little work, but not enough."
      "3. You done almost everything that was needed."
      "4. Turd."

      DC Boss: "Which one do you think you will get?"
      Me: "I'm getting a turd!"
      *Boss and colleagues laugh uncontrollably*
      Me: "You f***ing bastard!"
      *Realizes that I just insulted my boss*
      Me: "Wait, does this mean that you are going to end it now?" (as in fire me)
      DC Boss: *Still laughing* "Oh I hate the word 'candid'; not if you go and burn the songs from this cd into this." *Hands me an electronic device*
      "One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving."

      The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho

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