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      Me to a DC: " Are you coming pie?"
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      I saw a normal dream that is about lucid dreaming.For some reason most of the dc are trying to catch me (idk inception?) and i was trying to find my uncouncious mind.i was escaping with a dc too.After killing my dc with a truck and my "lucid" powers,i managed to escape.My dcs came to me and said:

      -"What are you doing?"
      +"I am attacking them!"
      -"WE HELP YOU TO THINK,WHY DID YOU DO THIS?"
      +"What?"

      After that i go to cafe and stuff,she said:

      -"Hey,are you in a lucid dream?"
      +"Yes."
      -"Then what is 10+5?"
      +"Yeah i like that"
      -"I knew it."

      after then i wake up by an alarm

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      Swimming in a foggy, dark expanse of water, lost in between continents, a great booming voice calls out,

      "THE ICE MACHINE IS BROKEN"
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      Quote Originally Posted by FryingMan View Post
      Swimming in a foggy, dark expanse of water, lost in between continents, a great booming voice calls out,

      "THE ICE MACHINE IS BROKEN"
      Amazing



      So i tried WILD a couple times before and failed after that when i was dreaming one of the dc comed and said

      -"Hey you should try WBTB"



      I tried to WILD.So when i was in trans,my unconcious mind comed and said:

      -"Yağız!We are almost there.Are you ready for your first Lucid Dream?"
      +"Yes!I am,ready!"
      -"Awesome!You should talk with some dcs "
      +"You are right!I sho-"

      My brother comes to my room and thakes the tablet that i was using for hyptonize music.

      +"I am going after him."
      -"Maybe you should wait?"
      +"Nah,I was liking that"
      -"Alright then,come after you take the tablet and continue."
      +"Hope that i can continue"

      Well I failed
      Last edited by spellbee2; 10-29-2016 at 08:23 PM. Reason: Merged triple post

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      Quote Originally Posted by ATurkHere View Post
      I tried to WILD.So when i was in trans,my unconcious mind comed and said:

      -"Yağız!We are almost there.Are you ready for your first Lucid Dream?"
      +"Yes!I am,ready!"
      -"Awesome!You should talk with some dcs "
      I love this! More please

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      Quote Originally Posted by Saizaphod View Post
      I love this! More please
      So when it was my thirth (or fourth idk) attempt i saw my uncounsious mind for first time.Well he (i use "he" because he mostly appears in a male gender)
      was shaped kind of flowery-human so we talk a little bit,became friends (I need a psychologist) after 5 min, i ask him:

      +"Hey why is your face shaped like flower petals?"
      -"Wow.You ask me how my shape is flower petals?"
      +"Yeah,why not human?"
      -"Dude look around you.All you see is white blobs and you still ask me why i am flower shaped?At least i am a humanoid! (human-something mixture)"
      +"Well you are right."

      After talking to him i wanted to help me see lucid dreams.After that day everytime i try lucid dreaming he appears from somewhere and helps me."



      In my first WILD attempt, i was basicly going tunnel after tunnel,so i thought i was "lost" in my dream.So i look around and find a couple not-so-human characters,so i ask them:

      +"Where do i go?"
      -*shows the way with its finger(?)*
      +"Thank you :3"

      a couple tunnels later i finally managed to go to my dream,and found that some "dcs" that i talked to was cheering me (some of them had anonymous masks, and some of them was looking like ailens)

      +"I AM THERE!I AM ALMOST THERE!I WILL FLAI AI WIEL LAZEAR EVERYWER YAAAA-"

      ...thanks brother



      When i was in my fifth attempt,i talked with my unconicous mind:

      +"Hey mate,i wrote down some lucid dream tasks,but i dont know what should i add."
      -"Maybe you can make some -Dream Character Questions&Sentences-"
      +"But what should i ask?"
      -"Dude i dont know,maybe something like you are dreaming?
      +"Maybe I can look at from internet"
      -"Alright then."

      *mom comes in*

      +"THATS THE FOURTH TIME FOR GOD(Allah ) SAKE!"
      -"I know,but maybe she can g-"

      "Hey Yağız wake up"



      So its 7th attempt of me tring to WILD.
      (+:Me -:My Unconicous Mind =:My Happiness(?)(or Love) Emotion)

      -"Hey Yağız I want to intruduce a new chacarcter "
      +"Who is he?"
      -"Your Love Emotion."
      +"Dude i am thirteen just what are you talking about"
      -"Well you made that emotion"
      ="Oh hey,I am your Love emotion "
      +"Are you sure about that?"
      ="Uhh,yeah?"
      *touches me*

      I swear to god it was the BEST feeling ever



      9th attempt.

      +"I still cant believe i have a LOVE emotion"
      %"Yeah but still i do exsist in your mind"
      -"Its your love of humanity.Basicly you have an emotion to help people?"
      +"So i am kind?Thats cool."
      *my love emotions arm-hood stretches next to me*
      +"What?"
      %"Yeah cool right"

      btw,my love emotion looks like this: Attachment 9518



      8th attempt.

      -"Why not try corpse position?It even stops the moving urge."
      +"Well it feels nice"

      *10 min later*

      +"OW MY SHOULDER HURTS SO BADLY!"
      -"Dude i said that you should use corpe position!"
      %"Just turn you can contiune."
      +"Okay then."

      annnnd i failed.
      Last edited by spellbee2; 10-29-2016 at 08:22 PM. Reason: Merged from the rare sextuple post
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      "How did it take you that long to get lucid? This cardboard box has a huge American flag printed on it. Are you an idiot or something?"
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      Me, to some kind of health inspector: "Maybe I'm missing out, but I showered this morning and nobody has peed on me since then."

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      Walking through a crowd of DCs

      me: "Who will be the president? Trump or Hillary Clinton?"
      male DC: "25"

      My DCs are silly

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      Quote Originally Posted by gab View Post
      Walking through a crowd of DCs

      me: "Who will be the president? Trump or Hillary Clinton?"
      male DC: "25"

      My DCs are silly
      ^^^
      - I had one of those voting dreams where I went to the voting poll with an ace bandage wrapped around my head because I was invisible. The volunteer Inspector who was responsible for checking people's ID in the dream told me, "Sorry, we need to see your face, ma'am!" So, I unwrapped the ace bandage and scared people there. The incident was all over the news. It made more news than who won the election.
      Later in the dream Hillary Clinton wanted me to be quote, an "Invisible Agent". Donald Trump said quote,"If she is invisible, she probably is not that attractive." :/ I'm not that surprised that he said that in my dream.

      -Chief investigator dream character who looked like Douglas Davidson told one of other the cops, "You can't catch the quarry if we shut up the bate!!" Later in the same dream: I remember that a drunk DC was heckling me. He said quote, "You are doing it wrong!! It's going to be all in the newspapers!! You are an embarrassment to the force!"

      - I was at some snotty little kid's birthday where I was using the bathroom, going to the bathroom when these little buggers poured a bucket of urine on me. I remember that I was like: "Oh, thanks!!" -_-
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      Attempt 10

      -"Dude where are you?Did you stopped lucid dreaming?"
      +"I have to,there is exams."
      -"I am you unconcious mind i can help."
      +"No i mean i need to sleep at least 4 or 5 hours"
      -"WTF 5 HOURS!"
      +"Yeah I know right."
      -"No its your 10th attempt and you still didnt saw a lucid dream!You know how much youre in derpression and you want to get out of this thing."
      +"I know but they did something."
      -"What?"
      +"They put all of the exams in one week."
      -"what"
      +"yeah"
      -"Wow."
      +"Oh and also i put our speeches in a forum called dreamviews."
      -"Dreamviews?What is that?"
      +"Its basicly a forum that contains people thats attracted to dreams."
      -"So youre one of them"
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      i need tips

      -I use WILD,so please no mild or dild
      -I dont want to use wbtb(Wake back to bed)
      -I use corpe method (basicly something that helps you during the control part)
      -it sometimes takes too long
      -i have insomnia
      -it sometimes gets hot (a lot)
      -i REALLY want to see a lucid dream
      -i have been "training" for a couple month now
      -i can bend objects (blobs) and my dreams are more vivid (true story before i started lucid dreaming i didnt saw a dream.it was all black)
      -its hard to see colors
      -i sometimes vibarate so hard for no reason :/
      -you guys are pro

      please help

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      I don't know if this will make sense or be funny to anyone but me, but right near the end of the dream, a guy says "and that was the only time I got accused of racism in France that day." I see, in slow motion, a replay of the events, which show him flying over some parked cars, knocking on the roofs, and he gets to one which as a dog in it which somehow resembles Yoda and has long sagging hair and eyes and everything, and the guy says, "sorry, I'm looking for an Asian man." I think he was accused of racism for supposedly mistaking the dog for the Asian man. And I found that kind of funny.
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      Me, reading the title off of a book: "OK! How were you born to be 'doing it'?"

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      I am playing a dungeons and dragons type game. This guy with long black curly hair says.

      "I eat the dwarven greatsword of harry potter. I now do plus two damage against hot tubs."
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      19th try.



      +"You know what i think you have a problem"
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      "Lighting might never strike the same place twice, but Six pieces of the moon hit the same spot in Australia, what do you make of that, hmm? It will take a million years for the earth to recover from such a travesty."

      -Marcus, After I hit the moon at the speed of light or faster and destroyed it.
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      In one lucid dream that I had, there was this Scarlett Johansson look-alike who was behaving like she was from the Prehistoric era. At one point in the dream, she was playing with a vacuum. She literally, stuck the end of the dirty vacuum hose in her mouth when none of us were watching her. Yuck!
      Then she accidently turned it on. Her reaction on her face was priceless. It was sucking her face and her tongue. She was screaming and crying.
      I recall that I quickly turned the vacuum off and told her, "No!! Yucky!!" It was like I was talking to a little kid.
      Then I left Kevin's house to stop some evil guy from taking over the world. I recall hearing Brian saying, "Alright, next time we take the extra-dimensional fugitive to my place." Then I woke up.
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      Stretching the definition of what a dream character "Said" but honestly dream periodicals are pretty interesting as well. This was from a dream I didn't post because aside from this the dream was really quite boring.

      I forgot about the music and my phone stopped working. I looked for something else to do. There was some kind of newspaper/magazine type reading material. I picked it up, and I was thinking about how it would be funny to see whats in it. The headline had a picture of the cover of the children's book 'Goodnight Moon', and read "Cow Jumps over moon; Cows being investigated as possible alternative to rockets." I wanted to read the whole article but all I remembered was something about Jupiter turning into a cube shape for fourteen minutes and scientists not being able to figure out why, along with a picture of a cube shaped Jupiter.

      I wanted to see what was in the comics and the dream scene shifted to the kitchen in my house. One of the comics was just a one page picture of my dream self carrying a giant brown mug of green tea with a determined look on his face and the caption reading. "When a glorious sight appears." I thought about how in the dream world I would essentially be a celebrity because I create the world that everyone else lives in and somehow this is like a political cartoon. I then thought I wanted to read Calvin and Hobbes and looked for one and saw a picture of Calvin's head on the body of the princess Leia slave outfit and thought it was funny but maybe not appropriate for a newspaper.

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      I then remember being in my brother's bedroom looking for my shoes. I asked my brother Where my shoes were? He answered with, "Sorry, I filled your shoes with Cement." Facepalm*
      For some reason, I was putting on scuba gear to clean the attic in the dream.
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      Quote Originally Posted by gab View Post
      Walking through a crowd of DCs

      me: "Who will be the president? Trump or Hillary Clinton?"
      male DC: "25"

      My DCs are silly
      This reminds me of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Mrs. Puff asks Patrick to introduce himself in front of the whole class and after some nervous stuttering he replies with "24". (Yeah, I see the close reference right there!)

      Oh! A while ago I had this weird dream about some winter storm with snow-nados I saw out in the distance while taking a bus to work, and then out of nowhere I heard this voice say something like:

      "I will now turn the blizzard around at twelve degrees."

      We just turn around and go the other way until suddenly we're all like trying to get through this miniature-scale LEGO brick maze, LOL
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      I dreamt I told a friend and Home Depot employee that their system was weird and that they were all full of ORANGE. o.O You know, like color, not the fruit.

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      "It's not normal for quiche to fly this high."
      - Don my dream guide to me.
      Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

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      I'm at some wired soccer game.

      Me:Whats that?
      DC: It's a soccer game for audience which are so dumb that nobody wants to sit next to them

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