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      "Ladies, always avoid dating a guy who's into circuses. He'll promise you a night of magic and excitement, but ultimately you'll end up with two half-deflated balloons and extra justification for your fear of clowns."
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      Quote Originally Posted by PixCaliTropic View Post
      This reminds me of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Mrs. Puff asks Patrick to introduce himself in front of the whole class and after some nervous stuttering he replies with "24". (Yeah, I see the close reference right there!)

      Oh! A while ago I had this weird dream about some winter storm with snow-nados I saw out in the distance while taking a bus to work, and then out of nowhere I heard this voice say something like:

      "I will now turn the blizzard around at twelve degrees."

      We just turn around and go the other way until suddenly we're all like trying to get through this miniature-scale LEGO brick maze, LOL
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      "Ladies, always avoid dating a guy who's into circuses. He'll promise you a night of magic and excitement, but ultimately you'll end up with two half-deflated balloons and extra justification for your fear of clowns."
      a synchronocity? this more or less summerize the film "Suzan, Suzn" which i wached on TV last night///
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      this numerical value of degrees might describe the alleged exchange of the real universe with a virtual one (Google more: flat earth, Mandala effect).
      this is just ridiculous. ...except one phenomena in RL, that got pixelled... the shape of flames. did anyone notice?
      it manifest also in photos - at least on-line i can't find anymore the "old fashioned" free-flowing flames. including my own avatar (see above left) which WAS "old fashion" when i chose it, 2005 or 6, and changed!
      -but also in real life... fires changed shapes!
      similarly to clouds changing shapes - which can be explained by stuff like air pollution, chemtrails etc;
      ...well... maybe same effect... or is it Mandala Effect again?
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      and - obama dream:
      Michelle Obama escorts me upstairs to the Obama's new home, a Glamorous old American building. Last story.
      Barak Obama : (ceremonial, smiling) "This is the house where you will stay with Barak O'bama."
      The couple is very nice to me.
      in a corridor outside the front door an elderly man walking, carrying - an ax? a chisel? – I grab it, pull it gently, reluctant to have the man around with such a deadly tool. it have changed into a hoe.
      me: [to Barak Obama and some men – who work there?]" its ok, it is a hoe now."
      Downstairs, at the building's entrance, some friends of mine:" what?! You stay here with Barak Obama?"
      Me: "oh, that was the first thing Barak Obama said to me!"
      - climb the stairs to the Obama flat, accompanied by those men – on verge of entering the last story, the floor under me fell, got lower, leaving me hanged on the threshold with both hands. I expected the men to give me a hand, or push me up, but none happened. I heard one (thinking? Saying? "I won't help you." So, no choice – I pushed and pulled myself, inch en edge, getting shortly powerless each time. I made it to safty, ans woke.
      WBTB? Almost…
      Notes: news revealed that yesterday, 20/1, was Donald Tramp's oath of allegiance.
      30/1 – yesterday I saw that man with ax in Dr Who film – some dead align dude kills any human he can, transforms their ghosts into transmitters to constantly transmit his coordinates, until his people will get it and come to save him. The ax man lurks in a corridor of his - spaceship? Crayon store? The Dr saves the day, as usual.
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      "I am the light of the world… or at least the Italians."
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      Pretty much the only memorable thing from last nights NLD.

      DC: I heard you're cosplaying an asexual thesaurus for valentine's day.
      Me: A thesaurus is not a kind of dinosaur.
      DC: Oh.
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      "Yeah, I preformed human transmutation a few times, so what? A hundred and seven years later and the tip of Aang's ding-dong is still frozen to the side of his leg, so HA!"

      -Edward Elric
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      I recall that a dream character in my dream, read the Valentines card from her boyfriend. "Happy Valentines, my love! I can't wait to put my sausage in your oatmeal."

      My reaction: *Facepalm*.

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      Quote Originally Posted by JadeGreen View Post
      Pretty much the only memorable thing from last nights NLD.

      DC: I heard you're cosplaying an asexual thesaurus for valentine's day.
      Me: A thesaurus is not a kind of dinosaur.
      DC: Oh.
      A thesaurus is still asexual
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      Me, walking down a city sidewalk (past mimes?): "People will be wearing suits! And dancing!"
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      I had a dream about being at school. I think that I was in grade school. I was sitting on the carpet with a group of people when this dream character named, Mariah came up to me and slapped me in the face and told me that she didn't believe in mythical creatures. I recall saying, "WTF!" Then the teacher came and broke up the fight. Then the girl who slapped me, kicked me when the teacher was not looking.
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      EX RECLAIMS FORSKIN, TO BECOME A TIGER?
      some forgotten adventures in sort of catacombs -
      i meet my ex in certain area there, and he turns into a cyber tooth tiger,
      scaring me nearly dead. but the only way to survive it is to turn into one myself, so i do.
      (light effects? i remember just a crumble.)
      me, outside, to the guys: "this is ar-lan, i mean the arel* [ex ex-name]'s name"

      then i get out of the catacombs and some guys are standing, watching quietly the other hill. it is (in the dream (unlike reality) entrance to Ein Carem, the way it was in the 50 or so.

      *arel- Hebrew for uncircumcised, intact; the talk was in Hebrew.
      ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~
      totally foreign language
      we performed a future change, and i asked to dream and remember some of it.

      fell asleep, dreamed i was waking young Shimrit and talking her into doing something. she had her hair shortened, shoulder high (never saw it that short in real life).
      lighting a candle? we discuss how to get ? from these youngsters.
      next we are out, near a group of youngsters playing football or the like.
      i address them with some question, they answer in a totaly foreign(Asian?) language, they talk, talk, talk, talk some more... at the end i say "thank you" or something generic in English (not Hebrew) and they calm down.
      this repeats few times - each time more kids, more talk, ore calm down at the end.
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      Guy I'm talking to asks, "Are you one of the guys who was sampling my brother's pee?"
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      My boyfriend asked me if I was drunk. Then when he said that I instantly became drunk.

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      DC: "What are we going to do?"
      Me: "It's OK! Because.... We Did It Allllllll For the Glorrrrrrry of Looooooooooove! Da...Da...Daaaa....DaDaDaDa...DaDaDa.......Da...Da ..Da Da....."


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      While I was semi lucid a few nights ago, one of the characters from my comic says to me

      "The pretentious pillbug's snakeskin handbag --FUCK! I FORGOT THE REST!! Thats a poem I wrote for you? Do you like it?"
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      I become lucid and fly off to find my dream guide for the first time. I go through a door and ask the man in front of me if he is my DG. He replied 'I am but not the first, I am your 1000th DG. It was old Porpington who started off the mattresses.'
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      Dream girl explaining to me why it would never work between us:

      "You love taking off......I love landing...."
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      Marcus' AI fragment when I'm adrift at sea:

      "Yoga is the heaviest stable element on the periodic table."
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      I'm at an event, talking to someone. "I would trust Dubya further than him," I say, "And that's not saying much."

      I look and suddenly realize that the very same George W. is seated just feet from where I'm standing and overheard what I just said. I instantly feel bad and pat his shoulder apologetically.

      "That's OK," he says, "I'm used to it."
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      I had a dream that I was being murdered by some DC who shot me. As I lay dying, he kneeled over me and said quote, "Do you know, what is black and white and red all over? Your murder! On front page headline news!!" Then he laughed at me. Then I woke up.

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      In dream No. 139 A - The TAFE official really gives the bully a piece of her mind, she says to him as she's denying his course enrolment "We're leaving you with no life". Now that's rejection at it's finest.

      Then in dream No. 139 B - Logan from SML tells me he's going to get something from the B & S Store, there are many things that could be the abbreviation for... I really hope Logan wasn't meaning the Bull & Shit Store...?

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      Non-Lucid: I wasn't feeling good before I went to bed. I had a dream that I got hit in the head. I felt dizzy and a bit sick. Apparently, I was a full granting wishing genie and must have misheard the wish when my mistress, Dream character wished that her aunts and uncles were here. Instead, I granted that her Ants and unicorns were there in the dream. I recall saying something like, "(insert Mistress's name here) Made a wish like never before, make her Ants and unicorns come here! So, mote be!!" In result, the walls were full of ants and three unicorns were there eating her carpet. I recall that when I granted the wish, it was painful and my whole body hurt. :/

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