How to play: post the ridiculous things that your dream characters (DCs) say or do.
In about the middle of one lengthy dream, I received a broken leg after a battle with Gandalf (of all people) and I need to make my get-a-way with a witch. She makes room and invites me to get on her broomstick. I (being a guy) explain to the friendly witch that that looks a bit uncomfortable. Her response?
“Why do you think most men never ride broomsticks?”
Next! :)