Dream View's Bar

[Anima]

Ok let's get this rollin' Just c'mon in and RP it's a bar but there are rules. No killing inside the bar take it to the curb. You can get K.O.ed by the drinks in here so beds are readiy available. NO DESTORYING THE BAR!

[|)347|-|]

Man in trenchcoat walks in, Sits down at the bar, orders the strongest drink, tosses it back, and sits on the barstool drunk (i liked the old one with lost soul ruling the world)

[WerBurN]

Another man, much shorter, wanders in looking confused, he asks "wait, isnt this suposed to be an arcade?" he glances around for a bit, then resigns himself to sitting in a corner booth, pulling out a gameboy.

[jacobo]

there's a rumble outside the bar. the sound is from a black 1964 buick riviera. the engine cuts out and a door slams shut. a few moments later a man walks in the bar. he's tall and well built. he's wearing dark sunglasses, a black suit, and a black fedora. the stranger walks up to the bar and orders a pint of guinness. while waiting for his drink he turns to the man in the trench coat that's now staring at him in a drunken stupor. the stranger says to the drunk, "keep staring bud and you'll be breathing through a hose by the end of the night." the drunk's attention wanders back to his drink. the bartender slides the stranger his drink. the stranger goes to a booth to wait. as he's turning to sit down his coat opens just enough to show the 9mm berretta strapped to his side. this man didn't come here for the guinness. he came for something a little more dangerous. -- the stranger takes his hat and sunglasses off, takes a swig of the guinness, and lights up a cigarette. he's waiting for someone... the bar falls silent again, except for the occasional rapid button pushing coming from the guy in the corner and his gameboy.

[Anima]

Don't you guys talk? note please mark actions with * * thxs O |)347|-| no stealing drinks ask me r someone who works here thxs and i work here so ask me

[jacobo]

*lifts his eyebrow at anima's comment* *taps out cigarette in ashtray, lights another* *remains silent, but deep in thought*

[wasup]

*Wasup walks into the bar* *Everyone shushes as the almighty paces throughout the bar* Wasup: I want beer. Bartender: It's on the house. *Wasup takes his free beer* *Someone comes up to start a fight with him and one punch from wasup and WADDAWOWEE CA BOODLE DO FAKA LAKA SHOOBABBY SHIBBIDY SHAW WICKER WOWA!! HE'S DOWN.*

[KalmaH]

A man that has been sitting at the bar sees the whole thing *he stands up from his seat* *Goes up to wasup* "Sweet moves kid, how 'bout goin' up against me" (This should make things interesting )

[ffx-dreamz]

*wasup looks down upon the midgit* "Well I suppose im up for the challenge" *they both walk outside and put their backs up to each other* "Walk thirteen paces forward and draw"said wasup. *cue western dueling music* *they walk thirteen paces, turn around and pull out supersoakers* (This should be even more interesting )

[wasup]

*Psh plash!!* Midget: AHH MY EYES WHAT THE HELL IS IN THERE!!?!?!?! Wasup: Sperm, bitch. Midger: THAT'S FOUL PLAY! Wasup: Piss off. *Wasup flashes his muscles* *The midget is disgraced*

[KalmaH]

Originally posted by wasup *Psh plash!!* Midget: AHH MY EYES WHAT THE HELL IS IN THERE!!?!?!?! Wasup: Sperm, bitch. Midger: THAT'S FOUL PLAY! Wasup: Piss off. *Wasup flashes his muscles* *The midget is disgraced* WTF??? I ain't a midget!!!

[ffx-dreamz]

{alma}[] Originally posted by wasup *Psh plash!!* Midget: AHH MY EYES WHAT THE HELL IS IN THERE!!?!?!?! Wasup: Sperm, bitch. Midger: THAT'S FOUL PLAY! Wasup: Piss off. *Wasup flashes his muscles* *The midget is disgraced* WTF??? I ain't a midget!!! [/b] lol pretend that the midgit isn't you, create another character.

[jacobo]

*the stranger, angered by this insolence, slips on some brass knuckles and walks outside to the duel. he sees wasup standing there with some sort of water pistol in hand. the stranger then walks up to wasup* before wasup knows it he's on the ground. his head is throbbing. he doesn't know where he is. all he knows is that there's a pistol aiming to give him some "reconstructive" surgery. the man with the pistol gives wasup and ultimatum. he says, "either you can cut the shit and walk back into that bar to have a good time... or i'll put two in your chest and dump you in the east river. it's your choice... choose wisely. i’m the fastest gun in town and i can hand your ass to you in a fight, don’t make me prove my words.” it’s deadly quiet as wasup weighs his options. somewhere in the city a siren wails...

[KalmaH]

DAMMIT!!! I wanted to fight...

[Stalker]

*A man with shifty eyes walks into the bar from a backroom and sit down at a table, looking at everyone*

[CocoDan]

*I'm just walking by*. IP addresses are not hidden from veiw.

[Maystar]

as the cabaret commences, the man with shifty eyes stats to tap his foot: shifty eye "hey man this is good stuff" *with that he slings off his jacket, pulls out a trumbone from his back pocket and gets down on it* the barmaid looks decidely disturbed.

[Naruto]

*Man walks in. Long black trench coat sways after him.* * he sees the fight out the corner of his eye, but keeps on walking without so much as moving his head.* * sits at a stool and orders a tallboy* .. By now everyone can see that he has 2 katanas equipped. One on each side.

[Anima]

*pulls out his Desert egale and blows the bartenders head off his shoulders* I knew that bastard was ripping me off. *steals bartenders tip stash* Ok so what'll you guys drink? *starts picking up bartenders body*

[jacobo]

*hears the gunshot from within the bar* *knocks wasup out with the butt of his pistol* *gets in his car and drives off*

[Lunarian Moogle]

*A Moogle walks into the bar.* *He sees everybody with guns.* *Moogle runs away*

[Kaniaz]

Kaniaz runs in and blows up the bar. Kaniaz Er, sorry, I just couldn't resist. Forget that ever happened. Kaniaz drugs everybody, stuffs them back in a time machine before the bar exploded and the RP continues as if Kaniaz hadn't run in, blown up the bar, drugged everybody and stuffed them back in a time machine.

[KalmaH]

Originally posted by Kaniaz Kaniaz runs in and blows up the bar. Kaniaz Er, sorry, I just couldn't resist. Forget that ever happened. Kaniaz drugs everybody, stuffs them back in a time machine before the bar exploded and the RP continues as if Kaniaz hadn't run in, blown up the bar, drugged everybody and stuffed them back in a time machine. Blowing stuff up??? I thought you were a known admirer of the IMPLOSION!

[Anima]

*finally done with bartenders body* Oh well... *Now Hiring* *stuffs bartenders corpse into wasup's car* Yo Naruto here's ya drink, enjoy.

[ffx-dreamz]

A man comes in with white hair, a red trenchcoat, and bright blue eyes.(looks exactly like dante from "devil may cry and dmc 2) *looks around slowly* *spots the guy in the corner playing the gameboy* ffx-dreamzWell, what have we here? *gameboy guy looks up suddenly terrified* ffx-dreamzI think your playing that a bit to loudly, perhaps I should turn the sound down for you. *unsheathes sword* *The gameboy drops his gameboy and runs out of the bar* ffx-dreamzW0ot I got me a gameboy..Works everytime! *suddely everyone in the bar is pissed at ffx-dreamz* ffx-dreamzfuck... *anima steps up..ready to fight ffx-dreamz* animaWhat I did to the bartender was nothing compared to what you did to the gameboy dude..For that you will pay! ffx-dreamzBring it! *anima unsheathes his/her sword ready for battle* *A big sword fight follows but in the end it is a draw* ffx-dreamzGood fight, I guess were even. animaYes, and as long as you don't steal anymore gameboys it will stay that way. *ffx-dreamz sighs* ffx-dreamzOk, I suppose. *anima and ffx-dreamz shake hands and become best friends* (I hope I didn't kill you all with my horrible story telling)