Thread: InsaneKid's dream journal! (whoop-de-do)

Date: 11/01/2008
Seriously Pissed Off Dad:

The dream starts with me and my dad inside of a hotel room. Aparently we had just gotten there, and we were on a trip together. It was a nice hotel with red carpet (as I remember) and when you walked out of the room there was railing, which over the edge and a story lower was a swimming pool.

I don't remember what I did, but I sure did something to seriously piss him off to the point that he wanted to kill me. I ran out of the room and took a right where I knew the stairs to the exit was. As I sprint down the stairs and out the door I am greeted with a small parking lot that could probably fit about 5-10 cars. I see two motorcycles (I guess these were ours) and I hop on one of them and speed out of the parking lot. My dad is right behind me as he hops on the other one. I turn right right after I leave the parking lot then make a quick left into a street with a whole bunch of houses. (More likely they were just cubes) The buildings were the mostly extremely short (as in 1/2 a story high) with only a few exceptions.

This part I only remember vaguely but I am racing down the streat taking random turns in the hope that I can lose him. This seems to last for hours.

I manage to escape far enough away and arive at what apears to be some sort of carnival. I leave the bike in the middle of the road and walk forward. In front of me is a nicely trimmed lawn, on the lawn is a giant cage and a guy wearing a top-hat and a striped outift. There is also a huge pine tree to his left that must be a couple 100 feed high. As I walk towards the man he "knocks me out" (basicaly everything just went black and I didn't have "control" of what I did.) I "wake up" less than 1/2 a second later inside the big cage he was guarding. I assumed that this man was paid by my dad to capture me. My situation got worse when I realised I was not the only one in the cage. (The cage was about 1 1/2 - 2 stories tall yet only about 6-8 feet wide and 20 feet long. Just guessing here) There was a giant dog, on all fours he was probably up to my chest and he didn't look all to friendly. (He had golden fur and resembled that of a lion, just a little) He charges at me and I hurridly try climbing up the side of the cage. (The cage is exactly like one of those steel fences you find in cities, so you can climb them prety easily) I make it to the top and press myself against the roof, the dog is jumping trying to grab me but keeps missing by inches. Eventualy the dog gives up and backs into the other corner to sleep. I tried climbing down various times but every time I lowered the dog would be up and jumping at me again.

The man standing outside the gate started yelling at the dog to kill me. Though the dog didn't actually speak but I somehow knew it responded something like, "I can't reach him, I will just eat him when he comes back down." and it was just then that I realised my fingers were starting to burn from holding onto the grated steel so long. I decide to face the dog and jump down instead of slowly lowering myself. (Heh, yeah right) I jump down and sprint to the door of the cage. (Where the door is, that side of the cage is made of a dark wood and on the other side is a hallway. I guess the cage was connected to a building) The dog jumps up and chases me out into the hall. I am sprinting and he is quickly gaining. I turn around and meet the dog face to face. I lounge at him and put my arm around his neck and squeeze as hard as I can. Somehow the man by the cage is now in the hallway watching in horror as I slowly strangle the dog. I feel somewhat guilty but continue holding the dog as it thrashes, and finaly stops moving all together. The guy watching was aparently the owner and he yells something out. At first I just think he is angry, until I notice about 10 doors all leading to cages with dogs open up. I start feeling panicky and I sprint out of the hall and into open air. The dogs are chasing me and I run off the lawn onto some pavement. Somehow my motorcycle is nicely parked in the parkinglot I am now standing in. I jump on and fumble trying to turn the thing on. I just can't manage to get it to start as the dogs close in. I give a yell of panic and finaly manage to get it to start. I speed off just as the dogs reach the tail. I take a right and punch the throttle hoping to get away. I look back and see the dogs in the distance. It is nightime now and my motorcyle has transformed into a junky hummer2. It is at this moment that I realise how odd this situation is. Haha! I am dreaming of course! Filled with a sense of relief more than a sense of hapiness I jump out of the top of the car and fly down the road a little ways. I start getting a little too excited but try to continue. I decide I want to try to modify my lucid dreaming rate by doing so in a dream. (I had/have wanted to try this for some time) I try to make it daytime so I could see better. I tried "willing" it to happen, but it didn't. I thought, "Eh forget it, I will just teliport to a library." (I wanted to get to a library so I could find a book labeled "Lucid dreaming" with a page saying "Lucid rate 1%" and tear it out. Then I would wright a new page saying "Lucid rate 100%") Yet again I tried willing it to happen and nothing happened. This time I tried closing my eyes so I could open them and be there. (This had worked in a different lucid dream very nicely) Once I closed them it felt like they were glued shut. (Man, this LD was not going well) I got my fingers and tried prying my eyelids open.

I woke up with my hands on my face and extremely frustrated. (Though when I think back, I am almost 100% sure this was a false awakening)

Note: This dream is the first in a long time where I could recall the actual story going on behind it. Also it is rare that I remember all the pieces like this.

Date: 11/03/2008
Buying A House

Note: Ye be warned, this is a mind-numbing dream and extremely un-entertaining.

I didn't get much sleep last night, and my dream recall was crap so I only remember bits and pieces, don't even remember the order most of them happened.

My sister and her husband were looking for a house to buy (big whoop ) and the rest of the family (myself included) found a house that was being sold by some old lady. She was selling it extremely cheep, I think it was $30,000 including somewhere around 1-2 acres. The location was in a city. My sister looked it over and loved it, it had two stories, was really nice inside. Had beautifull wooden railings and all that jazz. She refused the offer however because of something having to do with the "Spider Bushes" that were planted all around the house.
(as I recall, the bushes looked sorta like those sea-plants that contain lots of leeches. Don't remember what they are called, but these supposedly had lots of spiders in them. Quite a lousy reason not to buy a very nicely-priced house)

Another part I remember is sitting in the back yard of the house. There was a large tree, it sort of reminded me of a pine tree, but it had giant leaves that looked sort of like aspen leaves. I was leaning against the tree and just looking around, my little sister was with me. The house was too our left and there was a large white brick wall to our right, which I figured blocked us from the next block. In front of us the wall continued and turned to lead to the front lawn, same with behind us.

Yet another part I remember (I think it took place shortly after the last part) me and my little sister were running around the house jumping over the spider bushes. For some reason we were stuck at the house and could not leave. (Though there was litteraly NOTHING keeping us there) and we were trying to avoid the spiders. (Yeah, by jumping over the bushes? Makes no freakin sense) I had the feeling like I couldn't stop running, my legs just wouldn't rest.

That is about all I remember. Not too exciting, but what the heck it is all I remember. (The house was a prety cool house though)

Man, my dream recall sure disappeared the past few weeks. I finally have something too write!
Date: 11/18/2008
Reading TOO MANY comics
I have been reading lots of web comics, and watching too many old cartoons. I guess it affected me just a tad. (Though isn't that bad, I have always wanted to see a cartoon character in a dream)

This dream was quite fuzzy, and I remember only bits and pieces so it is jumpy, here goes:

I woke up in the morning, somewhere around 7:00am. I don't know WHAT I was dreaming before then but for some reason I thought to myself, "I wonder what it would be like to dream about the cartoon Samurai Pizza Cats." When I was thinking this I was referring to height cause they are REALLY short. This drifted directly into a dream and I was standing in the middle of "Little Tokyo." The cats and I were apparently in the process of trying to stop "Big Cheese" from some evil plot including a large tower, and a pinkish beam that would cause people to obey him. (I recall he wanted to control the populace so he could force them to buy him candy or something like that, sorta... odd)

Next thing I knew we were running at this large tower (which was so tall it reached into the clouds and was made out of steel plates). Next part is fuzzy, but we were at the top of the tower (no longer the pizza cats, but me, Sabrina (From the webcomic Sabrina Online, I dnow what spurred HER into my dream) my youngest sister, two of my older cousins, and some other cartoon character I don't remember.) the Big Cheese (Who was now Robotnick) somehow made the cannon open a portal to another dimension of which he jumped into. The rest of us turn on the cannon and open the portal, we jump in front of the barrel which shoots us into the next dimension. When we "arrive" we are in a cave or something. (Some underground maze I think) I only remember one part, and that was we had to side step on a narrow plank across a never ending pit, on which Sabrina almost fell.

After we exited the cave, it opened into a large swamp like area, and there was a cabin on stilts to the right, and there were large trees all around. The cartoon characters are all gone now, and were replaced by tons of random cousins and a few people I didn't recognize but had some similar features as other people I know. There was a large pond-like thing in front of the cabin, my oldest cousin and I walk to the cabin and are greeted by a "good Robotnick" though he isn't in cartoon form, he is like a real person. Somehow he knows why we came and has some wierd gizmo that resembles a trumpet with him. He said the controlling beam put microscopic insects on people that would cover their bodies and control them, this machine could remove them.

Apparently we had some on us so he shot us with the machine which was like some sort of beam that made me feel really light for a second. I guess we were healed. We walk over to the front of the cabin and there is now a swimming pool instead of a pond-like thing and everyone (except my cousin, Robotnick, and I) was swimming in there and among swarms upon swarms of big bugs. (Which I suppose were supposed to be the controlling bugs or something) Everyone was saying, "Come on in! Since there is a cure, it doesn't matter if we get covered in bugs!" Robotnick tries shooting them but fills the entire pool with more bugs. Me and my cousin start walking back to the cabin, which is now a hill with a HUGE diving board that hung over the pond. Everyone started saying, "What's wrong? You guys are supposed to be daring! Chicken!" (which is odd, because I am anything BUT daring) but apparently we were walking towards the diving board. My cousin does a giant leap off of it and lands in the pool as everyone cheers. (The diving board was about 20 feet high by the way) I walk to the edge of the board and that is when I woke up.

Yeah, I have really screwy dreams, but I always wanted to meet/see a cartoon character in a dream. Guess my brain decided to over-load me with them.

Ok, I have decided to change how I record my dreams, so I will copy this directly from my physical dream journal. (With the exception of names)

Title: Insanity On Film
Date: December 03, 2008 4:46am
Characters: Me, Little Sister, A Younger Boy, An Old Farmer
P.O.V 1'st Person
Lucidity: None
Location: A place in space that resembles "Vertigo 2" from funorb.com, a double-roomed-bathroom with a slit between the walls, a farm

Note: I am hesitant on writing this dream, it was really... odd... And not even exciting.

Dream: This dream was mostly about my little sister and myself watching some video that suposedly was like a self-help video. Most of it took place at vertigo, and it starred the younger kid. I don't remember much of what he did but it basically included him jumping around talking about random things like paint, cars, and baths. The last of which changed the scene. He was then in a bath openly showing his crotch while talking. I remember thinking, "Oh my word, how could I NOT remember this part? It is sick, and now I am showing it to my little sister!" One of the most awkward moments... The bathroom was basically a long rectangular cube with tile on every surface. There was a wall separating two baths which took up the entire free space, with a slit in the wall about a foot high. He said something about bees and it then switched to a nighttime scene at a farm. There was the boy there telling us about understanding bugs. He gave us an example by telling some flies to save him a piece of pie. (Which they were currently infesting) He gave another example by kindly asking bees for some honey. The farmer appeared and was saying, "Bah! Rediculous" and stating how it was impossible to talk to bugs. End of dream.

Yeah... sorta stupid, but what the heck, I remembered it so I wrote it down.

Title: Longer Adventure
Date: December 04, 2008 11:00am
Characters: Me, Two sisters, Their mother and father, my little sister, a strange troll guy
P.O.V: 1'st Person
Lucidity: None
Location: "Car", city, forest village
Dream: The dream starts out with me traveling with this family. (Of which I don't know in real life, but apparently we knew each other very well.) We were on a trip and currently in transit, thought, our "car" was really a large two-story house. I am upstairs playing with my "i-pod" which was actually a gameboy. I think the game was "Speedy Gonzallas." The mom calls me for dinner so I run down a narrow staircase and onto the bottom floor, which is one large room with a tv near the stairs, a dinner table to the side, and next to the dinner table a ring of leather sofas. I am standing facing the table, the sisters are too my left (sitting on a wooden bench) and the parents sat to my right. I was slightly attracted to one of the sisters so I go to sit by her. She "sneakily" moves over so I have to sit between them. For some reason this reminds me I had to finish something upstairs. (I don't remember what it was) Anyway I run upstairs and spend what seems like 15 minutes up there. By the time I get downstairs again, everyone is finished and there is a plat of leftovers for me. The mom says that is mine so I sit down and eat. (Though the scene changes before I actually take a bite)
We are suddenly walking down through the city together. Apparently we were taking a break. There were tall buildings and large streets. We came across a doughnut shop and eagerly enter. On entering there is a tall counter with glass underneath displaying the doughnuts. It takes what seems like half an hour for us to finally make a selection. I choose a very large doughnut that has cinnamon and apple filling. After another thought I decide to buy two little glazed doughnuts and one of those "Naked Fruit" drinks. I ask the lady at the counter for her opinion, and she suggests the blueberry flavor. I buy it and take a bite into my apple-doughnut. The flavor is intens, like something I have never tasted. It was extremely delicious, so I finished that off first. I then tried the other two doughnuts. They just tasted like unflavored dough. I try a sip of my drink and it tasted just like blueberries. It then turns into a bowl of blue-berries which I offer to the lady at the counter. I look around and notice that everyone is gone. I don't wait long untillthe dad rushes in and says that he has been looking all over for me, and has recruited the "emergency search team" to find me. I rush out the door and am promptly given a pair of roller blades by one of the sisters. I put them on and find it is like trying to skate down a steep mountain without brakes. My speed rapidly increases, and I get to around 30-40mph. The girls are somehow running behind me. I end up racing around the outskirts of the city and finally slow down by rolling into someones lawn. I am suddenly in the forest town with my little sister. I have a green double-spiked-mace in my hand and apparently we were being invaded by some ork-like creatures. (They looked like green humans with bronze-colored helmets, and ragged clothes) The bronze helmets would fade in and out also. My little sister charges the first one and he mace is completely deflected by the helmet. The ork suddenly hits her in the gut and she flies backwards a few feet. I somehow know that the only way to kill them is by hitting them hard in the forehead, or by waiting for the helmet to fade and smash them on the top of the head. I charge the same one that my sister charged. I jump up and land a strong side-kick to his forehead which knocks him to the ground. As I land on my feet, I notice another one coming from my right. I throw my mace and it smashes HIM in the forehead with a loud "thunk" as he falls down. (The mace smashed into his face. The ork I hit to the ground is back up so I turn back around, jump in the air and bring my foot down on the top of his helmet right as it fades, making his head explode. I run to the other ork and take the mace from his face and target my next enemy, which had a red mace. This next fight I don't really remember, but I remember that we keep bringing blows with neither of us getting closer to victory. I managed to knock his mace out of his hand once, but found that the instant I tried attacking him with it, it would simply soar back into his hand. I somehow knock off his helmet and give him a nice blow to the face as he falls over. I then run around this house looking for more to fight, assuming he is dead. My sister is by my side again, and she gives a yell of shock as he jumps onto the roof and throes his mace at me. I jump to my left and hit him a blow to the side of the face, which seemed to do nothing. I grab his mace for a second (as a little victory song is played) then throw it into a water swamp to my right. He jumps off the roof and prepares to fight with no weapon. I lower my weapon, something happens, and we are suddenly friends. He decides he wants to teach me "Hugga Jugga" (which was supposedly a very effective karate style, but it ended up being some sort of ballet). My little sister then says, "Well it is time for bed!" And walks off to this huge house which looked just like the "car" the other family and I were driving in. As I start walking towards it I wake up.