Thread: Kaniaz's DJ

Dream
Tuesday 23rd March 2004
Lucidity: None, Planes: N/A
We were in a haunted house that this man was trying to sell. It wasn't scary but the door was haunted. I saw three icons. I told the man to turn his house into a promenade and then people would buy it. But he said he couldn't because of the "Downfall". Then I said lie that it's really hot in the middle of summer [somehow I knew it was the start of summer in the dream] and he said no and you can't get people to suddenly appear. Then I had some kind of food on me and Captain Hollister from Red Dwarf appeared, tasted it, and asked if he could take it to dinner with him. I said yes and he said thanks and walked off with it in a lunchbox.

Also, there was a fight that happened for no real reason where these people appeared and some fat criminals wearing pink started rolling around trying to stop them. None of them had guns but one was running towards us with a gun, but the bulkhead door closed before they could get in.

At one point I was in a city and gangsters were stealing something. I Astral Projected [not really, but some kind of dream variation of it], into their hideout and there was a mask there. I tried to move away from it but it followed me. Eventually it caught up with me and started shooting at me. I flew out the building safely. I thnk there was a fight in the building but I'm not sure.

At some point I dreamt we had a sister. Her first word was 'stretch', she also had blonde hair.

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This dream was very abstract and was hard to write down, because it changed so often. I think there might of been more parts to it but I can't remember them.

Your dreams do change very quickly! I like how you don't try to explain things in your dreams. Things just happen, and so that's how you write it.

Those dreams are pretty cool.

My dreams change rapidly like that.

They're a nightmare to write down and remember, though.
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Dream
Saturday 27 Mar 2004
Lucidity: None, Planes: N/A
I know there was alot to this dream but I forgot some of it because it was very long. I was in my street and Daniel Ellis was walking up the hill and I was talking about websites. I then walked in my house and Miss Hazel was there and I felt as if something really important had happened. She said "Yes, sports does come into it", and then I sat at a table. I then woke up.
At one point in this dream I almost woke up, thinking I should put this into my dream diary.

I RAISE DIS DREAM JOURNAL FROM TEH DEAD, MAN! (woo)

25th July 2004
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Dreamed D.E (fat one) put a squirrel into my hand- I gave it back saying something like
"yuck", then he forced it there so I couldn't get rid of it. I moved backwards and it fell
down, and he said "parasites", as from the squirrel [it was a red dead one]. I washed
my hands in my bathroom (the previous scene was in the "amphitheatre" at school) with
the yellow liquid soap stuff, then I noticed little black dots like blackheads on the
palm of my hand- they were something from the squirrel. Kept washing and couldn't
get rid of them. Went into the school bathrooms. It was layed out as blue with loads of
kind of foam floating about. As I had been walking in I hailed Z.S (smelly one) but he
looked at me and walked away. The door into the bathrooms was blue.

Anyway, I had to sit there and wash the black dots off and this old dude, I think he
may of been a teacher, kept saying we should hurry up because the bell was about to go
and we had to get to our next class. In the bathroom was N.? (sexy one), and M.V (the
kid who had the cut-off penis rumour) and a bunch of other people I didn't notice, I
keep thinking 12 but I'm not sure. Anyway, the bell went and I finished, N.? was still
in there, everybody else had just disappeared (I didn't notice this). I walked out, the
old man said something like "hurry up" I think, so I walked into a forest that [somehow]
was in my school. Then I walked back out down a grassy hill to the bathroom and N.? came
out.

We began to run to tech; but ran through *ANOTHER* forest and M.S (fat one) was running
with us, as well as M.V, didn't know where they appeared from and I didn't notice either:
anyway, as M.S ran I said "Kaboom kaboom kaboom" in time to her [she was wearing shiny
silver trousers] then M.V turned, still running, and grinned at me. We got to the class,
everbody was there, then M.S fell over.

That's all I remember.

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Upon reflection I think that that made about as much sense as something out of WerBurN's mouth.

26th July 2004
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Dreamed Mr. Mackay was in my french lesson - he was going mad and showing pictures of men wearing two bras and everything. I was the only one more than mildy surprised about it - the DC's, L.R and K.L.P didn't seem to care or take much notice, as if it was just a normal thing that happened everday. When he came out he got better then somebody asked him if it was the rubber sandles that had made him go mad.

It seems my most recent dreams have triggered a "dream flood". Some dreams since I was 6 years old have just...come back to me and suddenly "woke up", if you like.

4th August 2004 (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
I was at school and in some kind of hall. Zak Bond threw some sticks away very, very dangerously but all the teachers laughed and seemed to take it okay. Then I went to my maths lesson and had to do a test. I asked sir why we were doing a test at the start of the year, and he just told me to shut up. Then Nathan said something in front of me too. The test was not a maths test, it was weird and had circles all over it. Blue circles...with yellow sinus waves. Sort of. Looked like some kinda of bacteria.

6th August 2004 (Lucidity: <span style="color:yellow">Semi</span>)
Dreamt I was doing something or other, then said "I'm Lucid". Failed to relaise I was actually dreaming. Made a mountain out of thin air.

7th August 2004 (Lucidity: <span style="color:yellow">Semi</span>)
Same thing as yesterday. Sort of. Dreamt I was doing something or other, then said "I'm Lucid"...Stuck my head through a wall and a shrubbery at the same time, somehow. Failed to actually relaise I was dreaming. Woke up suddenly. Stayed still and fell back to sleep, where I saw Lomebribon down a well...I think. While awake noted I was dreaming, upon falling back to sleep I seemed to forget again. Clarity decreased dramatically, went black and felt waking self. Tried asking for more clarity several times, failed. Tried to look at hands, could not see them. Woke up.

Upon waking up it occured to me to of tried spinning.

8th August 2004 (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Watched a movie..I think. A big sort of airplane parachute thing opened, grandma said "oooh they're mad down there." Saw a big white pelican thing fly downwards somehow, view zoomed down there...Island was pink, I think. Big island, more like vice city one sided I suppose.

Appeared as a person on dock kind of things. Houses on one said, cobbled path in middle and sea on the other. No boats I can remember..Walked along to a cafetira...went into a sort of mouldy city thing somehow and old lady had some mad invention...Ran inside, got something...Ran out even though door was closed...Opened it. A water barrel appeared in it somewhere though I forget where.

Lady had smelly teeth. Blue skin. Possibly nurse hat, maybe from manic mansion. Scene reverted to street. Policemen walked past, probably from Monty Python's flying circus I watched a while ago. Had a black bag full of lifejackets. Friends with me suddenly. Put one on remarking "It's mad here!" Or something. Asked if anybody else wanted one. No response, friends had gone. Did not notice.

Walked along to a hill of sorts...Very nice and grassy sunny day. Lifejacket had disappeared (was orange lifejacket btw. was shaped like a rollercoaster support thing you hold onto more than a lifejacket). Was at some sort of odd acting thing. Some fat bloke in white robes (I kept thinking he was caesar in dream) fell over then tried to point me out as being the culprit (somehow, perhaps i tripped him up). Began running and was near a downhill that I could escape from them by when he sucessfuly managed to convey to the others I was bad.

Found it hard to run. Very close to the downhill, on the "home strech" near a shrubbery with trellis on it. As running, became harder...Felt like I was in slow motion, everybody else had no trouble. It was like a cartoon rabble was chasing me. Saw a girl from grade school in the crowd...Just her head...As they got nearer to catching me I woke up suddenly.

Dream from 13 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Was in a "matrix" style set of tunnels. Very colorful and futuristic. Racing something. Forget what.

Dream from 11 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Looking at some bush design layout. Bush archway. Talking about it. Whit epicket fence, could not get through archway..sort of blocked like in a game. Forget rest.

Dream from 13 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Dreamt in school...had to takes omething from one tech block to another. Layout was different, forgot to notice. I think they were paint points.

Scene changed. Had to do some shady back alley trading thing with Mr. Vigar?? Forget rest.

Another Dream from 13 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Parachuting...paragliding more like, but with a parachute, in new york. A countdown of sorts began...Then run along a sort of airstrip, saw a blue "customs" sign somehow...Ran and took off. Over the strip of ocean in between two parts of new york..or is it san fransico?...no, new york has the subway I think.

Wind suddenly blowed bad...Rest of family landed somehow but I went on...they hoped I would be able to come back because of the wind but I didn't...went on and on to other part...felt fantastic...began to descend...saw a truck with funny cart thing to it. Landed.

Dream from 12 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Was in a sort of small island...lots of people there...Jumped up and down really high, with the thing...it was red...squirted water everywhere it seems..

Scene changed to GTA game. Had to drive car over ramps and stuff...Forget rest.

Dream from 12 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)

In MDK game...Big enemy thing approaching....Not sure what happens next.

Old 6-Year Old Dream (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>

In a room with elvis posters...Fell down tunnel..Forget rest.

10th August 2004 (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)

At some kind of house show thing. See a hill and alot of different houses down below - Mundungs (from HP books) appears and says something like 'i bet you could see them from over there' and stuff, then a scottish dance thing with (?) irish music began in a tent almost directly below us.

Got in car and raced Mundgungs back to it, James got out first I got in the Mundguns got in through the back window, everybody laughed. Mom stopped car and complained, he got in and we put our seatbelts on. I then mentioned Italy and the way they have a striped t-shirt, then I forget rest.

6th October 2004 (Lucidity: ALL!...Only joking, none really). (Clarity: probably like medium).

Had a giant vat of beer. Was at school (at least, I thought i was in the dream, even though it looked nothing like the school). Had a giant beer glass, and I mean huge. Was gonna drink it and told everybody if they dared to put their finger in it, I would kick their ass.

Some stupid annoying shithead girl put their finger in it. I promptly got two beer bottles and poured it all over her, and she was absolutely drenched in beer. I told her "if she wants beer, she'll get it." She cried to a School Prefect, who promptly chased me. Michelle (stupid one) chased me from another direction. I was at a wall. Coming one way round it was the school prefect, and the other way was Michelle. Ran the way of the school prefect, who caught me, and promptly threw human poo at me. I threw it back. She seemed quite upset about that.

I woke up.

Misc Post n_n

Originally posted by Kaniaz

Dream from 12 years of age (Lucidity: <span style="color:red">None</span>)
Was in a sort of small island...lots of people there...Jumped up and down really high, with the thing...it was red...squirted water everywhere it seems..

Scene changed to GTA game. Had to drive car over ramps and stuff...Forget rest.

There's something about this dream that irritates me. It's like the memory of it is resting in the back of my head, and I know it's there, but I just can't access it. I remember driving over ramps and flying in the air, and 8-ball's all like "Woah man you mess my shit up."

27th Oct 2004 Lucid: Nope - Clarity: Medium.

Dreamt I could see the dream guides forum. was all like "wtf" because i'm not a dream guide. noticed everybody could see it. lomebribon pm'ed me asking if i wanted to play this game. suddenly saw paperdoll with people clinging to her legs, and she said in a weird ass voice: "Lol get off you guys! Hehehe!" (yes. i failed to notice that damn obvious thing).

Scene changes. At school. Nathan D plants money in my pocket, teacher is looking for money. teacher catches me with money. she gets all grumpy. i punch her. more girls arrive. big, massive punch up.

NB: Not alot of detail because i'm writing this dream about 24h after it happened.

Haha! suprised you didn't do an rc.

Funky fresh dreams.

NOTE: For the time being, I've disabled replying as I am going to make an effort about my LD's. Until I get a nice, stable amount each evening, I'd like my DJ as clear to read as possible. Sorry about that, I like things repliable too, but in this case, I need all the help I can get.

30th Dec 04 - Couldn't remeber todays dream.

31st Dec 04 - I was in a sort of car with Truthbearer. He had named it "MFC" and was driving me to school. I said something like "forget the school", and told him to turn left. He turned left and went up two steep hills *really* quickly somehow (without any sensation of speed). He then turn the vehicle 90 degrees right (so we were facing the direction we started). He then proceeded to drive us down the path that was somehow part of the hill, and was going *REALLY* fast on the sidewalk/path, and I mentioned it was illegal to drive on that part, but he said "It's not if your MFC", and then we went into the road and there was this woman walking along it (not crossing, along it). We narrowly missed her or we may of hit her, she just sort of disappeared.

Then I woke up. At 5pm in the afternoon.

1st and 2nd of Janurary 2005 - No dreams. Caused by lack of sleep. (you can see why my recall sucks now).

Up Until Today - Only one dream. See why I'm bad at LD'ing now?

Today -

Anyway, I was some guy called Mario something or other. I think I had a vauge feeling I was a plumber - no, seriously. Anyway...this is where everything gets extremely complicated and long.

Because I wasn't actually Mario at the start.

There was more dream before this, but the part "furthest away" form the present - I was in a sort of...shielded open area where there were little ducks playing on a ledge and a girl messing around. I think I, or somebody else, said "Well, as long as the ducks get to play" (in reference to running away from people).

I was then assaisnated. Throat cut. Not vivid at all, i didn't even see it, I just knew that was what had happened. Time then rewound to just a second before I was grabbed to be killed - I saw the man's arm come round the corner to grab me (just after he had very quickly grabbed a friend of mine), but I ran away (forward-left) onto lots of green grass. I didn't see what surrounded it. Anyway, he came out from behind the corner and started chasing me, with a knife in his mouth (I knew this was what he killed me with before). I knew I could run faster than him but he had more stamina, so I would eventually be caught, so after running forward a bit (facing towards him), I sat down on a bench near the start of where he had run out from. Scene changes.

I'm not sure if this was before or after the scene I had before, but I was running from country to country from the assasinator with some friends. We went to China at one point - and it looked nothing like China. For a start, China seemed to basically be this red tower thing floating in the sea near to a whirlpool. At some point I had to jump into the sea to get something, and I was beginning to get sucked into the whirlpool. I couldn't actually see it, I just felt its effects. Before that, a monk type dude thing (one of my friends) had seen the assainator and said to him a rhyme. The rhyme was a sort of ongoing joke through the entire dream - I won't go into too much detali as to what happened, but basically the assainator said it once and the monk edited it to mention that he needed to go to China to kill me.

The monk swam to China, which was then next door via this small stretch of "sea". The assainator had to catch a plane to China, however. Don't ask me why.

Anyway it became clear that if he was coming to China to kill me (I didn't feel scared at all - just mildy unwanting of him to arrive because mildy bad things would happen, that's how I felt), I decided to go to Moscow in Russia. I pictured Moscow as being streets upon streets of filthy roads and factories, so I decided to go to a small town in Russia instead. We were in a sort of car I never saw driving down china to the airport, then the scene sort of flickered and I was in a small little plane that didn't go high, and didn't go fast. We took off and then went over these mountains (I felt like I was controlling the plane with an computer keyboard...) and then I saw a beautiful sea with a huge waterfall that seemed to just go into the center of the earth. Like, an everending crack in the earth that made a waterfall. Which also never ended.

I remembered my brother saying (I knew it was him saying it although he wasn't there) - the view of &lt;something&gt; is beautiful. He was referring to the sea-waterfall-type thing.

The scene changed once again (NB: I just had a flashback of that Dream where I got really upset after falling in love with something...I must read that) and I was...in a place that I was in before, but I neglected to mention because I could not remember it. Jesus, as I type this, I get a feeling i'm on the edge of remembering a ton of other stuff in this dream.

Anyway, I climbed up these stairs to a hotel. They were white sort of stairs that were of the seperated type, not like the ones you get in a house. As I climbed them, I did it fast because I remember last time I did it (sometime in this dream), I was seen and shot. By an assainator. Although not the same one. (See a pattern emerging throughout this whole dream??).

I tried the door and it was locked. I read the sign on the door and I said "Oh no, another one of those stupid 9pm to 9am things". As I said this, two other criminals that fit the descripition of who-would-assainate-me-this-time (don't ask me how I knew, I just did), were climbing the stairs. The fat one of the two, who was bald, said "Crap. Now what". He didn't know that I was the person (Mario, now) that was to be assainated. He knew my name, but hadn't seen the picture yet so didn't know who to shoot.

All four of us (I had an friend who stayed very quiet throughout this whole thing), went down the stairs and went into an hotel room that we just sort of...appeared in. I didn't notice anything wrong about the way we just went there, though. It all seemed perfectly normal to me.

I asked the other one of their group, the younger, with sort of spiky hair, with acne, techie one how much this room cost. He mentioned something about this day being free but next week it wasn't, but it didn't quite make sense. I knew it didn't make sense so I just said nothing and nodded acknowledgably.

Right. Then we all decided to look in the house for private-pictures of a guy that used to live in this house (yes, it's a hotel room...now it's apparently a house, don't ask me why), but we couldn't find them. We then went into a car that was in a line of cars outside a police station. I was thinking "Is this new york, or is it san fransico? are they the same thing". I had thought of that before but did not remember where.

Anyway, just before that I had told my friend to play it cool. It was an excellent trap - we were the last people they expected to be the ones to assainate. We'd just gain their trust then shoot them out once and for all. I had an vision in my head in the dream (daydream within a dream?) of us all getting into a car, me and my friend in the back and them in the front, then us two shooting them (friend kill fattie, i kill techie), when they just opened the envelope to see who to assainate.

We sort of crashed into an balcony in the car, and there were lots of taxis there. Then some man was talking about lessons on driving or something, and there were lots of fat american people there. They had their tops off so I had to see their fat, hairy bellies. Yeah.

Anyway, then the techie dude disappeared, the fat guy tried to shoot me - he knew all along it was me - but he couldn't because i jumped down a pipe so ridicously large and long i should of had a broken neck by the time I was all the way down there. Then my friend was shot and thrown down after me. I was sort of in his body, feeling him fall down. I then quickly switched to mine and got out of the way, so he landed on the floor.

Somebody then said "You know what to do", so i thought of something about the recovery position and placed my friend (still alive) behind a pipe in the pipe...so nobody could see him. I ran out and by the time I had done all this, the fat man was ready to shoot me again (he had ran down the stairs to me...long way to run). I mentioned that I had burnt my friend, so he wouldn't look for him (i thought "would he believe it, i managed to burn him in 5 seconds apparently"), he seemed to think the same thing but then acknowledged it.

He sort of disappeared and a karate dude appeared. I tried to shoot him, but my gun was gone. So I had to do karate to hurt him. I couldn't. Then white squares appeared over his body with numbers on them as to how many times to kick. I started doing this.

Then I was woken up by my mother.

Jesus, what a long dream.

grjoiegji

ok so yesterday evening i was in the pe room with all the kids and mr cooper, and my vision changed to a 3d blue circle thing with 10 icons or so circling around inside it. i said "marc's got my mouth, give them back". i knew it was like, he could control it.

and then i felt a tooth on the left part of my mouth loose, but it wasn't, so i was all like, nevermind that.

then marc said "swallow his tounge" and I swallowed my tounge but could still breathe so i wasn't scared.

flashback stuff
- glowing white tiles (like fabrausch's "popular" video) and i am in 3rd person, everything else is pitch black -

- circus, cinema (with clown?)

- it's a big circus or disneyland or something, there's a house, go in this vaugely haunted houes - wasn't scary, up the stairs, nothing else to see cept stairs, then there's a table with a crystal ball or something, lots of visitors w/ me coming up stairs and one went out the window and became a goose or something

- i'm in a city or a big park again and there's a huge iron fence i must cross, and i do loads of things until i cross it

- nightclub dream, going thru diff nightclubs in other world (via sewers?) and end up in a certain one with a giant fan with the sewer running down the middle or something, not swanky nightclubs

- that's about it

OK TOI$WFHUIEH

LUCID DREAM ZOMG
k so i'm in this desert planet and there's these yuuhuzan vong guys, and they're all throwing some bad shit at us. and so i'm like, backing up against the building because they can't throw directly down

then i'm on some grass (?) and like, at this point or somewhere abouts i get lucid. and then suddenly my eyes fuck themselves up and go totally blurry. i can't see shit.

and this basically sucks.

so i'm rubbing my eyes and wonder if i'm rubbing my eyes in real life (it felt so real!) but i wasn't, and basically after tons of rubbing i got a really fuzzy fucked up perspective, everything was hazy but i could generally see things anyway.

so i'm thinking okay, desert planet suck ass. so i walk around this corner of the wafer thin "NO ENTRY" signs (don't ask, don't get it either), imaginging it to be a green planet (diff place) and it kinda half works then goes back to being deserty.

so, i think "fuck this then, this is no fun", lose lucidity and eat eyes with aliens for a while until i wake up.

come in with a hurt foot into some sort of hybrid of the drama studio.school reps ask if anything is up, so i say no, but then they see i have an ingrown toenail or something so i let them pull it out. didn't hurt. all was good.

"murder on 200 street"

some guy has been bitten by a spider thingy, and is screaming because he needs his leg cut off, poision, all that jazz. they're going to amputate it but all they have are chocolate bars. (gutted).

woah, you have a journal? o_O