Thread: Nomad Chronicles

I did mirror gazing before I fell asleep, and I saw a portal in the mirror. I focused on going into the portal, and I felt myself begin to go out-of-body. I lied in bed. There was the portal before me, a dark tunnel, going straight to the Moon. My bed and I floated up to the portal. I heard some remote viewers say, “Hey!”

Speak up, sonny boy!

They were following me in the wormhole. I spun my bed around, and shot lasers at them. They shot lasers back at me. I formed a merkabah and the lasers bounced off. I landed on the Moon. I stretched and sat on the edge of my bed. I looked like Ebenezer Scrooge.
“We want to speak to you sir,” they said.
“Eh, speak up sonny boy!”
“Sir, we want to speak to you. It’s regarding your social security number.”
“What? Oh, that program is a sham!” I said dismissively. I summoned a walker, and made my way to the gate of the biodome. One of the remote viewers tried to hand me a paper.
“Damn the IRS! I hate politicians!” I said.
”Hostile Detected, back away from The Biodome,” said the Bidome’s AI.
I made a keypad appear, just to be silly. I punched in a code: 888888888888888888 to the infinite power. In other words, I punched 8 til the end of time. That’s the code to get in. haha.
The remote viewer got lasered and teleported away. I laughed. The gate opened up, and I walked through. I changed into a lion-man in my Five suit, then a three piece suit. I found Raven sitting on the bench by the koi pond staring into it.
“Raven? Are you...”
”Okay,” she said. “Let’s practice-“ she stood up weakly, then collapsed into my arms. “Aw,” I said. I picked her up, and put her over my shoulder. I changed my suit to be an all-white superhero suit with a white cape, and a five on my chest.
MoSh appeared. He was wearing blue jeans, worn running shoes, and a green tshirt with a cartoon snake on it, and a black hoodie that said “MoSh” on the hood, and the “s” was a snake. “What happened?”
“Raven’s sick.” I was a lion-man wearing scrubs and a light on my forehead. “Aw,” he said, and stroked her hair. “Where are we going?” he said.
“To the Cave of the Frost Giant.”
Silverwolf, Allison, and Basara appeared. “We are coming, too,” said Silverwolf. SIlverwolf was a werewolf in a brown robe holding a gnarled wooden staff, that had a wolf’s paw holding a wooden orb at the top. She had one green eye, and one grey eye. Allison nodded. Allison was wearing a bright red dress, and she had red horns shaped somewhat like bat wings, and she also had something like red bat wings coming out of her back. They were shaped like a praying mantis’ forelegs. She had a black and red wand, with a gargoyle perched atop an orb at the top. She had light blue eyes.. Robert (MoSh) sprouted angel wings, and the snake on his tshirt had glowing eyes that changed color, and a stripe down its side that changed color. It sprouted white angel wings, and looked at me and grinned. Robert’s eyes became bright green.

The Sacred Pentacle
I waved a white ram’s head wand with glowing eyes in front of the mirror. We stepped through to the Glen of Healing. I laid her down gently in the grass. I stood at her head, as the grass lifted her up. I placed my hands on her temples. Silverwolf played a small ocarina, then, wooden flute, then pan pipes. Allison’s wand spun, and changed into a caduceus. Basara and MoSh played guitar. A pentacle of red energy was formed. I summoned my caduceus, and made it spin. A vortex formed, channeling ambient golden energy into the pentacle. Allison’s did also. Red energy came out of Basara, green energy out of MoSh, and blue energy out of Silverwolf.
The pentacle spun in all directions, forming a sphere. The Frost Giant appeared, and blew herbs into the sphere, which went down into Raven’s wounds. The Frost Giant picked her up, and put her on his back. Joseph flew down, a white eagle, and grabbed Raven’s arms of her dream body, and we went to his cave. The Frost Giant set Raven’s astral body down in the cave. It was mummified, glowing yellow. Joseph turned into a boy, and gave Raven a blanket. The Frost Giant summoned a bowl, and scooped soup into it, then handed it to her. Raven quietly sipped it. “Even warriors need to rest sometimes,” he said. Raven smiled, and he put his arm around her, and I saw blue energy spin around Raven eyes, and it looked like a fog lifted off her head. She sighed.
“So, you’re going to rest here awhile, Raven?” I said to her dream body.
“Actually, I am going to take a nap. I’ll catch up with you later.” she said, stretching.
“Okay,” I laughed. “See you in dreams.”
Raven went to sleep.
I turned around. Basara was gone. “So-“
Silverwolf turned into a little witch. She jumped on a broomstick, and sailed away, saying, “Up, up and away!” Allison gave me a hug, and kissed my cheek. Then, she gave MoSh a hug, and kissed his cheek. He stumbled back for a second, and blushed. She giggled. She turned into a Siberian tiger, and knocked me down. She licked my face, and batted my head. She said, “Bye!” and jumped out of the cave. She sprouted wings, and flew away, turning into a wolf.
“So, they’re gone. Do you want to dream with me?” I asked MoSh.
“Sure, why not? Where are we going?”
”Let’s go back to the Biodome.”
“Okay.”

Imps
I created a portal, and we stepped through. We landed outside the biodome. There were little red imps crawling in and out of holes all around the bidome. MoSh roared and became a naga. I became a lion man in a white superhero suit with a five on it. I summonned the Beast, my sentient didjeridoo/club, and ran around bashing them. MoSh flew around striking from the sky.
“No!” they said. “We are not dream demons. We are dreamers. We are remote viewers. This is a disguise. We are not supposed to be in this plane.”
“What? Really?”
One of the imps changed into one of the Men in Black, then he showed me the special Remote Viewer laser gun. It was Ralph. He changed back into an imp. “Call your friend off!” he said telepathically.
“MoSh, stop! These are friends!”
”What?” he said, with an imp in his mouth.
“These are friends.” I said.
“Really?” he said spitting the imp out.
MoSh changed back into himself. Ralph told me we had to move the Biodome to a safer location, and they were going to help us. He said that there are too many remote viewers watching us, and they were going to help us disguise it, but our friends could still find it just as easily.
“Let’s do it, I trust you,” I said. The imps tunneled under the Biodome, and it lifted out of the ground, with a lot of grey dirt and rock. At the bottom of the hole in the ground was a curved surface of swirling energy.
“That energy is the soul of the moon, the center energy surface. We are moving the Biodome away from here, and underground, closer to the center energy, thusly making it more powerful, and hidden under moon rock. To your friends and allies, The Biodome will appear the same. To hostiles, just more moonscape.”
“Awesome!” I said. They replaced the moon rock in the hole, and buried a small black cube in it with an antenna. The cube was about one foot square. The antenna stuck up out of the ground. An transparent image of the Biodome appeared.
“This is a holographic image replicator,” said Ralph. “Basically what it’s doing is projecting an astral image of the Biodome in its old location. To you it looks ghostly, but to a remote viewer, it looks very solid, especially from a distance. When they get closer, it looks more ghostly. This is to confuse them, and waste their time. They will be attracted to it like moths to a flame. The antenna also broadcasts that this is the location of the Biodome so remote viewers will hone in on it."
A bunch of RV imps hopped through the moon like when fish jump when something bigger is chasing them. "The real Biodome has now been moved. Let's go there now." We teleported to the Biodome.
"It looks exactly the same!" I said.
"Well, how the hell are we breathing? I mean, how are we going to get sun, um... What I mean, is, isn't it going to be claustraphobic?" MoSh asked.
"Well, do you feel claustraphobic?" Ralph said.
"No," MoSh said.
"Exactly. Now let's see what it looks like from the outside."
We teleported to the surface of the moon. Nothing was there. "See with True Sight," said Ralph. Then, I could see through the grey soil, and the Biodome was underneath it. "And now you are close to the source!" said Ralph.
"Awesome!" I said. Ralph turned into an imp, winked at me, then dove into the moon soil like it was water. He and the other imps waved at me, then tunnelled away.
"That was weird!" said MoSh.
"I know, right? Hey, where do you want to go?"
"Let's uh... hey, let me try and make a portal."
"Awesome! Do it!" I said.
MoSh summoned a black electric guitar with silver writing on it. He played a song, and a portal opened. It was swirling black and white, and had purple and gold lightning crackling around the edges. "Whoah! That was so easy!" he said.
"You're a natural Bard," I smiled. "Let's go."

The Cafe
He was staring at his portal, mouth agape. I grabbed his wrist, and we went through. We tumbled into a French cafe. I stepped behind the bar. There was no one there. I started taking orders. MoSh sat down at a table. He was writing something. I started serving coffees. We were in somewhere in Hawai'i.
A cute French girl walked in. She was wearing striped stockings, small ballet shoes, a short black denim skirt, a white blouse, a small black denim jacket, and a small black hat. She had on a red scarf, which accented her bright red lipstick and her pail skin. She was holding a notebook and a cigarette holder. She was looking for someone. She saw MoSh. "Ah, there you are!" I heard her think. She was disappointed that he hadn't noticed her yet. She walked to him, and stood in front of him. I decided to be a waiter, and serve them coffee. Other people kept ordering, so I only heard snatches of the conversation, plus I didn't want to be rude.
MoSh saw her feet, then he slowly looked up. She abruptly bent down, and said, "Boo!" He fell back in his chair a bit, and regained his balance. He adjusted his glasses. "Oh, hi!" he said, standing up. He put out his hand, and she gave him a hug. Then, she shook his hand.
"It's good to finally meet you," she said.
I walked over to take their order. No one thought it strange that I was a lion-man. Hmm. "Hello, my name is Juargawn, and I will be your waiter this lovely balmy afternoon. What would you like to drink?"
"Oh, uh, menus? Can we get menus?" MoSh said.
"You don't need a menu. You can have anything you want. Plus, everything here is free."
"Wow, really?" said the woman.
"Yeah! This is a dream cafe."
"Well, in that case, I will have an espresso... and a slice of chocolate cheesecake."
"A slice? Are you sure you don't want a whole cake?" I asked her.
"Well, I don't know..."
"All our dishes and drinks are zero calories at The Dream Cafe," I said.
"Well, in that case, I'll take two! A chocolate cheesecake, drizzled with peanut butter, and a caramel apple cheesecake. Um... and ice cream."
"Which flavor?"
"Um... 31. Thirty-one flavors."
"Okay," I laughed.
"And, I'll have a hard coffee," said MoSh.
"Uh, excuse me?"
"A coffee with liquor in it. Vodka, rum works... Whatever."
"Okay, hard coffee... cream in that, sir?"
"Yes, lots."
"And would you like dessert?" MoSh was staring at the woman.
"Huh? Uh, no thanks."
I walked to the counter, and made their drinks. The woman showed him her poems. She blushed when she took out her book. "This is the only time you'll see me shy..." she said. MoSh summoned an acoustic guitar, and began tuning it. I served them their drinks, and said, "You dessert will be right up, miss."
I decided to delay the dessert to make the dream last longer. I thought the whole thing was hilarious.
I heard her say her name was something like Alice or Alicia. She began smoking from a cigarette holder. She offered it to MoSh. He said, "No, I have to cut back. On this stuff, too," he said looking down in his cup.
I decided it was time for dessert. I made two cakes and a giant bowl of 31 balls of ice cream. I was bringing it to their table, when a grey blur slammed into MoSh. Some kind of werewolf tackled him, and his astral body fell through the floor. A hole opened in the floor, and the woman fell in with him. They started screaming. The werewolf was pummeling MoSh's dream body. I charged at the werewolf, and it bit into MoSh's torso, and ripped his upper body out. The werewolf just looked at me, as it gulped down his organs. It had red glowing eyes. I slammed into it, and we were suddenly in outer space. It fell backwards, and regained its footing.

Saberwolf
"Who the fuck are you?" I said.
He roared at me, then he grew two large fangs. He had the head of a saber-toothed tiger, and the body of a werewolf, and was all grey. He lunged at me, and pounced on me, knocking me down. He roared in my face. It felt like hot wind. "I'm Saberwolf, bitch!" he said. I tossed him off of me, and summoned a shield and a whip, changing into a lava minotaur. He lunged at me, and tore into my chest as his face became stone, before i got a chance to block him with my shield. I opened my claws, changing back into Juargawn. We tumbled through space, tearing at each others' flesh. I dug my feet into his stomach, and threw him off of me. Both of us had shreds of bloody flesh hanging off of us. He charged at me, then Koomo grew out of me, about 30 feet high, and grabbed Saberwolf as he ran and picked him up. He held him to his nose, sniffed him, grunted, then tossed him away. Batman appeared and scooped him up, and tossed him into a horizontal Selene portal floating in the sky. Selene winked at me, and I blew her a kiss. Batman and Selene disappeared from sight.

The Space Bar
"Where's MoSh?" I thought. I was in the cave of the Frost Giant. MoSh was sitting there. "He's fine," the Frost Giant said. Suddenly MoSh fell through the floor. He screamed. The Frost Giant laughed. I followed MoSh. He was going down a wormhole. He kept screaming. I grabbed on to his ankle. We landed in a bar. I was a bartender. I was a lion-man again. No one noticed, but maybe it was because we were in a space bar. There were aliens and humans milling about. I recognized it as the same bar I had bartended at before in dreams with Warrior Tiger and Raven. MoSh was wearing a black leather jacket, and boots. He was sitting at the bar. His guitar was placed on the barstool next to him. He was a bit of a big beast of a man. I was bigger too, for some reason. There was a small stage in the corner with a mic and a stool at it. The walls were all a light colored wood. Some people were playing pool and smoking cigarettes.
"What'll you have? Everything's free."
"Old Milwaukee," said MoSh.
"Um, everything's free... you want... here, let me make you the house brew. Just try it."
I poured him a glass of beer with a tab that said, "Amber Space Brew," and gave it to him. He tried it. "That is one tasty beer!" he said.
Two giggly young women walked up to MoSh. One was a brunette, one was a blond woman. There were very curvy and bouncy. "Hi, we like your guitar playing. Well, my friend does. I mean, I like your music, but your friend thinks you're cute."
"'My friend thinks you're cute? How old are you girls? Do I need to see your ID?" I laughed.
"Sh! Juargawn!" one of them scolded. "Well, we both think you are cute, actually. Do, you have... um, are you taken?"
"Well, there's always room for one more lady in my life," he grinned.
They gasped, "That's horrible!"
He picked up his guitar. "Do you have a problem with Lady?" he said.
The word "Lady" was written on his guitar in silver letters.
"Oh, you!" the second girl said. "Aren't you going to buy us a drink?"
"On the house!" I said. "Well, everything's free, since this is a dream!" I laughed.
"It is?" said the brunette woman.
Suddenly the wall exploded inward, and there was a man sitting atop a motorcycle on the rubble as the dust cleared. He reminded me of War-Bringer in black leather. He had bone-white skin, red eyes, with yellow pupils, and bright red lips, and yellow teeth. His head was knobby, and he had an earring in his ear. He stepped off of his bike and took off his jacket and threw it over his shoulder.
"I feel like a drink," he yelled.
"Not after you busted through the wall of my bar, asshole!" I said.
"Hey, fuck you, barmaid! Make me a drink!"
I turned into a French maid. "Well, what do you want, handsome?" I asked.
"Huh?" he said, confused. "I'll have a tall Frappucino Gelato."
"What the fuck is that?" I thought. "I'll just make something up... with poison."
"La... la... la... " I sang tunelessly as I wiggled my butt, and mixed up his drink. I poured a bottle in that said: shrinking potion. I made coffee with some soft mushy ice cream on top.
"Hello, ladies," he said as he forced his way between MoSh and the women. I handed him the drink. He gulped it down. He immediately shrunk down to the size of a roach.
"Hey, you asshole!" he said to me, and teleported away. We laughed. He was back instantly riding another motorcycle. He had a chain in his hand. He threw it over one of the women's neck, and yanked her to his chest.
"She is in pain," he said. He grabbed the other woman. "I have what I have come looking for, and now I bid you assholes adieu." He threw one woman over his shoulder, and had another woman under his arm. He got on his bike, and it started though his hands were full. He rode off.
"Shit! We should've told that woman that this is a dream, so she wouldn't have to feel pain."
"Dammit, we received his suggestion!" said MoSh. "Let's follow him."

Belle, WTF
I summoned The Beast, and she growled and turned into a chomp-chomp, and lurched me forward. MoSh grabbed on to my shoulder. The Beast followed an energy trail, and we got sucked into a wormhole. We were flying forward. MoSh was holding on to my ankle. We landed in a garden. I realized this was Saberwolf. I saw Saberwolf set the two women down gently. He turned into The Beast from the Disney movie. He touched their chins. They looked terrified. "Apparently this douchebag has a Beast fantasy, and he drags women here into his Inner World. Creepy." I said.
"The sick fuck," MoSh said, slamming his fist into his palm. MoSh lunged forward changing into a Siberian tiger-man. He knocked Saberwolf over, and began pummeling him in the face. Saberwolf changed into his biker form, and took the hits. He scowled at MoSh, then threw him off. MoSh shot a net out of his right hand, and it closed around Saberwolf. He picked him up, and slammed him back and forth. He slammed him so hard, the net broke, and Saberwolf tumbled out, and rolled across the lawn. I summoned a portal, and Saberwolf tumbled into it. I closed the portal. MoSh nodded to me. He grabbed the women, one under each arm. "Let's get out of here," he said. A jetpack appeared on his back, and he blasted off. I followed him to the Glen of Healing. MoSh set the women down. The looked confused and disoriented. "What's your name? Names, I mean?" MoSh said.
"Maria and Jenn," they said. They looked out of place with purses and hoop earrings.
"Well, just relax," MoSh said. "I-"
A grey blur flew through the glen, and knocked MoSh into a portal. I followed.

River BattleWe fell through a portal in the sky, and landed in a shallow river. Sabertooth was in his animal form. "Don't you know who I am?" MoSh said.
"Yes, I know you, you bastard. What the hell did you do with her?"
"I don't know what the hell you are talking about. All I know is you are really pissing me off."
"That's the point, dumbass!" said Saberwolf.
"SHUT UP!" said MoSh, roaring like a thousand cobras. "I AM NAGA!" He changed into a great green and white winged serpent, and flew through the air at Saberwolf. Saberwolf clawed at him, then MoSh wrapped himself around him, and squeezed him in his coils. Raven appeared in the sky. She looked like an angel. "Why aren't you doing anything, Nomad?" she said.
"I think he's fine," I said. Raven fired blasts of sunlight into Saberwolf's eyes, blinding him. Then, she sang this piercing note which seemed to deafen only Saberwolf. He grabbed his eyes, then his ears. MoSh squeezed, then bit him in his back, between the shoulderblades. Saberwolf collapsed. MoSh turned into a knight. I saw his green witchblade armor on him. The witchblade said, "Let's chop off his head."
"I injected him with sleeping venom," he said. "He won't be doing anything for awhile."
Raven alighted next to us in the river.
"Well, who the hell is that? Is he a nightstalker?" asked Raven.
"I don't know. He calls himself Saberwolf."
"He's nuts," said MoSh.
"He has an ancient grudge against you. Maybe dating back to Atlantis," I said.
"So, he's a dreamer, like us?" said MoSh.
"Yeah, seeing as his Inner World looks like a Disney movie, I would have to say yes. Well-" I looked over at Saberwolf, and saw his body float downstream to a waterfall. "Oh well!" I said, and we all laughed.
"Anyway, you should, we all should bar this guy from our dreams, or kick his ass."
"He needs healing," I heard the voice of the Frost Giant in my head.
"The Crystal Golem says," Raven said.
"I know."
"Hey, don't interrupt."
"Sorry."
"He needs healing," Raven and I said in unison.
"That asshole?" said MoSh.
"Well, he may be an ally one day," I said.
"Dude, are you serious? That fucker is ruining my good dreams! What a grand douchebag."
"I know. But, Tooth fucked up my dreams, but he was really just Joseph."
"Well, I don't know... Shit, I am going to wake up."
"Ok, bye," I said.
"No, wait, how do I stay in a dream?" he said.
"I don't know, how about drink some water from this stream here?"
"Good idea," he said.
MoSh drank the water.
"Oh my god! This water is so pure and refreshing."
"Is it?" Raven and I asked.
We drank the water. We stuck our heads in and looked at each other. Raven and I had heads like crocodiles, and MoSh had a head like a catfish. "Hey this is where I was with Beachgirl when we swam upriver and met the River God!" I said.
"Cool!" MoSh said.
"And he looked like you!" I said.
"How do I look?" MoSh stood up, and looked at his reflection. He looked how he does in physical form. "Hmm. No different."
"You were just a catfish!" Raven and I laughed.
"So, did the water thing work?" I asked.
"Yeah, I don't feel like I am going to wake up- oh shit!"
MoSh disappeared in a flash of white light.

Talking at the edge of a Waterfall
"Oh well," I shrugged to Raven. I gave her a big hug. "Are you okay? I was worried about you."
"Well, the Crystal Golem said it's basically an astral parasite, so it doesn't really affect my dream body much. Strange, huh? But, that little fucker acts like a beacon to astral entities, negative ones."
"Yuck. So how do we kick its ass?"
"Well, he said it has to do with ancient past, and it's a life journey of discovery that I have to go on to cure myself of it."
"Whoah, sounds epic!" I said.
"Yeah, well... I just want to get rid of it right now. I hate that thing... crawling around in the back of my head. Gross! It actually comes and goes. It's not a true parasite, or a whole parasite, but a tiny colony, like a virus. It's more like a disease, actually, an astral sickness."
"Aw, I'm sorry!" I said, and gave her a big hug. I felt her crying. I kissed her cheek and stroked her hair.
"What's wrong with me? I just... ah... I am so frustrated."
I held her close, and focused on love energy coming out of my heart chakra into hers. "Hey, let's sit on the edge of the waterfall!" I said.
"Okay! We can do that, and not fall off, because this is a dream."
"Right!" I said.
We sat on the edge of the waterfall. I floated off, and sat in lotus. "Hey, look, I am Piccolo!" I said.
"He can train you," Raven laughed. "He's not as powerful as Vegeta, but he knows some cool tricks and combat techniques. You should watch him on Youtube."
"Okay," I laughed, and sat down next to her. I felt coldness coming out of her hand underwater. The water was warm. I picked her hand up, and held it in both of mine.
"Oh, your hands are cold!" I said. "Is it the water? Are you okay?"
I blew heat on to her hand.
"Thanks," she said. "No, not the water, it just happens when I get depressed sometimes."
"Aw, give me your other hand." I warmed up her other hand.
A cherub appeared, and gave us little white flowers. We ate them. "Mm, tastes like orange creamsicles!" I said.
"Mine tastes like white chocolate, with oreo cookies!" said Raven.
"Awesome!"
"Where are we?" Raven said.
"We are on the outskirts of the City of Nowhere, in the Land of Nod. This part is very wild. I don't even know a lot of what's here. I know there are some shamans living in this jungle, or that may have been real... shamans... shit, we could be in Panama for all I know. I am planning on going there, ya know."
"Right, Dream Temples."
"You remembered."
"Of course. Hey, look at the sky!"
The sun was setting, and there were Northern lights in the sky. The sun set, and stars and moon came out. The Northern lights remained shifting colors. "It's beautiful, isn't it?" said Raven. "Yes," I said.
Lonewolf ran across the sky as a constellation. He dug up a crab in sand, and shook it in his mouth. "I know you!" I said. He grinned at me, winked, and ran off.
"Who's that?" Raven said.
"Oh, he's a self-proclaimed Nagual from another forum."
"Oh. A Narwhal? Weird. Wait. A what?"
"A Nagual."
"What's that. Oh, a dream shaman, an oneiromancer, a true traveler, someone like you and me. They have a certain way of looking at it."
"Oh, hmm."
Ariel flew by, and sprinkled fairy dust on us. It tasted sweet and sour. She smiled at me, then flew away.
"Who's that?" said Raven.
"Oh, that's my friend, Ariel. She said she was going to make an account on Dreamviews. She doesn't remember these dreams. This is my third one of her. Oh well."
"Are you going to tell her?"
"I don't know," I sighed. "So many people say they want to share dreams with me, but people don't really try. It's sad. I wish they could come here."
"And remember their dreams," Raven said.
"Well, we at least we have each other," I said.
"And, MoSh, and Allison, and Jen, and Pablo," Raven said.
"And mrdeano, and majinaki, Robo, The Cusp..." even if they don't remember those dreams.
"That dream with Walms was funny," Raven said.
"I know. Well, maybe I should battle the Cusp next, in the Colloseum. Should I yank him into our dream?"
"No, that's not very nice," said Raven. "How bout you create a mirror and summon him, then ask him to step through."
"He probably won't remember. He drinks too much."
"Lame," said Raven.
"Well, I used to drink a lot. I like dream beer, I think. I need to try it the next time I bartend."
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, that bar... the one we were in where I was bartending. I went back there."
"I wonder where it is? Another section of your inner world?" Raven asked.
"Maybe. I think it has something to do with Oa."
"Hmm, that's the Green Lantern Planet, right?"
"Yeah. Well, I feel like I am going to wake up." I said.
"Okay, well I am not. I am going to say hi to Serena and Sydney," Raven said.
"Okay!" I gave Raven a hug, and disappeared in a flash of white light. I saw her still. She created a portal, and stepped into it. The dream faded to black.

Finding Zaylon

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I blasted through the wormhole to the Moon, an android lion-man in my Five superhero suit. I spun the stupid astral parasites off of me, and landed on the Moon. I walked to the koi pond, and meditated. I levitated off of the ground. I heard a strange metallic klank KLANK KLANK. The King of the Orcs was banging on the Biodome Gate with his club. I walked to the Gate. "Enter, friend," I said.
The force field moved up, and he came in. There was another orc standing outside the gate still, with two Remote Viewers, one in each hand. He was holding them by the scruff of their necks.
"What the hell are these?" he said, in a heavy Russian accent, gesturing to the Remote Viewers.
"I think you know, they work for the Government."
"Government? BAH! I hate Goverment!" He gestured to the orc outside, and he stood up the dazed Remote Viewers, then wound up his club, and smacked them like baseballs into space. The other orc joined us.
"This is Slnetchka," the Orc King said. Slnetchka nodded. We walked back to the koi pond, and sat down on two picnic benches. The Orc King lit a cigar. I lit up a blunt. "What is that?" said the Orc King.
"It's a blunt."
"Uh, translation-?" he looked at Slnetchka. Slnetchka just shrugged.
"It's a... uh, marijuana cigar."
"Ah, yes! Let me taste of this blunt marijuana!" I took a puff and handed it to the Orc King. He took a puff, and handed it to Slnetchka. "Ah, the blue smoke of the marijuana tree!" said the Orc King. "And now, I shall pay you," he said, reaching for a wallet in a back pocket.
"Uh, no. It's free."
"What? No, no, I insist."
The Orc King gave me some goldleaf bills with his face on it. "That is me, that is Destevya!" he said.
"Thank you," I smiled. "But, this is a dream, everything is free."
"Why didn't you tell me that? That's your job!" The Orc King said to Slnetchka, smacking the back of his head.
Slnetchka shrugged. "I forgot."
"We must make more of these blunt marijuanas!" said the Orc King. "The Liberator!"
"That's right!" I said. I summoned two more, so we each had a blizzunt.
"So, who are these fellows, with the, ah...?" the Orc King gestured to his face, and made a gun shape with his hand.
"Well, they have been spying on us, so we moved the Biodome underground. Actually, allies did: remote viewers on our side. Your orc castle has probably attracted their attention."
"Ha ha! More axe fodder for battle!" said the Orc King.
Raven stepped through the mirror. She was wearing a necklace with a glowing purple gem on it. The Orc King nodded at her, then he and Slnetchka teleported outside the Biodome. They started sparring, then Remote Viewers shot lasers at them. The flew up into the air, and battle the Remote Viewers, then an army of orcs battled an army of Remote Viewers.
"Hi Raven! How are you feeling?"
"Kind of sad," she said, looking at the ground. "Saberwolf, he's not that bad."
"Are you ready?" I asked quietly.
"Yes!" she said brightly.


At this point, the dream diverged into two simultaneous dreams:

Dream #1
We stared into the magic mirror. Hollow Earth appeared. We got sucked into it. We stepped out of an archway with steps in front of it in the middle of something like a park. Everything was translucent, and glowing. Strange animals floated through the air.
"Where are we?" I whispered to myself. "The Land of the Dead."

Raven floated away by herself. Chris appeared in front of me. He gave me a hug. "I miss you. Why did you leave, you asshole?" I said. I cried and pushed him away.
"I miss you, too. But, look, now you found me! You can come visit me whenever you want."
"I am scared. What if this isn't real? What if I made you up in my head?"
"Remember that stupid computer? Remember how my clothes were always hanging out of my dresser? Remember my Wolverine poster?"
"But, that's all stuff..."
"Listen, I am planning out my next life, and I want you in it. Do you want to come?"
"Next life is going to be millions of years from now. I am sick of this dying and rebirthing bullshit. I just want to be lightbody for awhile."
"That's fine," Chris smiled. "I love you just the same. I want to show you something."
I followed him to a thatched roof cottage. There were flowers and a vegetable garden growing in the front. "This is my house," he said proudly.
"How did you make it?"
"With my mind!"
"Oh!" I said.
"I have stuff in here... cool magic. I can do things."
I followed him inside. It reminded me of Silverwolf's cottage. He suddenly made everything float off the floor and spin slowly around the room. He put everything back and left. He gave me a clear jar of red liquid. "Try it!" he said.
I drank it. It tasted like sweetened pomegranate juice. "What is it?"
"It's the peace drug. It calms your soul." I felt it going into my extremities. Everything tingled and relaxed in my body.
"Ah! Thank you!" I said. He gave me a small vial.
"Here, just put one drop into a glass of water, and it will be all that is needed."
Chris gave me a hug, then I walked out of his front door. Josh appeared. "Hi cousin!" he waved. He gave me a hug. "How are you doing?"
"I am sorry," I said.
"Sorry for what?"
"Sorry that we didn't spend more time together."
"You are spending time with me right now!"
"Oh! Right!"
"Look!" he said. He produced a red tulip. It opened. A tiny fairy stretched and yawned. She opened her eyes, and looked at us. She smiled, then flew to my face and kissed my cheek. She flew into my ear.
"Oh my god! You okay in there?" I asked.
"Yes!" she said.
"What is going on?" I asked Josh.
"Her name is Selma. She will help you translating other languages, and also be your guide with other races, beings, and guide you here in Hollow Earth. Remember the Babelfish? You summoned one of her race."
"Thank you for joining me on my journey," I said to Selma.
She flew out of my ear, and grew to the same size as me. I noticed she was mostly red with big green spots. She kissed my cheek, then became tiny and flew back into my ear. Josh laughed.
I saw Raven walking toward me in the distance. She had a melancholy smile on her face. Josh smiled at me and waved. We hugged one last time.
"You ready?" said Raven quietly. I nodded, and we stepped back through the arch. We were by the koi pond again.
I sat down on a bench. "You okay?" said Raven, putting her hand on my shoulder. I looked up at her. My eyes welled with tears. "I'll be fine. I just... I am emotionally exhausted, I guess. I need to take a nap."
"Okay," Raven smiled, and kissed my cheek. "Lucid dreams to you."
I laid down in the grass, and said, "See you on the Moon," sleepily.

Dream #2
I was in Juargawn form. Hollow Earth appeared in the mirror. I changed into a jaguar. We stepped through. Raven was absentmindedly petting my head and neck as she looked around. I saw Michael on her shoulder. Golden energy was coming out of him, and encasing Raven in a golden aura.
"Hmm, I think it's this way." I followed her. We walked up a hill that was full of wildflowers. A man that was a blue glow with little white orbs moving through his dream body turned at looked at Raven. He hugged her tightly.
"I've been missing you a lot," she said.
"Who's that?" he asked.
"That's my pet cat," she said. I chuckled to myself and chased a butterfly. I guessed she lost lucidity partially, and thought I was Shadow. I rubbed up against her leg, and she and John pet my head.
I didn't want to intrude on their personal conversation, so, I wandered off a little ways, and looked at the flowers and the insects crawling on the plants. I turned back to Raven and John. I walked back to her, and I put my head in her lap. She scratched behind my ears, and I purred.
"So, the remote viewers are not real?"
"They are real, but they are not real dreamers. They are actually awake!" he said. "And yes, they do work for the government. Some of them accidentally fall asleep, and they begin to explore the astral and dream realms. They are more adept at astral projection than dreaming, but they are not really supposed to do that even."
He gave us little silver disks with red buttons on them. "These are Locator Devices," he said. "You can use them to find each other, or throw it on an enemy, and track them if they try and disappear. Just make clones of the one I gave you."
Raven and John stood up, and hugged. I wandered off to let them be alone. Raven jumped on my back. "Forward ho, Shadow!" said Raven.
"Uh, okay!" I laughed. I ran back to the archway and stepped through. I collapsed, suddenly exhausted on the other side in the grass. Raven pet my head, and kissed my cheek. I fell asleep.

End Divergent Dream

Insert Dream
Okay, this dream in the wormhole on the way back to the Moon. Wormwood appeared. He looked strange, as if he was also some type of ghost. He threw tracking devices on Raven and I. He whispered, "He gave these two you. They are gifts." I realized later that he inserted a false memory by that suggestion. Remote Viewer fucker.

***
I was in the Space Bar again, tending bar. A bunch of aliens were milling about. MoSh was sitting at the bar. His dream guitar, Lady, was placed with care on the barstool next to him. He was wearing a black leather jacket. We were talking about music, and he kept mumbling something about Bach and The Epic Sun. "Okay, but what does The Epic Sun have to do with Bach?" I asked, downing a beer.
"Dammit! The Epic Sun is Ra himself!" he grinned madly. Sunlight streamed out of his eyes. I spat my beer out.
"Holy shit!" I said. "What the fuck."
"I feel his energy flowing through me!" His eyes became almost completely normal, but there was a white flame in his pupils.
A woman wearing a small black jacket bounced up to MoSh. She had black hair, purple and green eyeshadow, purple lipstick, and light green nail polish. I poured them both a couple beers, and walked away a little to give them some privacy. She was flirting with him, and touching his arm and leg as she laughed. She offered him a cigarette.
He said, "No, I am trying to cut down."
"Well, good for you." She lit up a cigarette. She took a drag. "Oh my god, I feel guilty now, just by the way you are looking at me."
"Huh?" said MoSh.
"Oh, I mean! I shouldn't be having this cigarette. You know what? Fuck this!" she said, and put it out in an ashtray.
"There ya go!" he said.
"I still want to smoke. Uh, I am so antsy... Antsy nervous energy." She bit her lip, then looked at MoSh and kissed him. He fell back off balance a little at first, then he wrapped his arms around her and kissed her back.
I saw Saberwolf in the corner, nursing a drink, and gazing nonchalantly at MoSh.
"What the fuck?" said MoSh to Saberwolf. "Why are you here again, asshole?" MoSh set the woman to the side, and shot astral tentacles out of his hands at Saberwolf. He pulled Saberwolf to him, then telekinesis slammed him through the wall of my bar. Outside was a White Void. Saberwolf unsheathed a large sword, and pointed it at MoSh.
"Who the fuck are you, asshole?" said MoSh.
Saberwolf's eyes changed from red to black, then he sheathed his sword and walked away.
"Who's going to pay for that wall, now?" I said angrily.
"Sorry," MoSh said.
"Just kidding!" I said. "Everything here is free. It's a dream, remember?"
"Oh yeah!" said MoSh. He winked out of sight in a flash of white light. I guess he woke up. I restored the wall, then teleported back to my temple.
"Hello, Juargawn!" said Sarnox. "Haven't seen ya for awhile."
"I was going to do something here... Or was I?" I asked.
"Oh, it's a secret goal. You subconcious told me."
"Oh, where is that wily bastard?" I asked.
"You are he right now!" Sarnox said.
"Oh, right!"
I walked to the mirror, in sorcerer lion-man form, and I waved my wand in front of it. T appeared. She was standing in a dark room, looking right at me. She played with her hair. I changed into my physical self. She smiled at me, and said, "Hi, Nate."
She stepped through the mirror and kissed me. I grabbed her around her ass, and picked her up. Her mouth felt so real. I put one arm around her waist, and stroked her hair. I carried her behind a red curtain with a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" hanging from a golden rope.
We were on a big white cushion, surrounded by the women of my harem. I licked her lips, then kissed her neck. I stared into her gorgeous eyes. She smiled at me, then took her clothes off. As we made love, the women of the harem got turned on, and started a huge lesbian orgy. I licked her collar bone, and bit her neck.
"I really like you," she said looking into my eyes.
"But, this is a dream," I said.
"And a beautiful dream at that," she added.
"Hey do you want to go the Green Sea with me?" I asked.
"What's that?" she asked.
"A lovely sea of grass. It's magical. There are fairies there."
I heard Raven calling me telepathically. I teleported T and I to the other side of the Moon.
"Where were you? Oh!" Raven said, looking at T. "Let's go to the Green Sea," she said. She created a portal, and we stepped through. Others came with us, but, I didn't pay attention.

(to be cont'd)

I floated up out of bed in Juargawn form. There was a creepy astral demon at the foot of my bed. It looked like a skinny insectoid. It had wings and a head like a dragon fly, two arms, and four legs. It was exhaling a bluish white mist.
"Stop calling your allies!" it hissed.
"What the fuck?" I said, and slammed The Beast on to its head.
"I wonder if Raven is having the same trouble?" I thought.
I teleported to her house. She was walking to the kitchen. There was one of these creatures following her on the floor. She seemed oblivious. It was about the size of a German shepherd. It turned and hissed at me. I slammed it on the head with The Beast. Michael appeared and smiled.
I stepped into my Merkabah, and flew around planets in circles zipping around.

I forget which dream this was in. Everything is smudging.

I saw Loaf in the Biodome. He changed into a Loaf with kitty ears and said, "Hey Nomad, look, I'm a cat!"
"No you're not! You look delicious!" I said. I changed into a dog, and picked him up in my mouth and ran around, prancing.
"Hey, let me down!" he said. "I'm not your pet!"
"No, you're my lunch!" I said. I ran back to the same spot, and set him down. He felt like a puppy in my mouth.
He turned into a loaf with legs and a flat kitty face. "Look! I am a cat! Look! Look!" he said.
"How about like this?" I said, and changed into a purple cartoon cat with a red jacket like Basara.

Amazing how you can remember any convosation.

This is another dream frag... I forget when I had it.

I was swimming in the Amazon with pink dolphins. The water was murky. The dolphins spun around, and brushed up against me. They prodded me with their noses. They were talking in dolphin language. I wish I could understand what they were saying.
A mermaid appeared leaping through the water. She looked at me. I looked at her. She spat water at me playfully, then disappeared under the water. I followed her.
Suddenly, the water was clear. It was dim, but, we could see well in the dark. I noticed I was a merman. "Beachgirl?" I thought. She swam next to me.
"Yes," she thought back.
"Oh, we are speaking telepathically!"
"Of course, we always have." She took my hand, and led me to a cavern. There were things glowing about.
We came to a giant catfish in the water. He was the size of a skyscraper. "I am The River God!" he said. "Why have you come here?"
"We present you with a gift, milord," said beachgirl. She gave him a glowing heart-shaped leaf. It looked like a crystal. "A gift from the world above."
He grabbed us with his whiskers. "And who is your friend?" he said.
I gave him a purple starfish. "I deliver a gift from the sea god, your Majesty," I said. He opened his mouth, and the starfish and leaf moved in to it, then he closed his mouth.
"Hmm," he grumbled, and looked at us closely. I saw galaxies swirl in his eyes. He tossed us away.
"You may go!" he said dismissively.

Mutual Healing

Summon Loaf,

MoSh’s inner world

The fly people’s planet

Originally Posted by ebullere

This is making me hunger for dream food. Also, random chicken suits? Haha.

I know. We were thinking about being chicken!

Originally Posted by Night Explorer

Hi,

I just wanted to say I have read quite a few of your dreams and they are nothing short of amazing. I can only dream of having dreams as awesome as yours! (Yes, bad pun intended... ) I look forward to reading more!

Trish

Thanks Trish! I hope you dream with us.

Originally Posted by Loaf

That flu shot thing is uh.. freaky.
I hate injections anyway, because of the needles.

Yeah. There's mercury in a lot of the shots. But, that's not really a discussion for this thread.

Originally Posted by Lucidness

Amazing how you can remember any convosation.

The best thing is to stay in one place if you want to do that.

Mutual Healing
I floated up out of bed. I was in android Lion-Man form, wearing my Fantastic Five suit. An astral bug demon was spying on me. I roared at it, and it flew away. I saw remote viewers battling orcs in the astral in the sky. The remote viewers had laser pistols. The orcs had enchanted mideval weapons. The Orc King flew down to me, riding a giant beetle as were all the other orcs. He had a giant head, and was fat, like a cartoon. “We tracked these fahkers here!” he said in a thick Russian accent. He looked at me. I was complete mercury. He looked at his reflection in my eyes. Lightning flashed across me eyeball.
“You are cool god!” he laughed.
“And you are a cool king!” I said, placing a red and white robe on his back. The robe became yellow energy and vibrated. It formed armor of the Orc King. Yellow lightning flashed in his eyes. He raised his scepter into the air. The sky turned a strange smoky yellow. Dark greenish clouds formed in the sky, and swirled. Different colored lightning bolts fell from the storm. He roared, and white light poured from his eyes and mouth. “FOR THE MOON!” he roared, and his voice sounded like a thousand thunders. Lightning came down and charged his scepter. Lightning hit me, each bolt a different color and charged Future’s Hope, my mercury ship encasing my body. I felt a surge of power. “FOR THE MOON!” I roared, and my voice sounded like a thousand lions and I flew into battle as I called Raven Knight and MoSh. “To battle!” I said to them.
I saw in my mind Raven talking to someone in the Biodome near the koi pond. She turned to me, changing into Queen of Knight, and grinned darkly. “Yes, my brother?” she said. I showed her the scene of the battle. She nodded, and I saw Shadow jump down from her arms. He changed into a winged black panther, as she created a portal using a black scepter smiling amusedly. She sat sidesaddle. “Ready to kick some ass, Shadow?” she asked. He growled, and she laughed merrily. Her voice sounded like a thousand waterfalls singing melodically. He roared and leapt into the portal. I saw Raven screaming through the portal. Here eyes were green. Her pupils were two bright yellow smily faces. She had black eyeballs. Her skin was pale white, and she had on purple and green eyeshadow, and her lipstick kept changing color. Her eyebrows were green, and her hair black. Her teeth were pale white, and she had small fangs. Two black horns spiraled out of her head. They were soaring through a green grid wormhole.
She appeared in the sky.
I saw MoSh hopping about on the moon, as a great serpent. He had an imp remote viewer in his mouth. He was teasing them. He dropped the imp. A grey cloud of dust fell puffed up from the ground. “Hmm?” he asked.
I showed him the battle. He nodded. A purple jewel formed over his third eye. Tiny black threads came out from his forehead, and spun in a cone shape, creating a portal. He threw back his head and roared. “RAAAA!” He opened his eyes, and yellow sunlight poured from his eyes. He sprouted rainbow angel wings and sprung into the portal.
I saw MoSh come through a portal a split second after Raven’s. The portals closed. Raven screamed, “I am the Goddess of Night, you fool Templars!” and lightning fell from the sky, hitting the remote viewers, and charging her scepter.
The remote viewers said, “Focus on the snake!” and a group of them shot at MoSh. A green force field appeared, and the laser ricocheted off of it.
“What’s that?” I wondered.
“That’s his witchblade,” I heard his witchblade say. MoSh sprayed green poison at the remote viewers. I flew around lightning punching the remote viewers. Some I bit on the head, and shocked them like Blanka. MoSh changed into a big biker. He reminded me of Lobo. His guitar was on his back. He took it off, and swung it down, and it changed into a great axe mid-swing. Cracks spidered out of the air, as a timespace shockwave hit some of the remote viewers. They became 2D and screamed with fright. MoSh laughed. There were hundreds of remote viewers.
I realized we were going to need more help. I closed my eyes, and leaned back. Dozens of astral tentacles writhed out of my torso, touching allies on the forehead, asking for aid.

Notes:
Other allies showed up, appearing out of portals. Pixy, The Tick, Arthur, Vegeta, Batman, Sarnox, Sorna, Selene, Marty and Mary, and a whole bunch of people. Cale showed up. He was a great knight, armor that looked like a dark red exoskeleton, with batwings and a gunmetal red sword. He charged t
Zaylon appeared. I saw him in a flash as a great barbarian. He had a bronze disk on his chest that kept changing the animal it was: bear, eargle, fish, bee. He was carrying the head of an ogre. He dropped it, looked at me, and nodded. Saadia appeared. A small dark skinned woman with black hair wearing a long brown robe. She had a black ball of energy floating between her hands. It was glowing purple, and lightning was sparking on it. Rachel was a strange spiky energy creature. She had spines like a pangolin, and was glowing red and orange. She rolled into the sky, and opened up. Lightning came down from the sky, and charged her body. Her spines grew, and rainbow light came out of her. and my sister. Teddy showed up, a huge bear. There were two smaller bears with him. Ariel was a fairy of pure color, one pure color entirely which kept changing. See was a mad jester. He was juggling yellow balls and riding a unicycle in a castle background. Ariel and See. Dustin appeared as a great cyborg. A red lens moved over one of his eyes. “Ah, there are the enemies!” he said. Ciera was a demolitions expert. She was covered in bombs. She summoned a white wolverine. Emily looked like her physical self, then she growled, and became enwreathed in green and red flame. A purple storm was behind her eyes. Aliya showed up. She looked like a desert Jedi. She was riding an astral beast, standing up. It was transparent, and reminded me of a wolverine. She was wielding a black scepter with a transparent black ball on it. There was a small golden cobra inside of it. I saw a strange shadow following her around. “Sometimes I can still fight despite the nightmares, brother,” she said solemnly. Loaf appeared. He was spinning in the air, then opening up and bursting red energy spheres. He fired a large beam and a massed group of remote viewers, then, he spun around shooting red energy bolts out from his hands, moving them up and down as he spun. Silverwolf was a little black witch riding a Siberian tiger, Warrior Tiger. Beachgirl appeared. She kissed my cheek, and gave me a seashell which changed to a crystal. Barnacles. Pablo, Robo, majinaki, hard-wired.
The Cusp appears. Mylynes. Shift. Jean Rae appears. The Ogre appeared. Jean Rae tossed him into a portal. The Lunar Wolves. Seine. King Yoshi appeared. M appeared. P. appeared. Walms. Dannon Oneironaut appeared a blue faun. Oneiro a black sky. Oneironaut was Spawn. War Wolves I became Ion. DJ Saber appeared. He threw records at them. Michael Hanuman. Koomo.
Raven and I do healing, forming a lemniscate.

Gawn comes down from the sky on a cloud. I see him as yoda at the same time. Something like angels, and jedis. A legion of gargoyles. The fly people.
I summon a swarm of locusts, then wasps, then summoners. The RV imps.
Shark.

That is Nevergawn.

Summon Loaf,

MoSh’s inner world

The fly people’s planet

I felt like I was going insane.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I forget which dream this was in. Everything is smudging.

I saw Loaf in the Biodome. He changed into a Loaf with kitty ears and said, "Hey Nomad, look, I'm a cat!"
"No you're not! You look delicious!" I said. I changed into a dog, and picked him up in my mouth and ran around, prancing.
"Hey, let me down!" he said. "I'm not your pet!"
"No, you're my lunch!" I said. I ran back to the same spot, and set him down. He felt like a puppy in my mouth.
He turned into a loaf with legs and a flat kitty face. "Look! I am a cat! Look! Look!" he said.
"How about like this?" I said, and changed into a purple cartoon cat with a red jacket like Basara.

Yeah, I remember that. But in my dream I started crawling around meowing trying to get your attention.
Syncing is a little off sadly. But if what you are posting is legit, its a start. Exciting!

Holy crap, I was there? I don't remember last night's dream, I need to work on my recall more then I guess.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I was in the Space Bar again, tending bar. A bunch of aliens were milling about. MoSh was sitting at the bar. His dream guitar, Lady, was placed with care on the barstool next to him. He was wearing a black leather jacket. We were talking about music, and he kept mumbling something about Bach and The Epic Sun. "Okay, but what does The Epic Sun have to do with Bach?" I asked, downing a beer.
"Dammit! The Epic Sun is Ra himself!" he grinned madly. Sunlight streamed out of his eyes. I spat my beer out.
"Holy shit!" I said. "What the fuck."
"I feel his energy flowing through me!" His eyes became almost completely normal, but there was a white flame in his pupils.
A woman wearing a small black jacket bounced up to MoSh. She had black hair, purple and green eyeshadow, purple lipstick, and light green nail polish. I poured them both a couple beers, and walked away a little to give them some privacy. She was flirting with him, and touching his arm and leg as she laughed. She offered him a cigarette.
He said, "No, I am trying to cut down."
"Well, good for you." She lit up a cigarette. She took a drag. "Oh my god, I feel guilty now, just by the way you are looking at me."
"Huh?" said MoSh.
"Oh, I mean! I shouldn't be having this cigarette. You know what? Fuck this!" she said, and put it out in an ashtray.
"There ya go!" he said.
"I still want to smoke. Uh, I am so antsy... Antsy nervous energy." She bit her lip, then looked at MoSh and kissed him. He fell back off balance a little at first, then he wrapped his arms around her and kissed her back.
I saw Saberwolf in the corner, nursing a drink, and gazing nonchalantly at MoSh.
"What the fuck?" said MoSh to Saberwolf. "Why are you here again, asshole?" MoSh set the woman to the side, and shot astral tentacles out of his hands at Saberwolf. He pulled Saberwolf to him, then telekinesis slammed him through the wall of my bar. Outside was a White Void. Saberwolf unsheathed a large sword, and pointed it at MoSh.
"Who the fuck are you, asshole?" said MoSh.
Saberwolf's eyes changed from red to black, then he sheathed his sword and walked away.
"Who's going to pay for that wall, now?" I said angrily.
"Sorry," MoSh said.
"Just kidding!" I said. "Everything here is free. It's a dream, remember?"
"Oh yeah!" said MoSh. He winked out of sight in a flash of white light.

Damn that's 3 times that H hasn't been able to restrain herself in a dream...


Lol At the Ra part. but i want four eyes damnit!

and when you saw I dissapear in a flash of white light. do you mean like Q does? form star trek?

Nap Dream

Raven's Mind Body

I floated up out of my bed. I missed Raven. I knew she was awake. I teleported to her house. She was playing a video game. I saw a man dressed in white killing Templars. I sat down next to her. "Hi! Can I play?" I said. She didn't notice me much, but she looked up and to the left as if listening to someone just for a second. I tried to pick up a controller, and my hand went through. "D'oh!" I said. "This is astral... right."
I looked at the TV. "Hmm..."
I went into it. I was suddenly in an Assassin's Creed world. Altair, or some guy that looked like him was slicing up Templars like mad. Raven appeared as Queen of Night in the Altair guy, and looked at me and grinned.
"What the fuck?" I said.
"I am Raven's mind body," she said.
"Really?" I asked.
"Don't you know you're in a video game?"
"Well, how the fuck is that happening?
"Figure it out, silly!" A Templar's sword went through my body. It tickled. "Now, you're getting it!"
I tried killing some Templars, but I couldn't do anything. I wandered away from Raven to explore, and everything became a white void. I tried to look for the portal back, or some way to wave at Raven from inside the game, but I couldn't find anything. I focused on going back to Raven, physical Raven. I was in the same room again standing nearby. I waved at her. She didn't notice. I kissed her on the cheek. She looked up and to the side again. I giggled and teleported to the Moon.

The Wolf

I was standing on the Moon, thinking about what I was supposed to do. Suddenly a huge crazed wolf's head appeared in the sky. It was covered in strange shapes like thorns, or horns, and something like vines, leaves, and mushrooms. He had bright yellow eyes.
"Why have you summoned me!" he demanded.
"Um, dude? I summoned you? You just appeared."
"No, I distinctly heard you calling me in my dream, so here I am, Nagual. What the fuck do you want? I was having a good dream, asshole."
"Holy shit, calm down. I just wanted to say, 'hi.' Jeez. No need to be a prick about it."
"Hmph. Well, I have been going through a lot of shit lately... uh... but, nothing I need to tell you about. Who the hell are you, anyway?"
"I am Nomad. Don't you remember? Well, we never talked before, but, you keep showing up in my dreams. You are always running across the sky, with the Cancer constellation in your mouth. You shake the crab like you want to eat it."
"It's personal. Anyway, I don't really remember any of that. I mean, I don't remember seeing you, before, Nagual."
"Uh, well, what about the time, you and don Juan-"
"Don Juan? You know don Juan?"
"Well, not really, but, he did come into my dreams a few times, and-"
"Hmph! You do not know don Juan. Do you?"
"Not, really. But, I met him."
The wolf came down from the sky, and stood next to me. He was a fluffy grey wolf. I pet him.
"Don't pet me!" he growled. "Don't you know who I am?"
"Yes. Sorry! Force of habit. You're just so darn cute."
"Oh, and next you are going to change into a woman, and try to steal my sexual energy. Yeah, try it, and I'll eat you."
"Uh... no."
"Oh. Well, what is this shit you've got here? What is this big thing?" he said, referencing the Biodome we were suddenly in front of.
"Well, this is the Biodome, and the Tower-"
"Hmm," he said suspiciously.
He walked into through the gate. One of the guardians rolled their eyes at him, but he didn't notice. He looked around at all the plants growing.
"Interesting..." he said.
"So, can I go to-"
"No!" he said decisively. "It's sacred," he said quietly. He walked outside the Biodome, and changed into a man. He sat down on a large rock. He put his head in his hand.
"I am so tired... of dealing with this waking life bullshit... Fuck, man. _____ ____ ____ . What is the point? What is the point of all this... bullshit?" He waved his hand dismissively.
"Well, I know how you feel, shaman." I put my hand on his shoulder. He pushed my arm away.
"Don't touch me! I won't let you steal my energy!"
"What?"
"Uh, so... I am just not... I am a little paranoid right now."
He stood up and looked me in the eyes. He looked apologetic, but I could tell he was too proud to apologize. He placed a hand on my shoulder, and disappeared from sight.
I felt very sad. I walked into the Biodome, and lied down in the grass, and closed my eyes. I felt a woman's presence kneel next to me, and stroke my hair. Another woman gave me a drink of cold water. I was emotionally exhausted. I fell asleep.

I haven't seen Star Trek enough to know MoSh.

DJ Notes

I formed a merkabah around me, and floated up out of my bed in lion-man form. There were Moon Orcs battling with RV'ers outside in the sky. I flew through the battle. The Orc King nodded to me solemnly. I nodded back and grinned. "There he is, the cat-man!" one of the remote viewers said. They shot at me, but the lasers bounced off the merkabah.
I said to them, "Hey, fuck you!" and opened a portal to the Moon. Two of them followed me through the portal into the wormhole. One of the beetle riding orcs grabbed the one farther away, and yanked him back out. There was one left following me. I boosted and landed on the Moon.
The portal closed over the remote viewer. He was stuck halfway in, trying to squeeze out. He said, "Help!"
I said, "Sure!" I kicked him squarely in the face, sending him back the other way. "We are tracking you!" he said telepathically as he fell back through. I telepathically yawned at him.

I was standing on a blank moon surface. I knew I was right in front of the Biodome. I stepped forward, and it instantly appeared in front of me. I looked at the gate. "Welcome to the Biodome!" it said in multicolored LED's, and "YOU ARE DREAMING!" at the same time.
"Oh, shit, that's right. I forgot. I am dreaming! I am so silly," I said out loud. The statue guardians chuckled, two anthro-griffins. "Oh!" I said. "You're sentient!"
"Well, of course we are," one said. "Do you think you created us."
"I guess not."
"You summoned us."
"Oh, but don't you get bored of standing there all the time?"
"No, we travel a lot, actually, but our physical bodies stay here to guard the entrance, but we animate at the sign of any danger at the gate, or if you just want to talk to us, or if we feel like talking."
"Oh, really? So what are your names."
"Rob and Bob."
"Really? Oh."
"Disappointed? Hoping for something more epic?"
"Kind of."
"How about Gilgamesh, and Beltashazzar?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Well, those aren't our real names, but you may call us that if you wish," said Rob.
"Well, I prefer Bob," said Bob.
"Juargawn can call us any name he wishes," said Rob.
"His real name is Nomad, but on Earth he is called -"
"I know, I know," scolded Rob.
"I'll call you Rob and Bob!" I laughed.
Bob stuck his tongue out at Bob. I started laughing my ass off.
"Does it amuse you that ancient mythical beings engage in such childish jests?" Bob asked.
"Yes, it does!"
"Well, good," said Bob.
I looked down at my RV watch that Ralph gave me. A lemniscate floated up off of the watch, and spun around the zero point. "Well, will you look at the time?" I said. Bob laughed. Rob rolled his eyes.
I walked to the keypad. I hit the 8 key forever. I am still punching that 8 key, because the code is 8 to the infinite power. I left a clone of myself there punching the key forever, and the gate opened, and I walked in to the Biodome. I looked up. I saw the black night sky. Suddenly, it changed to day blue. Birds flew down and alighted on my shoulders.
"Hi!" said Raven. She seemed like in a particularly good mood. She ran up to me, and gave me a hug. A man was standing behind her. He had black hair with a streak of green, a black leather jacket, and a huge black sword over his shoulder. He looked like an anime character. He nodded to me. She started talking rapidly.
"I just got done talking to ? (I couldn't make out the name), but anyway, there's a lot he told me about, oh everything. The remote viewers, past lives, past loves, the present even. We are goingto do this, Nomad. It's going to be real, it is real. I am so excited!"
"Who is that?" I asked.
"Oh, well, we can talk to him later, but anyway, let's battle the dragon! Is your friend coming? That cute girl?"
"Um, no, not to battle. I don't think-"
"Oh, right! What was I thinking. I think she and I could be friends. Do you think she'd like me?"
"Of course!" I laughed. "You are awesome!" I gave Raven a big bear hug.
"Aw, you are sweet. We should dream with her again. I like her," Raven said.
"Yeah, me too, but what if she doesn't remember the dreams?"
"I know how you feel," said Raven sadly. "But, just dont worry about that."
I turned into a bear. She looked at my face. "Oh, you are so silly! But, I like your fur." She buried her face in my fur. I summoned a beehive on my paw.
"Want some honey?" I asked. I reached my other paw in the hive. Bees whacked my paw with tiny wooden spoons.
"Hey stop that! Be patient!" they said in cute bee voices. "Sit down at the table, like a good bear!"
"Oh, sorry!" I said. Raven and I walked to a picnic table, and the beehive floated up, and stuck itself on a branch of a the loaf tree.
"What is going on?" said Raven.
"Dinner! or... lunch! Whatever. Dream honey!"
A bee woman appeared, and gave us little bowls. Another one appeared, and scooped honey out from a big bowl into the smaller bowls. We drank it like soup.
"Oh, this is so, good! What is this? Thank you, bees!"
"It's energy, of course. You may call us Dorothy, and Amy," they said. "We are Bee Friends."
"Oh, can you help us on Earth? We need bees... our planet is dying."
"I know," Dorothy said sadly. "Everyone needs to start making beehives. Not making the actual hives with machines, but just hosting bees. People need to start hosting bees in their backyards. You humans need to love the bees."
I changed back into Nomad form, and I gave Dorothy a hug. It felt strange because of her exoskeleton. Raven gave Amy a hug. "I like bees!" Raven said. Dorothy and Amy kissed us on the cheek, became tiny, and flew into the hive.
Gabrielle appeared. "And now for dessert!" she said, and gave us each a multi-chocolate pie.
"Oh my god, I think I am full, look at the time!" I said. Gabrielle looked very sad.
"Nomad!" Raven scolded. "You are not full, and you have all the time in the world. This is a dream." I looked down at my watch. I saw the lemniscate float up off of it and spin around.
"So, it is! I am so sorry, dear," I said to Gabrielle. "Try it!" she said, and sat down with us. I scooped some out with my bare hand, and ate it. It tasted like chocolate, oranges, vanilla, cherries, blackberries, and other stuff. It was like, chocolate cheesecake with chocolate pudding, and a chocolate candy shell, and it had fruits and orange zest in it.
"Oh my god, this is a chocolate orgasm!" I said. "Party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"
Gabrielle grinned, jumped in my lap, and started making out with me. "I was hoping you'd like it. The first time you tried it, there was so much going on, I thought you might forget what it tastes like."
"Oh my god, get a room you guys!" Raven said. I blushed.
Raven stood up. "I am going to go make out with Spike now, just for that."
I started laughing my ass off. Raven humphed at me, and walked off.
Gabrielle put on chocolate lipstick, and kissed me again. "Mm!" I said. "Your kisses are delicious." She whispered sensually in my ear, "Chocolate equals love."
"Really?" I asked.
"Well, to me it does!" she giggled. She put her arms around my neck and leaned back. She batted her eyelashes, and looked at me expectantly. I summoned a box of candy chocolates in a red heart shape."
She said, "Hmm..."
I summoned chocolate pouring from the sky all over it. She laughed. "Oh!" I blushed. "Start over!" I summoned a chocolate banana split, with one ball chocolate cherry walnut, another one chocolate fudge, and another chocolate batter chocolate chip and butterscotch chip cookie dough, then, a cold chocolate shell, cherries, chocolate syrup, white chocolate syrup, and red chocolate syrup (which has cherry puree.) Then, I smooshed it into a cherry chocolate custard pie with a layer of chocolate cheesecake on a graham cracker brownie crust, then I drizzled marbled chocolate syrup and chocolate srpinkles on it. She clapped.
"Oh, that looks perfect!" She summoned a spoon, and ate the whole thing in three bites.
"Oh my god!" I said.
She stood up, and swung her hip. "And I still maintain this girlish figure! Good thing dream food has no calories!" she laughed. She jumped in my lap, wrapped her legs around my waist, and kissed me. She leapfrogged over my head, giggling, and ran away. Pixy and Selene walked up to me. Selene was tapping her foot.
"Nomad! Were you just kissing a girl?" Who was that.
"Uh..." I blushed. "Um....yes?"
"Just kidding!" she said. She jumped in my lap and kissed me. "I don't care. I have other dream lovers, too."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, but don't tell Selene!" she said.




Dragon Battle dragon gems
Loaf tank
Bakura and mowgly support,
Raven main heal and magic attack I secondary heal, and buffs and debuffs

Loaf's Dream Guide

Roy's Planet TK lessons

T riding on a dragon with me in my inner world

Lady Datura
I was on a grassy hill with a few trees. She was a big purple, black, and green plant with a woman's face. (I ate one from a purple double flower variety.) She picked me up with a tendril, and looked at me closely and asked me why I summoned her. I told her, "I didn't summon you, I wanted you inside me." Then she kissed me and stuck her tongue down my throat. I could feel her tongue literally in my throat. I got kind of freaked out.
"How was that?" she asked.
"It was very nice, Miss Lady Datura," I said. Then she looked at me closely again, and said, "You are wise beyond your years."
I told her, "Well, I am an old soul."
She said, "Hmm. I am part of the earth. I am much older than you, you silly boy. Do you think I'm sexy."
"Yes ma'am," I said with a hint of fear.
"DON'T LIE TO ME!" she said. She grew and a storm formed in the sky above her head. I was suddenly on the ground about 30 yards in front of her.
I ran to her, and started licking her sweet spot. She giggled like I tickled her. She picked me up again. "You amuse me, boy," she said.
Then, she kissed me again, and it was a sexy kiss, but it felt like I was being kissed by a plant. Then, she gave me a hug, and I felt like I was becoming part of her. "Be careful, do not tempt me," she whispered in my ear. "I am a Force of Nature, and I am not to be trifled with. I am medicine, and poison, Dreamwalker."
Then, she grabbed me with a tendril, and tossed me away, laughing madly. I landed on the grass, and I was covered with plants growing out of my body. ______________



Don Juan : Do nothing, Nagual

"It appears she doesn't like you too much, nagual. Maybe she is not a good ally."
"Maybe she doesn't know me well enough."
"Maybe you tread upon the sacred too lightly."
"Too lightly? I thought you were going to say the opposite."
"Oh, you are still such a young Fool. When you are an Older Fool, you will understand I am not a dream character."
"Oh, I already know that."
"Then, why do you expect me to do anything? You have no idea what the fuck I am going to do."
He changed into a dog in the desert, and ran around in a circle. The circle got smaller and smaller, until he was chasing his own tail. He bit his tail.
"See what I mean, jellybean? You think I am predictable, you insignificant fool. I am a Death Defier!"
He ran faster and faster, and then turned into a tornado. There was a voluptuous Caucasian woman in gauzy white cloth with bright blue eyes in the center of it.

dream mansion, "I am hot. DOn't look at me!"

car, surfboards: "you're the leader of the little group"
"what the hell are you doing loading up surfboards on my car?"
"I just said that to be a dick"

DJ Notes

Orcs and RV'ers war battle outside my house. One of them sticks a grappling beam on my foot, and follows me through the wormhole. I step out and drop an anvil on his ass.
In the Biodome. I see MoSh. he has a little girl on his shoulders. Asoku is with him.

Into Raven's Inner World.
Angelina is fucking hot. She has blond hair with green streaks, and bright green eyes.

Past lives, faun minotaur.

I see T. in the Biodome. She runs up and kisses me. "Um, wow! How did you get here?"

"I don't know. I just thought of you... then I appeared. I was just talking to your friend, Serena... where did she go?"

an orc messenger reports on the war.

"We have vanquished the foes, milord. We have made a pact with the moon imps, the rv'ers. The Biodome is now projected over our Castle, so the Templar RV'ers will be attracted to our castle, then we will pour out and attack. Would you like to join us in a simulated battle? The rv imps will be playing the templars."
"Won't we kick their asses?"
"Yes, but it will be good practice nonetheless."

My twinner says he's going to live in the orc castle. He's writing a book on dream biology.

Space Bar Anvils

TOTM

Raven said, "Ready kick Satan Claws' ass?"
"Hell yeah!" I said.

December 04 Nap Dream

Chronos appears to me.

Lemniscate. How does that feel. It feels fine.

That was the pain and terror of your mind body.

DJ Notes:

Nicodemus

Spin the runes

the pieces fit

the blue energy

the voice singing, a woman's voice

Open the door
To dreams

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I haven't seen Star Trek enough to know MoSh.

what?

DJ Notes

Orcs and RV'ers war battle outside my house. One of them sticks a grappling beam on my foot, and follows me through the wormhole. I step out and drop an anvil on his ass.
In the Biodome. I see MoSh. he has a little girl on his shoulders. Asoku is with him.

Into Raven's Inner World.
Angelina is fucking hot. She has blond hair with green streaks, and bright green eyes.

Past lives, faun minotaur.

I see T. in the Biodome. She runs up and kisses me. "Um, wow! How did you get here?"

"I don't know. I just thought of you... then I appeared. I was just talking to your friend, Serena... where did she go?"

an orc messenger reports on the war.

"We have vanquished the foes, milord. We have made a pact with the moon imps, the rv'ers. The Biodome is now projected over our Castle, so the Templar RV'ers will be attracted to our castle, then we will pour out and attack. Would you like to join us in a simulated battle? The rv imps will be playing the templars."
"Won't we kick their asses?"
"Yes, but it will be good practice nonetheless."

My twinner says he's going to live in the orc castle. He's writing a book on dream biology.

Space Bar Anvils

TOTM

I saw Raven in the Biodome near the koi pond. Raven said, "Ready kick Satan Claws' ass?" as she created a black and white swirling portal framed in yellow, white, and purple lightning.
"Hell yeah!" I said. Bakura appeared. He cracked his knuckles. Pablo ran up as a fox. He became bipedal fox-man, and had a strange weapon in his hand that I didn't recognize, like a small knife. He was deftly spinning it around his fingers. I assumed Bakura gave it to him. A woman showed up that I didn't recognize, a friend of Raven's. "Not without me," she said. Sorna and Selene appeared. Sorna put her elbow on Raven's shoulder and leaned on her. She looked like The Black Cat, but blue and white with some black mixed in. She extended claws, and polished them on her fur. Selene appeared wielding the Moonstaff. I guessed that we shared that weapon.
Batman appeared. "I have been tracking this creature through many dimensions," he said. Koomo appeared, and they merged. Now Batman had wings, fangs, and claws on his hands. His eyes were bright yellow. He boosted his jet boots, and hovered about six inches off the ground. He unfurled his great bat wings and flapped them. He slammed his fist into his palm, and said, "Nice."
"Alright. Everyone here?" said Raven. We all nodded, and went through. Loaf came running up as we were going through the portal. He looked like a half cat-half loaf creature. "What are you guys doing?" he said. I was already halfway through. We all went through. Loaf came also. I was flying through the wormhole, bodysurfing on waves of timespace, in android lion-man form. I had a five on my chest, and was wearing a black superhero suit. Loaf was holding on to my ankle. He looked like his physical self. He was wearing a white t-shirt with green sleeves. There was an interesting picture on it that I couldn't make out. "Where are we going?" he asked.
"Crazy, wanna come?" I said. He laughed, and we tumbled out of the portal into the sky.
We were immediately on top of Evil Santa's sleigh in the night sky. The reindeer were moving robotically and making strange mechanical noises.
He was a huge beast of an "old man", but we knew that this Santa was a sick bastard, some type of demon or something. Raven turned into Queen of Night. She hovered in front of him, and said, "Stop, Shapeshifter!" She slammed her staff down, and lightning came down from the sky, and charged it. The black orb at the top grew to the size of a bowling ball. It had a purple aura, and crackled with power.
He growled at her, and his face changed. His eyes looked demonic, and his mouth was full of rows of teeth like a shark. He manuevered his sleigh around her. Batman shot a grappling hook in the sleigh, then hung off of it, and swung in a big circle, making it go haywire. As the reindeer were running past Raven, Selene flew next to her, and blasted Satan Claws in the face with moonlight. He was blinded, and dropped the reins for a second. The woman I did not recognize landed behind Satan Claws, and tossed a strangling cord over his throat. I then realized she is an Assassin. Satan Claws gagged, and grabbed at the cord, and released the reins. Bakura and Pablo lightning punched him on either side. I flew right in front of Satan Claws. Loaf said, "What the fuck?"
"RAA!" Raven roared. She thrust her hand forward, and lightning shot out, and grabbed Satan Claws, lifting him out of the sleigh, with telekinetic lightning. "Too long have you preyed upon the agony of innocents, demon!"
"I am just a sweet old man, that loves children," whined Satan Claws, altering his appearance to a sweet old bald man.
"I see with True Sight, shapeshifter!" she said, and her eyes glowed bright blue. "Take the reins, Bakura," she said. Bakura took the reins, and Pablo sat down next to him, and waved at me, grinning. Cursed toys began to spill out of the magic sack. Batman let go, and flew in a circle, catching them in his cape.
Suddenly Satan Claws revealed his true shape. He was a great vampiric demon. He had the face of a vampire bat. Batman returned the cursed toys to the sack. "You have dishonored our people!" I heard Koomo say to Satan Claws. Satan Claws roared like a wildcat and growled. Raven laughed at him, and released him from her grip. He lunged at her, as I lunged at him roaring. I caught him under the throat with my right paw, and knocked him back. A flesh creature came off of a robotic android, something like General Grevious. The android boosted toward Raven, and she laughed and hit it with lightning. The android demon separated from the flesh demon. The flesh demon and I fell to earth, as we grappled. He kept trying to bite my throat. I punched him in the throat, knocking him back. Loaf followed us to the ground. He blasted the flesh Satan Claws with a giant beam of red energy. He exploded into bits. There were little green worms squiggling everywhere. A tiny imp with a large head crawled out of the belly. "Eyew, gross! I think I am going to puke!" said Loaf.
I leapt forward, and plunged my scimitar straight down into the head of the nasty imp.
"Well, that was easy. Good, job, Loaf. You are not going to puke. This is a dream," I said to Loaf.
"Oh, right," he said, blushing. "Let's go check on the others."
"First," I said, summoning orange fire to burn up all the worms, "things first." I summoned violet flame to burn the ectoplasm off of us. I heard a commotion in the forest behind us. Something large was crashing through the trees. The android demon was galloping toward us on four great limbs like how chimpanzees run. It had a bunch of tiny child like arms on its torso, all holding knives. The rest of our party was chasing it flying through the air. Raven was riding a small black disk.
"Stop, him, Nomad!" Raven shouted.
I roared and stomped the ground, sending a shockwave at him. It threw him off balance for a second. Loaf shot him with his energy blast, injuring the rear right leg. Raven hit him with lightning, but it wasn't effective. "Damn you!" she said. She lifted him off the ground with pure telekinesis. He tried to break her grip, but couldn't. I jumped forward, and tackled him to the ground. We tumbled around the forest grappling, and he sliced me up, especially my stomach.
"Go, ahead, fucker, I know this is a dream," I said.
"What?" he said. He was on top of me. He drew back his fist to punch me in the face, and a giant bull ran out of nowhere slammed into the android demon, and tossed him into a tree. We all ran at the android demon. Raven shot a blast of white and gold energy at me, healing my wounds. "In-battle healing! Pretty nifty, huh?" she smiled at me. "Hell yeah!" I said to Raven. I wanted to give her a high five, but there wasn't time. Bakura and Pablo changed into foxes, and ran at the android demon as he slid down the tree. They grew mean spikes on their golden knuckles, and lightning-punched the android demon. He started to short circuit. Bakura stood on his shoulders, and grabbed its head from behind. He twisted the head, and wrenched it off with a war cry. He slammed it into the ground. The head began speaking to us. The android grabbed Bakura and Pablo, and threw them off of him. He picked his head back up. "Oh no you don't!" said Raven, and blasted his head and shoulder with ice against the tree, freezing it. He broke some of the ice off his shoulder as he stood up. He looked like he was going to attack us, but instead, he shoulder slammed the tree to break his head free, then grabbed it, and ran off. I turned into a black panther, then a snow leopard, and roared as we gave chase again. I turned into Ice Man, and shot a slide of ice in front of me. "You fool!" I said. "Do you know how fast I am?" I sped past him, and swirled around him, creating a curved wall of thick ice to trap him. He was now at a dead end. He growled menacingly. I turned into Jack Frost. I had on a leather jacket, spiked hair, eyebrows that grew a foot off my head, and a pointy nose and goattee. I looked like a white and blue devil man. I had spikes all over my body. "You don't fuck with Jack Frost, Satan Claws!" I said, walking slowly to him. I felt Rainstorm as a fire lizard on my shoulder. He sprayed him with freezing breath, and I shot ice at Satan Claws feet. He clawed desperately at his feet. Raven laughed at him mockingly, and summoned earth lighting. It was like rock spidering down from the sky like tree roots breaking a rock, growing into the android's metal body, ripping it apart with the speed of lightning. Loaf blasted him with his energy blast, and Satan Claws was basically a hole. "Or that!" I said. Raven laughed.
"Oh, sorry! Was I not supposed to do that?" Loaf said.
"Do whatever you want! That was bad ass!" I said to Loaf, laughing and clapping him on the back. There were tiny robot parts stuck in the wall of ice. I pointed at the little parts and started laughing.
"Hmm, we are supposed to make a snowman," Raven said.
I summoned The Beast, my great didj-warclub, and lifted her high in the air. I smashed the remaining robot parts and ice into bits. Raven clapped and laughed. Bakura and Pablo smashed the rest with gold knuckles. We rolled the icy robot parts into snowballs, and began making a snowman. Loaf said, "Can I try and TK this?"
"Sure!" we laughed. We stood back, and Loaf closed his eyes, and moved his hands around in circles. The sun broke through the clouds, and everything became vivid. I saw a Naga fly out from the sun, and land next to us, turning into MoSh. "What are you guys doing?" he said. I gestured to Loaf. He said, "Oh!"
The snowballs rolled in circles getting bigger and bigger. Each one was about the size of a small car. Then, Loaf stacked them up. We clapped and laughed. Two dead branches flew off the ground into the middle ball for arms, and some rocks for the eyes and mouth, and a carrot for the nose.
Loaf opened his eyes. "How do you do that with your eyes closed?" I asked.
"I see through my eyelids," he said simply. "Shit!" he said. "I just did the Task of the Month! What if I forget it? Does it still count?"
"To me it does," I laughed. "You can always do it again. You're strong enough now." I ruffled his hair.
"Hey, I'm not really a kid any more, man!"
I put him in a headlock, and gave him noogies. Raven started laughing. Loaf became the size of a skyscraper, and held me between thumb and forefinger. "I am bigger than, you see?" he yelled. I turned into a cute grey kitten. He turned back into normal size, and pet me. "Aw, cute kitty!" he said. I jumped out of his arms and ran away.
"Hey, kitty, get back here!" he said. I laughed and then changed back into Juargawn form. "Oh, the presents!" I said to Raven.
"Selene and Sorna are taking care of the curses. Batman is giving the presents out."
"Really?" I said. "Batman?"
"Yes," said Raven.
"Batman-Koomo with the fangs and the bat wings and the-"
"Yeah," Raven said. "He has a good soul."
I rolled on the ground laughing until my eyes teared up. I felt Raven shoot healing magic at me. I calmed down and sighed. "Aw thank you," I said. "I had some little bugs on me, huh?" I asked.
"Yeah," she said. I gave her a hug, and I felt energy cycling through us. Q teleported us back to the Biodome. We were in the Biodome glen of healing. I laid down on the grass, stretched and yawned. "I am going to take a nap," I said.
"You and your dream naps. You are so silly, Nomad," she said. MoSh laughed.
"What? I am tired," I said, and fell asleep.

I remember throwing up or coming close to it last night in my dream... and I kept dreaming about skyscrapers, invariably. The dialog sounds a lot like me too. It matches my personality. Seeing through my eyelids sounds about right though - being able to do that is horrible when you are having a nightmare and you want to look away.

Although I still find the syncing to be pretty loose, which is a shame. You will often post about adventures and only a handful of things get to me. In your dream I was as tall as a skyscraper holding you as a cute kitten, but in my dream I was inside a skyscraper holding a baby.
I do remember talking to people in a skyscraper - there were about 5 but I can't remember any of the dialogue. Poop.

Hey Nomad! You haven't seen me in a long time because I sort of gave up for like 1-2 months but now im back and already had another lucid! Ive been reading your recent dreams and they are awesome! Keep it up.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I haven't seen Star Trek enough to know MoSh.

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

what?

i guess he meant "I haven't seen Star Trek enough to know, MoSh."

or MoSh is an enigma who can only be understood by watching a lot of star trek tng.

either way, nomad needs to watch more star trek tng.