Thread: Nomad Chronicles

Moon Bus dream.

I pick up a whole slew of dreamers.

When I get to the Moon, Red, Loaf, majinaki, Robo and Walms are the only ones left. Pablo jumps of the roof and waves at me. Majinaki says, "holy shit! Yellow!" and disappears.

I ask them if they want to play Living Chess. Loaf says it sounds dumb, and says he wants to break shit. I teleport him to the Battle Pyramid to fight DC's. Walms says he is going to fight that kid, and teleports to Loaf.

Robo asks me to show him the tower again please. I clone myself. My clone gives Robo a tour of the tower.

Red and I play Lliving Chess. She beats me with weird magic. She throws pies at me when she wins. Everyone laughs at me, and I shoot them with a Pie Gun. Red and I run around shooting everyone with Pie Guns. I get hit in the back of my head with a ball bearing. It's a little imp. He jumps into Warrior Tiger's third eye. I yank him out. She tells me to leave him alone. I shrug and give it back to her.

I turn into a Space Manta Ray, and fly everyone to Hollow Venus. We frolic in jungles.

Monday, January 25, 2010


In the Land of Nod
I am standing on a building in a bombed out cityscape. I am in my Nomad form, a white Bedouin. I actually feel like a sad desert prince. I feel as if I am reliving a past and future life. I am having an intense inner monologue. I look at the city. It is full of skeletons, and half-decomposed bodies. Some of the bodies are becoming reanimated into zombies. I have neither fear or disgust. I smell sulfur and powdered concrete. The stench of rotting bodies fills my nostrils. I regret learning to smell in dreams. I summon some flowers growing out of the concrete. They smell like vanilla and honey. They quickly get covered with dust. I angrily burn them with fire from the ground.
I see a wooden sign with light bulbs on it hanging halfway, with lights barely blinking on. The lights say, "Welcome to the Land of Nod."
There is a sign posted underneath it which say:

LAWS:
1) There is no speed limit
2) Everything is free
3) No bad guys, like demons, nightstalkers, shit like that.
4) FUCK YOU TEMPLARS.
5) DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOON PEOPLE, AND WE WON'T BITE YOUR FACE OFF AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL WHOLE. THIS MEANS YOU, TEMPLARS.
6) A and P, only some versions of you are welcome, the cool ones. LOL
7) You can be an android, or dragon, or whatever. Saturday morning cartoon characters can hang out with Leonarda Davinci, and the Sun God Ra.
8) Um, Vampires, Werewolves, Gargoyles are cool. There can be some bad ones, but, you can't get in, because we'll EAT YOUR SOUL, AND VOMIT YOUR FACE.
9) Zombies are always gross. If you're a zombie, I'll probably INCINERATE YOUR SENTIENCE BACK INTO EXISTENCE UNTIL YOU DESIRE TO DESTROY YOUR ROTTEN FLESH (with organic, sterile, sentient moon-maggots. See, then you won't be a zombie anymore because zombies are gross! [And, most of them look like dream demons to me.)
10) All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. (Thanks, Beatles. LOL.)
11) I couldn't really think of anymore laws, but, I just wanted to beat God at making laws, so I had an 11th one, but this isn't really a law, it's just me writing on this sign. I made a woodburner in dreams and I just wanted to try it out...

In the corner of the wooden sign was a drawing of a dolphin, a sea turtle, and King Neptune giving you a thumbs up. Someone had also scratched in the wood a poorly drawn penis and naked woman. Someone also wrote "LOL" with a silver paint pen. Oh, wait, that was me.

12) Twelve, okay, twelve is a good number. Twelve zodiac signs, months, apostles. Religion is based on astrology. Oh, hey, here's a law. You can be whatever religion you want. There are other entities here, like angels, demons, gods, cartoon characters, movie characters, book characters, dream characters (which are manifestations of people's minds) but, everyone you see that is not a DC is a real person, so don't fuck with them, unless they fuck with you. Unless they are a demon, I would say, attack those bastards on sight. Although, Warrior Tiger is friends with one, or its her pet or something. Weird.
13) Oh, 13 is supposed to be an unlucky number. I think it's one of the luckiest numbers in the world. (Here was a drawing of Bilbo Baggins like in the Hobbit cartoon, It said "BILBO (also a street name in Tucson, Arizona, USA, Earth, Solaris, Milky Way.)"
Under the sign was a three ring binder with sheets of paper in plastic pages. There were essays by Raven, MoSh and I.

How Dreams Work
The Book said: How Dreams Work

The first one was by Raven Knight.

"The Nature of the Dream Plane"
This was channeled by my spirit guide, Q:
There are three planes in every dimension: Physical, astral, and dream. The astral Plane is between Physical and Dream. We exist in all planes and in all dimensions at once. In a universe of infinite possibilities even, cartoon characters exist somewhere in the universe. There are many universes, dimensions all existing at once, expanding and contracting, moving in and out of each other, like soap bubbles. There was a cartoon drawing of me on the side of the page, with a talk bubble that said, "Even cartoon characters, it's true. I had to learn that the hard way. Everything is channelled. (*See page 62 for channeling information.)" We are like the air molecules in the soap bubbles. We can move through the panes into other universes.

The Planes
The Physical one is the One we are aware of when we are awake.
The Dream Plane is the one we are aware of when go into a deeper sleep.
The Astral Plane is the one we are aware of when we astral project, or meditate. This can also be accessed from the dream plane. When you are on the astral plane, you can affect the physical.

The text continued.
The book opened to the Introduction
Introduction: Man of Shred
I have had shared dreams for a long time. As of this writing, my dreams are long and epic. Raven Knight, WakingNomad and I found each other this lifetime, because of ancient connections to Mu. We have a whole chapter on that in our other book: Epic Journeys in the Dreamtime. There is a lot we still don't understand, and some things that we disagree on, which we will state here openly, and let you research your own dreams and decide for yourself.
But, we have experienced consistent patterns in dreams which are unlike any specific religion or text we know of about dreams. This is the reason we have written the book you now hold in your hands. In it you will learn the nature of the dream plane, the interdimensional nature of the universe and dreams, the illusory nature of all, the reality of all, and learn practical techniques to learn to lucid dream, and even travel to other dimensions. On more detailed and specific waking life and dream techniques, check out, Advanced Lucid Dreaming Techniques or The Black Book of Oneiromancy.
We have experienced immense joy, pain, agony, and beauty in our journeys in dreams, and the journey of the three of us co-writing this book. Thank you for reading, and happy dreaming!

The Book opened to another Chapter

Dream Fauna, by Waking Nomad

There are patterns of entities I have seen in dreams that are like nothing I have read or know about in any religious story, or scientific theory. Here I chronicle our fantastic experiences with repeating entities:

Comments in the margins are made by Raven and MoSh where they disagree with me.

Dreamers: Dreamers can be dreamers from our physical plane, or others. All dreamers have a physical body somewhere.

Dream Characters: Dream Characters are manifestations of a dreamer's mind.

Nightstalkers: A nighstalker is a dreamer who is being controlled by dream demons, or astral parasites. The dreamer gives control in exchange for power.

Angels: An angel is powerful entity of pure good. They are mighty warriors and healers. They can heal dream, astral, and physical bodies.

Dream Demons: A Dream Demon is an evil entity that lives on the dream plane, and feeds off of negative dream energy. They can induce nightmares.

Astral Demons: A anstral demon is a demon that affects the physical. They can speak to you in waking life, whispering in your ear, and induce physical illness. These can be defeated in the astral or dream plane, or sometimes by ignoring them, they get bored and leave.

Templars: Templars are people that seek to control others in any and all dimensions. In this dimension, they call themselves the New World Order.

Remote Viewers: Remote Viewers work for different governents of the world. These are people that specialize on working in the astral plane to spy on their perceived enemies. Most of them also have secret Dreamwalker Corps.

Gods: Gods are extremely powerful enties that are often perceived as different to some. I personally believe we are all gods, or have godlike potential inherent in all of us.

Other Entities: There are many other sentient entities with no physical body in this dimension.

Astral Parasites: These parasites are non-sentient creatures that feed directly off our energy.

I looked away from the book. In the distance I saw a nuclear explosion go off on a mountain. I contained it in a bubble of pure clear energy. Everything in the bubble was pure death and smoke.

Spoiler for Psychological Triggers:

It's ruined, it's all ruined. It doesn't matter. Life, this is pointless. Even my dream life, everything I created, utterly destroyed. I am a withered husk of a man.

Raven appeared behind me. Other nuclear explosions go off, coming up from the ground. I contain them all in clear energy bubbles. It's getting hard to contain them all. I let go of the bubbles. All the bombs go off, and Raven and I are washed in orange energy, and we turn into husk like corpses. I try to reform us, but it's like silly putty growing out of a rotten corn cob.

"Nomad! What are you doing?" She shot a tentacle of black hair out of the back of her head and grabbed me around the waist as I spread my arms and let myself fall off the building. She pulled me back up.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Look, this is a dream. I can kill myself. It doesn't matter. It's cathartic."
She looked a little angry, hurt, and scared.
"Stop it! I won't let you do that. You have dark energy, let me heal you."
"You can't, they destroyed it all."
"Destroyed what? Nomad! You are seeing illusions! What's in your head?"
I felt a bug like a goliath beetle crawling around in my skull. It felt disgusting. I felt it gnawing on my pineal gland. I summoned a .50 Cal Desert Eagle, and pointed it at my head.
"Nomad! What are you doing!"
"I'm going to kill this son-of-a-bitch parasite!"
"No!"
"It's okay! This a a dream!"
Raven approached me.
"Look, they, the New World Order, the Templars, the archdemon, Nevergawn... those bastards, they will always want to control what the can, and destroy what they cant. They are all about control and destruction, and we about freedom and beauty. There are not many wars, there is just one war. It's the war of peace, versus destruction. Whenever we go to war, we are losing, because it's the big bosses that pit us against each other. Don't you see? We're doomed. It's hopeless. They are too powerful. They keep driving wedges between us. They are trying to do it to Angel and I now. I feel it. They affect the physical more than we ever can, Raven. They have lots and lots of Black Budget government funding. Millions, maybe even billions, not to mention the corporate secret societies that have nothing to do with formal government."
"Nomad! This an illusion."
"Everything is an illusion. Money is an illusion with no value. It's only value is that which we collectively agree it has. An illusion created by the Federal Reserve, the New World Order. This is an illusion."
"Stop it, Nomad. Look past the illusion you now see to the reality. Why aren't your True Sight Goggles working?"
I slammed my fist against my head, and I saw myself standing on a cliff on a tropical mountainside. Everything was beautiful. I felt the beetle pinch the back of my my eyeballs, and I went blind. I scremed in pain. "BAM!" I yelled.
I blew my head off, and the beetle got blown to bits. The insides of my head looked like red jello. MoSh appeared, floating in the sky, in his Shadow Self form. "We are Knight Warriors, Warrior of the Night! Such behavior is unfitting of ones such as us. Reform your head!"
I reformed my head, and MoSh shot black tentacles out of his torso, and wrapped them around my head.
"Now, stop that." Raven started crying. "Look, you're freaking her out."
"Oh my god! Sorry, Raven. ACK! HELP!"

A Most Revolting Dream
Suddenly we were on a mountain somewhere. A bug creature grew out of my back. Large legs unfolded themselves like a crab's new legs after a molt. I turned into Lobo. I was fused hanging off this large creature above me. I summoned a sawed off shotgun and, began putting holes in it.
MoSh turned into a Naga, and spat acid at it. It began to melt.
"He needs our help, Raven!" Raven looked up.
"Kill it! Don't worry about me! This is only a dream!"
Raven morphed from Queen of Night into a great black dragon. She breathed lightning enrweathed in violet and orange flame. The creature began having a seizure, and then its flesh burnt away. I fell from the creature to the ground. I had a huge gaping hole in my back of burnt and rotten flesh. I summoned a .50 cal machine gun, and unloaded on it. I pulled a ring from a grenade with my teeth, and tossed it into the creature's body. It blew apart.
Raven flew to me, and burned off the rotten flesh and maggots, and sealed me up.
"Wait!" MoSh said, he flew down and changed into his physical form. He opened his mouth, and a green snake crawled out. The snake crawled inside of my back, and pulled out another beetle like creature. I writhed in pain, and screamed. It crunched down on it like an alligator, and tossed it to the side. The snake breathed some type of poison into the wound that only killed the eggs and larvae of the parasite, but didn't affect me.
"Oh, my god, Raven!" I stood up, and morphed into a giant lion-man. I was overwhelmed with weakness, and almost fell on her. She moved out of the way. I morphed uncontrollably on the ground. "Oh, you need healing, and rejuvenation." I fell asleep.

My Fairy Queen lover
I wake up, floating on my back in a stream pouring out of the Hot Springs. There is a litte rope tied to my toe. Angel was perched on a rock, holding the other end of the rope. She looked like a beautiful sparkling blue and white fairy. She waded into the water. Sparkling blue energy rippled out of her. She smiled at me gently. She leaned down and kissed me.
"My eternal love, dost thou health improve this fine morn?"
"Yes, my queen," I say, and caress her hair. A dragon fly hits her in the back of the head, and says, "oops!" She pops it in her mouth, then lets it out. "Hey, don't scare me like that!" says the dragonfly.
"Well, watch where you're flying, or you're be dragonfly soup! Let's be butterfly spirits!" says Angel. We morph into Monarch butterflies and flit about. It feels very strange flying in their pattern.
"Now let's be tigers!"

Tiger Adventure
We morph into Siberian tigers. We are on a snowy Mountain. She climbs a large tree, and hides in it. I hide in the snow. A large deer walks by. I leap out of the snow, and I claw its hind leg. It runs, and I begin to lose my grip. Angel pounces on it from the tree, and bites its neck. I climb on it, and bite it in the spinal cord. It's rear legs crumble to the ground. Angel says, "Thank you brother," to the deer, and kills it with one smack of her paw. We eat some of it, and bring it back to our den. There are three cubs there. One has black stripes, one has dark brown, both males, and there is a female white tiger with blue eyes. We feed our cubs. Another tiger comes and tells us the spring is upon us. We climb a mountain. We watch the sun rise and melt the snow in the valley below.
Angel and I go back to our den and tell our cubs they must begin to venture out on their own now. They whine, and Angel smacks them. They bite her ears and claws. We pick them up, and take them to a den in a higher altitude. We step back outside, and observe the movements of competing predators: Pterodactyls, hyenas, wolves, other tiger tribes, lions, jackals, and crocodiles. Then, we observe the movements of our prey animals. The sun sets, and our cubs join us on the mountain. We move to a lower altitude, climb a large tree, and sleep in it.

That's interesting that book you wrote there.

I always wondered where and how dreams tie into the world. So there are several "planes" to each dimension.

About me trying to meet you guys. I want that still but I'm wondering maybe our time zones are far to different meaning I'm awake when you guys sleep and I'm sleep when your awake?
There seems to be a time when I can meet up but it seems to indicate I need to sleep into the middle of the day. But I'm not sure about this.
The few hints that have been there have come quite late in the morning when I sleep in late.

I asked the same question when I started trying to dream with them, about time zones. Apparently time is irrelevant on the dream plane, so It could be the middle of the day where you are and midnight where I am and we could still have a shared dream.

Just don't think about it too hard and you should be fine.

Originally Posted by Nighthog

That's interesting that book you wrote there.

I want that still but I'm wondering maybe our time zones are far to different meaning I'm awake when you guys sleep and I'm sleep when your awake?

The Shaman's Dreamtime has his own clock brotha!

Originally Posted by Nighthog

That's interesting that book you wrote there.

I always wondered where and how dreams tie into the world. So there are several "planes" to each dimension.

About me trying to meet you guys. I want that still but I'm wondering maybe our time zones are far to different meaning I'm awake when you guys sleep and I'm sleep when your awake?
There seems to be a time when I can meet up but it seems to indicate I need to sleep into the middle of the day. But I'm not sure about this.
The few hints that have been there have come quite late in the morning when I sleep in late.

Those hits have to do with the fact that we dream more right before we wake up, and also if we had a good night's sleep.

Death of the Dinosaurs

I am looking at Earth with Sacrosanct aka Q, one of my spirit/dream guides. He is a golden man. I am a desert nomad, all in white, with bat wings growing out of my back. A huge meteor hurtles toward Earth. I can see its craters on fire, burning up in the atmosphere. It's the size of a planetoid. It is heading right where Hawai'i is, but, there's land there right now. I scream in terror.
Sacrosanct grabs me by the wrist, and takes me through a portal. We are floating in outer space.
"I thought you wanted to see this," he says.
"Not really."
"Well, you just asked me that. What's wrong?"
"It's terrifying."
"You knew it would be."
"It's all so real."
"Yes. How about we go back, to see how all this happened? We can lead up to this point, and it won't be so, impactful, shall we say?"
I roll my eyes, and chuckle at his lame joke. Sacrosanct rips a hole in the fabric of time and space, and we step through. I feel like I am Ebenezer Scrooge with the ghost of Christmas Past. We are like two ghosts watching the scenes.
We are in a tropical jungle in Atlantis. There are people riding two-legged dinosaurs, like velociraptors. They thunder through the jungle. Something is chasing them. The people are dressed in skins and feathers. There is another dinosaur, like a diplodocus, tearing through the forest. There is one main controller, who is controlling the dinosaur with an electronic pole that is connected directly to its brain. The pole is connected to a device in the person's hands, which has wires leading to a helmet. The diplodocus is covered in a strange white metal armor. There are other warriors on its back, armed with poison spearguns. Most of them are cyborgs to varying degrees. The diplodocus is brainwashed. It is insane. I pity it. I go to help it.
"No," says Sacrosanct. "There is nothing you can do. We are viewing the past. We are like ghosts here, my friend." I stop. The tribal people shoot tranquilizer blow darts at the tech warriors. Some of them get hit, and fall off. A few get trampled. The tribal people are clearly upset by this. The tech people kill they tribal people with their poison, calmly and passively. They seem to have an attitude like a predator hunting its prey, though they are the same species.
"We have to kill it," says the leader of the tribal people.
"No! Our brothers will come to our aid!"
A group of other tribal people, being carried through the air by flying dinosaurs, fly out of huge trees, and drop large boulders on the tech people. More fall off the dinosaur.
"I have a trap! We have to use it. They are killing us!"
"Dammit. You're right! Engage the trap!"
The people on the velociraptors lead the diplodocus over a trap. A harpoon pops up out of the ground, and impales it. The tribal people scream and cry, as the diplodocus screams and falls to the ground. One of them runs to one of the tech warriors, and rips his speargun out of his hand, and shoots the diplodocus with it, to put it out of its misery. The tech warriors fire their remaining spearguns. Some hit the velociraptors, some hit the tribal warriors. The tribal warriors leap upon the tech warriors, and cut their throats with stone daggers. The velociraptors bite their throats, and toss them to the side, and rip their chests open with their claws. Sacrosanct and I fly higher. We see a huge war going on in the jungle, as a similar scene is repeated.
We fly to a city with a beatiful white wall and buildings. There are angry sentient dinosaurs outside. They pound on the walls, and are ignored. "We are starving!" they roar telepathically. They break through the walls, and wreak havoc in the city. They eat people, their livestock, and their crops. There are dinosaur tech warriors fighting the other dinosaurs. It's a bloody mess. I am beginning to feel strangely distant.
We fly into outer space. There are strange aliens floating on silver disks, watching the Earth.
"This was not our intention. We fucked up."
"No, the Sentient Ones have free will. They choose what they will."
"We planted too many creatures in one place. We need to start over."
"This will incur a great karmic debt upon our heads."
"One which is no greater than the one upon us at this moment."
"We will destroy."
"We must. The experiment is a collosal failure."
The aliens fly to a small planetoid. It seems to have a long strange orbit around the Sun, like a comet. They attach rockets to it, and redirect to the Earth.
Again, I watch the giant meteor hurtle toward Earth, to a great green continent, larger than anyone I have ever seen, as large as Africa and Eurasia combined, maybe even larger. It's beautiful, full of many inland freshwater, and saltwater seas. I realize I am looking at Atlantis.
The meteor slams into earth, penetrating the crust into what is present day Hawai'i. The earth groans in pain, and roars angrily at the aliens. The aliens tremble in fear. There is a wave of heat, like a nuclear explosion, and megatons of dust is kicked up into the atmosphere. The continent sinks below sea level, as a great crater is created forming the Pacific Ocean. Lava bubbles up out of the hole left by the meteor.
Everything begins to die, starting with the largest land animals. The humans curse the dinosaurs, and hunt them savagely. The dinosaurs are too weak from hunger to fight. Some of the large animals are saved by the humans, especially mammals, but they look disdainfully on the reptiles, and spit on them. The humans make war on each other, and become cannibals.
"Enough!" I wail, and look away. Sacrosanct grabs my wrist, and takes me back to the Biodome. I sit on the park bench by the koi pond, and weep. Raven appears.
"Nomad? What's wrong?"
"I just need to be alone." She nods. I teleport to the Glen of Healing and go to sleep.

Moses Parting the Reed Sea

I am on the bank of the Reed Sea with Sacrosanct and Zaphor.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" says Zaphor.
"Yes."
Sancrosanct nods. Moses is there with thousands of Israelites. He looks very strange. He looks at me. I am a little startled. He has a red glint in his eye. "He's a transdimensional being. He can see into the future," explains Sancrosanct.
I see metal on his head. I realize he's a cyborg.
He turns to the Israelites. "My brothers, and sisters, here and now, I will perform a miracle for you, in the name of God. Here there are dangerous creatures, crocodiles, and pestilence. I summon a sacred wind to-"
Suddenly all the people change to 2D. It looks like an animation cel is being peeled off a background.
Moses is now standing before the Red Sea. There are Israelites there with him. The men and women are wearing Babylonian armor, and wielding bronze swords. They clang their swords against their shields. Moses looks at me again. He is still a cyborg.
Aliens appear on small grey disks, flying in the air.
"Ah, the Egyptians, our former slave masters! Look, they descend upon us from the sky!" says Moses.
The Israelites fire a volley of arrows at the aliens. The aliens activate energy shields, and the arrows bounce off. The aliens speak telepathically.
"You fools! We are not your enemies! Stop listening to The Deceiver! He has stolen sacred technology from us, and is using it to control you with his lies and illusions!"
"Ah, they are coming to kill us! Get in the boats!"
The Israelites push the a bunch of small boats into the sea. Some of them stand up, and run in place. "I now part the waters!" Moses shouts. He slams his staff on the ground. I realize it's some type of technological device. It shoots telepathic illusions into the Israelites. I see what they see: he parts the sea, and they walk on dry land.
All the Israelites stand up, and run in place in their boats. Moses telepathically commands a couple of them to row and steer. The going is very slow. It's almost comical, but also terrifyingly creepy.
"We are your friends!" They aliens say. "Do not listen to the Voice of The Heretic! Look, we have given you so many gifts! You have no reason to flee us. He is leading you to your most certain deaths."
The Israelites ignore the aliens, and keep going. The finally make it to the other shore, and slowly jog out of the boats. Moses summons an illusory chariot calvary, and the false Egyptian warriors get smashed by walls of water.
One of the Israelites says, "You will not stop us! Now we are free!" It is Aaron. Moses gives him a staff. The staff grows electronic tendrils into Aaron's hand, but he doesn't seem to notice. The staff blooms. Tiny roots come out of Aaron's nostrils and ears. It's horrifying. "We are Here now! We are free! We are in the Promised Land!"
"No, you are in the desert, you fool! You are going to die!"
"I bloom next to this blessed sea, like a beautiful tree!" The wood forms over Aaron's body until his a complete tree. There is a thumping from inside. Aaron breaks out of the tree, covered in sap. He coughs and vomits, and sap comes out of his mouth and nostrils. He convulses and dies. The Israelites take no notice. Moses laughs. The Israelites clang their swords on their shields and sneer at the aliens. The aliens give up and fly away.
"The Sorcerer won," they sadly say.
I teleport out of there. I stand on the Moon, outside the Biodome, and I look at Earth. I focus on Israel. I see death. I look toward Iraq, and see more death. I retch in disgust. Sacrosanct gives me a glass of water. I drink deeply.
"God damn it. Why do I keep doing these fucking tasks?"
"Hey, you're barking up the wrong tree, pal. That's a question for yourself."
"Yeah... I already know the answer. I am glad this shit is the last one. Fuck war, man."
"Fuck war is right. Now, generate inner peace."
"You are right."
I teleport to the Mountain in the Biodome, and meditate in lotus. I levitate off the ground, and my body turns to gold. A white light comes out of my third eye, and spins. Cherry blossoms fall around me, and I inhale a scent like wild strawberries.

Dang, that was awesome... I really don't know what to say.

DJ NOTES

In MoSh's house. It's being remodeled. We keep talking telepathically. I give him a hug. He keeps looking behind me, grinning. I feel like it's Asuka.
"Where's Raven?" I see a white shaggy dog. "Hi!"
The dog jumps into my arms. "You're Raven! No, you're not."

There are two other dogs running around. (one is a fox?)

I see an adolescent Sumatran tiger sleeping under the kitchen sink with no cabinet doors. "Warrior Tiger?"

Wake up.

I am at a picnic table at Kahala Mall, with rich Mr. K., and others. I sit down at a table with Angel, and this woman J., who my cousin tried to set me up with a year or so ago. Angel says some snarky remark, and I fire right back wittily. J. calls me "Fresh" like one of Angel's cousins.

Scene change to a park. Someone sticks a large bandana to my head, as large as a blanket. I spin in around my head, and dance crazily. Everyone laughs at me. I fall down, and the world spins. I am not dizzy for some reason.

***

I OBE into my room. I walk through my bedroom door. I walk outside. I fly and do flips. I swim through the air, doing the breaststroke. The Moon is orange and full. A witch flies by. She looks like a Super Mario witch.
"Silverwolf?"
"Who's that?" She flies away.

I shoot fire at things, and nothing burns up. I breathe fire. Nothing happens. "WOOHOO! The astral plane!"

***

I am in my bedroom. There are figures on the shelf. Ebenezer Scrooge mouse. A red dragon. A Japanese woman in a kimono. A MoSh. Zaphor, Asuka, and MoSh start dancing. "This is a dream! This is a dream! This is a dream!"

"What are you guys doing?"

"We are dancing on your bookshelf! Duh!" The Ebenezer Scrooge mouse pops and locks.

I hear a reggae song:
"We are the Champions! We will always fight!
We are the Champions,
and we will always win in the end! Oh, yah.
Hearts of Lions, bones of steel,
fire in our eyes, Jah, oh Jah protect I and I!
Liberty we love, liberty we livin'!
Liberty we live and die for.
No more slavery, oh no. No more slavery.
We are Champions, We will never be slaves
to our enemies.
They can, oh they can destroy our bodies,
but, we live, we still live on.
We always fight for freedom!
We always fight for freedom!"

Asuka, MoSh, and Zaphor become human size. Zaphor lounges on my bed. The three of us skank. The Scrooge mouse also gets big. He's an animatronic robot. Zaphor laughs.

I open a drawer. The True Sight goggles are in there. I pass them out. Asuka and Zaphor say, "We don't need those."
"Oh, yeah."
I give it to MoSh. He says, "Oh, I can see all the energy! How do you shut this thing off."
"There's a button on the side."
"Cool thanks."

I awake with the song in my head.

Wow. I remember seeing a bookshelf. i thought i was in a book store. There were all kinds of lucid dreaming books. The man in the store said "Yeah I only have the kind of books that would offend billions of people." i laughed and said "Awesome those are the kind of book i like!"

non-lucid

NOTES

In an apartment. These kids are getting their money together to rent a lamborghini for a day. There are about 12 or 15 of them.

I look at the owners' stuff. I think about how easy it would be to steal their wallets.

LUCID

Meditating by a waterfall, like Piccolo. I see fish in the water. Piccolo talks to me.

Nap dream... NOTES non-lucid

I am in my old '93 Honda Accord (which caught on fire in waking life.)

I am riding in the back. We are going through Waikiki.

D is driving. (who is homeless in waking life.)

I am trying to smoke a cannabis pipe. I can't get it to light. I am getting annoyed.

The car overheats. I tell D to maintain an even speed, and everyone roll down the windows.

I tell him to go straight to avoid the cops that hang out by the Waikiki Shell.

We pull over. There is a dog that tries to run us over. He looks like a pit/Sharpei/basset hound mix. He annoys me. I am a little scared of him, but I like him.

I keep pushing the dog, and he pushes into me how big dogs do.

end dream

oh, look, a new smilie!

DJ NOTES

Friday, January 29, 2010

House in the tropics. Aviary. Cats with kitten.

The dream bird.

***

Raven and I meet by the koi pond mirror. I speak to Lonewolf through it.

He steps through.

We talk. I give him a moonstone. Tentacles come through the mirror. Skyfire attacks the tentacles.

Sorna seals the mirror.

dream scene change.

We are at a gas station in the desert. I am a coal black human. Raven is a raven on my shoulder. I put 110 octane gas in a muscle car that Lonewolf is driving. We outfit it with a jet engine, extra fuel tanks, lots of guns, and a force field. He takes off.

The Black Fist approach like an army of locusts. Our witchblades engage. My anti-swarm centipedes. I turn into Pan, and blow the conch of Pan. Dream Warriors come to our aid, Gawn's army. I blow again. Angel. I blow the goat-horn, and summon the Moon orcs. We call all our allies to us. Werewolves. Vampires. Jedis. Dragons. Everything. A great gunmetal green dragon.

Raven and I merge and become a giant two-headed beast. We spiral light and dark energy back at the enemies. We split. Raven is Queen of Night. I become Timelyst Knight. I draw them in, and shoot them out. I become a black wizard, a summoner, and summon an army of DC summoners, which summon elementals. Angelwitch appears on a winged snow leopard. She summons black and white lightning from the sky.

The armies all merge, and we each become giant monsters.

The battle freezes. Lonewolf walks to the Black Fist. "You want me?"
"Come, to us, and live forever."
Lonewolf punches through and rips out a black heart, and shoots light into it. The heart tries to grow into his hand. He burns it, and snarls. The Black Fist screams, "No! The light!"
The sun rises. The Black Fist turns to stone, then powder, then many small bugs. I become tiny and multiply. The Atom and I smash the bugs with hammers.

"We'll be back!"
"You're nothing but ghosts to me."

Wheel Dream NOTES

flying through space. "Hullo? What's this?"

A steering wheel of a boat.

Want to try?

Sure!

I stick my head on a handle. It sucks to my forehead, and rips the skin off. I scream in terror.

"Hey, it's a dream! Don't be afraid."

"Just play with us."

"uh...."

I am in the hub. The spokes tear at my soul. I scream in pain.

"You guys are psycho!"

"What's wrong?"

Portalboat rows by in a canoe. "Yaay! Look, we dreamed together, WakingNomad!"

"Ah, you guys are psycho!"

"What's wrong?"

"I don't know!" More screaming.

I teleport into the center of the sun to get away. Someone pulls me out.

Then, I realize it's a bunch of demons trying to trick me. I shoot an astral net at them, and teleport to the Biodome. I vomit dark energy. Raven gives me a glass of water, and sings. I pass out, and get healed.

"What happened?"

"Wrong wheel!"

"What?"

"oh, nevermind."

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Portalboat rows by in a canoe. "Yaay! Look, we dreamed together, WakingNomad!"

Riiiiiiiiight......
While I'm happy that you dreamed of me, I'm embarrassed to say that I would probably say that exact same thing, with much jumping.

EDIT: Wait, what did I look like?

Originally Posted by Portalboat

Riiiiiiiiight......
While I'm happy that you dreamed of me, I'm embarrassed to say that I would probably say that exact same thing, with much jumping.

EDIT: Wait, what did I look like?

You looked like about 15 in a faded red t-shirt and jeans. There were cartoon characters on your shirt. transformers. you were rowing a bright red canoe. You shouldn't embarrassed about anything you do in dreams, but if you think you would say that, then, it may have been you. You had light skin, dark brown hair, and freckles. hazel eyes

Well, the deciding factor is that I don't have freckles (unless, of course, it was acne instead ). Other then that, though, it sounds pretty accurate.

Originally Posted by Portalboat

Well, the deciding factor is that I don't have freckles (unless, of course, it was acne instead ). Other then that, though, it sounds pretty accurate.

well, we don't all necessarily appear as our physical selves in dreams! i rarely do.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

NOTES

Meditating by the waterfall. Lonewolf appears in a floating image in front of me. He says, "I want to have a word-ACK!"
Black tendrils. I reach forward and grab his arm. The portal closes on me. It chops me in half.
I laugh.
We are in a dark place. I reform my bottom half. The tendrils grab at our feet from the ground. We cut at them. fail.
Light. I burn them. fail.
Failed portal attempt.
I shrink us.
We fly between their molecules.
I portal us to the biodome. I see the tendrils on the ground. It's illusion. We are infested. The Biodome teleports us out, and sprays us with light.
Drums of War.
An enemy army attacks the Biodome. The Black Fist? They look like an army of ninjas and samurai all in black. Wait, black knights, and desert warriors like me in black. Wizards, werewolves, vampires, all in black.
The Biodome sprouts legs, and a portal forms underneath it. The Biodome creates a portal underneath it, and teleports away.
The Biodome projects an illusion of itself in its place.
The Black fist attack the illusion. I defend the illusion, laughing inside.

They say they are going to kill Lonewolf because he won't join them. He mocks them, and asks them if they think they are Sith Lords.
He whips them with his astral tentacles. Their dream bodies get torn apart. I roar at them subsonically, altering the fabric of time and space. I make them go 2D.
They scream in pain and confusion.
They give up and go away.
Lonewolf says, "I spit on your graves."
I tell him I want to take him to a place of healing. He looks suspicious. He vomits dark energy. Some insects are crawling in it. I teleport us to the Glen of Healing. He looks around suspiciously. He vomits again. I cough and vomit also. I lead him to the stream. We drink. The dark energy come out of our pores.
I then realize Raven was there fighting with us the whole time, invisible.

***

I see Raven on the Moon. She is standing alone, staring at the Earth.
"Look, it looks so small from here. And that's where our physical bodies live."
"And our dream bodies live here."
"Yes, it's strange."
"Come, here, you!" I give her a big bear hug. our heart chakras match up like magnets. I squeeze her tight, and send healing energy into her. I show her dreams we used to dream together when we were kids. We are both crying for some reason. I kiss her cheek. She lightly pushes me away. "Don't make me cry."
"Sorry."
"Oh, don't be sorry."
We hold hands, and look at the earth. I feel like how I did when I was 6 and my sister, Amber, was 3, and we were best friends.

NOTES

Allura. she looks like a universe.

She says to become timeless, weave time like a blanket.

She teaches me about time locks.

Hm, are these notes of today? Because if so, I find it REALLY strange that you were taught time magic the same day I was attacked twice with it, last time I was attacked with it was years ago... so yeah, incredibly strange coincidence <.<

Sunday, January 31, 2010

non-lucid

NOTES
I am at a party in a warehouse during the day. A woman and a teenage girl their have a crush on me.
I am eating a tough teriyaki beef sandwich. It's tough and fatty. Both of them are people I know in waking life. One of them looks similar to J., the lady my cousin tried to set me up with.
I feel uncomfortable around the girl, but I try not to show it, because she seems to enjoy any discomfort I show. She is friends with the woman, who either doesn't notice or doesn't care. I try to be perfectly neutral, and a little boring and unattractive. I almost feel like a jerk.
I leave the party. They walk outside with me. I am having a hard time chewing this damn sandwich meat.

I have a long conversation with Raven and MoSh.

I decide to start a wizard school, in dreams.

majinaki, Loaf, Red, Portalboat, Robo

WarriorTiger and I battle each other for fun. She pulls a snake out of her pocket. I pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Silverwolf gives me tea. She and Pixy give me soup in her cottage. Lonewolf says she is hot. I tell her she's taken, and she likes girls. He says, that's fine. He's not looking for a dream girlfriend. That's weird.