First and foremost, almost everything i post here will probably be copied from a WordPad file created in the wee hours of the morning. So, expect spelling errors. I'll start it off with a quick synopsis of dreams i've posted in my LiveJournal.

-Feb. 18th, 2004
I don't really remember the first bit, so I'll start from where I remember. Me and some friends are sitting around, at school I think, and we decide to go hang around the mall. We go to the mall, and, after a bit of wandering, climb a medium size staircase up to the next level of the mall. At the top, it's like a small open-air bookstore, and it's jam-packed with books for a pen-and-paper RPG that I've always liked, but no-one else I know supports it that much. Not a single one of the books on display is one that I own. I say, 'Hey, they got this. And that.' I then realize I have no money, and me and co. exit the 'bookstore' via another staircase, going down, twice to 3 times as long as the first one (down to the same level), and made of said books. Books be really wobbly, lots of jumping from pile to pile ensues, then we get back down to ground level. For some reason, I head through a door at the side, followed by friends, and I run to a wall, where I turn around and sit down. Now the surroundings look more like a sleazy motel with no doors. I see 2 guys I know on their knees, looking into a room where a chick I know is stripping. She grabs one of their faces, I look away for a second, realize I seem to be clutching a binder(the one I keep all my Shadowrun books in, that being the RPG aforementioned), then look back, and they're all dressed in black Arabian-style wraps and that. The girl from before looks up at me, and says 'Poor Steve, he doesn't get anything.'

-April 11, 2004
Well, first of all i was on this ship. This spaceship. For some weird reason. Stuff happened, i'm not sure what, then i went to an open-air airlock (?) and heard someone say 'We're not in (blank) space yet'. Shortly afterwards, another platform lowers to be level with the 'airlock', and i go running off.

At this point, i woke up to go to the washroom, then went back to sleep. Dream resumes;

I seem to be inside a space station, or a military base, one of the two, wandering around with a machine pistol that seems to have limitless ammo. I run around a bit, shoot some stuff, then go to this one room. Kinda circular, and i blast bigger and bigger monstrosities with my gun. Eventually i wander out through one of the doors (there were multiple), and find one of my friends (can't remember the face) He looks hurt, and asks me if i've got anything he can have. I pull a huge bag of jellybeans out of my pocket, and give him 2 red ones and a huge white one. A second later he looks perfectly fine. Then, i wander into another room, which is a large rectangular room, with a pit full of (unknown) in the middle with a bridge going lengthwise across it. There are large groups of people looking on and cheering, and a small group is trying to fight Sephiroth from FF7, who is floating in midair over the (unknown). I shoot him in a little flashing bit on his chest, and he dissappears. A large flying object with multiple screens starts floating around, with a small flashing bit on it starts flying around. I hold down the trigger and try to hit the flashy bit, which i do about 5 times, then the flying thing appears right behind me. I turn around, and go to fire upon one of the screens, which has the number 100 on it. It goes down to about 85, then the screen says 'Low Charge' and my gun stops firing. I look at the side of my gun, and it's almost dead. Then i tried to run out of the door i came in to get another gun, and a man stopped me, and said I should prepare to fight. Camera zooms to the far side of the room, cue Boss music #2 from Chrono trigger, and Sephiroth is standing on the far end of the bridge. Then, it cuts to a Menu screen from a game or something, showing 3 party members; Charon, who is at 0 life, Tifa, from FF7, and Charon (again), who is at full life.

And that's when i woke up. Pretty messed up dream, although i must say it kicked mucho-ass, and i had Boss music #2 stuck in my head for at least 5 minutes.

-April 14th, 2004
Hey everyone! I'm Steve, and i'll be your resident metal-head from now on. I found this forum through Google, and was reading up on it last night.

Take your best guess what happened last night


*HUGE POST WARNING*


Hooray for the lucid dream! It was fairly simple,but it was there. Any spelling mistakes are due to the following being typed at 4:30AM.

First of all, in my first dream, i went to go see a performance at my old middle school with my brother and my mom, except the whole place was covered in brightly lit McDonalds advertising, and it was at night. Me and my brother almost got hit multiple times in the parking lot, as no-one had their headlights on. When we went inside, there was one small area of bleachers, that everyone was sitting on, and i went to sit down, but i was trying to avoid wet areas. My mom told me to get over it and sit down. We were watching a band do Nirvana covers, with that old guy from Nelly's Batter Up video doing vocals. It kicked ass. On the side, i also say that guy with the massive dreads from that funk group getting ready to come out to perform. Suddenly, you could see reflected sunlight off the floors and walls of the gym we were in, and my brother started talking, until someone told him to shut up, and then the reflected light went away. I got up to go get something from the concession (which suddenly appeared to my left btw), and went in and got some very crappy pizza. I encoutered a girl from my band class (Amee), and we talked about something, like this little device that broadcasted when you didn't like something, no matter how much you said you did. She said you needed some cog to get one. So, with crappy pizza in hand, i went to go back to the bleachers, except now it looked more like the inside of a club, with a huge 'banquet booth' that my mom, my brother, and now my dad were occupying. Before i got there, someone with one of the aforementioned devices got in my way and took a bite out of their pizza, and the device went off. Good for them. When i sat down with my family, i noticed that they had ordered a much better pizza from Pizza Hut, with the notable occurrence that there was no Pizza Hut logos anywhere to be seen. So, after taking a few bites out of my shitty pizza, i went to get a piece of the good one. That's as far as i can remember with this one.

Now here's dream #2, or as i'll call it, Lucid Dream #1. I still can't believe i had one!

It's pretty simple, it started out in what i think was a studio of some sort, probably radio (specifically 99.3 The FOX, because i listen to that a lot). In front of me, were a pair of monkeys with laptops, supposedly searching for www.cfox.com's Geek of the Week (or something similar). I remember seeing a backwards E on a screen, which i picked off with my finger. It's at this point, staring at the E, that i realized i was dreaming and became lucid. I said to myself i wanted to see a tv. The studio faded, and eventually i saw a tv. Then i wanted to be in my room, and the tv turned out to be on my bed, and what was on it was what i was seeing, just without the tv. I thought to myself, i need to go to the washroom, so i went through the door to my room, across the hall, and into the washroom, where i willed the lights on, and they slowly lit. I looked in the mirror, and saw something weird; First things first, i was wearing a sweater with a myriad of shapes on it, in various colours. Secondly, my hair (which was bleached in RL, and is about half/half now) was a huge mop of dirty blond, about halfway between my natural colour and my bleachied colour. Aslo, i didn't have any of the facial hair i do in RL (small goatee, chops down the side of my face). I then went towards the toilet, but then thought 'It's a dream, i don't really have to go, and if i do, i might lose lucidity'. With that i willed the lights off, and returned to my room. The tv that was on my bed had now become a computer monitor, on my table in the opposite location my real one is. On it was a website the monkeys had looked at, and there were little animal shapes floating around on the screen, and off it too. I thought there should be more, and there were.

And that's about where i work up,did 4 or 5 RT's, and sat down to type this. I know the lucid dream isn't that interesting, but at least it proves how easy it is to have one.

-Taht's it for the quick (my ass) synopsis. Back to trying to win stuff from the local radio station!