Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Last night i did an RC the one when you pinch your nose, and in the dream i thought that if you could breath while pinching your nose it ment you were not dreaming![/b]

LOL that one made me laugh

i had one where i looked in the mirror and i looked like a horse. I thought it was cause i was sad cause my brother got hurt when he dove into a matress.

there was another one where i put on these shoes to go to work, and when i got there they changed into these ungly greenish brownish boots that went up to my knees. I thought that i just didnt notice and that they were like that when i put them on.

There was another one when my little bro came into my room ( he never does that) and started trying to annoy me by breaking these little glass containers that had fish in them. (the only fish i have in my room are in a giant aquarium)

another one was when i went to hawaii and by strange councidence to different friends were there too. Somehow the place looked like my school, and the whole place started to fill up with water. i didnt think this was weired either

I had a real stupid one last night, I woke up and when I was going back to sleep I kept repeating in my head 'I will recognize that I am dreaming' over and over again... so I finally went into my dream state and the first part of my dream I can remember is me saying 'damnit, cant fall asleep better go to the bar...' and my dream picks up with me at a bar....

I woke up after that dream and could have slapped myself for missing it.. haha

A few nights ago (in a dream) I was looking at a mirror and I noticed that my eyes were pure white. I looked away and then again and my eyes were normal, but then they turned all white again. I didn't become lucid.

This one time there were like at least 20 people completely naked crammed inside of a bath tub in a room with a dim green light, and they asked me why I did not get on the plane. I then spit a piece of gum into a trash can. Very strange dream..... this was the end of it by the way, but it still made no sense.

I had a dream about two matrix characters murdering each other, with a voice whispering "RC" throughout the entire dream, but I couldn't have cared less.

I think that I will take it!

I had a dream where I was a military guy! And it changed to a video game where I would open up menus and assign a command like, "Shoot" to a button. When I opened up the Menu, one of the things that I would do was, "SPIN." heh, first of all i'm opening up menus like a video game, then SPIN (like to get more vivid dreams) and I don't do anything...

Tell me I won! haha

Ill take a whack at this

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My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

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I was in a castle and the whole dream was about lucid dreaming, and the guy i was talking to was telling me " when you are in a dream, like we are now, then its smart to do a reality check. but then i started staring at a painting of a demon. it was weird how vivid this dream was even though i wasent lucid.

When you are swimming in the middle of nowhere, go underwater, and fishes say hello! Then you proceed to press your thumb, destroying an entire building on an island!

I did a RC by flipping a light switch and i saw a light across the street and i didn't become lucid

I once dreamt of a friend of mine and he started flyng around and I remember saying to myslef "Man, even he's learned to lucid dream before me..". Seems like the the concept of flying and lucid-dreaming go mixed in my subconicious mind because whenever I think of LD-ing, I think of flying, that being my main objective.

lol these are great!
Ill come up with more later.

I can easily break windows in LDs. One dream, I used knocking on window as a reality check. I didn't break it, thus I mad wrong assumption.

I had a dream I was talking to my math teacher (?) and she was like "So...ever hear of lucid dreaming?"

Me: "Yeah.....I'm up to like, six now." (this was a while ago)

And then we got into this big conversation about it. It was really weird. I could have punched myself when I woke up.

I become lucid for the most stupid reasons, and I remain un-lucid for the most stupid reasons.

eg.: I'm always CONSCIOUS, but not always actually ''lucid'' (in the manner of: taking full control and realizing that it's actually a dream)

eg.:
Once when I was small alien spaceships attacked earth, so I made an earthquake rip apart the ground, threw in a paper with a spaceship drawn on it, and that object came flying out, which I used to destroy the spaceships that were flying around.

Like wtf? lucidity pl0x?

This mornings in my dreams I'm pretty sure I questioned reality and I did the nose RC. It kind of worked. I was thinking, "I can still kind of breathe. Maybe this is a dream. Or maybe I'm not doing it right." I never became lucid though.

Few nights ago I talked to my brother (in a dream) and explaining him that I can make "lucid feeling" (to my body... you know that nice feeling) anytime I want and I also made it in a next second very easily. Didn't become really lucid though.

Hehe, great thread.

I had a dream where I was pregnant ('I'm an 18 year old guy), and this flap opened in my stomach where, instead of a baby coming out, chocolate bars came out. And my brother wanted the Turkish delight. How the hell did I not become lucid?!

Wow! that's funny XD

Last night in my dream I told myself not to worry that they'd find me or they actually would (if you've read EWOLD you'd know what I'm talking about... assumptions lead to stuff in your dreams.)

I'm in some sort of fast food joint and I ask them what kinds of burritos they have and they tell me that they don't know. I get downright pissed over this and as I walk off I have to walk along a ledge and jump down to get to another part of the place. I get mad again and think what a stupid design it is. Then I help herd one of the M&M guys (the red one) to the basement so he doesn't cause any trouble.

I have no idea how I missed becoming lucid in this one!

Rich

Just last night, I had a dream where I was talking to my frined about lucid dreaming. I don't really remember much, I definately know that I was talking about lucid dreams.
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I am in my school's woods classroom with a friend. I am talking to him about lucid dreaming and do a nose RC. It works, but I don't become lucid.
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I have had many dreams where I do an RC, but it doesn't work, so I don't think it is a dream.

Last night a DR asked me if I had been lucid dreaming. I said "NO, but I've been trying!". The mentioning of lucid dreaming should have made me lucid blah but it sure didn't! =(

I was talking to a DC (an actual friend of mine) about LDs:

Me: This could very well be a dream for all I know, everything is really realistic in my dreams.
Him: Not it's not (takes my hand), you can feel this right? It's not a dream.
Me: But I can feel things in my dreams too.
Him: (says something to the extent of "that's weird" and looks at me funny)

Originally Posted by Meidi

I was talking to a DC (an actual friend of mine) about LDs:

Me: This could very well be a dream for all I know, everything is really realistic in my dreams.
Him: Not it's not (takes my hand), you can feel this right? It's not a dream.
Me: But I can feel things in my dreams too.
Him: (says something to the extent of "that's weird" and looks at me funny)
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Originally Posted by Meidi

Last night a DR asked me if I had been lucid dreaming. I said "NO, but I've been trying!". The mentioning of lucid dreaming should have made me lucid blah but it sure didn't! =(
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ROFL!!!! Thats funny! I never talk about dreaming in my dreams . Oh well

Ok, once I was lying down on the pavement, surrounded by chickens, telling everyone to be quiet because I was trying to have a lucid dream.