Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Sometimes I embrace creepy things like zombies. I let them eat me. It doesn't hurt but it feels strange. Then I become a zombie and the dream turns awesome.

Oh my fricken god.
I had a dream where this girl was showing me a device that allowed her to lucid dream. We used it to go inside her lucid dream. Oh my god. The whole thing was about lucidity, but I just went with it like a fool.

Originally Posted by AndresLD

Zombies are one of my dreamsigns! and before I knew about LDing I used to kill myself too to wake up lol

High Five! Lol im glad im not the only one who dreams about zombies regularly, I dont know if you enjoy them but I do Shaun of the Dead is on tonight so I will be watching that.. that might bring on a dream where hopefully i will become lucid and not miss it like I usually do.

Ive never had a zombie talk to me though.. once I asked one to tell me the funniest joke they know but she just gave me a blank look

@Loaf: In that dream I ended up getting bitten on my hand but I woke up as soon as I turned into one. In my dream it is common knowledge that zombies are blind.. Duh

Zombies are also one of my dreamsigns, they occupied about 60% of my dreams a couple of months ago. I didn't enjoy them at all. They got really boring quickly.

Originally Posted by BAMitsLauraX

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@Loaf: In that dream I ended up getting bitten on my hand but I woke up as soon as I turned into one. In my dream it is common knowledge that zombies are blind.. Duh

I was walking or jogging down a corridor in my college, and without stopping or even slowing down, I managed to lie down and continued travelling on my back, sliding along the ground. This didn't make me lucid, instead I just rested my hands behind my head and enjoyed the movement.
Another time, I was escaping from lots of angry green hulk guys which were all over the place by bouncing to incredible heights around my town. At one point I did think that this must be a dream, but then I thought "This is too damn fun!" and I carried on.

I managed to have a dream last night with no less than 5 of my dream signs in it: cats, weird teeth, New York City, places from my past, and crystals. I only became lucid after all this and then lay there marveling at how i could have missed all these!

I was teaching people to become lucid and was levitating etc. and I didn't notice. Whoops.

I was playing the Sims and I was an object you could buy called "Lucidity Rug" and then I said "I can't wait to go to sleep". 0_0

Let's see... I was teaching my friend how to lucid dream.
I was exploring dreamviews (lol, I just did a RC right after writing that).
My school was a cruise and it had a Live Mario Party event in which they stated that Bowser was actually a fox (really, I don't know where my subconscious picked up all that)

Usually, I tend to see animals that don't exist, people in places that they shouldn't be, and an oddly coloured sky.

In fact, most of my dreams have had an oddly coloured sky (usually green or yellow, but with white clouds). I never seem to take any notice though.

Yes, I'm a noob.

iv had a zombie grab my hand and put it in a hole in his skull and started sawing my hand off with his...skull, i thought it was real apparently ;p

I had this dream where this voice kept saying "your dreaming!" It eventually turned into "YOU ARE DREAMING YOU STUPIDASS!" or something like that, yet, I didn't care.

Last night, I had a dream where I was outside on the street, and I asked myself, "I wonder what I could do if this was a dream..." I looked up at a street light and it was bent in on itself.

I shot myself when I woke up.

Couple of nights ago, I was sitting down thinking about how much I wanted to have a LD later. I kept thinking "I should do some RCs right now.", because my hands were green and my fingernails were 2 inches long. Next to me, on my phone, a message came up on the screen that said "Are you dreaming right now?" It had a button for yes or no, so I pressed no.

I had a dream that I was attempting to get SP an dHI to go lucid, so I saw the animus laoding screan with a 100% counter at 98%

Then I had a dream talking to my teacher about how dumb it was that I had a dream about dreaming.

I was dreaming about dreaming about dreaming

i was psised when I woke up, considering those two dreams were after 5 dreams before them. Three which had brown skies - my main dream sign..

ok so on my first night trying to lucid dream i was doing reality checks all night while awake so that i could do it in my dream. well, in my dream i did the hold your nose to see if you can still breathe reality check and i was shouting in my dream all excited "IM LUCID DREAMING ! I'M LUCID DREAMING!" and i dont remember after that xD

LOL

You got too excited!

Hell, i had a dream about dremaing
and a dream about dreaming about dreaming.


and a dream about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming.

same night

I had a dream a few months ago that my high school junior year history teacher assigned me an essay on dreamsigns. I went home, actually wrote out the entirety of the essay in my dream (which was oddly vivid), presented my essay to the class, and woke up. I never thought to do a reality check.

On the subject of zombies: They make possibly the best dreams ever. Hell, I remember a dream I wrote down before I even became interested in LDing, simply because it was so awesome.

I had a dream last night that I was attending a seminar on "Internal Puppy Relations".

lol @ LRT!

I have a recurring dream sign that I'm back in the military which I keep missing! I keep telling myself that when I next see it I'll recognize it, and several times I have actually questioned if it's a dream and concluded that it isn't. I think it's the excitement of being back there that's stopping me from becoming lucid! Still, imagine how good it would be becoming lucid in such a place!

Originally Posted by Volcon

Ill take a whack at this

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My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

LMAO that sucks so bad but your excuse was great