Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

well the other night i had a dream that i was in a sewer with a bunch of prison inmates and this girl. There was a bug buzzing around me and i actually told the girl that iif we killed the bug, i would turn lucid. and i couldnt kill it, so i didnt become lucid. twas lame

Lol, totally my thread.

I think my worst was this one time (that I've told like a million times lol) when I was dreaming about my brother... only to wake up and find... I don't have a brother! wtf! xD

I was the Flash.

There were two guys (an old one and a young one with a wacky beard) and I was talking to them about lucid dreaming. I asked them if they'd been lucid before, and they said "not yet". I was saying things like "you know, if I were asleep right now and this were a dream, I'd totally be in an awesome lucid dream!"

I woke up and slapped myself for being so stupid XD!

I was in the woods running away from something with some people. we hid in a shed that had no roof and i looked up and saw hundreds of zombies flying on gliders. I never became lucid.. ridiculous lol

I was breathing under water, enough said.

Rofl, in my dream I actually attempted WILD, and I failed, instead I fell asleep in my dream, rofl.

I was mad when I woke up. I was in my house with my friend. The floorplan was the exact same. I was trying to become lucid by looking at the center pole-thing sticking up in the center of our washer. So my friend asked why I was looking in our washer, and I told him to shut up, I was trying to have a lucid dream.

On multiple occasions I have floated about and told people how I can fly "just like this" in my dreams.

I was jumping into a WILD...It was very vivid too. A black guy was near approaching me with a white guy in a car next to him with his window down. I told myself like a fool "If I am dreaming, I will go and punch him in the face." I proceeded towards the innocent person, swung at him, then it suddenly faded and snapped me out of it.

in one dream, i was in school and one of the staff told me i was in indiana (i live in new york). i believed her for a bit until i finally realized "no, this is new york" and argued with her about it. i reality checked and realized it was a dream. then i thought, "should i become lucid? .... nah, too lazy" and proceeded through the rest of the dream acting like a dumbass.

This morning during my VOSSA my mom shot me, no pain. It was instant death, and went third person when I was shot. It showed a skull and my name in gold, as if I was playing call of duty headquarters.

I then yelled at my mom "DON'T KILL ME LIKE THAT I WAS FREAKIN LUCID DREAMING!!!"

I remember a while ago, I had a dream where I picked up our couch with one hand and walked through a wall while still holding it..

Omg Too Funny!

Originally Posted by HyperNova

Isnt it enoying when you've been trying to have a LD for ages, isnt it more enoying when you wake up from a dream kicking yourself for missing a dreamsign or what have you like an idiot.

Well it has happended to me loads of times so please post when it has happende to you.

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Ive had ones where im discusing LDs to people in my dreams and i dont become Lucid or someone tells me im dreaming and i just dont get the hint. Last night i did an RC the one when you pinch your nose, and in the dream i thought that if you could breath while pinching your nose it ment you were not dreaming!

Originally Posted by Volcon

Ill take a whack at this

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My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

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I was in a castle and the whole dream was about lucid dreaming, and the guy i was talking to was telling me " when you are in a dream, like we are now, then its smart to do a reality check. but then i started staring at a painting of a demon. it was weird how vivid this dream was even though i wasent lucid.

Originally Posted by Axe555

I'm in some sort of fast food joint and I ask them what kinds of burritos they have and they tell me that they don't know. I get downright pissed over this and as I walk off I have to walk along a ledge and jump down to get to another part of the place. I get mad again and think what a stupid design it is. Then I help herd one of the M&M guys (the red one) to the basement so he doesn't cause any trouble.

I have no idea how I missed becoming lucid in this one!

Rich

Originally Posted by simone93

Ok, once I was lying down on the pavement, surrounded by chickens, telling everyone to be quiet because I was trying to have a lucid dream.

Originally Posted by FreeOne

ugh. i got another one. I went on to dreamviews and tried to get on. but it didnt let me. A big screen popped up and basicly said that i had gotten too good at lucid dreaming so they destroyed my account. Then i had an FA that i got on dreamviews and wrote down this expeirence lol

Originally Posted by hydroPWNic

Lol, just last night when i looked in the mirror (in dream) my head was twisted and lopsided, and my nose was around 4 inches long with an enourmous bone off the top that impeded my vision. Somehow i didnt become lucid, and when i actually woke up, i seirously laughed about it. I can still vividly remember what my reflection looked like, lol.

Originally Posted by HyperNova

LOL

I was reading a book in a dream to try to prove to my mum that you can read in dreams, although for some stpid reason i didnt know that i was actually dreaming while doing this test!

These are all SOOO GOOD!

Happened to me twice last night.

The first, time, I was talking to someone about lucid dreaming. I said "Ok, when I dream tonight, this EXACT SITUATION that we are in right now will happen, and that's how I'll know I'm dreaming." My subconscious is an ironic bitch.

Also, last night, I had the thought "most cats have trouble talking, but this one's pretty good.". It wasn't even a cat. It was like, one of those catgirls Slayer's on about. It was literally a teenage girl with cat ears (I know I'm torturing you, Slayer)

Originally Posted by FreeOne

ugh. i got another one. I went on to dreamviews and tried to get on. but it didnt let me. A big screen popped up and basicly said that i had gotten too good at lucid dreaming so they destroyed my account. Then i had an FA that i got on dreamviews and wrote down this expeirence lol

owned!

Originally Posted by l00zidman

I had strong intentions to become lucid. One minute I was asleep on my bed in a position with my pillow between my legs. the next thing I knew I was lying in the same position at my art class table (in a dream)

It feels sooo good to sleep like that

Originally Posted by Lonewolf

Well I was sorta lucid but then I saw these chocolate chip cookies that looked delicious so I decided to make myself lucid after I'd finished the cookies. Which doesn't make sence...since I already knew kinda that I was dreaming...I rushed to eat the cookies because I was afraid the dream would fade away and then I think the dream did fade after that...

sounds like you got over excited about some CC cookies

Originally Posted by Grexxis

I was standing in a open prarie like area, admiring the spectacular amount of visible stars that i've never seen before... in the middle of the afternoon

HAHAHA!!!

Originally Posted by Grexxis

I was standing in a open prarie like area, admiring the spectacular amount of visible stars that i've never seen before... in the middle of the afternoon

Originally Posted by one

well, my friend saw hid teacher sqatting in their house.

ther was also a cow in my room once. although strange, I cannot dought the powers of my brother. chuck norris might have played a part...

I didn't understand a word of this

Originally Posted by Jrollaneres25

I didn't understand a word of this

There was a cow in my room. I would expect such from my brother, and cannot doubt his ability. Chuck Norris, being as epic as he is, may have helped.

Last night, I had a dream that I was lying on the floor of my bedroom with five or six of my friends, and we were fanned out in a circle. There was some teacher there too, saying 'stay still, we're almost there!' (I guess it was some sort of WILD thing).

I then felt myself go numb and saw dream imagery appear, but it was dark and hazy. Then I woke up. x_x

Within 4 days of each other.

I was walking into my bathroom and an apparent friend of mine who I don't know got in my house without myself letting him (That's not odd). He told me wasup (my name) wanna drop some acid with me. I was like sure and ate two tabs I came-up in 5 seconds (Yet again not strange) and I finally walked into my bathroom and looked in the mirror.

It exploded into 3d fractals that started bleeding it all faded and turned into myself in the mirror rippling and watching my pupils dilate fully and then go near invisible. I thought I was trippin so I didn't think nothing of it.

Then I had a dream I was in class and I was like can I go to the bathroom (just to talk to a friend), there's something wrong or something so we just go back to class and then 5 mins later I ask to go to the bathroom again, teachers wasted from drinking hard alcohol says sure and I find one. I go in and open the door slightly (I want to look in the mirror cause everything seems weird) and see this fat mexican kid I know singing loudly (he does this irl) and my straight edge friend is holding the door and saying Dude were smoking shit and he's like want a hit. So I say sure and inhale smoke coming through the door and say I have to go back to class.

My dream signs apparently are drugs and not being able to get in the bathroom or look in the mirror.