Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

in my dream last night i was being threatened with arrest by a police officer and i told her she could hurt me because it was my dream but i still failed to become lucid. FFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

Me and my mom were talking in one of my dreams. This was a TOTAL miss...

Me: I dont want to wake up, i dont want to get to the end of my dreams. He's going to end up dying i just know it
Mom: Its your dream you can do whatever you want
Me: I know but still...

Talk about missing x.o

Last night I felt my heart beat on the wrong side of my chest. I didn't go lucid, I just thought "hmm, that's weird. I thought my heart was on the other side." LOL

Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream

"hmm, that's weird. I thought my heart was on the other side."

Based on some dreams I've had, your dream self can explain why your heartbeat is in your head.

Originally Posted by yarbskoo

based on some dreams i've had, your dream self can explain why your heartbeat is in your head.

lol

Originally Posted by EVIL JOE

This mornings in my dreams I'm pretty sure I questioned reality and I did the nose RC. It kind of worked. I was thinking, "I can still kind of breathe. Maybe this is a dream. Or maybe I'm not doing it right." I never became lucid though.

Yeah, that's a frequent one for me too. I'll just assume I can't squeeze hard enough to stop the air or something.

Happened last night. I was in my bathroom and felt really weird and trippy. I suddenly asked out loud if it was a dream and checked my hands. They looked normal, so I carried on. Thing is, it WAS a dream - because I remember drinking lots of orange juice and killing aliens. I also had a beard.

For the second time now I dreamt I was LDing. I tried every method of flying I could think of; swimming, flapping, floating, growing wings etc. I proceeded to check out some pretty cool cityscape from above but I NEVER went lucid. Not even slightly. SO ANNOYING!

haha yea, some pretty weird things have happened in my dreams, but I don't think I've even gotten close to have an LD.

In an old dream I was jumping really high, and I thought that would be an easy dreamsign for future LDs. Then last night I had on these spring shoes and convinced myself that it was normal because there was springs on them and I wasn't just floating. *facepalm*

My stupidist way i have missed becoming lucid was when, one of my dream characters said "Well summon something for me" I said "I cant " he said " Yes you can" And i wondered what he meant, right at the ending of the dream i was like,.. Oh.. i could.. and my dream ended

Mine would be from a dream that had a giant who flung me into the ocean, and I could breathe underwater.

a dc walked up to me and said this is a dream lol

a year 11 was beating the shit out of me and it did not hurt

To quote my dream journal for last nights dreams; "I was talking to someone about making things more clear or real. I remember looking really closely at my hands and they were super sharp and crisp looking."

Actually having a conversation about the dream world followed by a reality check that obviously didn't induce lucidity.

Shit!! The absolute WORST miss EVER!!!!

Last night, I woke up from a lucid, and ended up in FA. Then I was seriously doubting reality. I looked at my hands, there were five fingers. I was about to go back to sleep, but the I poked my finger into my palm. It did not go through it. Even more proof that it was real life. I looked at some text, and then back again, there was no change. Then I checked out a mirror, and it was PERFECTLY normal. Lastly, I blocked my nose, but I could NOT breathe!!!

I mean, what THE hell??? How come ALL of those RCs failed so miserably??? I could have had a great lucid, but no, those RCs HAD to go and **** themselves up. :/

Originally Posted by Max

I mean, what THE hell??? How come ALL of those RCs failed so miserably??? I could have had a great lucid, but no, those RCs HAD to go and **** themselves up. :/

WOW. Now THAT is an epic fail.

Originally Posted by Yarbskoo

WOW. Now THAT is an epic fail.

Tell me about it. :l

I was reading my DJ, and one dream kept changing, i thought i was missreading

Originally Posted by lucidmax15895

Tell me about it. :l

well, sometimes your dream is TOO real... :/

but i think you wouldn't control your dream properly if you discovered that it was, in fact, a dream, because of the "ultra realism" xD.

it would be a cool experience though xD

max, it's happened to me once. :p

Originally Posted by lucidmax15895

Shit!! The absolute WORST miss EVER!!!!

No, I think not. This was a conversation that I had in my bed with my mother yelling at me after an FA just started:

Mom: Sam, you are dreaming!
Me: No, I'm not!
Mom: Yes, you are!
Me: No, shut up!

I then did a lazy reality check, and just fell back to sleep.

^
but that was your own laziness, right? I was completely determined to have an LD and ALL of those freakin RCs didn't work. Two words : EPIC FAIL. :/

Alright, I was actually lucid when this happened, but I thought I would share it since something similar was mentioned higher up the page.
I'd set myself a lucid task to check my hands and my reflection the next time I became lucid. When I did become lucid (by turning on a light switch and realising that there wasn't one in that spot in real life, by the way), I checked my hand. Five fingers, no weird colours or shapes. Pretty normal there. Next I checked my reflection in my bedroom mirror, and it didn't look much different except that my hair was a little longer. I then proceeded to switch on the computer, remove my shirt and then punch a wall. My hand felt like it had hit nothing. Then I woke up.
Strange is it not?

Originally Posted by lucidmax15895

^
but that was your own laziness, right? I was completely determined to have an LD and ALL of those freakin RCs didn't work. Two words : EPIC FAIL. :/

Yeah, I guess you're right. We BOTH fail.