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- 04-30-2009 06:29 PM #1Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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[WARNING] To all the ShamWow lovers out there...[GRAPHIC]
Soon to be known as the “ShamWow Hooker,” Sasha Harris is a 26-year-old Miami prostitute who got caught up in a ruck with Vince Shlomi - Mr. ShamWow (aka Mr. SlapChop).
Shlomi met Harris in a nightclub and they retired to his hotel room after she agreed to accept $1000 in cash to keep him company in that special way. According to the SlapChop hawker, he kissed her, she bit his tongue, she wouldn’t let go and he punched her numerous times to free himself. Both parties ended up bleeding after the 4am dust-up. Harris is now considering a lawsuit.
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Goodbye Vince.Last edited by Jeff777; 04-30-2009 at 06:35 PM.
- 04-30-2009 06:32 PM #2Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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- 04-30-2009 06:49 PM #3Banned
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- 04-30-2009 07:02 PM #4I has a bucket
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Apparently she didn't love Vince's nuts so he used his Slap chop.
Feh, not funny, Billy Mays will always be better.
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Lol they got owned. I mean what the heck, they seriously beat each other.
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yeah, billy mays owns vince.
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Contains language, lots of language but it's very suiting to this topic. I'll change my avatar in a bit, need to find a new one. I want Billy Mays!Last edited by hellohihello; 04-30-2009 at 07:25 PM.
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- 04-30-2009 07:21 PM #8Member Achievements:
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Never heard of Shamwow, and I heard about it all around the interwebs.
Few minutes ago I checked up on my research and I lol'd on the jorney.
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Her left boob looks pretty rough. Damn! and her eyes are more red than the devils dick!
Btw, Billy mays is going to be in a scuba diving show about sharks... either that, or I was hallucinating when I saw the commercial.
They both just wanted some percocets.
- 04-30-2009 07:43 PM #10Member Achievements:
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Saw this awhile ago, my brother told me about it. I think it's hilarious.
I guess you could say she didn't love his nuts.
He's from Pittsburgh, which is kind of neat, because so am I.
- 04-30-2009 10:04 PM #11
If he had to actually punch her multiple times to get her to stop, then I think she got what she deserved, crazy psycho biter lady.
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I think she planned it to be honest. I mean I would take a punch.. err punches for a huge lawsuit. Originally Posted by ClouD 
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Agreed. She is a hooker. She is OBVIOUSLY out for money. Originally Posted by hellohihello
Drop in court, please. (maybe get fined for prostitution + add in court fees and lawer fees) Hopefully she winds up losing a lot of money.
- 05-01-2009 12:40 AM #14Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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This is Vince...the Shamwow guy...the only thing a hooker can get out of him is a lifetime supply of Shamwow cloths. Originally Posted by Michael
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Shit.. he could afford $1,000 for some pussy? He obviously has some money then. I wouldn't pay more than 10 for that ugly bitch. Originally Posted by Jeff777
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She may have* been pretty before her face got destroyed. We may never know. Originally Posted by Michael if you can read this then you are about to be punched
- 05-01-2009 12:58 AM #17Member Extraordinaire! Achievements:
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My bet is he auctioned off discount shamwow cloths from his "lifetime supply" on ebay. Originally Posted by Michael
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Haha good one. Her face was decent, nothing impressive. Definately not worth $1000. I still think she did it for the money, or something. Although, I haven't researched the case...
ORRRRR this guy just bit his own tongue, and beat the shit out of her to make his $1000 worth the experience.
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She reminds me of my brother's old girl friend. She was so stupid. I give her the official stamp of [UGLY]
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She already got the official Tramp Stamp, by becoming widely known as a hooker from this incident. =P Originally Posted by hellohihello
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I do have a question. Who's blood is on Vince's face?
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blood from the chicks vagina of course. he beat it up pretty impressively. Originally Posted by hellohihello
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I'm guessing from when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn't let go.
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It's kind of neat that a woman beating loser who can't get pussy without spending $1K on it is from your town? Originally Posted by Demon Parasite Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
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Yeah. Billy Mays is from here, too. Originally Posted by Elis D.
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