Thread: 10 Things to Do Before You Die.

Get over a hundred catches of 7 balls.
Diagnose an illness.
Visit CERN.
Base jump.
Learn to ride a unicycle.
Mug someone, but then give them their money back and say something cryptic.
Plant a flower on each continent.
Run a marathon.
Buy a hooker dinner.
Learn to draw.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

(shoutout to big O)

Originally Posted by Jeff777

What 10 things would you like to do/have done before (to put it sweetly) maggots ravage your remains?

1 Skydive
2 Buy a motorcycle
3 See my daughter through a long, healthy and educated life.
4 Get the fuck out of corporate America, and make money doing stuff I actually love to do.
5 Headline a massive concert
6 Obtain mastery of Muay Thai, Jiu-Jitsu and possibly Judo
7 Make the world a better place, in some way shape or form.
8 Take a tourist's trip into low orbit.
9 Inspire people
10 Leave behind a bunch of artistic and musical projects that make an impact to someone, somewhere.

11 (After death) I'd actually like to have my ashes shot into space, which seems to be sort of a new trend lately. That would be dope.

1. Learn Tai Chi and other internal martial arts
2. Live abroad
3. Get a respectable job
4. get a respectable education
5. master lucid dreaming

thats all i got so far...maybe the rest will come later in life

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

4 Get the fuck out of corporate America, and make money doing stuff I actually love to do.
5 Headline a massive concert

8 Take a tourist's trip into low orbit.
9 Inspire people
10 Leave behind a bunch of artistic and musical projects that make an impact to someone, somewhere.

11 (After death) I'd actually like to have my ashes shot into space, which seems to be sort of a new trend lately. That would be dope.

You inspire me.

Your rhymes are still pretty badass, dude.

I always wanted my body to be shot to the Moon, where they would stand me up, and I would have my body dressed as a ninja, and I would be standing in a ninja pose, so that future moon-walkers would see me and say "Woah, dude. Look at that badass ninja."

Other than that,
1: Learn all about Linux/Windows from the inside out.
2: Master the art of Perl, Python, and C++
3: Go to space.
4: Be pretty gangster in math.
5: Get a sick-nasty computer
6: Have skills in Photoshop again.
7: Create a scripting language.
8: Write a novel.
9: Visit Google's Campus.
10: Marry a great wife.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

You inspire me.

Your rhymes are still pretty badass, dude.

Thanks, man.

And I've been working on a lot of new shit lately. In fact, I've spent the last two hours working on a new song. I've got the first of probably 3 verses written.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy

I always wanted my body to be shot to the Moon, where they would stand me up, and I would have my body dressed as a ninja, and I would be standing in a ninja pose, so that future moon-walkers would see me and say "Woah, dude. Look at that badass ninja."

Lmfao. That would be a pretty awesome legacy to leave behind.

No problem

And, yes. That would be awesome. Or if they sent me to Mars, then that would be cool too.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

10: Marry a great wife.

Adultery? :O

What a tough one!

1. Become the spiritual pillar I'm supposed to be
2. Encourage my kids to be spiritually minded and spiritually strong
3. Have Bible study with someone and help them progress to baptism
4. Have one of my songs published in our Kingdom Melodies
5. Take a month to explore Hawaii by myself
6. Take a month to explore Alaska by myself
7. Be a missionary in a far away Country
8. ?
9. ?
10. Know when I'm about to die and venture into the wilderness to die alone.

1. Bungee jump (which I'm doing in a coupe of weeks!! YAAAY!! And on the most heavily guarded border in the WORLD, of all places. Can you guess where?)

2. Sky dive.

3. Scuba dive.

4. Marry.

5. Have kids.

6. Take dance classes.

7. Take a martial arts class.

8. Be on TV.

9. Meet someone super famous.

10. Go to New Zealand, and somewhere remote in Africa.

1. Bitchslap George W. Bush.
2. Live to see hemp and marijuana legalized in the US.
3. Create a product that everybody on the face of the planet will use.
4. Have a legitimate son.
5. Master lucid dreaming.
6. Make syrup from the 70+ maple trees I planted yesterday.
7. Have experiences with the following substances (In this order): marijuana, shrooms, LSD, salvia, and DMT.
8. Write a book.
9. Skydive.
10. Visit a rainforest.

Originally Posted by Odd_Nonposter

3. Create a product that everybody on the face of the planet will use.

Invent a pill or machine that converts male human sperm into milk chocolate. You can see how this would become...popular.

Don't do it! I love chocolate, but sticky chocolate penis is a no go.

Originally Posted by guitarboy

Don't do it! I love chocolate, but sticky chocolate penis is a no go.

Right. That's what they all say.

It'd be a hit with the ladies.

If it was chocolat milk instead of milk chocolate, maybe. I just can't imagine that working.
Too much thought just went into that.

Nah, it would be pretty cool. But then again, I would avoid fapping, because the temptaion to do the unthinkable would happen. Who could resist chocolate milke? Well, I could simply avoid the pill.

Bah.... thanks a million *dripping sarcasm*
Reading this thread made me recall a dream from last night. I dreamed I was giving someone a BJ but it wasn't a pleasant dream. Don't recall any other details other than being made to swallow :vomit:

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Bah.... thanks a million *dripping sarcasm*
Reading this thread made me recall a dream from last night. I dreamed I was giving someone a BJ but it wasn't a pleasant dream. Don't recall any other details other than being made to swallow :vomit:

That's hot.

No no.

It shouldn't be chocolate milk, that's gross. It should just be melted chocolate. Damn that'd be pretty awesome...

Except it should be a color other than brown, cuz that color around that area is just gross.

1.

Originally Posted by CatBus

Diagnose an illness.

2.

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Be a missionary in a far away Country

3.

Originally Posted by CatBus

Mug someone, but then give them their money back and say something cryptic.

4.

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Have Bible study with someone and help them progress to baptism

5.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

Be pretty gangster in math.

6.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Take dance classes.

7.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Court Clairity

8.

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Know when I'm about to die and venture into the wilderness to die alone.

9.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

Write a novel.

Originally Posted by Odd_Nonposter

Write a book.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Write a book

10. Have more original ideas.

1. The Olsen Twins

1. Finish and sell my screenplay(s)
2. Start a club in Blacksburg
3. Create a video game(s)
4. Play minor league baseball
5. See Dallas win 3 more superbowls
6. Learn and become fluent in two more languages (Japanese & Spanish)
7. See weed become legal
8. Travel to Japan and watch Ninja Warrior Live
9. Own and beat ALL Resident Evil games
10. Start and execute a yearly random acts of kindness plan

it's not a list of 10, but...

1) Invent a snack better than the spicy hotdog (w/ chili and cheese) + coke combo from 7-11

2) finish Calculus

1. sky dive, hang glide, base jump

2. have a gps, but dont use it until im ready to find my way home after driving for days around the country.

3. travel to various places.

4. learn to fly a plane and own one.

5. write a book.

6. have my own restaurant.

7. be in at least one film.

8. do my part in the military.

9. write a screenplay, direct it, and be the director of photography.

10. have a bunch of animals.