All guy's thread...

**wasup** · 10-29-2003 02:41 PM

I just got this idea... somewhere... who knows?

Someone start talking!

**Serinanth** · 10-29-2003 02:48 PM

for the Normaly aspirated

Ok so I got this 482 im gona port out thow on a big holley 4barrel and shove it into an 86 mustang... gona make the mofo do wheelstands..

For those who go the way of turbo

My friends DSM, a talon, well hes got it all worked, threw in a 8G got his front mount intercooler rigged up all nice and leaktight take it to the track runs a 12 but blows his head gasket... DAMn that sucks.. he can even get 4 pounds of boost untill he can get that gasket fixed.

**A Lost Soul** · 10-29-2003 02:52 PM

*peeks in*

**Seeker** · 10-29-2003 04:43 PM

Man, I remember my '76 Monte Calro.
White with a green top, 350 four-bolt main. Man that sucker was bad!
Only trouble was, I would burn the shit out of my fingers when giving it a tune-up, especially when changeing the plugs on the number 4 and 5 cylinders.
I had a friend that had a '70 454 SS. That thing could to > 130 mph, in fact, he burned a valve at that speed one day and had his engine quit on him.
It's no fun to lose power steering and power brakes at 130 mph.

I remember riding with a friend in his Charger, We got that sucker up to 140! Fastest I've ever been on land. The thing that scared me was, afer we got off the interstate, he blew a front tire.

Can you imaging the carnage of a front blow-out at 140?

How about that Autobahn! I was over in Deutchland one time and got an Audi A6 for a rental. 200 kilos per hour and no worries about cops!
Man that was living!

**A Lost Soul** · 10-29-2003 05:17 PM

Yeah. Stuff and cars and boobies and cars and girls and beer. Did I mention girls?

See! I've got this guy talk down to a skill!

**Tim** · 10-29-2003 05:18 PM

how many mph is 200 kph

**wasup** · 10-29-2003 06:05 PM

Mr. Soul, you forgot to mention girls

.

Since this is an all guy's thread... he is my all guy's story of smilies...

One day, a pot head

and a stoner

walked into a bar to have get some beer

and have some fun

. As they were having there fun

a guy who just went to the dentist who got his tooth pulled and was put on novacaine

was loading his sick rifle

. He was sent by the super evil twin sister santa (read other smillie story in BWGEN)

to kill them and make them go to heaven

or hell

. As they were having there "fun" a jester came around

(a woman) and the pothead

fell in love with her

. Anyways, the sniper shot

and missed and the pothead got PISSED!

:finger: WITHOUT A SMILE!! Anyway, he ran back to his hole in the ground and daydreamed

about that heavenly

jester

. As he rolled off to sleep

he had a ... GREAT !!! dream and woke up feelign great

He soon relized that he didn't know what happened last night

and he had the WORST HANGOVER of alllll time

. He felt like he had 3 eyes!

. Anyway, he went over to the mirror and adjusted his afro

while listening to some tunes

. He warped to the jester's house

and peeked on her

. What a perv... He fainted and woke up at the bar

dead floating over his body

and relized that that whole thign was a dream

and that he really got shot

. he woke up a second after that in the jester's house

doing his thang

and relized that he really got warped back in time and visited a medieval jester

. WHAT A TRIP!!

**jill1978** · 10-29-2003 06:23 PM

woh that pretty colorful....I did'nt want to start a gender issue I just did'nt want to subject the guys to a question about ovulation and periods...my husband dose'nt know the difference between a pad and tampon.

**Eternalxxxchaos** · 10-29-2003 06:33 PM

Originally posted by jill1978
woh that pretty colorful....I did'nt want to start a gender issue I just did'nt want to subject the guys to a question about ovulation and periods...my husband dose'nt know the difference between a pad and tampon.

OOh..thahts not hard to remeber what is what..lol...no offense to your hubby.

**wasup** · 10-29-2003 06:45 PM

my husband dose'nt know the difference between a pad and tampon.[/b]

I'd rather not know...

**Seeker** · 10-29-2003 07:23 PM

Originally posted by Tim
how many mph is 200 kph

That's 120 mph. I backed off because I was afraid!

**Serinanth** · 10-30-2003 04:10 AM

I got my caprice up to 130 but backed off... I get too nervous. Blowing a tire at those speeds... whooooo that would suck ass...

mmm I am going to germany next year some time.... that road is calling my name...

I would love to take some offensive driving classes, yes they do have them. Im a Newyorker so I drive offensively anyways so why not be like a car ninja.

**Seeker** · 10-30-2003 05:15 AM

Man, If you want to drive offensively, take a trip to Italy.

Those guys are crazy! I spent some time working out of our Nice office (30 miles from Italy).
The scenery was great, the food was great, the wine and beer was great.
However, I've never seen a place before where they try to pack two cars into the same lane at every stoplight.
The guy that takes off fastest when it turns green gets the lane!

**Timotheus** · 10-30-2003 03:53 PM

No wonder the Autobahnen hier in Deutschland are as dangerous as they are, when I listen to you guys

coming to visit us.

**wasup** · 10-30-2003 04:33 PM

Speaking of cars, do you think Dark Lotus is a good band name... I just thought of it for some reason and it sounds like some weird goth band or a heavy metal band that plays "depressing" type music

**GestaltAlteration** · 10-30-2003 05:57 PM

hey you guys.... lets get drunk and eat PIZZA after a little fun

Alright!

thats all I hafta say on this topic...

**Seeker** · 10-31-2003 05:40 AM

Originally posted by Timotheus
No wonder the Autobahnen hier in Deutschland are as dangerous as they are, when I listen to you guys * coming to visit us. *

Ach, bist du of Duetch? Sehr Gut

I used to work in Karlsruhe regularly, and so know something about the Bavaria region.
Great wines, beers, and food. The women are also very NICE

I've seen some bad wrecks on the nightly news. I guess they just bring in the frontend loaders and scoop the car parts into dump trucks!

Is Peep still on the television over there? I used to watch it regularly. It was one of my favorite shows!

**Timotheus** · 10-31-2003 05:58 AM

Unfortunately, they stopped Peep with the incredible Mrs. Veronica Feldbusch in 2000

Btw, I actually have to drive to Karlsruhe this sunday for a performance, using the dreaded Autobahn

**Seeker** · 10-31-2003 06:05 AM

Where is your home town? I've been to many of the towns in that area.

**jill1978** · 11-04-2003 02:44 PM

the town of tampon

**nerve** · 11-04-2003 02:54 PM

**Seeker** · 11-04-2003 04:14 PM

looks like Paperdoll has had a sex change!

Jill, town of tampon?
What does that have to do with boobies, drinking, and cars?

**DAL9000** · 11-04-2003 07:40 PM

*SIGH* The all girls thread was more interesting...

**Silver Sphere** · 11-04-2003 11:26 PM

Originally posted by Seeker

What does that have to do with boobies, drinking, and cars?

Here's an on-topic post for a change.

You just won't see this level of discussion in some chick thread. No girls allowed!

(hooray, I'm not a freakin' n00b anymore)

**Skywalker** · 11-05-2003 08:40 PM

holy crap, you have to do 59 posts to make it to novice? Ill never get there....

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